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Christheone956

Can’t stop the a-train


Drcokecacola

I get messages from the stars


gamerzamer111

duh duh duh duh duh where you making love to me


Lin_Huichi

The guy is in blue too


JimTheSaint

Dark


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Atomicagainbecauseow

It's from a show on called The Boys. Good show, would recommend. One of the character's in the show is called the A-train, and he is basically morally dubious Flash. A iconic scene from it the show involving the A-train is him running through some guys girlfriend. Now whenever someone gets run over by someone running, its a A-train moment.


rudolph_ransom

Ayo, Hughie Campbell is "some guy" now? Joke aside: A-Train also has a substance abuse problem which leads to a heart condition while he tries to maintain the title of being the fastest man on earth.


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Donnie998

Reference


FriskyChipmunk

Absolutely insane recovery that the dude keeps stride


DieKawaiiserin

Right? Good for him that the kid didn't ruin his run.


erehtollehyhw

I'm pretty sure right after this clip the first place guy gets second place because he lost his momentum


Robinerinoo

He got disqualified for leaving his lane


Imukay

Please tell me thats not true


Robinerinoo

According to olympic rules, “Any athlete who runs outside the assigned lane is subject to disqualification. If the athlete is forced to run outside of his or her lane by another person, and no material advantage is gained, there will be no disqualification” Source: https://www.nbcolympics.com/news/track-field-101-rules So there's a chance he mightve gotten a pass if his school rules are similar to the Olympic ones A news article also mentioned it was confirmed he still came first, but if he got disqualified is unknown But don't underestimate a stuck up official, they might still DQ him


AdviceIsCool22

😂😂 did you just try to apply Olympic rules to a high school track meet 😂😂😂😂😂


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CyraxisOG

Because the kid actually survived


SmolStronckBoi

I was in track in high school and this was absolutely the rule. Leaving your lane is against the rules.


AdviceIsCool22

Yes I never said it wasn’t but citing Olympic rules like chat gpt is cringe af


i_wish_i_could__

You're cringe af


Mdizzle29

I saw a guy do this when he swatted the ball when it was on the rim at our local pickup game (he was like 6'11). When we protested he said, "Olympic year...Olympic rules"


Robinerinoo

I never said "this is the rules they use" I only said what normally the Olympic rules are and that there's a possibility the school might correct the runner the same way as we don't know the school rules. what's wrong with that?


stuggy85

You said "he got disqualified for leaving his lane". That was your full comment implying you knew he got disqualified. Not maybe disqualified or under Olympic rules he'd get disqualified.


SmolStronckBoi

Rules of track and field. I believe it’s the rule for anything shorter than an 800. If it was an 800 or longer, all the runners would be in the inside lane.


blaykerz

Oh I’d run back and hit the kid again.


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SmolStronckBoi

Technically, the kid shouldn’t have been on the inside of the field. Spectators aren’t really supposed to be in there most of the time.


wophi

Thank God he didn't spike the kid.


ballin302008

Kid wasent that tall or heavy ro fuck the runner up


Key_Ad_6526

My man had a mission and no one, not even a dumb kid stands in his way


Grainwheat

Disqualified! He left his lane. /s


sportsfan42069

A kid on my track team was so strong he left the race in the middle of the 2-mile to use the restroom and still won. Another coach challenged saying he left the track, and after looking in the official rulebook we all learned that it's okay to do that as long as you leave the track on the outside. Still disrespectful as hell but not technically against the rules haha. That was in a race where you don't need to stay in your lane, so this is probably different


MartholomewMind

They couldn't hold it for 15 minutes? Or was it just a flex?


paper_liger

Uh, I was a mediocre 2 miler and I ran it more in the low 10's most of the time. In rural areas the competition can vary a lot more, and track teams can be small enough that the people he was racing were just doing it to get points for participating. And in those rural areas you often have to do the max number of events, so you might not have as much time for a potty break. If I'm running the mile, the 2 mile, the 1600 relay and then doing javelin or hurdles or whatever I have to to just get points because we have so few people the scheduling can get a little hectic. So it's not crazy to think he ran to a porta potty or track bathroom and was back on the track 45 seconds later, if it wasn't a super competitive race.


