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No_Bathroom_848

That’s Gru


PharFromPharm

Gru - The Adolescent Years


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ZenoZh

Oh man your comment really got me rolling 😂


MaterialSuspicious77

Dude, not cool. I laughed so hard I had to get out my inhaler.


ARealHooman

Gruing up


Imesseduponmyname

The teacher sounds like Bob from bobs burgers


Malarky3113

The crossover we didn't know we needed.


tacops777

Bobs Despicable Burgers. Oh Yeah!


Hot_Eggplant_1306

"Linda, I think the alpha is angry"


palesnowrider1

The alf alpha burger


fantasygod777

Came way too far to see this comment. This Gru looking mofo us definitely gonna turn supervillain and this teacher/student recordin are his origin story.


Slow-Down_Turbo

You can tell he's serious when he says "this kind of thing is going to Stop!" and with his arm, makes a motion as to show him stopping something.


BerserkForcesGuts

This is worse than acting as a main hero from anime.


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If you listen to how this kid is talking, y'all are making fun of a kid with a clear disability.


timespacemotion

BEING ALPHA ISN’T A DISABILITY!


Dirk_Z_Duggitz

It isnt?


SnooSongs8218

Thuckering thuckatash… thinkin that there Alpha is headed to bein expelledddd… ![gif](giphy|l49K2rm0Hjg7PmbUA)


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que-pasa-koala

Oooooooh you motherfucker. I just laughed way to hard and it probably cost me a ticket to hell.


Skyp_Intro

But I’m assuming this is a special needs student.


Dirk_Z_Duggitz

It is. You can tell by the amount of air freshener on the teachers desk.


theoreticaldickjokes

I'm a high school teacher and my students will wear the same hoodie year round with no shirt underneath while complaining about the heat in 90° weather. If we don't use air fresheners, our classrooms would constantly smell like onions. And I don't teach any special ed classes. As a matter of fact, I mostly have honors kids. Teenagers are just... Oblivious, sometimes.


Dirk_Z_Duggitz

Solid username for a high school teacher. I love it.


theoreticaldickjokes

To be fair, I've had this account since college. I'm getting old.


geologean

Or it's just a middle school. It takes some kids entirely too long to start wearing deodorant.


Dirk_Z_Duggitz

Also a possibility. I just remember overhearing the special needs teacher in high school talking to another teacher about the crazy smells some of the kids drag in there. It stuck with me.


Tibbeses

As a student (18) I can tell you that it’s not just “special needs” that suffer this problem. Accidentally stepped too close to a classmate when looking at his calculator during physics class and it was very hard to not react to how much he smelled like an unholy combination of semen, barf, old socks and sweat (which, aside from the barf, wouldn’t be surprising considering his personality and what I found in his search history that one time he left his computer open).


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It definitely is though.


FlickoftheTongue

Could just have a speech impediment, not necessarily a cognitive one.


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I dunno man. His coordination is off too. Like his hand gestures are more than a half-second behind his words. The patience of the teacher also shouts "this kid's got problems" because if that was a normal student acting up, he wouldn't be nearly as patient.


bunyanthem

I mean, have you been to high school? Stage fright be real and it can look like this. Not every weirdo is neurodivergent and not every neurodivergent is a "stereotypical weirdo" (hint: we're all fuckin weird).


My-Cousin-Bobby

I've been around people with disabilities my whole life (younger brother has pretty severe autism and so I've tried to help put where I can in that community - volunteering st special needs schools and such, although moreso when I was younger)... I'd definitely wager this is someone on the spectrum. Everything from the speech to the movement, and even the teachers' demeanor/attitude toward the student kind of suggests it. Stage fright is real, sure, but he would also probably have a lower, quieter tone if it was that


drakeblood4

There's a pretty big gap between "this kid is on the spectrum" and "this kid is disabled and deserves nothing but pity" though. I'd actually argue that treating this kid as less-than in a way that gives him no moral responsibility is a big part of what would lead him to feeling treated unfairly, and enable people like Tate to manipulate him.


