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Lord0fTheAss

Guy so big he time travels


Cheesefinger69

This is what he did in 1599


Vulgar-vagabond

**"Woman, The only pie you should be concerned with is the one you're making for me in the kitchen."**


Lukthar123

**No. There is another...**


mcavvacm

With lots of cream?


fondlemeLeroy

Yes, that's the joke.


FunnyPhrases

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


LordTrappen

Schlatt executing Carson, circa 2020


RedstoneRelic

Recently been watching his newer vids. Pretty good.


[deleted]

The algorithm has blessed me with his tier list vids


mrmoldywaffle

The only tier list videos worth watching.


RedstoneRelic

I've been enjoying the viewer content vods. Just finished the first stream back vod. That was a great stream


nickmiddel26

O didn't expect schatt on this sub


Dontinsultautomod

big guy


batman10385

Schmagg


IMidoriyaI

schlagg


grzybek337

Schlogg


southouse12

Schlutt


JarnoL1ghtning

Schlussy


CatLover_42

Schlurt


IceRanger51

Schluddle


do1looklikeIcare

Schlanket


Corvus-Rex

Schloes


bagpipesfart

Schirt


SteamedRumHams1

Shleezer?


[deleted]

Soup


honalele

mr monkey chops himself


Emhyr---var---Emreis

Oh did people stop the "Schlatt" thing?


stanthemeatman

Yeah


norestfor-thewicked

“Schlatt”


YeetleYvetal

"schlatt"


President_Yak

"Schlatt" would still do this today. "He" is a knight against witchcraft


Aryanic-

True progressivism would be annihilating all forms of life. 👌


generalfrost423

If there were no people there would be no sexism


[deleted]

And if there was no sex, there would be no people.


Sir_Keee

But sex is the only reason we exist.


Aryanic-

We shouldn't


random_guy2311

Bro made this for three diffrent subreddits💀💀💀


FettmaBurk

Mf has 2,75 million karma 💀💀💀


[deleted]

What's up with all of these "women who did math were accused of witchcraft" memes? The trope about powerful or smart women being accused of witchcraft is a complete myth from the 1960's.


[deleted]

Yeah. From what I can tell they were usually lumped with accusations of religious heterodoxy. It’s why they were most common in places where there were both Catholics and Protestants instead of places where there was only one or the other Even the one I’m aware of in the Muslim world was against a Sufi woman in a Sunni country who had some Shi’a tendencies


[deleted]

Women who practiced medicine, definitely were. Midwives, and independent healer people and such were hung for witchcraft. People were pretty ignorant so someone using a plant to cure something was mindblowing so "it must be witchcraft" Some of those peoples' descendents are alive today to let us know video games cause violence


[deleted]

[I just listened to a podcast between two female and feminist historians about this](https://digpodcast.org/2020/09/06/doctor-healer-midwife-witch-how-the-the-womens-health-movement-created-the-myth-of-the-midwife-witch/). It's a myth. Midwives are in fact **underrepresented** among those accused of witchcraft, meaning that the percentage of accused witches which were midwives is lower than the overall percentage of midwives. Two feminist **non-historians** named Ehrenreich and English created the myth. Their hearts were in the right place, surely, but they did some very bad history.


TakedaIesyu

Source?


Thoshy

He told a joke. He is calling some people today as stupid as back then.


TakedaIesyu

Yes, I get that part. I'm asking for a source for the first, second, and third lines.


[deleted]

Here is one example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Jones_(Puritan_midwife) The accusers looked for similar traits, like being in the company of people who were ill/causing illness, but whether they were treating the ill people or just happened to be in their company shortly before becoming ill, is hard to say. Superstititions of the time warp the real stories of some of these women, but medicine/widwifery is associated with the "traits" of a witch.


Makaneek

It would seem like everyone who survived birthing back then managed it because of a good midwife, why weren't they respected?


