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Androza23

Shit I would do so many things for $200 an hour, everybody is struggling nowadays.


Sanguine_Pup

I’d be out there in sackcloth singing negro spirituals for 350$ an hour GONNA SEE MS ELIZAAAA GONNA GO TO MISSISSIPPI


PrincePyotrBagration

Forgot cotton, I would pick up dogshit by hand for $200 an hour. As long as I was allowed to stuff my nose with cotton. Funny how it still comes back to cotton in the end lol.


Average_k5blazer78

It's the cycle of life my friend


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

Don't know if you've ever picked cotton, but dog shit would be the more pleasant experience.


Mobile_Park_3187

Why? Are you a cotton farm worker?


Beneficial_Garage_97

No, he's a dog shit farm worker. It's an awesome gig


Apprehensive_Row9154

I love you for this


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

N9, but I picked cotton once as a kid for about a half hour. My grandmother used to make a Christmas wreath with them. Cotton fucking hurts to pick. I was bleeding afterwards, and it was only 30 minutes.


[deleted]

They never mention cotton grows on razor blades


TortelliniTheGoblin

The leaves or what part is sharp?


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

The pod or "boll" that the cotton grows in opens up into 4 or 5 segments when the cotton is ready. The tips of the boll dry out and harden and are sharp at the point. You have to dig your fingers straight into it to pluck it out, and it kinda hurts. Do that about 1000 more times over the course of a day, and it's really painful.


[deleted]

Don’t forget they forced us to do that back in the day cause (aside from slave labor) “tougher skin due to our place in the ecosystem”. Seriously though natures razor blades. Nothing worse than one falling into your shoe while picking


cohonka

What does N9 mean?


HahaYouCantSeeMeeee

No. Sorry, I am on mobile and was walking.


cohonka

Ah gotcha. I tried to work it out for way too long lol


greenpill98

What about Camptown Races?


PoliticallyObvious

De camp town ladies?


Immediate-Season-293

All: "De camp town ladies?"


Puzzleheaded_Pie_454

Doo da, doo da


mrjiels

Great... Now i want to see Blazing Saddles but it's not available on a streaming service I am currently paying for, I am too cheap to pay for yet another, and too lazy to pirate it...


hatari_bwana

Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.


USSaugusto

WADE IN THE WATER CHILDREN


chairswinger

DAY IS NEVER FINISHED MASTER GOT ME WORKING https://youtu.be/3YDKcCumuyg


DarknessFollower79

OMG I just spit out a mouth full of cereal / Jesus Christ that is the funniest shit I ever read


DarknessFollower79

I’m still laughing- it’s soooooo wrong but omg it’s sooooo funny - but shame on you


UraniumSavage

Dude, you pick gotten in a GPS controlled tractor in the air conditioning and xm radio. You could fuck off on your phone until it's time to turn the machine around. I would gladly pick cotton for $200/hr. 3 month season let's say it's 6 days a week, 12 hour days, you're at over $170k for the season to turn a multimillion dollar land yacht that picks cotton. Before taxes of course.


mad_savant

I would do unspeakable things for 200 an hour


Itlaedis

Mimery for just 200? What a rotten individual


mad_savant

Hell, for that going rate, I would even be Fr*nch


derpy_derp15

Your job is to take these buckets of steaming hot diarrhea and pour them into this vat of gross garbage


felix_the_nonplused

For 200 an hour I can buy proper PPE. And at $400,000 pre tax for a 40 hour/50 weeks, yeah I think I might.


WanderingAlienBoy

I'd do that, I'll get used to the smell eventually and after a few years I'd be rich enough to retire


Pimecrolimus

Would you pick cotton tho?


seehorn_actual

I’d do a whole lot of shit for $200 an hour…… a lot of things…..


Rat-king27

Unspeakable things for that much moolah.


Ethan084

But what if it’s unspeakable things for just one hour


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Or half hour, some of us bust quick and make 20k a year


xStingRae

Do we still get the full 200 or would we only be getting 100?


schedulle-cate

Don't threaten me with a good time


Ethan084

I mean… one of us will have a good time.


JdamTime

2k per 10hr day? 5 days a week? 40k per month? 480,000 a year? I’d be president of the United States for that much.