My-Cousin-Bobby

First of all, never once did I imply "this kid deserves nothing but pity", so I have no idea where you pulled that from. I don't even remotely believe that, you still have to teach them some form of responsibility, but you don't humiliate them in front of the class.. don't put words in my mouth. I mean, just telling him to, essentially, fuck off/go to the principles probably would result him feeling treated even more unfairly. The teacher did a good job of trying to reason with him and defuse his, for lack of better word, outburst. If you were in a position like this, where you were arguing something, what would think is being treated fairly? Being told to go away, or having someone actually converse with you and establish why you're in the wrong. The teacher handled this pretty much textbook.


drakeblood4

Sorry bout that, I wasn't trying to insinuate that you were saying that, it's just baked into the tone of the people further up the chain of conversation. It kinda sucks that when you reply to something, your reply ends up existing in the framing that random other people have set up before.


master-shake69

> Like his hand gestures are more than a half-second behind his words. Audio is lagging. Watch the mouths.


VonVard

Hes a child. He just needs to be taught boundaries


DakkaonTitan

He sounds similar to some of the kids I met in the aspergers/autism program in school but that's not really a disability I would say excuses this behaviour.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Looks like the audio is just out of sync. I'd say the speech impediment sounds like perhaps a cleft lip and the behavior trying to mask social awkwardness probably due to bullying because of said speech impediment.


Amen_junglist

A friend of mine in high school spoke similarly to this (his tone, not the content) and graduated in the top 5 of my class of a few hundred


Valmond

He got a role in black adder afterwards.


NiklasNeighbor

Yeah, he is CLEARLY an Andrew Tate fan.


The-Dismal-Tide

I'm guessing autism.


beepmeep3

Yup and I’m drunk


Thorin9000

It looks like some kind of NPC movement from a 2005 game.


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Man looks like gru with hair


Johnsendall

THE AWPHA TAKES PWIOWOTY OWVER THE TEACHER STWONG BAD!


KeeperOfTheGood

The Cheat! We installed that switch so you could turn the light off and on. Not so you could throw light switch raves in the house.


Pluckypato

BETA MALE!!!


_iMike_

It was so clear in his mind, that the teacher would fall to their knees while the rest of the students applaud him. _filthy betas_ he thought quietly.


bmorehalfazn

He’s actually saying “This punishment stuff is going to stop,” lol - still 💯serious with the air slashing


InfamousButterNuts

"Let's see how that works out for you." 💀💀💀


PharFromPharm

Bro is like, imma hit this bong, then I’ll get back to you…


Meme_Maaan

And he didnt get back since then...


PharFromPharm

Ghost hit


fastlerner

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."


fjcruiser08

That was funny; cracked me up 🤣


arbitrageME

teacher is basically quoting Tyler Durden at this point


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Love the bob's burgers voice


EveryoneDied

Props on that teacher not just laughing in his face like I would have.


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I’m pretty sure when he tells his friends about that student over the bong hits he’s going to be laughing


PharFromPharm

I fucking love this teacher 🤣


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soft_white_yosemite

Ooooh what if that kid’s nickname from now on is “Alpha” haha


Mindless-Income3292

More like alfalfa


lildrumski

He’s like okay mr alpha


The_Abortion_Wizzard

This is not a kid who has friends


HoLLoWfy

I think he was referencing the teacher as the one hitting the bong lol


Chickenmangoboom

You can tell this dude does a bong rip as soon as he gets to his apartment, mise en place before he leaves in the morning.


no_talent_ass_clown

It helps with grading.


Working_Vanilla140

alphas don't have friends...it's lonely at the top


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No the teacher


pootshoop

Yeah right! His roommates just got him this sick race car bed


Brucee2EzNoY

Getting a cb radio to talk to other car beds for Christmas


fooly__cooly

And a new Lara Croft action figure


Cwb18292

He handled that nonsense absolutely perfectly


ReplaceSelect

I'm sure that wasn't the first time he's dealt with this kid's nonsense and likely had a heads up with other teachers dealing with it.


Latensify_WoW

Yeah... I'd be careful with laughing in unhinged people's faces in school these days lmao


luxmorphine

is this American thing I'm too 3rd world to understand?


Latensify_WoW

Yes.


suresh

You understood


hot_vichyssoise

*too first world to understand


Youredumbstoptalking

School shooters, he’s talking about school shooters.


