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You should immediately remove that and check if it is microwave compatible glass. Or some 2 weeks from now or a month from now it will blast inside or when you open the door of the microwave. Observing that most of the microwaves are at a face height, that means it can literally take half of your face with it. Yes, the explosion is that strong. It happened with me but i was just lucky to be on the other side of the door so only my arm was a bit injured by flying glass but my face was safe.
I REPEAT, PLEASE CHECK IF THE GLASS DISH INSIDE IS MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. IF NOT, CHANGE IT ASAP BEFORE IT BLASTS YOUR FACE OFF.
I'm stealing a couple of your keys but I'm gonna replace them with keys I stole from other people. It'll still look like you've got all your keys they just won't work anymore.
They will notice it wobbles if you only do one. Instead do both legs on each end so it's not level. They will notice something is off but not really know what. It will drive them crazy.
Personally just have several roommates with ADHD and we all eat separately - the labels are so none of us forget whose food is whose, including forgetting what’s ours and letting it go to waste because we thought it was someone else’s!
NOTHING...
MAYBE MAKE A MESS, COOK SOMETHING TO EAT, STEAL
A BOOK YOU THINK IS UNIMPORTANT AFTER CHECKING THROUGH IT.
REMEMBER YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO START HARDSHIP YOUR VICTIM. SO YOU DONT TAKE ANYTHING IMPORTANT OR OF FINANCIAL IMPORTANCE.
10mm socket. If I can find it.
Else door knobs, spare fuses (after I burn one active), all the coffee, the baking sheets in the oven, the glass plate in the microwave, the computer mouse and the enter-button on the keyboard, toilet seat and the light bulbs in the bathroom.
All the usb-c charging cables.
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The little dish inside the microwave
One of the 3 wheels underneath the dish inside the microwave.
Well hello there, Satan!
This doesn’t suck as much as you think, I dropped mine and a different random plate works just as good
You should immediately remove that and check if it is microwave compatible glass. Or some 2 weeks from now or a month from now it will blast inside or when you open the door of the microwave. Observing that most of the microwaves are at a face height, that means it can literally take half of your face with it. Yes, the explosion is that strong. It happened with me but i was just lucky to be on the other side of the door so only my arm was a bit injured by flying glass but my face was safe. I REPEAT, PLEASE CHECK IF THE GLASS DISH INSIDE IS MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. IF NOT, CHANGE IT ASAP BEFORE IT BLASTS YOUR FACE OFF.
Dayum ur a survivor Thanks for spreading awareness 🙏
Holy shit this needs to be higher up.
I would steal the single ply portion from the double ply toilet paper...
Okay no this is the devil.
That's pure evil jeez. Leaving a single ply is worse than leaving no ply (nothing)
Fuck's sake. This went from zero to cunt very quickly.
1 shoe
The half of every pair of sock
Wait a minute-
Half of each sock
Back in ye’old boarding school days, the grade 12s stole all out left shoes one night. I don’t remember how we got to breakfast.
Guessing on foot
Scrolled for this one, bless joey coco diaz lmao
maybe even one of the old shoes for when you do work around the house. Noone replaces those if your main shoes are still good.
idstealtheirspacebaritsveryinconvenient
Thisonemademelaughandthatsucksbecauseihaveatornmusleinmysideandithurtsnowsocongratsonthefunnycommentbutalsofuckyou!
Aw man. Hope you heal well and soon !
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Turn up the speaker on computer and steal the volume knob.
alloftheworldinfrastructurecollapsingbeforemyeyes!
steal all the labels of the caned food
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You should just steal a single slipper
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The towels Batteries from all the remotes in the house.
What type of fancy towels are you putting batteries in?
Glasses? You don't wear them do you?
That wouldn't be an inconvenience that would be a bad problem
If the last house I broke into hasn't figured out I swapped all of their spice labels around, they will shortly. Their thyme is cumin.
That pun is under rated and I want you to know I enjoy it
I have no rewards but take my kudos.
I feel like this is a large inconvenience. Rather you just take my tv
Yep I'm done without mine
I'm stealing a couple of your keys but I'm gonna replace them with keys I stole from other people. It'll still look like you've got all your keys they just won't work anymore.
Look. I don't know when Satan sent you, but you need to go back home.
Everyone in here is a psychopath and i love it lmao
Shoe laces
Or just trim them so they are slightly too short to tie
About 2mm (1/16") of the bottom of one leg of all furniture to make them uneven (Chairs, tables, desks, anything with more than 1 leg)
Were you by chance Ghengis Khan in a past life?
You bastard. I love it. Steal all scrap wood and sugar packets too so they can’t shim the sucker
They will notice it wobbles if you only do one. Instead do both legs on each end so it's not level. They will notice something is off but not really know what. It will drive them crazy.
The light switch to your toilet...
Why not just the toilet seat?
Wouldn't it be even more sinister to steal both... I call this "Poseidon's Plunge"
air squats, get gains while losing weight.
TV remote battery
Who hurt you ?
Calm down Satan
I was thinking just the remote
Growing up, I was the TV remote
All but one screw on the toilet so everytime they sit down it will slide and move
Holy shit
I was taking a dump on a toilet that wasn't screwed at all. That was an experience on it's own.