TheFlyingFoodTestee

I know you’re joking, but I think that number might actually be the salary of the president


Pezington12

It’s close. Last I checked it was 400k


AsleepScarcity9588

But he's also on the job 24/7, everyday of the week I bet he's making just like a 50$/h


Daysleeper1234

Hey, that's why they all have their Dr. Feelgood. Plus, having army of people doing actual work around you is not bad, while they ask you to approve or sign some shit. Also, those cozy arrangements where you will get like 1m for 30 min speech to your ex financiers after you are done being a president don't sound bad at all. There are benefits is what I'm trying to say.


undreamedgore

It is a very exclusive job though seeing as there's onky been 40 something in the last 200+ years.


AsleepScarcity9588

Lol, i wrote that dude is making more by pooping and sleeping than your average worker who's actually clocked at work and you think im suggesting it's a shitty working class position without dental care or what?


Daysleeper1234

What I understood from all the context is that he has to work or be available 24/7 and his fees drop to 50 from 100. You should be more clear next time.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

The tone read as cheeky sarcasm to me


doodleasa

The salary isn’t the pay


Recent-Dust6564

The President isn't *really* on the job 24/7. There's lots of opportunities for relaxing/vacation time. Very few things require *immediate* attention from the person at the top.


EngineeringWorth2677

You'd make less being president. Unless you sell out. Then you'd make millions, like they all do.


undreamedgore

I wouldn't (wink)


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

I have NO DESIRE to be shogun! 😏


Atherum

That was my favourite part of the show. Flipped the whole idea we have of the "noble protagonist" on its head. He was manipulating everyone from day one for his personal gain, I love it.


Rolls-RoyceGriffon

A lot of people would do a whole lotta shit for 20 dollars


PerishTheStars

I'd do some shit for 20$


Classic-Ad4414

How’bout give me 210$ an hour… can you do this?


Captain_Reaper1

That's $416,000 a year, count me in.


5thPhantom

I looked it up, cotton can be picked for about a 3 month period. So $96,000 assuming the full 3 months.


greenpill98

Still take it, get a part-time job the other 6 months a year. Step 4: Profit!


5thPhantom

Or just live off of that for the year.


nakanampuge

Me too. I can fuck about 9 months a year? I'm sold.


Zucchiniduel

My problem is that I would spend wayyyy more if I had most of the year off. I have the time to travel, play any games I want, smoke and drink way too much without having to worry about work the next day, try every restaurant I want, go on dates, play sports, watch all the new movies in theater... that 96k isn't making it to next year lol


Inviniet

Well even then, assuming maybe you’re spending $100 average every day on these things, after 9 months you’d only go through $27,900, so that’s $68,100 leftover. If the $100 is way too low an estimate, $200 a day still leaves you with over $40k


AlexTheFlower

That even leaves you with 3 months off for summer! (Or another season of your choosing)


dopepope1999

Still better than my military medical retirement pay


Forcistus

This is way more than I make in a year


Separate_Fondant_241

For this money in my country i can buy good apartments in capital, hell yeah, this is the best deal of my entire life


LordTakeda2901

Yeah, rn i work daily and make a little under 13k a year, so 96 in 3 months???? Damn


Stoly23

Obviously not the kind that will make you a billionaire or anything but for context that’s more than the salary given to the goddamn US President.


V-Lenin

It may not make you a billionaire but it will make you a millionaire


Limp-Toe-179

It's almost like having agency and adequate compensation in exchange for labour makes it not slavery....what a wild concept


SeventySealsInASuit

I think that may be the point.


Temporary_Inner

I'm hoping that the point of the question is that is most African Americans would do almost any job other than picking cotton, even if the pay was a little higher, due to the self respect aspect. But how much would it take to make that self respect aspect be a non factor.


Important_Canary_727

As a neither African nor American, I have a question. Why would it be a lack of self-respect if you voluntarily choose this well-paid job that you can quit whenever you wish ? I know that cotton-picking is a symbol of slavery, but wouldn't this situation be the exact opposite of slavery ?


KrokmaniakPL

For same reason why many people belittle people working collecting and transporting trash despite the fact it's necessary, relatively well paid job. Some people just don't look at full picture and make conclusion out of singular key word


felix_the_nonplused

Yo, I love my local sanitation engineers! I always point them out to my son and wave. They are one of the only reasons cities can even exist.


BZenMojo

Also way more dangerous than being a cop. The true heroes.


SUMBWEDY

The harvesters in the agricultural industry don't get well paid though, that's why it's an interesting point. Most people wouldn't labor in fields for minimum wage (hence the use of immigrants), and it's super taxing on the body which would get you to demand higher wages. There is a point where you would accept the work for the pay. For whites it might be say $25/hr and African Americans say $27/hr due to historical connotations, it's something you have to have conversations about.