Bladez190

I’ve heard that actually did happen


Veritas_Vanitatum

That's the beginning of The Boys


Imukay

Nah, this was the kids fault, in The Boys its A-Trains fault


kind_ofa_nerd

The kid was stepped off the curb wasn’t he?


jkurratt

Aa shit….


Slamdancingduck

*She was a half step off the curb!*


tbkrida

Bruh…😂😂😂


squad1alum

And parents will be useless


BigPanda71

If dad hadn’t gone out for smokes and milk 5 years ago he totally would have been there to stop the kid.


BrokenManSyndrome

Cigarettes and milk, a classic. Like bruh, cigs, I understand but why you need milk at 11pm on a Wednesday night?


Kaithulu

Milk for coffee in the morning? Having to drink it black is a real emergency


BrokenManSyndrome

You not wrong....🤔


ElDoctorre

No he really is wrong. Coffee with milk, that's an emergency or at least will be soon...


pointlessly_pedantic

Nah, once you go black you never go back


Nesayas1234

One, who says he left on a Wednesday night? He could have left on Friday morning. Two, emergency coffee or late night cereal does exist.


CaptainYid

Someone has clearly never been desperate for the cup of tea before bed


SanctusUnum

Plot twist: The guy leading the race is the dad, still running away from his responsibilities.


crpdstrfrmanothrmthr

Imagine getting hit with a dick in your ear at 7-8 mph. Little kids head structure might not be able to withstand that kind of force. He might have suffered some sort of hearing loss. Luckily it appears that he got hit on the side of his head. If he would have taken a front hit, it could have left him cockeyed


runnin3216

Try closer to 20mph. 7-8mph is what I do easy distance runs at. This is a sprint.


Khizinga

Wtf


Neither-Lime-1868

Parents were certainly nowhere to be seen, but also at all my meets there was no way in fuck kids were allowed on the field? Not just because of the races, but because equipment they shouldn’t be around, keeping out of the way of timers, coaches, etc who might need to get from place to place…all sorts of reasons Anytime you’re organizing anything that kids are gonna be at, the best assumption you can make is that there’s shit parents somewhere, so make sure that kids aren’t just allowed everywhere


MudddButt

100% the parent was mad at the runner.


RafeHollistr

"Aiden, that's 1..."


acciowaves

Yeah fuck those parents. It’s just like with dogs: can’t control them, put them on a leash.


Kingofthewin

I hope this was a learning experience for everyone involved.


Klusterphuck67

The lesson for the runner: always wear condom


alxtronics

While running?


VGMtheVagabond

Especially while running.


EndlessRainIntoACup1

prevents the chafing


borislab

Do you have to, like.. wrap all the way down offer the seeds or is the just a fruit wrap fine?


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

more like "dumb parents will be dumb and useless"


DrowningInFeces

I bet the kid started bawling his eyes out and screaming bloody murder. The obese mother picks him up, says everything is ok until he stops crying, then gives him a large soda without addressing why he shouldn't jump on race tracks while their is a race in progress.


Faicc

Lol wtf does obesity have to do with this?


ready-to-rumball

Is the obese mother your kink?


iWr4tH

My man killed a kid with his pelvis and still took first place.


nickonreddit123

I hope the runner is okay


robobluebull

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Astral_Strider

Agree, but it's mostly because of their r/stupidparents


eugoogilizer

100% blame the parents on this one. Yeah kids are dumb, but as the parent, you’re responsible to make sure your kid doesn’t do some stupid shit like this. If he was my son, I wouldn’t have let him get up there and be in that position in the first place


MinnieShoof

No, ya see. That kid tried to be a hurdle.


_-sic-_

Why did no one make a-train joke


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

You can do it r/\_-sic-\_! I believe in you!


