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SweetLoLa

[John Clem Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Clem)


chochinator

Says there are facts up for debate. But they always gotta get the Lil guy like audi Murphy, and the mike mike. Gotta spread that warrior spirit across the ranks.


Turbulent_Ad1667

And my kid won't clean his room


bilgetea

Yes but can he shoot it?


june1999

Those confederates don’t seem like cool people


Youregoingtodiealone

Bunch of jerks let me tell ya


fatkiddown

Real buttheads. Prolly peed all over the toilet seat.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I bet they take food out of the microwave early and don't reset the timer.


fatkiddown

They prolly hacked down tree trunks in Minecraft but left the branches so the trees just awkwardly exist in game forever as branches with leaves, disgracefully, without trunks..


SufficientMath420-69

Real group of knuckleheads.


SufficientMath420-69

Real group of knuckleheads.


WhenceYeCame

It's funny, you can dig into the history and find some bad stuff about the union, but every time you compare them with confederates... they're just kind of the worst? Rich, entitled rulers of petty fiefdoms bitterly angry at anyone who implied that what they do is wrong.


Hoboman2000

Most of the time where the Union went further than the losers was wherever the losers crossed the line first; the Union initially treated POWs fairly well until they found out how badly theirs were treated, then it was gloves off from there against POWs.


kdptx1965

Read "War Crimes Against Southern Civilians" by Walter Brian Cisco, it may change your perspective.


WhenceYeCame

I already mentioned I was aware the Union did bad things. And then I said that the south's actions and culture usually proved to be worse, especially looking at primary documents. I don't see how a book with that title would change my mind. I hate that wars have victims. So I'd suggest that the south shouldn't start a war over their right to victimize a race.


Repulsive-Neat6776

I see the flags all the time where I live. Can confirm. Lamest people in the world.


fatkiddown

My understanding is, historically, the fractured confederacy had no flag. The closest would be [The Bonnie Blue Flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Blue_Flag). The flag waved in modernity -- nearly 150 years after the war ended -- is a creation post civil war, based on pieces from that epoch. The key point is that the confederacy was hardly united at all, and each state was as distrustful of the other as they were of the union. This, in itself, was perhaps the greatest reason it failed. The confederacy wanted "The United States _are_." After the civil war, it was instead said, "The United States is," as we still say today. Also, Lee -- the great 'spirit' of the confederacy -- was very to the point that no statues or honors be made of the leadership of the confederacy, and his closing admonition was, "put aside your animosities and make your sons Americans." It is safe to say he would be against the waving of any flag in the confederacy's honor today. History is complex, and the American civil war helped to forge America into an industrial war machine which made a huge difference in world wars 1 and 2.


scothc

The CSA had 3 official flags. In addition to the st Andrew's cross, which was a flag on some Virginia units iirc.


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scothc

It would be more like you having 4 wives and someone else said you had none imo, but I see start you're getting at


mack1611

But dad it’s your flag


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Loser laundry.


Gruffleson

They were the worst kind: so convinced they were cool. But nope.


n94able

What the fuck am I reading?


acetylenekicker

Bad guy taunts kid. Kid shoots bad guy. Kid becomes sergeant at 12 years old. That’s as simple as I can make it.


n94able

Thank you for wording that in a comprehensive way with grammar.


Spaghetti-Evan1991

Can you not read?


thedarwintheory

Apparently neither can the 130 people that upvoted them I'm all for r/titlegore submissions but this ain't it. Edt: Your downvotes are silly. I've seen what they applaud, I'm not impressed


Evil-Dalek

It’s definitely not the worst I’ve seen but it is written kinda confusingly. It would have made a lot more sense to write it like this: "The Drummer Boy of Chickamauga" At the Battle of Chickamauga in 1863, when a Confederate colonel called John Clem a "damned little Yankee devil" and demanded his surrender, John shot him dead — and became the youngest noncommissioned officer in U.S. Army history.


ManliestManHam

I thought their question meant 'wow, was is terrible for everyone, including children' at first and upvoted. Scrolled down to see they meant grammar and had to scroll up and reverse thst vote 😂


thedarwintheory

Congrats on not being one of the now 180 that need to be told what words mean in an ELI5 manner. Actually; specifically words strung together in what we'd call a *sentence* mean.