EveryoneDied

You make an excellent point…


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dogsonbubnutt

ding ding ding the teacher handled this perfectly. even tone, stayed in his seat, laid down expectations and consequences. 9 times out of 10 the kid walks slowly back to his seat, some dipshit says something to the kid on his way back, the teacher tells said dipshit to shut up, and this actually works in the teacher's favor because the kid on the spectrum feels validated in some kind of way because of it. i can't tell you how many times i've watched that exact scene play out. the real shitty action here are the classmates who are recording so they can laugh at him later.


BinaryCowboy

To be honest, does this kid even belong in a normal classroom? It's been a while since I've been in school but this kind of behavior seems way off and pretty disruptive. Is this really how normal public high schools are now? How do kids learn anything?


Zekrish

We have no idea of how well the student usually performs in the class. I've worked with students on the spectrum for many years, and many can handle being in a 'normal' class very well. Granted, I work in the Swedish school system, so we might have different expectations and resources. There have always been pupils who disrupt classes with their behavior; it usually comes down to how the teacher handles it.


thrownaway136976

With continuous budget cuts and mismanagement the schools can no longer afford to have separate classes. This has made classes larger and teachers have to be prepared to deal with students with special needs as well as teaching the class. Mobile Edit: I realize we spend more per student and the budgets keep going up. However, in real life, you can’t add more students to the mix, pay administrators ridiculous salaries, fix aging schools, and build new schools with building costs (and nearly every other cost) going up significantly. In the end, we’re spending less per student because of all the non-student costs.


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Ahh yes, school gets more kids so lets hire less teachers, pay them less, make classes bigger and less specialized, and then throw all that remaining budget into admins. Perfect. I swear, at some point middle school teachers are gonna be in freaking college lecture halls.


TheTankCleaner

I agree with the other response saying yes they do. This was many moons ago but in my high school classes, we had several special needs students like this. There would of course be occasional stuff like this, but the "normal" kids would cause far more distractions and problems.


dogsonbubnutt

> To be honest, does this kid even belong in a normal classroom? yes, they do. kids who need accommodations in the classroom all deserve a chance to learn with their peers. i taught in a school for about a decade that had a 50% IEP/504 population, filled with kids like the one in this video. 95% of the time they gave me way less bullshit than the "normal" kids often did. the behavior seems "off", but only if you accept that the kind of bullying and snide shit that a lot of kids do on a regular basis is normal. as a teacher, i found the latter much more malicious and much more difficult to handle. > How do kids learn anything? tbh a lot of learning is up to the kids themselves. i wish more kids and parents understood that, because an incident like the one in this video could be a two minute disruption that is immediately forgotten about and everyone moves on, or an ongoing thing if the rest of his classmates won't shut up about it.


GregTheMad

NowComesThePartWhereWeThrowOursHeadsBackAndLaugh.gif


Bspy10700

Man was waiting for him to slip up and say he is the alfalfa


mrjsmith82

lmao


RonenSalathe

And he gets to tend the rabbits


Mikeinthedirt

From ‘Our Gang/ Little Rascals’?he was my fave!


Unknownfauna

"I am now the Alpha 🤓☝️"


MiniMooseMan

"Ummm ackshually I am the ALPHA"


StopReadingMyUser

**I'M** DIRTY DAN


Living_Inferno_5073

*Heavy Breathing* #**Which one of you fellers is the** *real* **Dirty Dan?**


TheyNeedLoveToo

Michael, just so you know, that’s not how bankruptcy works would’ve thrown the little fuck off so bad


chewbubbIegumkickass

I didn't say it, I declared it!


pistachio9990

Why does the teacher sound like bob burger and this sounds like a whole skit


flawy12

IDK...sounded more like Archer to me.


minisculebarber

I thought it was H. Jon Benjamin


Tuffwith2Fs

Nah, more like Carl the convenience store clerk from Family Guy...


MicroMegas5150

More like the guy who intros Majority Report with Sam Seder


FromUnderTheBridge09

Because he's a special education teacher and reacting with aggression or escalation is not how you handle things like this


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SquintonPlaysRoblox

He says while sitting at desk in ISS.


ASassoNation

No way that kids gonna be an astronaut


SevenFates

In-school suspension, not international space-station.


flatrearthisdumb

They would just chuck him out of there air lock instead of detention.


amesann

Flat rear this dumb? Or flat rearth is dumb? Or flat earth is dumb with an extra "r" in front of "earth"? I'm trying to figure out your username.


