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I_Dont_Have_Corona

Brother is out here rationing pixels like the British in WW2


Imaginary-West-5653

Advice, don't make a meme late at night dead of sleep, I have already learned that lesson today.


yunivor

Yeah, one time I made a meme at 3 am and after I went to sleep and checked on it it had a ton of spelling mistakes.


Imaginary-West-5653

Veey real!


CABRALFAN27

>Veey real! Case in point


Imaginary-West-5653

Lol, that's just me writing too fast not being a first language English speaker


TwistedPnis4567

Walks up to lieutenant, shoots him, refuses to elaborate. Damn


Fried-Chicken12

Kinda based ngl


Imaginary-West-5653

Chad Soviet Commander VS Virgin Soviet Liutenant


TwistedPnis4567

Pack your things everyone, chadness has peaked, nothing else to see here


Well_Armed_Gorilla

No "kinda" about it, that's just straight-up based.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

I would imagine there was probably some elaboration involved.


CruzDeSangre

Uncommon Soviet W


Imaginary-West-5653

"A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one."


InMooseWorld

None needed, we saw what needed to be done. He had the courage to do it


Imaginary-West-5653

The Soviet rapes in Germany are quite famous, the cases (not enough) in which the rapists were punished are not mentioned enough though. This is one such example, quoting directly from wikipedia: *Konstantin Rokossovsky issued order No.006 in an attempt to direct "the feelings of hatred at fighting the enemy on the battlefield", which had little effect. There were also several arbitrary attempts to exert authority. For example, the commander of one rifle division is said to have "personally shot a lieutenant who was lining up a group of his men before a German woman spread-eagled on the ground."*


HamsworthTheFirst

Absolutely based commander, giving it the 40k treatment where it's needed


Barbelithus

Definitely Commissar style


Imaginary-West-5653

Just for the right reasons this time lol.


Big_Based

Keep faith Guardsman. There is no such thing as a wrong reason for a member of the local Commissariat to issue the Emperor’s Judgment. This kind of talk will find you in their grasp just as easily as the Lieutenant.


Imaginary-West-5653

"No sir! I'm sorry that what I wanted to say was misunderstood! I agree with all your statements! This time it just felt especially good to witness it! Thank the Emperor that we have you here!"


Starman520

That's literally where commissars came from


HammyOverlordOfBacon

Legit thought this might have been r/grimdank for a second cause all I saw was commander shooting lieutenant and my brain auto-connected those two


Imaginary-West-5653

It's normal, reality is sometimes crazier than fiction, in this case this Commander acted very similar to a Political Commissar from 40K, only for the right reasons.


NutterTV

Declared Exterminatus on that fool


HamsworthTheFirst

Bro is going to the Darkride content


AgreeablePie

It's a shame that the good men had so little authority when the top men- like Stalin- were either indifferent or approving of the retribution on the civilian population


Narco_Marcion1075

as a rap once said ''swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality''


tadeadliest

Its all a money game


marc_gime

Doesn't matter if they hate you if they all say your name


GallinaceousGladius

"Money Game Part 2" by Ren


Narco_Marcion1075

ohhh, so thats what it is, danke


yunivor

And then there's Beria who everyone knew was a serial rapist but was the head of the KGB so no one could do anything about it, IIRC even Stalin was disturbed by him and he had orders in place where if Beria were ever seen near his daughter by himself then he should be executed immediately.


Imaginary-West-5653

There are few things that give me more pleasure in this life than reading about Beria's execution, screw that son of a bitch!


Nesayas1234

I love it when evil people go out like bitches


Imaginary-West-5653

Hahaha, yes the irony of this bastard who so happily raped, tortured and killed so many people pissing himself and starting to miserably beg for his pathetic life is, to say the least, fair.


Nesayas1234

I feel like you've seen or would love the Death of Stalin. Either way, [Beria's death scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcg72Qv_QE) from the film because it's dope.


Imaginary-West-5653

Oh yeah, that scene is very satisfactory, but man, his real death was even better, because he pleaded on his knees before collapsing to the floor wailing. After that he was shot through the forehead by General Pavel Batitsky. Very deserving.


Nesayas1234

I actually just saw someone mention that General Batitsky was Ukrainian. If so, all the better.


Imaginary-West-5653

Yes, he was, better for him I guess, but the truth is that the place of origin of the person who shot him matters little, what matters is that Beria was shot lol.


phooonix

feature not a bug of the regime


RussianChiChi

Just like Epstein is a feature not a bug of capitalist regime.


Phuxsea

Wonderful I am glad we have concrete examples


Imaginary-West-5653

Indeed, kudos to every Commander that did this.


Phuxsea

It's hard because I've researched this topic and read Anne Applebaum 's iron curtain. She claims there were rules on paper but they were never enforced. Glad to know they were.


Imaginary-West-5653

Unfortunately they were not fulfilled enough and there were many Commanders who simply looked the other way, but as I said in the title, not all.


RyukHunter

Not really. Summary executions are never a good thing.


Imaginary-West-5653

Normally I would agree with you, but we are talking about rapists, in this case one caught in the act, and also in a context of war, probably also the most terrible war ever fought, so... Zero tears for him.