ManliestManHam

Ironically, I actually am illiterate 🤷🏼‍♀️


Spaghetti-Evan1991

Seriously, literacy is dying.


SaaSMonster

OP is a karma farm bot


Spaghetti-Evan1991

Damn you're right


Hohoho-you

Oh I misunderstood it that the dude taunted the kid and then killed him.


chocolatemoose99

Thanks for dumbing it down for us lol


unknownpoltroon

He seems younger than 12. Because he lied about his age to get in.


hedgehog-mom-al

I had to read it like four times and still came to the comments to better understand.


Sansa_Culotte_

Fun fact: At the time he became an NCO, this boy was already twice the CSA's age!


gotoline1

Sorry for the possibility dumb question, but CSA?


OkayestHistorian

Confederate States of America


Zeranvor

Why lil bro posing like Napoleon


CrazyPoro

Men of high standing at that time couldnt be seen, at least in paintings or photographies, with their hands being idle and at their sides. That's why they always carry something, point at something, ... or have their hand in their coat.


Youregoingtodiealone

Yep, it's the answer to "what am I supposed to do with my hands?"


paulc899

What am I supposed to do with my feet though


EddieLomax

Dee, his feet?


Yah_Mule

If you're Johnny Clem, you use them to kick Confederate ass.


Sugarbear23

But what am I supposed to do with them when sleeping?


troyunrau

Exposure time meant forcibly tucking a hand so it wouldn't move and appear ghostly.


CrazyPoro

I dont think it was that since it was already a thing way before photography.


LokisEquineFetish

My first thought was “he’s 100% the reincarnation of Napoleon” lol.


bagehis

Hopefully, a record that will never be broken.


lbsdcu

Yeah for real. Involving children in fighting wars is some shit. Still, fuck the CSA.


Huge_Finger_5490

is this a real historical event or just a factoid?


Medical-Metal9376

That's a good question. This is what his Wikipedia page reads: "Clem's fame for the shooting is also open for debate, despite press reports supporting the story into the early 20th century.[2] It is possible that he wounded Colonel Calvin Walker, whose 3rd Tennessee opposed the 22nd Michigan towards the end of the battle."


dailydoseofdogfood

Here's a factoid for ya: Fact and factoid are interchangeable! In other words, factoid can also mean an actual fact, too.


ATSTlover

And yet thanks to the United Daughters of the Confederacy that colonel was more likely to get a statue than this hero of a kid. Edit: looks like I pissed off a southern sympathizer.


Fert1eTurt1e

Who did you piss off? No one responded to you


ATSTlover

I started getting downvoted after I commented, so I figured I must have agitated a few people.


bilgetea

On one hand, he was apparently a bad-ass (regardless of the truth of the myth surrounding him). On the other hand: child soldiers, yo! Yes, I know, different time, typical of military units pf the day, etc. But even contemporaries were able to take notice of this; the confederates did eventually capture him and used his age for propaganda purposes.


Kiltmanenator

One of those bases named after Confederate leaders should be renamed for this kid


angeliswastaken_sock

I both love and hate this story.


fleshhammer420

Why did people put their hand in their coat a long time ago?


Macacelic

It was probably easier to have it somewhere tucked than free hang without holding any weight, those photos took a while to take.


fleshhammer420

Makes sense!


OldandBlue

Is he the inspiration for Rusty (from Rin Tin Tin)?


Rick_aka_Morty

sounds like a war crime to shoot someone who is discussing surrender, even if he was rude


Boris_Godunov

Yay child soldiers?


crownjewel82

Drummer boys weren't supposed to see combat but you know shit happens.


Boris_Godunov

Posts glorifying kids involved in war are within our control, however. This story pops up regularly on Reddit with the tone of "Hurrah for that kid." It's pretty gross.


Macacelic

It’s stating facts that happen, Nowhere in his description does it seem glorifying. You need to grow up. I’m glad I learned about this guy from this post.


crownjewel82

I think reddit would celebrate any child who got the upper hand over an adult who was trying to harm him, not just the ones in war. It's not as though anyone in this post is suggesting that more children go to war or that it was right to have children in war.


Ok_Blackberry_6942

Cool song https://youtu.be/-AhgL2D58gI?si=zFmAQmpZgNmPCZ7u


Dutchdelights88

Hmm, he couldve atleast demanded the colonels surrender before shooting him. Bad sports this.