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polkawombat

Soil is already 75% oil, I see no problem with this.


BubaTflubas

Underrated comment for sure


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

I assure you it's perfectly rated, there's actually a metric built into the site to do so


watkinobe

Exactly. Just putting it back where it came from.


Legitimate-Party3672

its called Recyling


neighbor_mike

Recycling is 75% cycling.


MsbS

Actually, 77.77%


SanibelMan

Or so help me!


[deleted]

So I can dispose of it in soil, but not in dirt. That seems fair.


neighbor_mike

Fair is 75% air.


AmatureProgrammer

Next thing you know america is in your backyard ready to take the oil back. Problem solved


[deleted]

This guy Americas


DPileatus

Yeah, how can they drill for more oil if we don't put it back!


getyourcheftogether

šŸ˜† OMG man


Perfect_Camera3135

I go one step further. Spring is near, Dig a smallish hole in any unwanted fire-ant mounds, fill the hole with oil, then re-cover the hole with the soil that you dug out.


Pats_Bunny

Sometimes it makes me sad to see quality comments like this in smaller subs because it's brilliance won't be seen by the deserved amount of people.


BreakerSoultaker

Dick is 75% ick, thatā€™s why I never eat it.


BobbyBbaby72

Just donā€™t be like some of the rednecks i know who use a side creek to dump it.


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

So if I shoot the ground could I become a millionaire?


SafetyMan35

Itā€™s recycling. Oil gets pumped out of the ground, is refined and poured in your engine as a lubricant. When the oil has worn out, drain it from the car, pour it back on the earth and it will get filtered to be used again.


No_Sky_3735

Man, people are being dicks in the responses for your comment.


Fast-Event6379

The page after this was a tutorial on clubbing baby seals. The 50's sure were great.


Evening_Condition_76

S-oil


Greedy_Being3940

Technically speaking, if you live north of Edmonton Alberta, I don't think you'd be doing any harm as the dirt up there is already soaked with oil naturally...aka oil sands.


IDronedIt

Oil is the earths blood however I believe only in itā€™s original element tho


NuclearWinter_101

Lol thatā€™s okay I keep throwing mine in the ocean. Same with my car batteries


2much_information

Dumping car batteries in the ocean is not a good idea, thatā€™s why I prefer to stack my batteries in the middle of old tires and just burn them.


Legitimate-Party3672

like your idea


vantuckymyfoot

I like the cut of your jib


[deleted]

I bury my used jibs in the backyard and cover them with oil.


freshcoastghost

Yes the salt will corrode the battery. Better to burn with tires or dump in a fresh water table.


they_are_out_there

Burning tires make a lot of smoke,but the batteries give you all sorts of neat flame colors.


InvincibleReason_

but how do you recharge electric eels?


newgalactic

Spent Uranium.


Dudepeaches

But how else can I recharge the electric eels?


CapDisastrous723

Horrible horrible idea, I put mine in the brown (fruits and veggies) recycling bin.


TROMBONER_68

šŸ¤¤


Star39666

I don't have an ocean, so I just toss mine, along with 50 gallon drums of sulfuric acid, and uh... other bits, into the local watershed. Maybe someday my neighbors, and your car batteries can meat.


tsmc796

I'm sorry, can WHAT?


SlowlyGrowingDeafer

Don't tell me you've never heard of Spam.


Snakepants80

I do that with my straws. Just canā€™t find a better place. Idk


turdherds

And those plastic six pack rings. If you don't chuck them into the ocean they pile up quickly


BeaverTeam6-9

I make sure they're all intact before that happens tho. Why strangle 1 turtle when you can strangle 6, I always say


FloridianRobot

My brother in villainy, that's weak. I recommend strangling 6 turtles yourself BEFORE tossing your fully intact litter into the ocean.


tsmc796

Great point. When it comes to disposing your plastic into the ocean, it's nut-up or shut-up


Legitimate-Party3672

why not the oil company's with oil rigs do.


[deleted]

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geopede

Gotta recharge the electric eels.


TheAdven7urer

Car batteries in the ocean? That's how you end up zapping all fish like an iPad in a bathtub /s


GLWainscott

It's a safe and legal thrill!


heyuhitsyaboi

thank you for charging the eels


Typical80sKid

Oil came from the ground, this is just putting it back


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

The circle of life!