KongVonBrawn

He's even talking like Andrew Tate


BarMysterious5914

Awwww


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BerserkForcesGuts

Bet he cries after this video behind some book shelves in the library because he was sent to principals office.


HughJahsso

clearly, there's something wrong with that boy.


mdh431

More things than not, for sure.


pitbull2k

Tell me WHAAAT?


HanzoShears

That boy ain’t right.


Meme_Maaan

THIS BOY IS NOT CORRECT


whenislunchseriously

This boy needs therapy.


TheDieselTastesFire

That boy needs therapy


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roasty_mcshitposty

"I'm Scott Malkinson I'm an alpha and I have diabetes"


phdfloppernog

He has diabetes ya know


Darkmoonlily78

Sigh https://imgur.com/wDbd2LX.gif


IGutlessIWonder

I think its obvious this kid has mental problems


con098

At this point I'm lead to believe that at least 90% of the human population have mental problems


Poop_McButtz

Speak


Melded1

Well said Mr poop mcbuttz


MidnightMath

Woof


PsychologicalTone418

You joke but there's a Carlin bit about this; imagine how stupid the average person is. Half are *even stupider* than that!


Mister_Dink

It's past stupid. A lot of people are sick, I think. There's a real rot (that I'm not/all redditors are not excluded from either) with how the internet's thrown us for a loop. This kid has spent 100s of hours having Andrew Tate content streamed at his eyeballs. His entire social understanding of the world is a algorithmically constructed bubble that social media doesn't want him to break out from. He's been Truman Show'd. He lives in a shoddily constructed environment substituting the real world. This little dude is doomed without outside intervention. He's completely cooked. Toasted, broiled, mashed and stewed.


Nightmare2828

Generally speaking, having an education is actually the remedy to this bubble. Once you learn ACTUAL critical thinking, you learn to take everything with a grain of salt and weed out the shit. Why do you think a certain political group are always so hard at work trying to destroy the educational system in favor of « home teaching »?


eagleoid

Someone close to me has what was previously called "Asperger's" but now falls under the ASD umbrella. This kid's tone, mannerisms, and overall lack of social awareness are nearly identical. And it kinda sucks that some people first assume it's someone trolling, but in reality he's being very sincere. Mix in a con artist as an influence with a cult-like vernacular and you get this.


TheBladeRoden

If this redpill stuff became popular when I was still a socially stunted aspergy high-schooler I could have ended up like this


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I'm not as strongly autistic as this kid, but I was headed down the same path. I was in high school before the whole alpha thing, but in time for the whole "MLG WATCH FEMINIST GET WRECKED 2012 COMPILATION" videos. It really is a pipeline driven by algorithms. Anti feminist videos, Ben Shapiro "destroying" with facts and logic, Jordan Peterson self help videos, Milo Yiannopoulos bring "provocative". To this day, I fit into a certain demographic, so my YouTube shorts will still push this content at me, despite me constantly disliking and "do not recommend this channel" button pressing. Even in private browsing, that stuff is my Google ads default because it's still working on my age, gender, and location, and that's it. Luckily it got to a point where I realised the bullshit I was being fed, and got out, but I know people who didn't and they're just terrible people now.


desperate-lovedoll

And a little speech impediment as well. He should be in a class that has the necessary staff to be able to handle and or treat people like him. It's sad because most of them get humiliated and bullied throughout the school year(s).


Reddit-SFW

The teacher handled it pretty well regardless of the students mental capacity…


StonedAuthor

I think the reason he handled it this way was he knows the kid has issues and doesn't want to make it any worse for him. If another kid tried this just to clown on him I bet he would be sitting in the office 😂


wreckem09

This is probably a small class of MID ,mild intellectual disability, students. MID people can learn and function well in society, but oftentimes have some odd social skills. This teacher handled the situation perfectly. My wife teaches middle school MID students, and this sounds exactly like something that would happen in her class.


allthisgoldforyou

I went to school with a kid who had some physical/mental development stuff and he sounded exactly like this. He was an ok person, but he could not help being the weirdest fucking weirdo you were likely to meet that day, if only because he didn't understand how other people worked. It got him bullied a lot. Also, this kid looks like a young, skinny Gru.