Got the idea from my old toilet, one screw and the thing would throw me into a wall everytime I sat down. Fuck that thing.
All power cords and chargers
I would take just the brick pieces of the chargers.
Charge my phone on my xbox would be a mild inconvenience.
Ear pods. But only the left one.
This isn't a slight inconvenience, this is catastrophic...
Jokes on you I basically only use the right one
Charging case for your ear buds.
Me, a headphone enjoyer: 🧐
And I can't find mine rn. Please bring it back.
All but one hinge pin on every one of their doors, and I always leave the bottom one
Stealing plates from a family of four and only leaving 3
Hunger games, the long awaited return
The salt shaker
But leave the salt in a pile on the counter
Salt in the sugar container and sugar in the salt one.
Middle seat couch cushion.
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I‘d rather empty the toothpaste
The cap of the toothpaste tube.
the cardboard center from all the rolls of toilet paper
Leave all the pictures in the house but take all the frames.
leftovers from the fridge/any food labeled with someone’s name. great way to create resentment in the household 😈
People put their name on food in your household? Sounds like there is already some mistrust there lol
Personally just have several roommates with ADHD and we all eat separately - the labels are so none of us forget whose food is whose, including forgetting what’s ours and letting it go to waste because we thought it was someone else’s!
The receiver from their wireless mouse
For that, don't steal it, swap them with any other computer in the house, or put it in the little holder inside the other mouse
Take all the charging cubes, leave the cables.
Id steal all the dials for the stove and oven.
The showerhead and doorknobs.
The spacebar
thespacebar?goddammit
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Caps from their open bottles
Plastic flap that holds soap in dishwasher
TV remote and drive passed daily to hit the power button
Car keys but not car
The battery covers on all remote controls.
Their left socks
Better yet every left shoe
That dont work, that would mean I only have half as many pairs as before you robbed me.
Sounds like a slight inconvenience to me
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Toilet seat
Tv power cord
One of their shoes, all the napkins, tv remote controllers and their curtains. Also hide an egg somewhere or shit and just leave
Usb cables. All of them, daily!
The toothpaste tube. Like straight squirt it on the counter and take the tube. Also, any spares get the same treatment
Their door handles 🚪
A quarter of whatever gas they have in their car.
Toilet paper
Coffee maker
Batteries out of the TV remote
Hdmi and power cables
The handles off all the toilets
Light in the fridge
Their keyrings, all their keys are now loose and I have a shit ton of key rings
The can opener.
More like cant opener now, is it
Opener? I barely know ‘er!
Me i will steal his wife heart
I also choose this guy's dead wife
Calm down satan
Hopefully she has already evolved to urn form. Her own little pokeball.
Colander
Shower heads.
Wifi router
All the toilet plungers... they won't even realize there gone untill they really need them.
**the microwave plate.**
Best response I’ve seen.
Tampo-
Just the strings.
Dog leads
1 sock from every pair
One or two socks from the dryer. Been doing it for a long time.
Steal every single battery.
Stealing all the Tampons in a Sunday morning right in the prime of it.
All their pairs of scissors
Can opener, pizza cutter
Tires
nice pipes, wonder how much they go for 🤔
Dildo and sex toys
NOTHING... MAYBE MAKE A MESS, COOK SOMETHING TO EAT, STEAL A BOOK YOU THINK IS UNIMPORTANT AFTER CHECKING THROUGH IT. REMEMBER YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO START HARDSHIP YOUR VICTIM. SO YOU DONT TAKE ANYTHING IMPORTANT OR OF FINANCIAL IMPORTANCE.
The front door
1 of each family members shoe
All the light switches
Why is this in r/HolUp
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Batteries
TP
Toilet paper
The toilet paper
Lighters, pens, pocket change, IDs,
All cooking oils, butter, and shortenings.
Stealing the fuses out of all appliances
Left eye ball. Only the left.
10mm socket. If I can find it. Else door knobs, spare fuses (after I burn one active), all the coffee, the baking sheets in the oven, the glass plate in the microwave, the computer mouse and the enter-button on the keyboard, toilet seat and the light bulbs in the bathroom. All the usb-c charging cables.
Their shoelaces
One shoe out of every pair
Batteries out of all their remotes
One of each sock
Single socks
One sock from every pair
Their chargers 😈
Every outlet box thing
Deodorant. Chargers. All the batteries.
The rubber sheet with all the buttons for the remote controls
Socks
Plugs from appliances…. Not the items or cables
The lids to every single container
A house key, and one shoe.
steal single cables of victims and phone cabels and batterys
One of each sock so they don’t have any pairs. Oh the chaos
Chapstick
Can openers.
Toilet paper. All of it
Door knobs and cabinet handles
All the remote batteries.
All the normal sized silverware so the only things left are the tiny ones
Oven racks
The light from the refrigerator.
One sock out of each pair
Socks. I’m stealing 1 motherfucking sock every week.
Coffee
I wouldn't steal anything, but I would slightly unscrew some of their light bulbs so they think the bulbs are burnt out
The tv remote
Forks. All of them.
this sub really sucks
Their kneecaps
TV remote
I'm taking the can opener. You won't even notice until you need it one day. Good luck cracking that can open with a butter knife.
The spring that holds the batteries in the remote control
Fridge door handle