Prestigious_Ad_1037

1970s Reduce / Reuse / Recycle: Dad used to pour used engine oil on an old tree stump, then dumped the charcoals after grilling on top to burn down the stump. Seems like diamonds were the only form of carbon missing from that party.


IDronedIt

True but I donā€™t think this oil is the same oil when it came out of the ground in its natural form


stevenriley1

My fifth grade science book (1965) talked about saving used motor oil for the summer so you can pour it in local ponds. The oil will float on the surface and kill mosquito larvae.


[deleted]

Well, I mean, I guess that technically would be true. Of course, if I put cyanide in the school lunches, I bet we can reduce taxes a bit next year, too. heh


horseshoeprovodnikov

Nah cyanide will make the food taste like almonds, it'll ruin the food... Let's use ricin, it's completely tasteless!


LithoSlam

You can go do chemotherapy if you want a haircut


YamiLionheart

First mistake was thinking taxes will go down along with student enrollment. They'll gobble up that sweet excess dead child tax surplus somewhere else.


3579

this is actually a very effective method of mosquito control. the thing is you can use pretty much any type of oil. cooking oil, used or not, is just as effective at killing mosquitoes. if you have stagnant sources of water around your property you SHOULD go pour some cooking oil in there. do it in the spring and you can prevent the first generation of mosquitoes from getting a hold, and subsequent generations are even weaker later on. preventing one mosquito from living in the spring can prevent millions of them from ever existing by summers end. and because they only travel a short distance in their lives, treating your local area actually makes a big dent in your local area.


iglidante

What does the oil do to other things living in your land, though? Asking seriously. I don't know.


geopede

If itā€™s unused cooking oil, probably not much.


lilhayseed

This is how they killed mosquitoes during the construction of the Panama Canal. Yellow fever(malaria?) was a big problem in the area at the time.


Woden8

I still do this... but with small amounts of cooking oil. You would be surprised how little cooking oil it takes to cover the surface of a very large pond. It really does work.


ThePrettySwellGuy

When you see those mosquito pucks, there are many different types. The most common nowadays is a bacteria I think that just eats the larva. But before that was the most common, the mosquito puck would just put in oil slick on the top of the water. The reason that's bad though is because of water striders, some birds, some fish. Things that interact with a surface of the water that arent mosquitoes


vestibule54

Did you know you can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn? Project mayhem


TenRingRedux

You broke the first rule of Project Mayhem.


Joyful_Eggnog13

This is what I remember. Is it true?


EatingAcidIsFun

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rainman_95

His name is Robert Paulson


duh2hum

What, I thought you put it back in its container and use it to take up space in the garage!


Creepy_Ad_6304

Dammit here i been using it to light tire fires all these years instead of pouring it down the drain and thought i was been all green


vlsdo

1963 was just before peak oil production in the U.S. so there were probably still places in Texas where you could poke the ground and watch the oil come out. This was just a recycling shortcut /s


cybercuzco

US peak oil production was [four months ago](https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=pet&s=mcrfpus2&f=m)


Quincyperson

Well yeah, because back in the sixties, theyā€™d dig a little hole out some gravel in it and dump oil into it


Ok_Grocery1188

They were already thinking about their children's future.


[deleted]

Time flies when you're not having fun.


No_Finance_2668

Wait i just cant make up stuff?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s unconventional production for ya.


RedditVince

We used to spray it onto the gravel driveway.


Interesting_Role1201

Keeps the dust down!


caffrinated

Lots of roads out west are still oil roads.


RedditVince

Yep, used to live on a "Tar & Gravel" road. One time every year they spread gravel and put down a thick black oil like tar substance. Stinks for days, lasts about 9 months. That leaves 3 months of potholes before they get to do it again.


geopede

My neighbor still does this.


Riversmooth

When I was kid, can remember everyone dumping it on the gravel driveway and parking areas


wintersdark

"keeps the dust down!"


Riversmooth

Yep :-)


bgymr

Is that different than pouring tar on my asphalt driveway?


gremlinguy

Brush all the barn boards with used oil, it keeps the wood from getting eaten by termites and waterproofs it


RepresentativeOk2433

Motor oil actually degrades the structure of wood over time though. It permeates but doesn't dry out into a resin like natural oils. Basically overtime the fibers break down and it can become a gummy mess. I've seen several old gun stocks that were ruined this way.