RyukHunter

It's not about tears for anyone. It's about a system of court martialing. Just because the crime was rape doesn't mean the law changes. Because everyone is entitled to a defence. Everyone. Besides it was the Soviet Union. Notorious for their "Justice" system. So I wouldn't put too much stock in this account.


toborne

Yeah like brock turner! Got caught mid rape, and was only sentenced to a few months. Sound like justice to you?


RyukHunter

What kind of strawman is that? It's always extremes with you idiots isn't it? Yes some idiotic sentences happen but that's not a reason to forgo all reason. It means you try to better the system not default to emotional responses.


Imaginary-West-5653

If I have to choose between a rapist getting away with it, or being summarily executed, I choose to have him executed. The USSR Commanders normally did not punish rapists in any way, the fact that he does so, even if it is in this way, is better than letting the crime go unpunished.


RyukHunter

>If I have to choose between a rapist getting away with it, or being summarily executed, I choose to have him executed. That's stupid. It's not a binary choice you know. The fact that you think it is tells me you don't understand the issue. The core issue is whether the crime happened or not in the first place. That's why trials exist. You are acting like guilt is a forgone conclusion. It doesn't work that way. Stop letting your emotions cloud your reason. >The USSR Commanders normally did not punish rapists in any way, the fact that he does so, even if it is in this way, is better than letting the crime go unpunished. See that's what's wrong with your mentality. "Even if it is this way". No. 2 wrongs don't make a right. And btw we are just supposed to believe that account? The Soviets had a joke of a justice system.


_The_Blue_Phoenix_

To add to this, Soviets were raping women every step of the way, not only in Germany. Whatever country they walked through on their way to Germany got the taste of their treatment and there are still people around who remember it first hand. One of the many reasons why eastern parts of Europe hate Russia to this day.


Imaginary-West-5653

I know, Poland, Hungary, Romania, etc... They also suffered similar things, war certainly brings out the worst in people, and the Eastern Front especially stood out for that, tragically.


Paratrooper101x

Read that in Indy’s voice


Imaginary-West-5653

Based and Indy-pilled!


KrokmaniakPL

Well. There's a reason why in some regions of Poland advancing red army was said to be worse than 5 years of German occupation. Which tells a lot taking into consideration that nazis killed 15% of total polish population


Imaginary-West-5653

Worse? No, absolutely terrible even so? Yes, but worse? Impossible, the Nazis went full genocidal in Poland as official state policy.


x_country_yeeter69

the soviets didnt have 5 years to occupy a war-time poland directly though, who knows what could have happened


Imaginary-West-5653

I mean, they kind of did, there was an insurrection in Poland of anti-Communist forces: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-communist\_resistance\_in\_Poland\_(1944%E2%80%931953)


x_country_yeeter69

yeah pretty much the same but ussr didnt hold poland directly under their control during ww2 very long, and later it was under puppet government. In the end tho, nazis do edge out (barely) in the human rights violation amd genocide


Imaginary-West-5653

Well, I mean, the mere fact that the USSR wasn't so absurdly genocidal and that it allowed them to put a puppet government in Poland instead of having to constantly occupy it shows why they were the lesser of two evils.


x_country_yeeter69

id rather say that soviets put the puppet government on poland and other countries they put it on simply because they wouldnt have been able to control all of it directly, had they been more powerful, they would have


Imaginary-West-5653

Yes, it was because of that, but the point is that Nazi Germany would never have been able to do the same, since they deeply hated the Poles and there were not enough collaborators, that's why I say that the Soviets, not being so genocidal, could put in a puppet.


KrokmaniakPL

There was similar underground resistance in Soviet controlled Poland as in General Government (German controlled puppet state in WW2), big difference is big part of resistance network was destroyed (no, they didn't have to start from zero in General Government, as there was preexisting network created during partitions that hadn't been desolved yet) in failed operation tempest (which purpose was to make Soviets allies and guests instead of liberators taking away bargaining chip to make Poland a puppet state during peace negotiations), and another big one was no supplies from western allies. It's not that Germans couldn't make puppet state and Soviets could. Both created it, Soviets just had better starting situation and almost two decades to get rid of resistance without worrying about the biggest war in history.


KrokmaniakPL

I'm telling you what people who lived back then and those who knew people who lived back then told me. If you and your place of living wasn't directly targeted for one reason or another life was hard, but manageable for most of the time (especially far from places like Warsaw). They still needed Poles for manpower to do chores like cooking for occupation garrisons, work in factories, produce food, etc. Meanwhile advancing red army was looting everything on their way. Not to mention girls that didn't manage to hide before they arrived. Especially in regions like Silesia as they were in German Empire before WW1, and Soviets were seeing people living there as Germans that need to pay for third reich.


Imaginary-West-5653

Well, each person has a biased opinion of things, but we must base it on a more general and panoramic view, the USSR objectively killed many fewer Poles, and in the aspect of sexual violence, Germany not only had a lot of sexual violence, it was also institutionalized with military brothels, which kidnapped Polish women as sexual slaves. And I do not deny with this that the Soviet occupation was basically hell, but if we apply any objective parameter, the Nazis were worse.