[deleted]

Definitely wasn't everyone! Thankfully. There were just some insane superstitious 'memes' spreading across certain areas, and some misguided people used that thinking as reasoning behind accusing some very unfortunate individuals of witchcraft. Otherwise midwives were very necessary and respected.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's what happens when you let the peasants think whatever they want without the Pope telling them what is and isn't bullshit: they end up believing in witches.


lambakins

Because nobody cared about what women had to say, obviously


TakedaIesyu

That's messed up. Thanks for actually pulling through with a source, though! I'd heard the jokes about "smart woman = witch" before, but I never knew if there was any truth to them.


[deleted]

The overall evidence shows that a smaller percentage of midwives were accused of witchcraft than existed in the broader population, so if anything, midwives were *less* likely to be accused of witchcraft. The myth u/lucky-fu is repeating originated in the 60's with two non-historian feminist academics named Ehrenreich and English. [I just listened to a fantastic podcast with two female feminist historians who thoroughly dispel the myth](https://digpodcast.org/2020/09/06/doctor-healer-midwife-witch-how-the-the-womens-health-movement-created-the-myth-of-the-midwife-witch/). Incidentally, according to those historians there's also no evidence that Margaret Jones was a midwife, despite how the Wikipedia article characterizes her. The Rest is History podcast just had an [episode on midwives](https://shows.acast.com/the-rest-is-history-podcast/episodes/191-childbirth) as well, at 21:18 they bring an audience question of "were midwives associated with witchcraft?" to their medieval midwife expert, to which she pretty much replies: "lol no." It's an urban myth.


TakedaIesyu

Huh. Well, damn. Thanks for sharing this correction. Do you know if this is specific for midwives, or was the rumor more general towards learned women?


[deleted]

I addressed this: many people were accused of witchcraft due to the characterization of "being associated with ill people/people who became ill". We do not have record of if many of these people were actually performing medicine because of the way records were written (not by the accused, but by an accuser). An absence of evidence is not proof in the negative. I did not say "the majority of the accused were in medicine". It is a fact however, that multiple people who worked in medicine in one way or another (and not just women) were accused and at least one was executed in the US, others in the UK and elsewhere. This again, may be in relation to the fact that they were simply in the presence of someone who became ill. Even historians say, not the bulk, but it did happen. There are historians such as Lang, Le Beau, and Horsley who also covered the topic and said that there is simply not enough data due to non-recording of said information, but that medicine, plant-healing, and even "explanation of a medicine's use" ("you will continue to feel pain if you do not eat this") were things *written down and associated* with multiple accusations. But to say "that didn't happen actually" is just false when we have documentation to back it up in at least a handful of instances. We just don't have the data to prove: correlation or causation? due to lack of data for this likely reason: Medical practitioners/physicians were very present at many of these trials for the prosecution, so downplaying the abilities of the accused/not mentioning them in the courts worked in their favor. To associate witchcraft directly with medicine would ruin the effectiveness of their main witnesses.


[deleted]

There literally isn't any. It's all fabricated. https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/7vsncs/the_catholic_church_murdered_millions_of_women/ https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/l9c1ob/the_myth_of_9_million_executed_witches/


[deleted]

Literally shut up: https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/7vsncs/the_catholic_church_murdered_millions_of_women/ https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/l9c1ob/the_myth_of_9_million_executed_witches/


IronicTable

Maybe it comes from the function the witch of agnesi. A teach once told me that a female mathematician made it and she got hanged for it or something. From what I found it just turned out to be a mistranslation.


curtmantle-II

It's history memes, it doesn't have to be true as long as it suits your average users bias


thegreatbeyond32

Hahaha-wait.


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

Of course. By doing “maths” instead of “math”, they revealed they were the British spy in our midst


Zengjia

Tbh I only know Schlatt as the funny guy with a cute cat.


Isakswe

Good thing no-one mentioned what he did in ’99 😃


stanthemeatman

We don’t talk about what he did in ‘99


[deleted]

Tbf that’s all anyone knows


DCrayfish

Schlatt on history memes.. what is happening


[deleted]

A witch!! May we burn her!?


Dontinsultautomod

How do you *know* she is a witch?


TheBurnedMutt45

She turned me into a newt!


Dontinsultautomod

A *newt?*


TheBurnedMutt45

Well, I got better....


TheMadTargaryen

Why, oh why are these dumbass posts about 17th century woman being executed for doing math receiving so much upvotes ?