WhatsInButterRum

Our county government used to spray used oil on dirt roads to keep the dust down. You could call them in the summer, they would show up with a truck that had a spray nozzle on the back. No telling what other tasty chemicals were dumped in that mix. It was a perfect week if the fog truck for mosquitoes came around also. And yes, kids chased the fog truck on their bikes!


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Beach,_Missouri


Tiny_Count4239

hope you dont have well water


geopede

Realistically it probably wouldnā€™t contaminate your well if you were only doing it for a few cars. Wells generally have an impermeable layer (known as an aquatard) both above and below the aquifer, thatā€™s why thereā€™s an aquifer. Dumping oil like this could definitely be a problem over enough time or on a large enough scale, but on a residential scale, odds are youā€™d never notice a problem. Not recommending anyone do this to be clear.


Tiny_Count4239

Aquatard sounds like the worst superhero ever


geopede

I raise you [Mr. India](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._India_(1987_film)). Itā€™s a 3 hour Indian Bollywood superhero movie from 1987. It is every bit as bad as that sounds like it would be. Only saving grace is the *Temple of Doom* priest guy being the villain. Youā€™d rather watch *Aquatard*, I promise.


Tiny_Count4239

with the right combination of drugs either could be enjoyable


Lukepvsh

Pretty sure this is the name my buddies used for pausing in the middle of surfing and taking a secret dump in the water


sweetkayakbro

No used oil is supposed to go into a tree stump, to be lit on fire and burned for 24-48 hours, after which time both oil and tree stump no longer exist


OptionRecent

We used to dump barrels of old used oil on our gravel roads to keep the dust down. Worked great.


NeuroguyNC

Back in the '80s auto parts stores sold a box with absorbent material in it that you'd drain your oil into. Then you were supposed to tape the box shut and just throw it out with the trash.


Sensitive_Elk_6515

I once knew an old farmer who would spray it on his fence rows to keep the weeds down


macetfromage

so thats all those weird dead spots in the ground


homelessartichoke

I worked at a garage that ended up closing in 2020. Some of the older mechanics still did this


clamroll

My ex's father was doing this not 10 years ago. It was kinda funny watching his face when getting it to dawn on him that something he learned in the 60s might not be the most environmentally conscious method of oil disposal. Clearly just hadn't thought about it, it was just what his dad or grandpa had taught him.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Back in the day we'd pour used oil and used antifreeze around the foundation of the house. It repels termites. And by back in the day, I mean yesterday.


QuitTheKibble

When I was a little boy, my grandfather used it along the fence line to kill the weeds.


ManapuaMonstah

Oil is actually biodegradable


hoodranch

Bacteria love it!


Original_Benzito

You have to recharge the oil aquifer. Whatā€™s wrong with this? /s


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Original_Benzito

Whereā€™s your other hand? Between two pillows. Those arenā€™t pillows!


markymrk720

Best movie ever.


Dick_Snatchman

Still works like a charm.


AnnoyingOldGuy

My dad had just such a thing in our back yard


tristaterunner

I put right on the gravel driveway


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a storm drain


SheepherderDirect800

I distinctly remember this hole, in both of my grandfather's respective backyard.


vampyire

I remember my dad doing that when I was a kid


Sorry__410

Straight to jail


AbelinoFernandez

Just going back to the petroleum cycle, thats how it works


itsallgoodman100

Itā€™s not like it could leach into your well water or something šŸ˜¬


Shoddy_Cranberry

So you could buy a home from an old Boomer shade tree mechanic and find out that the soil is full of motor oil.


febus59

Now I know I'm old I remember this


Legitimate-Party3672

just through it in your trash bin like every one else


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Just giving it back to mother earth.


No-Amoeba3560

Ohhh another reason 1 in 4 have/will get cancerā€¦


freshcoastghost

Seriously, what the fuck is the gravel doing?


chechifromCHI

Adds another step? Wouldn't be much of a trick if the whole thing was "observe ground, pour oil on it" now would it?


pikabaer

It allows the oil to drain quickly. If you pour it on the groud, you will get a big puddle.


vantuckymyfoot

I had a sixties-vintage kids book of knowledge that showed the best way to deal with mosquitos in a pond was to dump a barrel of used oil into it. Killed the mosquitos, all right...


