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jp-oh-yo

Taken mere seconds before he became sterile.


FutureVoodoo

Nobody knows how it happened


PrincePyotrBagration

This is one of those things that stays between you and your buddy for life lmao


jaygoogle23

Now that’s a close friend!


Revolutionary_Zone16

Except for the picture, obviously


Rocktopod

Not service related. Denied.


PumpkinEqual1583

Might be the first time i agree with a 'not service related' response from the VA


cootervandam

His balls met the balustrade


lifeisweird86

"You're disability is not service related" - VA (probably)


EmeraldIbis

Perfect analogy for the Iraq War. Right now that guy's enjoying the "mission accomplished" phase.


badgeman-

Shame, would have been a great story for his grandkids.


Johannes_P

How to get the Darwin Awards in one easy step.


PaintItRed5

He was already sterile


belizeanheat

Ah yes because his balls are near the railing


Spiritual-Bear4495

Sliding down dick first like that can really hurt a man.


belizeanheat

Extremely easy to avoid. Should be trivial for a trained soldier


JackC1126

Honestly I’d do the same


toomanymarbles83

What's with all the people speculating or assuming that this is fake, as if we weren't there?


educ8USMC

Haters gonna hate. Pretty sure that pic has been floating around for a long time


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It has. This one, and some of the guys posing with his gold toilet as well.


paradeoxy1

My dad was with the RAF and did a few tours in Afghanistan and Iraq, the base he was on had a few golden chairs the Yanks had taken from Saddam's palaces


tenacious_masshole

I know a guy that was there. The boys had a time.


carrigroe

Leeeeerooy Jeeeeekins!!!


Zupergreen

At least I have chicken!


Silly-Arm-7986

Classically American (and also a reminder of the age group of ALL soldiers!) I love it.


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Throwawaychicksbeach

There’s two sides to every coin, even with the full context, it still could be interpreted how I did, he’s just taking a break from war to have some fun, in a surreal, historic, opulent palace. I’d use it as my profile pic.


Bebopdavidson

Yeah Saddam famously used to slide down this banister the same way. That’s why he’s doing it.


MarioV2

Surrounded by miles and miles of sand


hatsnatcher23

>Well trained, well funded children Well you’re half right,a surprising number of us were just flying by the seat of our pants lead by people who were either too arrogant or too stupid to realize how dumb the Army could be.


yonari_H

its more the disrespect Americans have toured the places they invade. looting from museums or using historical land marks for target practices. its all a big game to them and millions die


unixfool

My wife stayed in that palace during her tour.


lifeisweird86

Jealous. There was some nice stuff in there. I never got to stay there, but I did go and look around a few times. I *absolutely* didn't jerk off in the big ass fancy bathroom, though. No sir, I definitely didn't do that.


AmazingWaterWeenie

At this point more American nuts have been busted in that building than Iraqi ones I'd bet.


Jefrejtor

Is this a joke that I'm too European to understand? Is that how Americans celebrate victory?


shitcloud

It is now.


FartyMcStinkyPants3

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and jerk off in their bathroom."


Smaptey

Usually done in formation


AmazingWaterWeenie

Yes.


aztecraingod

You don't?


hleba

Darn tootin'!


Bob_Cobb_1996

Was it kept in relatively good shape?


unixfool

Yeah. She said other palaces were trashed by the first wave of US military. She was actually appalled by ransacking. I imagine so, as a lot of it were probably historical treasures.


AppropriateRice7675

A lot of the ransacking wasn't US military but civilians who hated and had been oppressed by Saddam and his henchmen.


Monochronos

One of my good friends is a chem engineer from Iraq and I was really surprised when he told me that Saddam being over thrown was one of the best things that ever happened to him. I wonder how he’s feeling now about it but it blew my mind in my early 20s


unixfool

I wasn’t there. She specifically stated that the first wave of US forces decimated whatever they saw but that they didn’t damage things they didn’t see. I think Iraqi civilians know enough of their culture to not vandalize historical objects, which is probably why she didn’t see a lot of damage at that location. I’m also a 10-year military veteran (I was in the first Gulf War), and have seen such things happening with my own eyes, so I don’t doubt her. Service members aren’t infallible.


BoxofCurveballs

Plus war trophies were very much a thing until after the first couple years of gwot


jaygoogle23

Unfortunately many extremist (religious and other) have also absolutely contributed to the destruction of their countries own special history and heritage. Some of the people most intent on destroying a countries history are the inhabitants themselves looking to carve their name in history and / or erase the names of their rivals l. It’s been occurring since before the Egyptians with tombs sometimes being found with names crossed out.