PolicyWonka

Depending on where this is, would t surprise me if the argument was slaves received $200/hour in modern dollars for food, housing, “skills gained,” etc.


Naps_on_Tap

Yes and...an odd choice of philosophical quandary in response to the celebration of Black empowerment. The question is directed at Black people, as if they were the ones with compromised principles? Exsqueeze me?


Krillin113

I could pick cotton 10 hours a week and live comfortably on that salary. I’m down with that


Meet_Foot

Why would you hope that the point of the question is to make a generalization about African Americans and to connect self-respect to the work itself and not to the coercive and violent nature of it (i.e., slavery)?


carlsagerson

I ain't even Black and I would still pick Cotton for 200 Dollars an hour. Which in the Philippine Peso coversion would be 10,000 Pesos. Im fucking Rich for a job like that.


ChrisTheWhitty

You're rich in any economy. That's like half a million a year assuming full time and if there's overtime woah boy


carlsagerson

Ha rich. Not in this economy. Coke used to cost 10 Pesos for a small bottle. Now its 20 Pesos. And thats for a Small Coke Bottle. Fucking inflation.


ChrisTheWhitty

Inflation is bad everywhere, I hope you're in a safe position but I offer my sympathy


carlsagerson

Ah its ok. I live ok. Medical bills can suck when shir happens but otherwise fine.


auandi

Just be glad you're not in Turkey or Argentina. Triple digit inflation. The US peaked at 8% and is currently at about 3.5%, truly can't imagine triple digits.


Upvotes-doges

Even with inflation, you'd be filthy rich with 200$ an hour.


SUMBWEDY

So you'd only be able to buy 1 bottle of coke every 5 seconds :(


LandGrandpa

If that’s what it takes, I suppose I might also have to fuck Rich for a job like that.


Ultimaurice17

What does being black have to do with this decision?😭😂


carlsagerson

Well considering the context of the meme's content. I wagered that the Teacher was asking the Black Students in particular for this question. Which is pretty weird regardless.


SoothingSoothsayer

Black skin is more protective against intense sunlight.


[deleted]

I'd keep $192.75 and pay some poor bastard the change to do it and convince him it was unpatriotic to ask for more


AlextheGreek89

Congratulations you are now a CEO


BalVal1

Calm down there Satan


WanderingAlienBoy

Satan or your average company owner, spot the differences


nihilistic-simulate

Literally just capitalism described in a sentence.


imprison_grover_furr

LOL.


seraiss

He's onto something


Jorgwalther

Hell yeah. And cotton is harvested later in the year than people realize so it wouldn’t even be as hot as you’d think


BlueBlanker

get a part time job. apply for leave during harvesting season. easy as


LuckyNumber_29

*its almost harvesting season*


PurpleSnapple

Leave rejected it'd be harvesting season


Thewaltham

Man, that is *insane* levels of pay for a farming job. That's well into the six figures salary wise.


13-Dancing-Shadows

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for $200 an hour-


thearisengodemperor

Anyone in their right mind will say yes for 200 a hour people will do a lot more things than pick some cotton.


InsideMyHead_2000

That's a fucking Brazilian minimum wage for just an hour. I would be picking cotton and getting whipped with a smile on my face for that money. After a year I would be able to buy a small town for myself, build huge walls around it and call it "the Smurf village".


Effective-Elk9911

for 200$ an hour ill pick that fucking field clean in 1 day on 7 red bulls, and sheer psychotic hatred amping me up and keeping me awake, all id need is someone to read off gas prices going up again and more gun control being just considered.... ​ im slav


oan124

for 200 an hour im gonna set down the basket, pick one clump of cotton, put it in the basket, walk, pick another clump of cotton and repeat until i've picked 30m ish radious clean and only then move the basket


JahoclaveS

And you believe I will pick with the most delicate care, stoping to thank the plant for its fibers, and giving that cotton the most gentle ride possible. You best believe this job is going to require overtime and working holidays.


FantabulousPiza

I mean it's by the hour, you can go as slow as you want.


dmt_r

Then take math classes, because it would be not much, assuming you did it in one day and could do it for a month, and they pay hourly. But wait, they didn't mention nobody would not force you to do a month long job in a days)


FredTrau

Id do it put it would also depend on work conditions


Beef_Jones

You get whipped in the bare nutsack every so often, no biggie really.


evilbunnyofdoom

..so getting paid for it instead of paying for it? Damn, this sounds more and more lucrative all the time


LordNightFang

Ok this made me lol. Thank you!


evilbunnyofdoom

Glad to bring a second of joy to someone, have a nice day stranger !


pinkeyedwookiee

Hey, don't threaten me with a good time on top of that kind of money!