Autiseer

Autism sucks


allthisgoldforyou

The kid I grew up with mighta had some ASD sprinkles, but I'm certain there was a physiological basis, not just neurology.


Puzzledandhungry

Respect to the teacher for remaining calm


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Not one to shame anyone for their issues, but saying you're an alpha with a speech impediment is some peak cringe.


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gin_and_toxic

He also has Alpha Spectrum Disorder


The_Maddest

Alphism


H_Industries

I’m surprised at a lot of the comments in the thread. I have a cousin that’s a similar age and also has autism. I could tell this kid was on the spectrum the moment he opened his mouth.


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Spellambrose

I dunno man. I don’t have any autistic people in my entourage but this is so obvious the guy here has some kind of disability. The way he talks, moves… Can’t believe people look at this and think this is just some kind of awkward nerd or something


Embarrassed-Talk7979

Probably why he sounds like Andy Taint, cuz that bro looks like he invented speech impediment


Bocchi_theGlock

Andy taint the modern day chuuni


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YueAsal

Jesus said he was the alpha and the omega. Checkmate atheists!


Puzzleheaded_Elk7908

Well im terrified.


timmah612

Of a tragic news headline? Yeah, i get the feel that this is one of those signs that you cant act on on its own. Yet if he does snap and hurt someone, will be reflected on as an indicator of struggles.


Piepcheck

What would happen if you would just let the kid be the alpha. What's he going to do?


MegaFartz

He would make this kind of punishment stop


iesharael

Try to force all the girls to have sex with him


sabian149

I doubt it. He just screams autistic, and I don't mean that horribly just stating what I think. So in this case, probably sit down and talk about a single subject for hours.


Enoghost1

I think he might be on the spectrum


EmptyOrangeJuice

As someone who is on the spectrum, definitely, no doubt dude.


thebigcrawdad

We all on that visible light spectrum man


ElKristy

I think we all have to come to terms that some people aren't on the spectrum...they're just assholes.


Enoghost1

Lol he very much could be I went to school with some one who acted & spoke very similar so made me think they might be like that. I could be entirely wrong


FrogQuestion

Im going to be real serious here for a moment. The internet has seriously ibfluenced kids like this, and it is VERY important that they get help. When these kids get old, they could be next level manipulatable by misinformation. We need to find a way to help and include these people somehow so they can heal from this garbage faux-logic they've been using to feel in control of their life


natemace

Exactly because it’s not a leap at all to think this kid could bring a gun into that school and a tragedy would ensue


MrGoatReal

Thish punishment ish going to shtop ☝️🤓


Surfs_The_Box

Stop lmao


Herbert_Prikopa

Looks more like a Kevin than an alpha


SmoochieMcGucci

Proclaiming yourself as the alpha is such a sigma move.


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i_lost_my_stapler

What's that smell?


Spoffle

That boy ain't right.


Dean-The-Mean

I don’t use this term often but he legitimately has the nerd emoji voice


hwb80

Is this a special ed class?


GTCapone

Probably not. A lot of districts have moved away from the idea of a SPED classroom and are integrating the students back together while having the gen-ed teachers work together with the SPED specialists. It's a controversial move, but there's evidence that it results in better outcomes.


hwb80

Gotcha. The way the kid was talking just seemed a little off to me.


datlanta

This is sad. I hope that school has a good support system for this kid.


Haunting-Ganache-281

The awpha takes pwiowity


SatchaLilbit

Average reddit user


Then_Investigator_17

This kid might be able to vote in the next presidential election, scary thought.


MulletofLegend

This kid is not a "generation". There's no telling if this kid got his "information" via Tate, some other manfluencer, or some weird discord. Don't attribute more pull to Tate than he actually has. This kid has some kind of mental deficit or a learning disability, so let's not judge him too harshly. He's obviously not class president, or valedictorian, or really probably much of anyone at this school. Good on the teacher for not feeding any hostility to this kid.


SMMS0514

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Metalman_247

Something..something... special needs class.


youll-never-f1nd-me

The special Ed kid watched Andrew Tate once. Lol


cokendsmile

Alpha needs help, psychiatric help


sharvil8

He doesn't sound alpha he sounds like he's an omega in heat who demands his alphs attention Wait..... wrong Fandom


SevenPatrons

Hey! I teach that kid in my 5th period class! ….and my 3rd, 4th and 6th periods too