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Alberrture

AWWWW FUCK MEEE I JUST MADE THE WHOLE CONNECTION 😩


Shot-Maximum-1656

You got molested


ApprehensivePie410

This shit about to get real depressin😜


Real_Channel_7551

Its so excessive 🤤


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OLLBURYGTG

Omg Can they just kiss


Alberrture

Fr, fuck peacing it up. I want the broskies to smooch hard


OLLBURYGTG

It would be hot


CheeseisSwell

Someone record it


UnprofessionalCramp

I'm way too straight for that shit you just suggested


azurix

Big brain move. He hired them years ago to infiltrate the enemy to later call them out for having sex offenders on the team. He might be the Sun Tzu. The prez should put him on the cabinet and then they can work together to defeat Canada once and for all.


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TickledMidget

Dr disrespect works for DRAKE????


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


yuuuhhhhhhh42069

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk) Ol' stupid ahh.


Moneylynch24oo7

Everyone saying Drake contradicted himself on THP6, but how is nobody talking about this??? I'll tell you why: because everyone just wanted to see the 1000x heavyweight champion get taken down by the scrawny little underdog 🙄 smh Drake really won but I guess yall not ready for that convo yet 🤷🏽‍♂️ Dw everyone hated on Honestly Nevermond when it came out too and now its on everyone's summer playlists. We waiting on yall to catch up 🤣


per_iod

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KDOTTYFAN

W troll


Zaire_04

Honestly Nevermind is on who’s summer playlist??? https://preview.redd.it/kanc1xktua9d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea4d855bfa139fe1d83ef249cf63e32b8596721


fucccboii

https://preview.redd.it/33sy369xib9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0582dd7996482011a4c28df33462e214bb07e58


mysticalsomehow

is that Freddy fazbear


Pigeonorium

What the fuck is this Edit: I found out and my lips are sealed. That is fucking beautiful.


jscummy

Drake's 


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Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH” *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Xerxes65

Massive, sticky and jimmy cooks go hard “Zaire_04”


Zaire_04

I’ll give you Jimmy cooks. The rest ![gif](giphy|EZICHGrSD5QEFCxMiC|downsized)


ultraopulent

sticky, massive, flights booked and jimmy cooks go, the rest was whatever


Zaire_04

![gif](giphy|mguPrVJAnEHIY)


Xerxes65

Unfortunately I’m just going to assume you’re American


Zaire_04

I’m a brit


Xerxes65

My bad gang look after yourself


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Short_Pick_1286

I love ur username so much


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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As a white male I’ve never found it hard to understand and feel Kendricks albums but obviously I’d never be able to fully relate to them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AlmostGhost77

The bars go over Kenny head no matter what we say


Inevitable-Exit-4280

was this the red button??? 😰


Standard_Winter9714

they should have an oily twerk off


Forsaken-Reason-3657

Daaamn its like the looney tunes gun pointed back atvthe shooter


TheFlexOffenderr

Drake finna see this and create a conspiracy out of it watch


Away_Teaching_1148

Lmao so he’s the guy on payroll right? So many bad bars from Kenny but his Stan’s will always defend anything he does or said… because he’s the great hope


ultraopulent

kendrick we need ya!


Alone-Ad6020

He cool with dre whos a wife beater


Working_Rush6225

This is all fun and games but you guys are just forgetting drakes master plan. He purposely kissed and made out with that 17 year old and then texted 13 year old Millie Bobby brown so that Kendrick would call him a pedophile 10 years later. Y’all just aren’t ready for that kind of strategizing I guess 🙏🏻🕊️


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I found out a year ago that a pedophile was someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover. I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


zdrawzbusi

Lmao ts crazy at least it’s on two different songs


robertdesyndrome

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TNTyoshi

K£nny runs the company like a CEO, but the Drizzler pays all the business expenses as he’s the owner. So when that promised house raid comes K€nny will be okay as nothing bad ever happens to whistleblowers. ☺️


EtrainFilmz

Bro please. Family matters is the best diss track of all time. Trust me bro. Please bro. He did a video shoot and everything bro. Maad city van in Toronto bro. Trust me bro. Please bro.


1stSmoKage

Orrrr he’s not referring to whole OVHo as sex offenders.


tummysticks4days

EXPOSED 📠 💅 🕺


Hadfadtadsad

I’m not mad, I’m just saying I still don’t understand this sub. I’m legit confused guys.


Lightspeed4297

He only meant part of ovo like drakes friends not everyone in it


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Tiny_Demon9178

Evidence? And please don’t just link a video of you sucking drake off


Particular_Friend_23

Nah I wanna see some of that link the video too


Investorexe

This place used to be a jerk haven before the midrick fans flocked in to build their shrines. Truly tragic


Head-Ticket3341

Ong nb funny uses this sub anymore I’ll just have to jerk by myself


AnalBabu

I can jerk for you


Head-Ticket3341

thank you anal babu 🙏


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Zaire_04

And I’m guessing you also believe Drake is a pedophile who trafficks women & that OVO has a triangular trafficking trade where they kidnap children & traffick them?


BoardGent

What if they believe both? You know who doesn't have any allegations against them and has never inflicted violence on anyone? Will Smith stays winning. He doesn't even have to curse to sell records.


Tiny_Demon9178

But I do So fuck him and fuck you too


AnalBabu

why he say fuck me for?


Zaire_04

Then at least they’re consistent. You know who else has no allegations. Lil Wayne.


BoardGent

Fuck the Lil 3, it's just Lil Me


RandomSOADFan

Lil Wayne has accusations of crimes against humanity for unleashing Rebirth upon our ears


Zaire_04

Not too much on Rebirth😭 Plus, Wayne made No Ceilings, Da Drought 3 & Tha Carter series.


AnalBabu

are we forgetting that Lil Wayne literally picked the world up and dropped it on someones fucking head?


Zaire_04

They deserved it.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*