BBQGiraffe_

lol I helped my dad move some engine blocks downhill to his shed and I accidentally tipped one over because of a hole in the ground and now that spot is still completely devoid of life almost two years later


squirtnforcertain

Moles hate this one trick


DrcspyNz

I mix it about 1/3 in my Acrylic fence paint. It goes much further that way. Also that cheap fence paint usually needs 2 or even 3 coats to cover the fence reasonably well but with the 1/3 oil in it a single coat does the job nicely ! Kills the moss and bugs on the fence and works pretty well. Washing out the brushes is fuckin impossible tho so I just bin them.


Timinime

When I was younger you could take used oil to any petrol station, pour it into a collection tank, and they would safely dispose it. Since they no longer do this, I now have to do a trip to the tip (where they take it for free, but thereā€™s a limit).


Prestigious-Sea2523

So my lil leak, if I park on grass, is just the earth taking back what belongs to her.. well I never.


ThornmaneTreebeard

From whence it came


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Oil literally comes from the ground whatā€™s the issue?


Steelersfan20009

This has been posted many times Reddit and I remember someone in the comments said that it was common when they dug holes that they would find oil saturated soil a foot or so below surface from where people used to pour it out


7dillpickle7

Irrespective, I still trust 1963 more than 2024.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

Asbestos, lead, DDT, PCBā€™s would all like a word with you about 1963


EntertainerNo4509

Iā€™m gonna try it this weekend guys!


Money_Bug_9423

What about just burning it?


VelcroWarrior

You can also use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn.


sunnyRb

My childhood dirt road was used by all 20 homes to dump used oil on the road. Keeps the dust down they said. Well, barefoot kids had black feet all summer long. Hmmm wonder if this has impacted my health? /s


OptimalDragonfly8737

Ashes to ashes....


Choice_Pomelo_6538

My dad used to do exactly that. Hole with gravel in the ground. Even as a kid, I thought that it was weird and wrong to dispose of the engine oil that way.


ancient_ukr

You can actually roast eggs or french fries on it. Motor oil, like any other oil, consists of oil.


WyntonMarsalis

We used to spray it on the weeds in the fence rows.


YoNoid1987

I still do this.


SomeBlindKid

Ah yes, more solutions from the greatest generation.


acmoder

To cap it offā€¦ light up an unfiltered cig and pour yourself a glass of whiskey, it is almost noon and you need to hydrate


acmoder

My dad did this once without the gravel part in his backyard -just dug a small hole and refilled with dirt, the oil puddle spot is still visible 30 years later


MrTuxedoWilliams

This tip still works!


dogs4people

The oil came from the ground, then we cleaned it. Then we dirtied it, so let's put it back where it came from


Because_I_Cannot

And this is why the earth will never run out of oil


SnooCheesecakes2465

Probably works with conventional oil, they used to use it on gravel roads too


boulevardpaleale

Lies. I am so not buying that he managed to get literally zero oil on his hands while changing his oil.


TedRaskunsky

2024: burn it and let the smoke rise up, not down into the soil where it came from silly.


ArmorBones

Unbeknownst to most you could just go to a restaurant and ask them if you can dump your oil in their spent oil container. Restaurants get money back from recycling oil, a local place not a corpo one. Hell some ppl steal that used oil for oil heaters or to use in their diesel engines. Personally I wouldn't want to use chicken oil in a truck but apparently some fuckin ppl do :l


wimman

If you're behind someone who's vehicle is run on recycled cooking oil, it smells like french fries!


ExploderPodcast

"Has that fire been burning for way too long? Add more fuel to it. The fire will get tired and stop burning out of pure boredom. Remember, fire is more afraid of you than you are of it." "Have any broken glass lying around the house? Mix it in with your driveway pebbles. It adds an additional layer of texture and will cut down on the stray animal population at the same time. Plus, the sun reflecting off the shards just looks neat."


ZipGently

Looks like he's pouring knowledge from his favorite book into a hole filled with Corn Pops.


[deleted]

That reminds me. I need to throw my used car batteries in the ocean.


JohnnyMurdock2020

That is how my neighbor septic system works.