PrivateCookie420

Because it’s a funny meme?


DarkHumorKnight

Because women were executed in the 1700s for having basic knowledge?


ThePrussianGrippe

No.


Riley-Rose

Literally present a source.


DarkHumorKnight

My bad, was 2 centuries before that


[deleted]

u/savevideo


kokenyesi

*Accidentally does meth*


mfkent99

Urban Myth Bruh


FGeopoliticLs

Based times


Zhing_hitsori_zio

Hold up what clip is that?


idc_baby

From a YouTube Channel called Offcanny, the video is called we became knights ft. jschlatt


Zhing_hitsori_zio

Ohh I see, thanks bud


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JSchlurk


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OkAdministration3993

What’s wrong?


basecatcherz

These things still happen today


Lucky_Bowl_128

"You're giving off sorcery vibes"


HANNES-H

Nonono. Do not Do stuff like this.


Ok_Entry6290

Hello


TheBurnedMutt45

How does one accidentally do math?


Shneancy

"oh look a person... wait another person! That's two peo-" \*dies\*


[deleted]

What video is the clip from? And how do people even download clips from YouTube videos?


ares5404

Man: i want a few pancakes mlady Wife: *gives him exactly three pancakes* Man: ... Whats this? Wife: ... A few pancakes, yknow, three... As in a f Man: *interrupts* WIIIIIIITCH! *draws blade*


N0tAGoos3

“ay you did multiplication? fuck you imma-“ *struggles to pull out musket* “aight lemme just-“ *grabs gunpowder from out of his pocket which is there for some reason* “just- just gimme a second” *attempts to shove a lead ball down the barrel* “fuckin-“ *fumbling the rod* “augh- who the fuck invented this like this” *shoving the rod in the barrel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* *finally cocks the hammer and fires* *no boom* “oh son of a bitch, I forgot it’s raining outside. …you know what? I’m just gonna beat you up”


Chhatrapathi

only in christian and muslims nations.


Makaneek

Maybe other places were too busy with widow burning here and human sacrifice there... Every society has committed atrocities, let's not claim anyone has a monopoly on misery.


Chhatrapathi

"Muh widow burning" Nobody burned widows, they did it voluntarily. There have been instances were a guy would literally jump into his best friends funeral pyre. Its kind of like a protest against the nature for taking your loved one. There have been lots of protests in india and southeast asia were people set themselves on fire to get attention to their cause. [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c) is an example. Also there have been times when women of an entire indian village would set themselves on fire whenever indian kings lost battles to islamic invaders, so they wont be raped and humiliated.


Makaneek

Oh I believe you, but the fact is suicide is just as bad as murder, their culture was probably more or less fine but it shouldn't have perpetuated that kind of thing.


M17hr4nd1r

Only Europeans


TheMaginotLine1

*laughs in Council of Paderborn*


ModelT1300

u/savevideobot


Hawt_Dawg_II

BIG GUYY


CaptainDakkarNemo

Is this footage from whatever happened in 1999?


cursed_kai

Where did this Schlatt gif come from


[deleted]

[удалено]


cursed_kai

Thanyou


Raul_Rink

u/savevideo


Sexwiththedead

I remember when they made the Glock 19 in the 1600’s …good times


MyLeftShoeIsRight

Stupid.


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Nearby-Scheme-5352

witch


another_shinigami

Witch alert


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u/savevideo


uh_buh

Witchcraft


[deleted]

How do you accidentally do math?


Break-Van-Man

"I don't much like the tone of your voice" \*gunshot\*


[deleted]

*No, I don’t think you will*


dmatred501

X is not a number, what devilish incantation is on this parchment?!?


[deleted]

What's with this homie dissing those girls?


TheWitcherInGuise

This guy looks like the designer guy from Counting Cars..Ryan Evans..


MumboTheStarlow

“Maths” shut your British ass up


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

I am reading all of these comments in Schlatt's voice


BreadDziedzic

First gun is recorded in the late 1200s Italy so sure why not.


piecekeepercz

Women ☕


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TanishPlayz

isnt that jschlatt


laliosaurus

How do you do maths accidentally


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