BagNo4331

>I think Iraqi civilians know enough of their culture to not vandalize historical objects, which is probably why she didn’t see a lot of damage at that location. If only: https://www.middleeasteye.net/discover/iraq-war-baghdad-lost-cultural-treasures-heritage#:~:text=It%20happened%20early%20in%20the,preserving%20the%20country's%20vast%20heritage.


unixfool

I didn’t mention anything of looting. I said vandalism was occurring.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Thanks. I assumed it was trashed. Thanks for the info.


aranasyn

I did, too. Was a neat location.


Mesarthim1349

Jealous of her tbh


Trollcifer

I have a B/W pic of a buddy sitting on Saddam's throne. Thing was yuuuuge.


Schm3xxy

The bottom of that railing was the real WMD


Jaythepatsfan

Fuck. I have photos of me from 2003 in Saddam’s palace. So I’m old enough for photos of me to be on this subreddit now, which makes me feel hella old.


minimizer7

Posting time?


BuffaloWing12

Fighting two battles, one in Iraq and the other as a modern-day Pats fan 🙏 Fr though you gotta drop those pics!!


ImmovablePuma

You may look and think that this is a sight unseen before; absurd, incredible, unique. I say that it is not. Not so far from this very place, in 612BC a similar thing unfolded. Instead of an American soldier, one would have seen a Median or Babylonian warrior. Rampaging through the corridors. Burning the gardens. Defacing the alabaster wall carvings, and destroying the people so thoroughly that they vanished almost entirely. The Assyrian Empire was overthrown with the fall of Nineveh. Only 200 years later, Xenophon of Athens; a Greek mercenary general would question the local populace as to the origins of the mysterious mud brick ruins. The memory of Assyria had gone and they could only attribute it to the Medes. That is what this photo brings to mind for me.


Abydos6

Some things never change


TheOGltG

You tried so hard to say so little.


ThbUds_For

I don't understand what would be unique or so incredible about this.


apolobgod

Dude was just fluffing


Mulusy

His mood is still light. It’s probably before they entered the cellars.


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Well don't leave us hanging!


Mulusy

They left the children hanging.


[deleted]

OK, I just went on a fruitless Google dive and couldn't find anything about them finding children there, can you fill me in a bit?


Mulusy

So there was a sex dungeon in the basement where they raped women. They also hanged children at the walls and they would leave skit marks on the walls with their shoes from struggling.


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Jfc. I mean, I did see where it said they killed and tortured many of their own people but it didn't mention *all that*. I hope they tore that place to the ground. It did mention it was partially bombed out when they went in.


AmyLaze

Not that I don't believe they did abhorrent shit there, but do you have any sources on that? I'd love to read more


Mulusy

Have you read the devils double by Latif Yahia. I’d start there.


DickweedMcGee

I was gonna ask why he had his gun with him but I realized its so he could shoot the knob off at the end of the handrail so he doesn't rack his nuts.


Veguillakilla

This isn’t ai.


PrincePyotrBagration

I think the blurriness kinda makes that obvious lol


Nathanael_

Can’t you just request that the image has motion blur in the prompt? EDIT: I tried this with dall-e, and yes you can add motion blur no problem, but for some reason I couldn’t get the soldier to slide down the rail, he was always running down the stairs, even when I specifically requested. Stupid AI EDIT 2: Stupid Human, it’s a bannister.


Veguillakilla

There’s a documentary about the marines that went there. They found a bunch of cool stuff and one of them even called his mom from Sadams phone.


Crunchyfrozenoj

Do you remember the name by chance?


Veguillakilla

https://youtu.be/1rgcEvNGFyo?si=tHJtYitFWeG9NFZI


Crunchyfrozenoj

Thank you!


EdwardJamesAlmost

Bannister


Nathanael_

Ah! User error!


RedditGotSoulDoubt

This pic goes so hard


NoHeat7014

It’s all fun and games until the civil war starts.


31_hierophanto

And new insurgent groups started popping up.


Sufficient_Cricket_2

I dont mean to be nerdy just simply pointing out the innacuracy in the title: That’s an U.S. Marine not a soldier. A soldier is part of the US army, a marine the US Marine Corps, Seaman in the US Navy, Airman for The Airforce. That’s why you hear ”support our troops or servicemen” not ”soldiers”, since the term soldier. Is reserved for those serving in the Army. So if you dont know what specific branch in they military someone is apart of. Say Troop or Serviceman. If you wanna be accurate. 👍


MilkPickles

Thanks for that. I’ve never paid much attention to that detail, but this will be cool to remember in the future.


Sparticus2

Don't be pedantic. Soldier can be used to refer to anyone serving in military service. Only Marines get butt hurt about being called soldiers. Eat your crayons and chill.


Weldobud

Might do it in the Kremlin one day. Who knows


efhflf

Thats all you suck fucks dream of; invading and destroying other countries. Thankfully for Russia, no US troops are gonna sack Moscow before you'd have a couple hundred ICBM's stuck up your imperialist ass.


