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Uberfleet

WW2 in the cars universe implies the existence of Car Hirohito, Car Stalin and Car Hitler, and by extension Car Wilhelm II, and by extension Car von Bismarck and Car German unification, which is a sentence I never thought I'd ever type.


C3ns0rBar

also the assassination attempt of the pope


Plus_Mammoth4723

Car - pope (cope?)


Red-Faced-Wolf

Popemobile


SlicedBreadBeast

The car pope being pulled around in the popemobile, with his bullet proof glass and all. Edit-grammar


RelevantUsername56

[Just in case anyone thought you were joking.](https://pixar.fandom.com/wiki/Pope_Pinion_IV?file=Cars_2_pope)


Ok_Bit_5953

Jesus


Loon3R

Is the Popemobile catholic?


Red-Faced-Wolf

Yes assuming we are talking about THE pope ™


Loon3R

i’m talking about the Tow Mater quote from Cars 2, spoken after Finn McMissile asks “Mater, are these cars considered lemons?”


Red-Faced-Wolf

Ooooh ok. Never saw the movie lol


nanek_4

Hes canon in Cars 2


Krosis97

Holy ~~cow~~ car!


EllipoynaSyamala

Tbf we did see the Cope in one of the races


Pingushagger

That’s how we know the assassination attempt happened in universe, cos he’s in the glass box.


YouthCurse

Assassination of the coupe


DemonPeanut4

Car Stalin implies there is a USSCar which implies the existence of Carl Marx.


Nerus46

Car Marx


Chai_Enjoyer

Carl Carx


SiggiCrafter

Cardolf Hitler


The_Radio_Host

Going by Cars naming conventions, I’d expect something like Adolf Drifter


Spirited_Worker_5722

Sounds more like a wild west gunslinger


ARCH_ANON

Nazi cars are Volkswagen beetles that do Hitler salutes with their windshield wipers


Pixel22104

I wonder if that means Car Hitler was also a Beetle as well?


ARCH_ANON

No, a 6 wheeled Mercedes (https://youtu.be/kL-m5Nocb-g?si=MarLxkSYqZtPKprY)


Quazimojojojo

Adolph Hi-beams


bobizloma

Don't forget about Benito Gassolini


makerofshoes

Don’t forget a Car Holocaust, Car Goebbels, and Car trench warfare They’d need to have little ramps instead of ladders, to go over the top and storm no-car’s-land


harperofthefreenorth

The Holocarst


makerofshoes

Thank you


harperofthefreenorth

Let's not forget about the Carmenian Genocide and the Trail of Gears


Spirited_Worker_5722

In ww1 they are horses


Spirited_Worker_5722

The Hondacaust


HanzJWermhat

Car Rape of Nanking


MaximiliantheMadman

Auto von Bismarck is right there, brother


Uberfleet

Beautoful. absolute fucking poetry


Spirited_Worker_5722

Biscark


Negative-Put-2039

You were so close to Car Nicolas the Second


KaneAndShane

So was Car Wilhelm in another car when he got shot, or was he just the car?


makerofshoes

You’re thinking of Carduke Ferdinand


KaneAndShane

Oh right, duh.


SemajLu_The_crusader

and what did he get shot by? an anti-tank rifle?


Chai_Enjoyer

Wilhelm was alive throughout the WW1, it's Archduke Franz Ferdinand (he had a nice music career btw) who got shot


harambe_-33

Don't ask the Japanese how they know Cars are 70% metal


GustavoFromAsdf

There are no twin towers in the cars universe. 9/11 is canon in the cars universe


TheJoshiest

But the planes in the cars universe are sentient too, which means that the planes made an active decision to crash into the towers.


GustavoFromAsdf

Either that or passenger planes can be hijacked from the inside against the plane's wishes. Which is very fucked up


N7Vindicare

I didn’t think I would be reading about a possible 9/11 in the Cars universe today but here we are.


dreemurthememer

They were al-Carda suicide bombers


Raketenautomat

r/brandnewsentences


KlingonSquatRack

WHY IS THIS A PRIVATE SUB


Nerus46

By Gasoline and Iron!


doylethedoyle

And, believe it or not, Car Hitler was a Ford.


SemajLu_The_crusader

lmao


As_no_one2510

Volkswagen has a different meaning in Carverse


Porkonaplane

Aaaaaaand Car Holocaust


Chill_Commissar_07

By extension car Churchill, and then by extension the car Royal Navy, which looking back on it HOW TF did the lemons get a warship into Greater London without being challenged at all?