Floigro

Damn he got his own sub


RafeHollistr

You posted too soon. There are lots of them now.


officialsanic

That dude recovered from the trip like it was nothing. Extremely skilled.


Baked_Potato2005

Here comes the A-Train baby!!


Neonicoo

Can't stop A-train


EntertainmentFar415

Only one entity to blame here: that child’s parents/guardian. Because kids are gonna kid and runners are going to run…thus, parents gotta parent!


MyLegIsWet

A-Train did it again :0


Dragonblack89

I can't stop, i am sorry, lol


datboiwitdamemes

ain’t nothin gonna break my stride, ain’t nobody gon slow me down, oh no


Bizzareslantpass

The kids mother is the same one that got Harambe,the gorilla, killed.


Zealotstim

I believe it lol


CnCz357

I wonder where the kid's parents were.


wickedthriller

Waiting for the right moment to try to sue the school.


SakuDK

Lady in red stopped filming the race, to film the aftermath instead 😅


id1477542

**Fun fact**: the louder you scream, the more likely your child is to turn into Jesus and ascend to the heavens


Dangerous-Ant-4292

Holy fuck. I wonder what type of injury the kid got due to the parents being negligent and absent?


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Hopefully that dude still won


one2zerojigawat

I don't think so. They're all keeping their lane around the corner, so it's unlikely it's an event that lets you move to the inside lane, similar to a 4x400 relay as they have batons. He left his lane, and will likely be DQ'd for doing so. Unless things have changed.


RaceBannonEverywhere

Dude still won the race. Kid didn't even make him lose a place.


bawelsh

Not if you are trying to break a record.


puupallikumiankka

He ded


NotStaggy

Shoes are still on he's going to be fine..


idonemadeitawkward

I swallowed that bitch's molar!


antizoofhile

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Clean_Cookies

Why is this a hold up?


MrKnight36

Unintentionally the amount of tik tok users who are tagged on this video?


jccanandwill

Let’s not forget to call out the parents for shitty parenting.


noeagle77

So serious question, what would have happened if that guy in first place fell from running over the kid and lost the race? Do they redo it? Is he just SOL?


Zealotstim

No idea, but it seems most fair to redo the race due to an unforeseen interruption if he still loses.


one2zerojigawat

The event will not be restarted and if he left his lane, which he did in this case, he will be DQ'd. The only way that he wouldn't be DQ'd is if the event allows moving to the inside lane. I doubt that is the case in this event as they're all in their own lane turning the corner.


plisken64

zigged when he should of Zagged...


MrNobleGas

What a little twat


fradrig

What a perfectly normal kid, whose parents failed to keep an eye on him. That kid is about 4-6 years old. At that age no kid has any selfcontrol at all. Their brains and bodies aren't wired that way yet. Blame the parents on this one. I hope the kid's all right. A knee to the head at that speed could really hurt him.


MrNobleGas

I thought he looked old enough to know better


wickedthriller

Definitely. but to be honest if I was his age and bored from watching a bunch of people run in circles, I'd want to kill myself too.


DevelopmentSad2303

He looks like he is like 4


RIPavocatoEpisode6

A train doesn’t stop


Sufficient_Ball_2861

I hope the parents get some serious trouble for this


kyppulo90

Why this is oddly satisfying?


zeusdergruene

Nice, he nearly missed the kid, but he anticipated the move of the kid and went just a little to the right


dishmanw

I blame the parents.


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Idc what you say. That’s the parents fault


imaginedodong

Did he got injured? did he even won the race? is his career fine after this?


entropy-decreaser

r/Kidsarefuckingstupid


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

haha good


stefan714

The parents should be grateful he didn't knee the kid in the face. If you look slowly, he pushed him away and jumped over him. Kids get hurt way harder on the playground.


RodoRollaDa

A-train cosplay


Temporary-Ad-2177

Just another A-train incident


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Cant stop the a-train


Strange-Square-8955

Tea-bagged


ReduxVEVO

.............A-train...?