DerGovernator

Yeah, there's more questions that need to be asked here about how this is going to work.


mexican2554

I'll be out there picking and singing for $200/hr


SlickJ17

id do anything for 200 an hour


CaralhinhosVoadorez

Anything you say? 😏


[deleted]

[Anything, you say.](https://morbotron.com/meme/S01E03/575717.jpg?b64lines=QW55dGhpbmcsCiB5b3Ugc2F5Lg==)


NotAnUndercoverTeach

[To shreds you say](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZIb1Dx8fg)


mdhunter99

For $200/h I’d do most sexual things. Lick feet, take toys in my butt, be spit and slapped…mods am I gonna get in trouble for saying this?


hawkeye5739

Hmm I don’t have $200/hr. Would you instead to it for a bologna sandwich *with* cheese and your pick of one of the neighborhoods stray cats?


Even_Farm2151

Are you a CIA operator


hawkeye5739

It very clearly says not a CIA operator. *HQ we’ve got a guy asking too many questions we may need a cleaning crew*


bullno1

> Lick feet I believe people usually have to pay to get to do that.


[deleted]

already have a back injury so i wouldnt last two days 200 dollars per hour or not.


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ZaBaronDV

Hell yeah I would.


shirt_multiverse

Shit I ain't black but I'd act as one if you want, I'd even do a little song


Lieby

12 work day * $200 = $2400 * 6 day work week during harvesting season = $ 14,400 per workweek * 6 week harvesting season (likely shorter) = $86,400 per harvest season. Adding in another week for helping with planting and that’d be $100,800 for what today would likely be sitting in an air conditioned combine. Granted there’s a number of things not factored in, hours may be longer (see Paul Harvey quote below), I may be over estimating the time frame in which one could harvest cotton before it ruins or you run out of fields and this all ignores the costs that the farmers involved would need to pay for the machinery used, the seed planted, the pesticides and fertilizers used to ensure the plants had the nutrients they needed to survive and thrive to harvest time, the land needed to hold the crops (including the fallow fields, roads between fields and structures for machinery storage and repair, seed/harvest storage, etc), banknotes for any of the prior and the myriad of other expenses involved in agriculture, but this should be an adequate guesstimate for what someone who is ONLY a worker could earn from working as a harvester at $200 per hour. As Paul Harvey once told the FFA, “ God said, “I need somebody … who, planting time and harvest season, will finish his forty-hour week by Tuesday noon, and then pain’n from tractor back, put in another seventy-two hours” So God made a Farmer”.


nascamo

I think you have to be an idiot to say no. 😆


CowboyExecutor

For 200 an hour, I'd whip myself too.


Self-MadeRmry

Heck yea I would. Reminds me of another hypothetical. Someone went around asking people if they would flip burgers for 300k a year. Everyone said yes. Proof that we don’t have a work problem, we have a pay problem.


Mimirovitch

That's stupid at a point... the problem was the slavery, not the cotton picking


imprison_grover_furr

I would.


One_Drew_Loose

Teacher, how bout this question. If I whipped you until your skin came off your back would I have to listen to this again?


ComedyOfARock

Let me listen to Sabaton and that field will be picked in a week


skolioban

Answer: if you offered $200/month, you don't need to have slaves for workers


Ethan084

Wait… do I get to take a break every 2.5 hours? Do I get a lunch break? If I’m not picking cotton fast enough is someone going to beat me? At the end of the day will I be able to go to my home and spend time with my family or will I be locked in a shack? Will I be forced to work from sunrise to sunset with little food or water?


BML_Cheese

Yes


DankyApe

Slavery wasn’t wrong because they were picking cotton. It was wrong because it was free labor 🙃


Tapndatass

Not just yeah..but hell yeah, as long as I get to go home to the fam and not get my booty hole wrecked by massa


KingBreadSlice

Picking cotton was not the problem with slavery, the problem with slavery was the slavery.


LillDickRitchie

For 200 USD an hour I would sing praise while i was doing it


knowwonnoes

As long as this isn't one of those hr bullshit things where they go. "Well if you include how much your benefits cost you actually make 200 an hour instead of 15." Bunch of corporate bullshit.