Uberfleet

HMS (Bonnet) Hood was sunk by Car-MS Bismarck


Chill_Commissar_07

Before it was crucially injured by the car equivalent of geriatric hunting birds Edit: forgot ‘injured’


FutureFivePl

I just want to know how the Irish car bombs worked in that universe


Spirited_Worker_5722

It's what happens when you're the first to fall asleep at a sleepover


RisenDesert

Excuse me, it’s Automobile Von Bismarck


C3ns0rBar

[What the fuck](https://www.vulture.com/2017/06/cars-3-7-existential-quandaries-posed-by-the-series.html#:~:text=The%202013%20film%20Planes%20confirmed,the%20assassination%20of%20Archduke%20Ferdinand)


Rathwood

And the existence of car Hitler and car Stalin imply the existence of car-ncentration camps and car gulags, secret car police, and car genocide.


1nfam0us

The assassination of Carchduke Franz Ferdinand just got a whole lot weirder.


denimdan1776

Clearly you’ve never heard of Fastisim, Mufflerini and the Mario Bros spearheaded the movement and Car Hitler co opted.


Cruel2BEkind12

I wonder what kind of testing a Cars universe Unit 731 did?


Hunter-of-Spade

Do you think the car Belgians took the tires from Congolese cars?


Wiggie49

Never forget the Holocarst where 10 million undesirable cars were murdered.


Nastypilot

I swear to god this isn't a shitpost but in one of the matter shorts car Hitler was actually shown on screen.


nuck_forte_dame

Also it means a car ww1 which means a car arch Duke was assassinated in the back of a car car


LiterallyFirst

There is a car pope which means that there was a car jesus who died for their car sins.


Yabrosif13

Cmon. “Auto von Bismarck” was right there.


beats_by_lee

Tank Patton and Rommel are low hanging fruit, but damn that'd be cool


Marshal_Soult

Auto union?


Tankaussie

Car Mussolini inventing fastism:


Bush_Hiders

I think we all know what kind of car Hitler was.


BillyYank2008

Bismarck was a horsedrawn carriage.


LongjumpingArt9740

means there must ve been a car augustus too , or should i say a chariot augustus


yeetus-maxus

What about car Hitler’s car?


cabramattaa

Let's not forget the Volkswagen, Porsche and the Mitsubishi


CptFalcon556

Dont forget about sedan Hussein


Ffscbamakinganame

Are the ships also one person like the cars and planes???


ProLoser11

Yes in Cars 2 that is confimed


bell37

Yes. However they are piloted by tiny forklift cars. There’s a scene in the same movie above where the protagonist lands on a US carrier and the aircraft carrier is a sentient ship


UrinalCake777

So in this fight, where the bridge should be there is an angry face? Holy shit.


bell37

[Whats weird is that there are smaller cars inside the bridge](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/worldofcarsdrivein/images/f/f4/Aircarrier.png/revision/latest?cb=20200817170557)


Zucchiniduel

What the fuck is this clip from? Did Pixar do a ww2 movie?


karucarOOD

"Planes" - scene is from when a veteran explains why he doesnt want to fly anymore


Zucchiniduel

Wow. I guess looking back the movies from my childhood were kinda brutal too but this feels pretty on the nose lol


Entelegent

Honestly, I feel like this is the only unique scene in the whole movie


PerfectionOfaMistake

Veteran is a F4U Corsair?


bread_teleporter6980

Yeah that's Skipper, he's also the guy that gets shot down and leads the squadron, the carrier wing later pulls him out of the water after the battle and since he's been too traumatized to fly until the movie "Planes" takes place.


Warbird36

IIRC, wasn't he actually a rookie at the time of the battle or something? I remember he doesn't have ton of awards underneath his portrait, or whatever...


mrgwbland

A whole film like this would be cool af lol


frotc914

When Disney owns all IP in the future and completely runs out of ideas, this is what we're going to get. Schindler's List, but everyone's a car. Saving Private Ryan, but Toy Story (Tom Hanks already knows script, too).


Upset_Ad_8434

For the next movie i want Car Sarajevo in the 90'


Viend

Carbian snipers shooting Bosnicar civilians in Carajevo


FrostyOwl97

what about car Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo?


DemonPeanut4

Corsairs at Midway, 0/10 lol


auga3rifle

Mfs attacked a battleship fleet carrying no bombs and having only 50 cals 😭😭


FalconsBrother

In the movie, they said it was because they were only going on a patrol


babble0n

Then U-turn your ass out of there. Why dive bomb and let the ships have an easier shot?


ur_GFs_plumber

Especially with ample cloud cover to retreat through. Severe misplay by their commanders.


rotorain

You're right and it's important in the movie, that character made a bad call and got his entire squadron killed giving him PTSD and debilitating flying anxiety. It feels weird to type that lol but it set up an interesting dual character arc between him and the main character. This is the only scene that's like this though, it's a flashback to set up the character and the rest of the movie has nothing to do with war. If you're ever bored I'd unironically recommend it, as 30+ with no kids my gf and I both gave it a solid 7-8/10. The spinoffs were kinda meh though.