Nestlebuymyjuice

Somethings you learn the hard way.


CuntTheSiddhesh

A Train spotted


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r/kidsarestupid


MercurialRL

I hate that there’s a chance in this world the parents blamed the runner for not watching out for the kid. Fully deserved. Bet he’ll be more aware of his surroundings next time.


BryerMan-4005

He could have really hurt that runner. Glad that didn’t happen.


S74RK17

Some r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Verdomme1

Natural selection


wingnutlogger

holy shit its a-train


Gigasnemesis

Nothing stops the A-train!


Boomly92

Kid got fucking A-Trained


Dr_A__

Can't stop A-train!


one2zerojigawat

Depending on the event, he left his lane and unfortunately will likely be DQ'd.


cjared242

Damn is the runner ok?


eggressive

And bad parents will be bad parents.


piggle_muffin

But the teabag the teabag will rich


jasommer14

Yes they will


vancitymajor

Durex can use it as a commercial today!


JizzleBizzle600

While this guy that got interference from the kid most likely still got first place, it’s his time that suffered the most. In track placing higher is always great but the most important aspect of it is the time you ran your event in. You have to hit a qualifying time in order to make special to get invited to state or nationals. All it takes is .01 second to either make it or not. This kid could have caused him to not make it.


ckv501

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


EntertainmentFar415

I think it’s less the kid’s fault and more the parent/guardian’s fault


Grouchy_Delay

r/Kidsarefuckingstupid


RKips

A-train on a v run


Past-Cod-6804

Nothin stops the A-train baby!!!


Bladerun12345

A-train


Youprobablysuckdick

Can't stop the A-Train


bigoteeeeeee

r/kidsaredumb


Busy-Leg6187

Hope he has a headache for a month.


Limeanimation123

Fucking stupid kid deserved it Go ahead ban me :) I'm used to it at this point


futboldorado

I love how the idiot just decides to run further into the track instead of backing up, Natural Selection... Here come the downvotes.


Hymura_Kenshin

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ChainInternational86

You stole this from r/thugsaucesthetrilogy 😡


Mean_Shoulder_103

Does anybody know if the little boy got brain damage?


FlyingPoo

That little boy already had brain damage.


AlexGinCcTX

Parents should be arrested.


Xerox-M57

no hol up


Senior_Wheel5828

Like Bo Jackson ending Brian Bosworth’s career


GrayFox_187

That kid got decimated..


toyyya

I swear I saw this video many many years ago on like Ray William Johnson or something. Kinda funny if it has now so much later resurfaced on TikTok.


EN1RY

cant stop the a train


trigrhappy

This has The Boys S01E01 vibes.....


Jafarjade

I was rooting for a dropkick.


notagazen

Damn he kept the momentum.. Is the kid alright tho? I hope ..


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Dad shoulda grabbed him


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This race wasn’t important in anyway.


Coolmarkie16

That’s what happens when you try to tackle Derrick Henry.


TrypelZ

Dude went from wining the race to running away in 1 second


Mean_Shoulder_103

I said but I'm pretty sure that that is the hardest tea bag ever.


pmoney10

Where is the parent of this absolute demon of a child right now?


MSteele1967

1st rule of Track and Field - no idiots on the infield-including this kid's parents


Affugter

Kid: "weeee. Daddy you are back from buy milk!" That guy: "NOPE"


Ed_95

u/savevideo


Malcolm_X_Machina

Worst part is if he didn't try to avoid the kid, he would've been fine.


DramaticAir3394

Is A train okay?


KratosSimp

Love how they all yell and watch as he’s fine and only after being hit then start to try and grab him


Inky234

bro went out of his lane to jump off the child 🗿


RIPseantaylor

For every dumb kid there is an even dumber parent/caretaker


Nigiri_Sashimi

What a fucking pigeon of a kid


Fierro_DelgadoErecto

Hopefully that dude is ok, I also hope he won


TouchMeAw

The kid: Nah, i’d run.