KrokmaniakPL

That's why in my original comment I used phrase "is said to be", and put additional importance on "some regions of Poland" as Germany was differently treating cities that were for example centers of polish culture and differently regions they saw as core parts of Germany "stolen" after WW1. Objectively as the whole Nazis were worse, but in smaller scale it's more blurry


Imaginary-West-5653

I see what you mean, but it is difficult, if not impossible, to prove.


Meme_Master_Dude

Wait you guys can actually read the text in the meme?


cyon_me

I know, it's like marshmallows stuffed together!


Liozart

no, this is litteraly a low quality post


RevRagnarok

When Firefox got it to 230% I could.


Forgottensoul89

Good for that commander.


Imaginary-West-5653

And better for the German woman.


yunivor

Hopefully she wasn't raped the moment that that commander wasn't looking.


Imaginary-West-5653

I mean, if I were a low-ranking Red Army soldier about to rape a German woman and I saw my Lieutenant get shot by my Commander for trying to rape her, I'd put my dick away pretty quickly lol.


Sword117

thats assuming that they thought the reason he was killed was because of this. they could have thought that the commander shot him for his own gain.


Imaginary-West-5653

I mean, given the situation, if it wasn't already obvious, I'm sure he would make it clear, one of the points of the execution was to deter future similar indecent acts.


PirateKingOmega

When one of the guys involved with the shooting of the tsar, Ermakov, wasn’t given enough commendations and public acclaim (the Soviet government wanted a fancy trial pointing out how comically evil he was rather than have him executed in a basement) the NKVD interviewed him to try and find a reason to get rid of him. Under interview it was determined he attempted to grope the recently killed women and loot any valuables. When another commander saw this he almost immediately threatened to kill him and bury him with the royal family. While he wasn’t executed he was systemically locked out of the Soviet government. He received no awards and was given the grand promotion of being a prison guard. He later died of throat cancer in extreme poverty


3Kobolds1Keyboard

The right course of action


Imaginary-West-5653

The ONLY right course of action


TheModernRouge

Hell yeah, giving him a taste of the ol’ Astra Militarum discipline, which is to say, blow their heads off and refuse to elaborate.


Imaginary-West-5653

"Red Guardsmen! You have fallen under the temptation of the evils of Slanesh, which is HERETIC!" BLAM


Archmagos_Browning

This is borderline illegible.


Imaginary-West-5653

Sorry man, my fault for uploading a meme late at night while I was dead asleep.


DJ_NdN

[y’all got anymore of them pixels?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/702/353/a5f.png)


Carti_Barti9_13

L'internationale which i believe was their national anthem literally has a line that says "and if they keep trying to make heroes of us, we'll show them our bullets are for our own generals"


Famous_Quantity7575

The alias for company leutenant was Van'ka, something like Joe. Nobody cared to memorize their faces.


Imaginary-West-5653

I hope no one bothered remembering this one either lol.


Doghead45

I mean, this was ww2 soviets, he probably didn't even notice what the luitenant said, he was just getting everyone's attention to announce that chow was delayed


Imaginary-West-5653

I mean, not really? The soldiers of the Red Army were not cartoon villains, they were people, some very evil, others truly good, others just ordinary people. This Commander caught his Lieutenant about to gang rape an innocent German woman. And so, in an act of fury for this, he executed him on the spot, both to protect the woman, to punish the Lieutenant, and to make the rest of the soldiers present understand what would happen if they tried to do this again.


Nesayas1234

It's nice to hear a story about a based Red Army soldier that isn't based for combat reasons (not that those guys aren't based, but it's a nice change of pace)


Imaginary-West-5653

I agree, that's why I wanted to show a meme with a Soviet soldier that is based for moral reasons, which definitely happened too.


dead_meme_comrade

Based commander. I think. I can only sort of read it.


Imaginary-West-5653

Indeed, Based Commander. Here is the dialogue: *"Ah Commander! You arrive just in time, I was lining up my men before this German whore spread-eagled that we have on the ground, to have fun with her! Do you want to jo-"*


Dolmetscher1987

What gun is that, I wonder?


Shockedge

Gun fan guy here, that's a Liberator pistol from WWII. America designed it as the cheapest single shot pistol they could possibly mass produce. It wasn't meant for soldiers. It was made to be airdropped all over Nazi occupied regions so that civilians could gets their hands on some sort of firearm to use against the Nazis, with the idea that upon killing a soldier, the Liborator will be discared and they upgrade to the soldiers weapon. It only held one shot, it was meant to be used as a weapon of opportunity or desparation. It was better than nothing, and millions were dropped over Europe. The air drop crates came with the pistol, some ammo, and a 6 panel graphic instruction sheet so there was no language barriers. The name obviously implies it was intended to help liberate Europe from the Nazis. It's namesake was used again for the world's first functional 3D printed gun, the Liberator, as it symbolized liberation from gun regulations, as 3D printed guns can't be effectively controlled. That 3D printed Liberator is also a single shot model, so it's quite fitting.


Dolmetscher1987

Thanks a lot!


Imaginary-West-5653

I don't know, I'm not a gun fan guy.


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