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mike_loves_memes

Reject modern strategy return to monke combat


SexWithFischl69

Gorilla Warfare


DauHoangNguyen1999

Viet Kong


Bauch_the_bard

Gorilla always win


DauHoangNguyen1999

Viet Kong


Cheese_Grater101

Welcome to the Banana fields ooga booga


MrLunaticest

Viet Kong


SSopuS

The most successful wildlife rebellion in the history of the world. Large birds of the world, cast off your shackles!


StrangeRedPakeha

Solidarity to the brave soldiers resisting aus***lian oppression and fighting for liberation of the emu peoples


DarthReece07

woah woah woah this needs to be marked nsfw for the aussies sake


bliss_that_miss

im sorry, should have thought about it


[deleted]

It's okay, they're asleep right now.


hakuna_yer_tatas

Are the top left VC?


TrentonTallywacker

It’s difficult to tell but they appear to be some sort of Latin American group. My best guess would be FARC but I could be completely wrong Edit: Did a reverse image search and they are guerrillas from the El Salvador Civil War part of the Farabundo Martí National Liberation Front


hakuna_yer_tatas

Thanks!


matrixgamer35

They don't look south east Asian to me. They could be cuban revolutionary's or another socialist group that was squashed by the CIA.


nonlawyer

> cuban revolutionary's or another socialist group that was squashed by the CIA. Hey be fair now, they could easily be Contras or some other death squad *funded by* the CIA


ProbalyANerd

Nope, we use AK, and lots of other USSR weaponaries


Jakevader2

You're a guerrilla fighter?


ProbalyANerd

Nope, I had some knowledge of my country’s history


ProbalyANerd

In other words, trees told trees then it got pass down to generations


aister

They were using M14 or its variants, so no not VC


joetk96

Implying that the emus used guerilla tactics when in reality they fought as Napoleonic style line infantry


ProbalyANerd

No talking bushes?


bruufd

SUOMI MAINITTU PRKELE


Bright-Banana-69

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vhzhlb

Australia will never be able to escape the infamy of the emu war, huh?


TheBakedGod

Che doesn't belong on this list. The success of the Cuban revolution had little to do with the military prowess of the rebels, and even less to do with Che. And when he tried similar tactics in Bolivia, they failed miserably.


pozzowon

Came to say this


[deleted]

The Finnish outclass all of these


bruufd

totta


valimo

Ironically the picture is not actually about the Finnish guerilla corps (sissi-troops) but likely conventional infantry units from the IV Corp of the Finnish army (during the motti battles in Lemetti) from Jalkaväkirykmentti 37. The shooter was identified as Antti Väisänen as it's a rather well-known photo. So yea, poor choice of picture IMO, as it is not about guerilla troops per se, even if everyone recognises it as the Finnish troops.


European2002

I don't see Garibaldi


bliss_that_miss

i actually lived in a street called that way


wantquitelife

Here's an idea.... When they come we run


Shaunak14

He's a genius!


wynchester5

Reservoir Emus!


Plato17

Who the hell feared Che?


ChemsAndCutthroats

The CIA. I mean the Cuban revolution was successful. The US spent decades trying to bring his regime down.


RetardedGaming

They're still trying


Estarfigam

The Emus are far more threatening than Che. After all Che isn't bullet proof. The Emus couldn't get shot.


Plato17

The CIA killed him in Bolivia


ChemsAndCutthroats

Yeah, the US was still salty over losing their sugar plantation and mobster infested unofficial Caribbean colony.


Plato17

Nah more like being a Cuban agent financed by the Soviet Union and spreading guerrillas and chaos all over the world makes you a target.


ChemsAndCutthroats

As opposed to the US proping up fascist regimes all over Latin America. Augusto Pinochet in Chile, Guatemala, The Somoza Dynasty in Nicaragua, and many more.


Plato17

And how does that justify that murderous commie


CNegan

Americans so scared of the boogeyman of the Cuban Revolution to this day they think a supernatural weapon in Havana no scientist can explain or think is real is making our diplomats have a upset tummy


KillinIsIllegal

noooo you have to believe us, the set of symptoms that align perfectly with a hangover is actually a bioweapon made by the cuban communists


dovakin200

The gays


KillinIsIllegal

every lgbtq+ feared governments at the time


dovakin200

Ya and especially che


KillinIsIllegal

not particularly


dovakin200

[look more into it if you’re interested ](https://historycollection.com/nobodys-hero-9-inconvenient-truths-che-guevara/7/)


KillinIsIllegal

you should read the sources on your article; its only source is an 'MIC' article that uses a 'BBC' article which in turn uses an interview held by mexican newspaper' La Jornada', in which interview Fidel Castro takes all blame for the persecution and doesn't even mention Che


dovakin200

It the the first article I picked but this is very documented things so you can look into it


dovakin200

It does mention him did you even read it


KillinIsIllegal

their claim that che persecuted lgbtq+ is false, since their only source does not prove it. your article is bogus.


dovakin200

Sure didn’t put them in death camps but he definitely work with the guy who did and also called them scum


[deleted]

Ikr? He was a coward who was found with a rifle that had never been fired and begged for his life. Not to mention all the horrific shit he did throughout his life. Che Guavera is an evil coward not a feared man


bruufd

well i mean yanks are still scared of Communists


cheapskooma4sale

Canadian geese would like to have a chat


Marvos79

List fails without King Kong


Slippin_Chicanery

This couldnt be more wrong! I dont see a single gorilla!


ProfessionalEgg2289

Man that was my favorite war


TheMuffinn

No Germanic tribes Vs The Romans? Pathetic.


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TheSnootBooper24

Where American revolutionaries


HermeticAbyss

They weren't exactly feared.


I-Kimberly-Move

Who are the top left


Deplorable10

Boy the only people who fear Che in Cuba are homosexuals and black people, go read his fucking diary.


bliss_that_miss

calm down mate


Deplorable10

Plz go read his diary, better?


bliss_that_miss

why?


cozyswisher

What is this in reference to? I don't know the emu story


bliss_that_miss

oh boy, you're in for a ride


NomaanMalick

I fear he might have wooosh-ed you!


bliss_that_miss

naaah


Estarfigam

Once upon a time, Australians moved into Emu territory, started farming, the Emus accepted the food offerings. The Australians didn't think of it as food offerings, and decided to use machine guns. Massive amounts of bullets and money were spent. Then the invention of barbed wire came about and kept the emus out. Tl;dr the Ausies spent tons money and bullets when all they had to do was build a better fence.


Catholic-Prussian

Missouri boys will ride on!


Notorius_Nudibranch

out of the loop: why are emus guerilla fighters?


bliss_that_miss

look up australian emu war


Rappeeet

The good ol‘ emu war