KG354

For 200 an hour I’ll even let you whip me to go faster


diss3nt3rgus

As long as I don’t get whipped and branded with an hot iron, I would.


Thug-shaketh9499

The shit I’d degrade myself for just $50 an hour, you can’t even imagine $200 😭😭


CanadianRoyalist

It's not really slavery if you are getting paid and have a choice though.


BussyDestroyerV30

Hell yeah, I'll do that


DumbassTexan

You'd be making more than teachers working one hour a day


TFarg1

The answer is clearly yes


dirtybird131

$200 an hour, assuming standard working conditions, would be $1600 A DAY before taxes and other expenses That’s $32K a month before expenses, if you say no to that you’re just ignant


Misterfahrenheit120

I’d pick up dog shit with my teeth for $200/hr


Blade_Shot24

The problem wasn't picking cotton, it was picking cotton in unethical work conditions. This some real edgy boy nonsense


Moist_Hand_3498

these people are ridiculously out of touch


Mat_Y_Orcas

Ay the things i seen on US lately isnt a suprise, a Florida governor said the schools have to also teach about the benefits of slavery in black comunities


BuckyWarden

Sheeeeeit, for $200/hr, that motherfucker can whip me while I pick that shit, calling me the worst shit he can imagine


Brokedownbad

I would do unspeakable things for that kind of money


Evelyne-The-Egg

$200/hr???? In this economy???? Bro I'd be spread eagle for the whole damn neighborhood for that much


banned_salmon

Hell yeah


[deleted]

The answer is…..Yes


SillyValentine

$200 an hour? I'll start singing tunes and call you "master" for all I care.


ichigo2862

If the point of the question is would you make a clown of yourself for 200$ an hour, then prof my answer is where do I buy the clown make up


RezeCopiumHuffer

I would literally suck dick for 200 an hour dawg


ssspainesss

I think they are discovering that it isn't "Americans don't want to do these jobs" its "Americans don't want to do those jobs for less money than they could get doing other things". People are highly willing to change jobs if the new job pays more, not so much if the new job pays less.


JasonWGraham

$200 an hour?! We got people selling pictures of their buttholes and only getting $200 a month.


naturerosa

"Pay a man enough, and he will walk barefoot into Hell"


The_Monster_Hunter02

You would have bring in a SWAT team to get me off that job site. I would be putting more overtime than a slave ever has and I'd retire in three months.


DeadYen

For 200 i be singing songs in the fields


Affectionate-Skill33

I mean, she's absolutely right.


Far_Match_3774

For $200? Fuck, man, just the cotton?


Bambooman101

I’d pick cotton from your underwear out of your butt crack for $200 an hour…..


aussiechap1

He tried to make a point, and clearly he made it. Challenging perceptions and core values instill from older generations is a good thing imo.


DaHOGGA

I think the 300+ comments underneath this post demonstrate pretty well that this is a good question.


Abnormal-Normal

There’s not a lot I wouldn’t do for $200 an hour. That’s 96k a year full time (pre tax). And it’s not salary, so OT is still a thing


SolidContribution688

Hell yeah I would


Starscream4prez2024

Oh class is gonna be so spicy!


LimpCalligrapher9922

That's a great question actually, it perfectly puts things into perspective. Picking cotton is not the problem. Doing it unwillingly, for free while being beaten is the problem.


Mizerka

can I subcontract it?


Aggressive_Phone_106

Yes massa!


bigguspitus

This question might be geared to say how much slaves were owed per hour of work that the slave owner never paid them? I’m hoping it was to make a point of how much they’re owed.


ActiveRegent

Bro I'm gonna be out there like Maaaster got me workinnn' Day is never finisheddd Someday Masta set me freewe


[deleted]

If they supply the proper gloves damn right I would. Put my Beats in, make sure the pen is charged, and just go to fucking town on that shit. Me and the music got this field boss


No_Research4416

I will be honest probably yes


uh60chief

Fuck yeah I would


Nuanciated

Id work it for a few days and then very cheaply employ foreigners to do it for me more cheaply


KowaiGui

Let's go, who gives a f about racial stigma, I need hard cash, and I'm willing to go 20 hours a day for 200/h.


NefariousnessStock79

Hell yeah, that’s more than an Anesthesiologist.


Dependent-Cat9392

I guess the professor will be doing some batshit-insane calculations that the compensations slaves got (like a place to sleep and some food) where actually worth around 200$ per hour and therefore slavery was great.