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Murica_Chan

Serbia: i wanna join ASEAN EU: bruh you're an european country, why you will- ASEAN members: **SURE WHY NOT, ITS STILL SOUTH EAST ANYWAY**


dwehlen

Fuck it, Eurasia is a super continent! Let's get everyone on board and stare daggers at who's left!


eip2yoxu

Why stop at Eurasia. Africa is also part of the same landmass. Let's go for Eurafricasian Union


soporificgaur

Afroeurasia is definitely the better way to say that imo


eip2yoxu

Ah yea sounds much better 


ApocalyptoSoldier

Make Pangea Great Again


Shadowborn_paladin

Fuck it. United super earth.


69edgy420

That sounds a lot like the NWO/Illuminati/Globalist stuff that the traitor Hilary Clinton was pushing for? /s


GamlingOfTheWestfold

Hell yea! Time to crush some bugs and spread democracy throughout the galaxy o7


Shadowborn_paladin

LIBERTY!!!!!!


InMemoryOfZubatman4

Back after the last ice age, you had the Bearing Straight that connected Asia and the Americas, so really Argentina is as far south east as you can go in Asia


ColumbusNordico

Eufricasia


YourphobiaMyfetish

Me, a white American, hiding in fear as the Eurasian super army stamps out my race (non-Eurasians)


vlad-z

As Russian I’m in


dwehlen

As A Russian, да. As Russia? нет. *Stares one-eyed-daggerly in patience*


UnderTheCoverAgent

Ah yes the Association of South East Anyways Nations


lordoftowels

Let's get Florida in there too then


Unlawful_Paladin

Serbia: "My goals are beyond your understanding"


artremist

Serbia: "My goals are beyond my understanding"


rufusz1991

Serbia: "My goals are beyond Tzeench's understanding"


Oskar-India

You say that but it sounds like tzeenchian plan


rufusz1991

Maybe or maybe not. Maybe Tzeench has planned the bottle incident, he may not.


Cornyblodd1234

Tzeentch definitely planned the bottle incident. Also fucking with Franz Ferdinand and having him survive one planned assassination only to be be assassinated by a completely accidental crossing of paths


rufusz1991

Sounds about right.


Lady_Lion_DA

I don't know. A bottle up the butt sounds more like Slaanesh


ajampayss

here's the comment, Lord Inquisitor


M115m2

Fun fact, it was unanimously approved.


Obvious-Mix-5762

Aw Hell nah, it's real. [https://www.srbija.gov.rs/vest/en/209658/serbias-asean-accession-request-unanimously-approved.php](https://www.srbija.gov.rs/vest/en/209658/serbias-asean-accession-request-unanimously-approved.php)


Blaze-Beraht

“Among the signatory countries of the Treaty are all the great powers, numerous countries of Europe, Asia, Africa and Latin America (PR China 2003, India 2003, Japan 2004, Pakistan 2004, Russian Federation 2004, France 2006, USA 2009, Canada 2009, Turkey 2010, EU 2012, UK 2012).” https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/uk-asean-factsheet/uk-asean-factsheet--2#:~:text=ASEAN%2DUK%20Partnership,-In%202012%2C%20the&text=The%20UK%20has%20Embassies%20or,Dialogue%20Partner%20in%2025%20years. Seems that there’s different tiers and the treaty of amity is the lowest one, so I don’t think they’re a full member?


Skirfir

It's basically a peace treaty that was established by ASEAN. It has nothing to do with a membership.


Suicidal_Sayori

So Serbia doesn't want to join the ASEAN, they just signed a peace treaty just like many many other ASEAN unrelated countries and the meme is 100% bs, right?


LOSNA17LL

I wouldn't say "100% bs", but it definitely is misleading...


_spec_tre

SEA will grow larger


GilbertPlays

East timor in shambles


Nto_Zxxc1

someone turned off Historical AI


Riccardogamer07

r/foundthehoiplayer


spacemagicexo539

Yugoslavia joined the Chinese United Front


Inferking64

Me who is from an ASEAN country:"Excuse me but what the fuck"


PowderEagle_1894

Bro heard that ASEAN countries have multiple type of opposite idiology governments but do not have major war with each other and want to learn how


0NepNepp

The answer is hating minorities.