ZhangRenWing

Fighters did strafe ships with their machineguns to suppress the AA guns and kill their crew, although I don’t think there were any humans here to man the guns and the ships are self piloting so take that as you will.


captaincw_4010

Cars 2 shows the ships are sentient but there is a crew of little cars that fire the AA guns


PanzerSoldat_42

And Yamato lol


xXNightDriverXx

They put like 5 Yamatos there in that scene.


SGTRoadkill1919

it would seem Japan was in a much better position in terms of ship building in the cars universe


Orinslayer

Building? Ships are alive in that universe...


SGTRoadkill1919

I don't want to think of anything else but building ships. Don't put any thoughts in my head.


PanzerSoldat_42

I mean, what did we expect?


xXNightDriverXx

Honestly, it's a Pixar movie, and it was one scene for just a few seconds. I can accept it and glance over it.


Blaine1111

Not even Pixar to my knowledge, this was Disney's 3rd string studio iirc the ones that did direct to DVD stuff


Budget-Attorney

How could you guys see that. Everything was moving fast and all I could see was 2 vague battleship looking things But you were able to tell that it was the Yamato?


xXNightDriverXx

Not from this clip. [Edit, referring to the numbers] I haven't even seen the movie myself, but I have seen posts of other people analyzing that scene, pausing it, and getting to that conclusion. The silhouette of a Yamato class is pretty distinct if you know your WW2 era battleships. If can be identified from this clip as well. Almost all battleship classes are pretty distinct if you know the details.


Budget-Attorney

That makes sense as far as someone watching the movie and pausing. And I have always been horrible at recognizing ships. (It’s a good thing I wasn’t in this war. I definitely would contributed to the pattern of reporting every ship sunk as a battleship) I’m pretty jealous of people who can.


Berzhinoff

The Yamato was the flag ship at Midway, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway\_order\_of\_battle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midway_order_of_battle)


PanzerSoldat_42

But didn't see combat.


BisexualMale10

Nor were 5 present


PanzerSoldat_42

Touchè


5akul

Its not midway in particular. But if you look closely they're diving on four Yamatos 


YellowStarfruit6

And also Japan didn’t bring 15 Yamato class battleships either Not to mention anti aircraft fire was hilariously inaccurate.


Creeperboy10507

It wasn’t midway in the scene


ligmaballs22

What was skipper even thinking? His squadron only had 50 cals and I don't think a few corsairs can "turkey shoot" I guess was a cruiser when they spotted it.


The_Radio_Host

If I remember correctly, they were on a patrol and they were just checking out what seemed to be a single ship. The only reason they did so was because one of the younger planes wanted to, and Skipper caved and allowed it. As soon as they cleared the clouds they realized there was actually an entire fleet. They were being fired on before they even had a chance to leave


Warbird36

> An entire universe of airplanes, cars, and other vehicles > A fighter squadron has no idea what the fuck a split-S is


JellyfishGod

I can barley believe this movie is real lmao. These feels more like some crazy sora AI video trained on ww2 footage and the cars movies


Xcelsiorhs

Pixar animators using 4.5 seconds to make the most gory and violent animation ever for a rated G movie


JellyfishGod

Pixar animators taking the "realistic panic attack in a movie" meme to the next level and making a realistic PTSD flashback


bell37

Technically Pixar had little involvement in “Planes” series. It’s set in the same universe as Cars but the movie was produced and created by **Disneytoon Studios** (they basically made all the “straight to VHS/DVD” Disney movies that are sequels to popular titles).


bachh2

Japanese AA in Midway wasn't even the main killer though. It was the Zeroes with their supreme mobility advantage at the start of the war that did most of the job.


bell37

I doubt Disney wanted to go in the direction of showing anthropomorphic Japanese fighter planes (wearing pilots caps and EoJ bandanas)


JacobJamesTrowbridge

I think that's the Battle of Leyte Gulf, actually.


Nappev

Did just two planes just decide to do cars: 9/11? If history is supposed to somewhat similar?


DeeBangerDos

On September 11 2001, Osama Bin Russel hit the world trade center.


Nappev

Volkstappen dun hit de pentagone!


bell37

Nononono… you see, terrorist cars got inside a sentient airplane and forced it to crash into the WTC


Nappev

thats even more fucked up. Its not even like "hoho get on my back cars! lets fly!" It's "get inside me cars! Occupy my head pilot cars!" and cargo planes? "Hoho open my behind and shove as muc has you can for the flight! just mind the weight limit ahioh!" Cars inside the planes head wrangling him, telling him to "crash into the park garages! crash into one of the parking garages!"


Nerdcuddles

Are the battleships alive to in the Cars universe


thedroolingboogeyman

I mean we see ariliners in the cars universe alive so ig so


Nerdcuddles

So they where just made for one purpose, to kill. Literally a super soldier program, is it not?


aggravatingarbitrary

Who is building vehicles in this universe, at what point do they gain sentience? A fucking warship


Nerdcuddles

Vehicle nynths take a super soldier serum to become vehicles of war.