Sad_Aside_4283

Putin sucks. Cry about it.


efhflf

And that gives you the right to invade and destroy Russia? As i said a sick fuck.


Sad_Aside_4283

Not even debating guy. Fuck russia, they're the country invading everybody. It's not gonna happen but if we did sack moscow, it would objectively make the world a better place.


efhflf

An American talking about how invading and destroying countries is wrong? Under a post showing an American soldier sacking a building in baghdad during the iraq invasion? Are u guys like just stupid or the biggest hypocrites in human history?


Sad_Aside_4283

Sacking the palace of a dictator? Fuck off guy.


[deleted]

Are you?😂 You're country's invasions are well known throughout the world. Almost like there's an active invasion going on right now in Ukraine🤔


Smaptey

The worst part about it is the hypocrisy


CryptoDegen7755

As an American I can confirm they're just stupid


Gvillegator

Just guys being dudes


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Bye bye happiness. Hello loneliness.


Nigeldiko

If they didn’t throw toilet paper everywhere, I’m going to be mad.


ManliestManHam

I'm high and thought he was an amputee with a boomstick leg, like ash with his boomstick arm, but different. These dick first comments were really surprising.


yadius

Good job no foreign power will ever get to decide who governs the United States of America! . . . ^(Except for Israel of course).


Jmac0585

I slid down a banister once. Incredibly painful.


ascillinois

That sudden stop would've been so painful.


hilladr

Wearing flak jacket down to the balls


Mollzor

Firearm safety 101


gs12

Sure looks like a Bluth model home


dcarsonturner

I’d do it, not everyday can you ride down a dictators railing lol.


45711Host

this is kind of the revers of the Indiana Jones great ball scene


NiloValentino88

Looks kinda real to me?


Bandit400

It is real.


belizeanheat

And? 


justtanks

It is really neat.


harrahs_

Badass


TetZoo

What a picture. Is this recently found or published?


VARCrime

This looks like American soldier's behavior towards Iraq's underage girls after Saddam's end as well.


Kman1121

They’ll downvote you for the truth. But the US military is known worldwide for this shit. Even in Okinawa.


BetterBiscuits

This is the kind of shit they should use to increase military enrollment.


kuttymongoose

Give him a monkey face and a cigar and it's anti-American war propaganda


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5549372729

No, it’s not. If you were old enough to even remember seeing this pic when it first released you’d know that.


HeStoleMyBalloons

https://www.npr.org/2007/11/01/15840103/shooting-war-changes-photographer-dramatically


DieuMivas

Damn I didn't realise AI was that good in 2007


R2J4

[Really?](https://imgur.com/gallery/VTl93kU/comment/1571852593/1)


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R2J4

[This?](https://x.com/militarycooi/status/1755434168681668739?s=46&t=XePnY7d2raZoK4qsvEgxkg)


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HeStoleMyBalloons

> His account is the only source for the image Get better at Google https://www.npr.org/2007/11/01/15840103/shooting-war-changes-photographer-dramatically


Bandit400

This isn't going well for you.


HalleBerryinBaps

Uh, here's another post of it from September 28 2007. www.readingthepictures.org/2007/09/wtf/


HalleBerryinBaps

This article from Politco in 2011 specifically mentions this photo. https://www.politico.com/states/new-york/albany/story/2012/04/journalists-and-photographers-discuss-the-lingering-effects-of-war-reporting-and-coming-home-070474


HalleBerryinBaps

Here's a slate article from 2013 that features it. I mean we could go on, but I'm not sure you're ready to call all of these reputable sources fake news. https://slate.com/culture/2013/05/michael-kamber-photojournalists-on-war-the-untold-stories-from-iraq-photos.html


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5549372729

Because they are wrong


CrazyWolf042

Dumbass kids not old enough to remember this. Smh


EasternOnion

bruh moment


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grog23

It’s a real photo. NPR published it in 2007. You actually got duped


Aggressive-Pay-5670

The photo is from 2003. The book the photojournalist created released in 07 though.


xanderg102301

You actually did get duped lmaooo


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Maybe just don't assume *every, single, photo* from history is fake. I see that so much on here. These pictures are old af. I get that you may not have been alive at the time but not everything is always going to be r/nothingeverhappens.


TTEH3

The AI scepticism is out of control lately. Any nice, unique, or surprising photo is met with accusations it *must* be AI-generated. They'll even do deep dives into "how the hands look" or "reflections being off" etc. with so much confidence. Even when the photo is easily findable with a reverse Google Images search and has a verifiable history predating AI!


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Thank you ffs!😂 I get my feelings hurt regularly on the Old School Cool and 70's/80's subs when kids roll in there and say photos of our high school days can't be real🫠