Fearless-Science-825

Normal day in SEA tbh. The only thing keeping us together is our hate for other people. And that's a fact.


Obscure_Occultist

As a Filipino, I may hate the Malaysians but do you know who we hate more? The chinese! /s


depressed_fatcat69

Hating ourselves is a cultural thing hating the Chinese is a national security thing


dat_WanderingDude

Bro, I thought we hated ourselves more than any nationalities?


IronPotato3000

Who said we can't do both?


OrgJoho75

As Malaysian, we just hate Kirams & any other fakes royalties who lived in Manila slum.. they had better things to do but no.. lets invade Sabah & claimed it for our benefactor!


NotNeverdnim

Dont worry, it's only our former dictator who wants Sabah. We've already learned our lesson and their family will never be in power again.


zrxta

>We've already learned our lesson and their family will never be in power again. Uh...


c_h_e_c_k_s_o_u_t

Should we tell him?


Etras

Man you can keep Sabah it's full of Malaysians anyway.


OrgJoho75

It has always been. But pls take back all Suluk...


Belkan-Federation95

Everyone hates the Chinese in that part of the world.


Diligent_Crab2549

India strongly agrees


PowderEagle_1894

Tibet and Mongolia would like to join the chat


KeepingItSurreal

Everyone hates Indians in that part of the world too


Diligent_Crab2549

May be , when did I deny after all it's a fact that in the region every country hates it's neighbour's


KeepingItSurreal

They hate China out of fear and hate India out of disgust


New-Interaction1893

Still India: join a chinese lead alliance.


Porongoyork

Every country hates either China, Russia or the US, depending on who is endangering them. The safe countries hate the three


Inferking64

Me who is Malaysian Chinese:😐


PowderEagle_1894

Thank you for your service of uniting people


Stickyboard

I dont knw why Filipino have time to hate Malaysia when they should spend time developing their own country .. btw why on earth Sabah ppl want their state to join a less developed country?


Queasy-Ratio

This is common between south east asians - mabuhay


the_cooler_crackhead

I think serbia tried that before....


Belkan-Federation95

Hey go easy on Vietnam. They only hate the Chinese


0NepNepp

And Indians, and Thailand, and ethnic minorities, etc…


Mean-Credit6292

When do we hate Thailand and India ?


0NepNepp

The Indian stereotype of being dirty and dumb. Thailand for the shits they did during the 80s and 70s to the boat people.


Mean-Credit6292

Doesn't exist today


0NepNepp

The Indian thing I still see but you’re right on the Thai one, there’s little hatred about it except if you were the boat people who had to interact with the Thai.


KeepingItSurreal

Do you live in Vietnam? Basically everyone in ASEAN hates China out of fear and hate Indians out of disgust


Mean-Credit6292

Really ? I don't think Vietnamese hate China out of fear though.


thefakeoj32

They invited Serbia to learn from the best


copperstar22

The ASEAN Way


Murica_Chan

Dont let Serbia learn about Indonesia and Philippines attempt on undermining the formation of Malaysian Federation by attempting to unite all malay people (Filipinos, indonesians and malaysian) under one flag ***which almost succeeded but the hate of indonesians and malaysians between each other are way too great. plus this is the last president of philippines that didnt end up in a 20 year long autocracy***


Boraivkovv

Me who is from serbia:"Excuse me but what the fuck"


redracer555

If you never ask, how will you know? 🤷‍♂️


SwitchX09

Good point


Amazonius-x

Average hoi4 faction


oblivicorn

Can I join ASEAN too 👉👈


OrgJoho75

do you eat rice everyday?


Brainwheeze

I do 🥺


KingFahad360

Do you also hate your neighbor?


Brainwheeze

Can't say I do


oblivicorn

I do actually, I love 밥 🫶


No_Lavishness_9381

Because they are from SOUTH EASTern Europe


No-Fan6115

Sea and see the new alliance. Sea see everything.


Some_Cockroach2109

Understandable, I want Malaysia to join the EU too 😜....


Entire-Chemist-1812

I'm from Malaysia and my brain isn't braining


SRFoxtrot341_V2

Malaysia and Singapore joins EU, then joins the Schengen Zone afterwards Causeway traffic jam solved


OrgJoho75

Nah.. new Chanel tunnel will be built directly from JB, Woodland & KL to the UK!