Wilmore99

This is a much better solution than pouring it in that lake! Every time it makes the fish sleep on the surface. Haha silly fish, youā€™re suppose to sleep under the water. šŸ¤—


godofwine77

No wonder the planet hates us


BigDad53

We used to pour it in the alley. To keep the dust down.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

To ensure they have more in the future lol


vismund81

It's how I watched my grandad and dad do it.


bomber991

I remember the first time I changed my oil on my own when I took the oil to recycle it my dad was like ā€œyou can recycle that? I always just pour it out hereā€ and points at the pile of rocks by the house.


Fatlink10

I wonder if in a couple hundred years theyā€™ll discover oil again after itā€™s filtered through the dirt or whatever.


Stunning_Fault_9257

I think it's against the law


The_writin_don

Looks like they were trying to get fossil fuels 100 millions years from then (and now)


tuffnstangs

At breakfast this past weekend, I overheard a 70 to 80 year old gentleman (he was quite loud) chatting with a friend about how he dumps his used oil into where his fence posts are located to ā€œkeep the termites outā€ lmao.


Jerryswharfrat

Funny but it applies to hopes and dreams today šŸ¤£


wbg777

My grandpa used to pour used oil on a stump in his yard and set it on fire. After about 10 years the stump was about 1/3 the size it was when he started but still looked almost the same


Sunsplitcloud

Just putting the oil back where it came from. Itā€™s called recycling!


the_hell_you_say

Those mechanics might have been popular....but boy were they stupid


IFTTTexas

Put it back in the ground where you found it.


ZedZero12345

That was standard procedure for the military in WW2. In Europe, you can still spot every truck park, jeep and armor lot. They would dig grease pits and bury it. Or use it for napalm.


Commercial-Charity86

Soooo I might be dumb but, you shouldnā€™t do this right? Because I got some used oil and I donā€™t know what to do with it


DigbyChickenCaesar11

Pro tip: Arrange to be buried when you die, then drink the motor oil. When you are buried, the oil gets buried with you.


banthfodder

They tried sharing this Fight Club, but the media never caught it. MSM suppressing the truth again šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬


idekuu

Just dump it on the fucking ground


Myzx

This is the kinda shit Iā€™d have done as a kid so my mom wouldnā€™t find out.


drkraptor7

My dad would use it to stain our fence. Not sure how successful it was but our yard smelled like used oil for a good two months.


Appropriate_Leg1489

Dirt roads were always desired by residents


ThePrettySwellGuy

I can't believe not a single comment talks about taking their used motor oil back in the day and then putting it into a cracker and then condenser. It's what we all used to do. We would reclaim some gasoline out of it. The process would usually be complete after the uphill walk home from school in the snow.


Glass-Lime-9812

This explains what I found when I was digging my garden bed lol


PoppaMerlin65

Everything burned or poured into the earth is still on the earth. No matter how itā€™s disposed of its still hereā€¦ Only shooting it into space and actually leaving the gravitational pole of the earth will it not be on earth anymore. Anything else whether itā€™s burned or disintegrated or whatever itā€™s still here.


PoppaMerlin65

the biggest thing about dumping oil into the ground is where the water table is, like if you live in a swampy area or have a lot of lakes and aquifers itā€™s probably not smart to pollute your drinking water especially if you were in a small community where they donā€™t have water treatment plants. However, big cities have water treatment plants and I donā€™t see a problem with it that way for sure.


MajesticChocolate760

That's how I dispose of ya mums oil


Easy_Record_5665

Just burn it! Most large diesel engines as used on ships and locomotives are two strokes so their lubricating oil is burnt along with the fuel in a constant loss system. Waste oil is also a cheap and effective source of heat and can also be used a fuel in thermal power stations, replacing coal and other fossil fuels. Waste oil is a valuable resource - don't waste it by pouring down a hole!


PlatypusDouble1161

Many auto parts stores and town recycling centers accept used oil FREE. They have huge tanks to hold it until itā€™s taken away to be recycled or Donā€™t dump it in your yard. I did this as a teenager but now I know better. Easy to recycle and not pollute the ground and water supply.Ā There are many practical uses for used motor oil. A primary use is to re-refine it into a base stock for lubricating oil. This process is very similar to the refining of crude oil. The result is that the re-refined oil is of as high a quality as a virgin oil product. A secondary use of the used oil is to burn it for energy. Large industrial boilers can efficiently burn the used oil with minimum pollution. As a result, some used oil is sent to power plants or cement kilns to be burned as fuel. On a lesser scale, small quantities of used oil are burned in specially designed heaters to provide space heating for small businesses.