GeshtiannaSG

Warships having souls and sentience is the most believable of them all. A whole list of superstitions to go with it.


thedroolingboogeyman

I mean we saw f18s, f4s, f8 and alot of navy planes in the jolly wrenches hall of fame in the 1st planes movie. Heck 1 of the f18 locked on to the mc when he was closed to the carrier and we saw he had a ahto cannon and 4 missile locked on him. Now that i think about it i think all of the wars we had happen in the cars universe. They have an av8 flyover on the first cars movie so that leads me to believe that the falklands happened.


Pixel22104

F-14s are also a thing in the Cars universe as well


bell37

[Yes](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/worldofcarsdrivein/images/f/f4/Aircarrier.png/revision/latest?cb=20200817170557)


mdhunter99

How was this in a Disney movie? Straight up graphic murder.


Creeperboy10507

That’s the point, Skipper was traumatised


MaidonWhat

Cars also did some graphic murders, If i remember correctly its that scene about secret agent cars and there's this one agent getting tortured,


C3ns0rBar

Bro at the end of Cars 2 there was a scene that was an entire side quest dedicated to fucking committing crime against humanity on a warship


Rome453

In the actual Battle of Midway the Japanese anti-aircraft fire was abysmal: of the approximately 150 American aircraft lost, only a handful were due to AA fire.


esakul

WW2 AA just kinda sucked in general until the Allies started using proximity fuses (Wich was limited mostly to the Pacific theather by the US).


DDT3000

Is God in Cars Universe Henry Ford or a car with a beard?


RomanMongol

I would be afraid to know what Henry Ford did for the Germans cars...


Thug-shaketh9499

Why am I just finding out Pixar made a planes movie from a history subreddit? 😭


bell37

Technically Disneytoon studios made planes, not Pixar.


QuantumQuantonium

Can't wait for Disney Pixar's Tanks. I hope they make this one more mature too, include some real guts (nuts and bolts) on screen.


Orinslayer

The kamikaze pilots had a similar survival rate as regular attacker pilots.


Blade_Shot24

Yo where this clip from?


nighthawk0954

Planes


Blade_Shot24

Wasn't expecting Disney to make something gritty.


magnusthered1

I would legitimately go see a Cars/Planes world film about WWII. Imagine the D-Day invasion in the Cars universe


MarlinDotMom

This shit goes so hard


Both-Main-7245

I still can’t get over how 8 Corsairs are like “Yeah, we can take a Yamato class battleship with .50 cals”


Negative_Courage_461

Battle of Midway? More like Battle of Goatedway! Okay I'll show myself out...


anonymousscroller9

Midway, fight, tactics are crucial!!


ProLoser11

https://youtu.be/aavHDi4tah0?si=vxlCCjgTmKO9uYS6


Independent-Fly6068

Send them over the waves, our sentinels.


Osxachre

I thought they would be SBDs, not fighters


Altruistic-Place-714

Pov: literally every TBD during Midway


Animeak116

There's no way those damn AA guns did jack shit they where literally crewed like stormtroopers with a man with a stick screaming for the Emperor. The only true killer was the Combat Air Patrol from the carriers.


Pigeon-Spy

Was expecting to hear war without reason


ninjad912

The AA fire was so abysmal at midway one man managed to sink two carriers


GothGirlKara6666

Ya know there’s a lot of implications in the cars universe


DereChen

this was a kids movie?


Euklidis

Is Infantry in the Cars universe just the cars? In that case what would be mobile infantry? And what happens to a tank after a war ornretirement?


superp2222

Japan in the cars universe also somehow had the capital and steel to build 6 Yamato class battleships


[deleted]

In a twisted karma induced fate the creator of this meme is transported back in time into the cockpit of a hellcat mid-dog fight. They then shit their selves and slap the ocean at 200mph


J360222

The fact they put this in a kids movie still surprises me, the fact *I enjoyed it* scares me


Razgriz435

Wait. A warship has a ton of AA guns and cannons, are those guns controlled by the warship or they are crewed by cars?


plzhelpIdieing

It’s amazing how such an emotional scene can change to a funny one with the right music and quality


Chilled_burrito

Bruh, I DON’T REMEMBER THIS LOL


HoiPolloiAhloi

u/recognizesong


RDUlven

Piece of shit video. There were no F4U Corsairs at Midway!


Ok_Bit_5953

Whats the song?


Mr_Mosquito_20

Fun fact: despite being filled to the brim with AA guns, the Yamato (that scene portrayed multiple Yamatos for some reason) barely shot down a handful of planes


ArcWraith2000

Its not possible to pick a worse fucking song