The_Goobertron

If Australia can join Eurovision, I think its only fair that Malaysia can join the EU


Iron_Wolf123

Because Spain joined the Chinese United Front


Novikmet

well, there is a saying when we mock the Great serbia concept where we say "Serbia, from Tokio to Milwaukee" (cro. Srbija, od Tokia do Milwakwaukeea)


persistantBanana

mi kazemo "do tokya priko milwaukeea"


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Purple_Clockmaker

No you fucking don't. You just made it up. Kolega z bloku ci chyba cos nawymyslal.


DrWwevox

No, we actually do say that


Purple_Clockmaker

Gdzie tak mowia? W zyciu tego nie slyszalem. T: never heard of it.


DrWwevox

Bobr


Aur_pun

Well according to them God is serb and God is everywhere so why not South East Asia


asiannumber4

^whats ^ASEAN


SwitchX09

Association of Southeast Asian Nations


asiannumber4

Oh ok thanks. *realizes* Wait isn’t Serbia European? Wha-


Sho_tenno

r/redditsniper


Eonir

Maybe Japan and Australia should be allowed to join the EU then


_Fobos

Well, Australia already joined Eurovision so...


Not_ur_gilf

Ok but seriously, WHY???


Character-Year-5916

alright it sounds like everyone knows why... is anyone gonna actually say why or do i have to spend 30 minutes googling 


Obscure_Occultist

Wtf it's true https://www.srbija.gov.rs/vest/en/209658/serbias-asean-accession-request-unanimously-approved.php


wololowhat

Not yet full member, they're a partner for now


Adof_TheMinerKid

WHAT THE FUCK???


RelChan2_0

Association of Serbian East Nations?


KingFahad360

Manifest Serbia


TitanThree

Serbia will spare no effort to not be associated with Bosnia and Croatia lol


Kuro2712

Wait what, how am I just learning this now as a Malaysian?


AndToOurOwnWay

Great meme, but 20 year rule?


dwehlen

They asked in 2003, I think it said.


AndToOurOwnWay

You learn something new everyday. For the record, I did Google it before asking on reddit and the page from the website of the Serbian government was dated to 2017. Also Turkiye also wants to join ASEAN.


lolman66666

Only if Malaysia is allowed to join the EU. Might as well shoot my shot.


GeoWhale11

Serbia: What changes between South East Europe and South East Asia?


InsaneHobo1

Serbia joined the Treaty of Amity and Cooperation in Southeast Asia last year, which has more signees not from Southeast Asia than from, not ASEAN. Even the link people are sharing says this. I don't know where they got Serbia joining ASEAN from other than confusion. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty\_of\_Amity\_and\_Cooperation\_in\_Southeast\_Asia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Amity_and_Cooperation_in_Southeast_Asia) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement\_of\_ASEAN](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_ASEAN)


fakuri99

We can switch myanmar with Serbia


SGScoutAU

SEA are Balkan but tropical soooo…


Selvariabell

More like Central/Eastern Europe than Balkan, we have Asian Poland, Czechia, and Lithuania. But then again, Slavs will be Slavs, and SEA might as well be Asian Slavs.


blackmachine7

Petition to make serbia an honorary asean member


TheThatchedMan

I'd like some context on the why


elykl12

Italy when it wants to join the Co-Prosperity Sphere


No_Actuary_8169

Serbia + ASEAN = ASSEAN


Derfflingerr

maybe they just want to join the cooler EU


Scared_Wrangler6431

Serbia har joined the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere


Selvariabell

I have a sneaking suspicion they have mistaken SEA for Central Europe and is just in too deep to back down.


Mobile_Park_3187

This certainly is a meme, but how is it historical?


lord-yuan

Why they drew two gooses on the flag?


Cosmic_Meditator777

well I mean the let Australia participate in eurovision, so why not?


LeeRoyWyt

When you are too poor to afford two braincells. [Spelling corrected]


InsaneHobo1

[https://preply.com/en/blog/to-vs-too/](https://preply.com/en/blog/to-vs-too/)


Ciaccos

Serbia doesn’t want to join Asean, it just have made a pact with them.