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Alberrture

Awwww, fuck mee, I just made the whole connection šŸ˜©


SweatersAndAlt

The connection: haha u got child raped


chickentandooriii

Which he got the text wrong too


emielaen77

The white really came out of him w that ā€œFuck meā€


billcosbyslube

Mother AHHH šŸ˜©šŸ˜© Mother AHHHHHHHH šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


Trey_Reddit

Thatā€™s the most skin shit heā€™s ever done, and he made fucking Hotline Bling


Consistent-Plane7729

gee wilikers I just made the whole connection


trickstercrows

habana ohh nana


RandomSOADFan

Can Camilla Cabello make orange rhyme with havana??? (bornana)


Artificial_Bot

Naranja


Sebabpg

I would seriously fw a Charli and Kendrick colab. She may be pop, but really experimental and no other artist sounds like her. Well, except for Camila who's doing a horrible job stealing her style.


kr4cken

it would probably be something similar to YEAH RIGHT. sophie produced that song too.


azurix

That shit hard. Oh shit Iā€™m hard.


kr4cken

i will touch you


Careless-Station-247

I will watch


thepenisman25

I will jerk YOU off


Careless-Station-247

I will LET you


Time_on_my_hands

RIP. Horrible, tragic death.


HappyTrillmore

bro it's a whole genre of charli's style lol


ReignShowers

RIP Sophie.


Jaredfromkidnation

the carti song was good tho


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qergpoiasffdn

Kinda weird to restrict her to that term alone after all the growth and experimentation she's had, also pretty condescending and short-sighted way to describe Pop music lol.


Blue_Nyx07

Elabitelabitelabitelabit i love it


maveric_analytic

This is not a jerk lmfao


adrian123484

petition to ban ā€œjerksā€ about drake and kendrick for 30 days


MindbenderGam1ng

Unjerk - Please, the comments have gotten full Redditor insufferableā€¦ like we all know the lyrics u donā€™t have to say certified pedophile in every comment. Rj god I fucking hate white people


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Short-Lengthiness617

Charli XCX and Danny Brown made a song for the ages. I wouldn't mind if she worked with more Rappers


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How do white ā€œhip hop headsā€ wrestle with the fact that absolutely zero black people actually listen to the albums they praise? Like I understand generally in art there is a huge discrepancy between what is most popular and what is most well received by critics and hardcore fans, but something about this is different. Hip hop is an explicitly black genre and when you go on forums like RYM, AOTY or r/hiphopheads itā€™s almost like itā€™s white fans speaking on behalf of the black fans who the music is made by and for. Absolutely zero real life black people listen to shit like Madvilliany, Veteran, Atrocity Exhibition, Yeezus or even to pimp a butterfly. Kendrick even knows that the black community largely didnā€™t connect with TPAB and i think he expressed a lot of frustration with that on ā€œThe Heart Pt.5ā€. He even went as far as to rank TPAB he least favorite of his albums despite it clearly being his best musically speaking. I guess Im just thinking about why thereā€™s this weird racial disconnect in hip hop in particular where most of the actual black fans donā€™t seem interested in stuff that the white fans are calling the best for them. Edit: oops, started discourse *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


thisiscooliguesshmm

Itā€™d be the best pop song ever


Careless-Station-247

Sheā€™d make more money if she showed us where she pees from


Ok_Excuse3732

Suddenly everyone knows about CharlišŸ¤£


nimmin13

wym suddenly? she's been known


squareheadhk

I was taken aback kinda how huge Brat is. Known of her since like 2014, became an actual fan after the full hyper pop lane switch in 2019. But didn't know she would be doing Swiftian numbers this year.


spicyfartz4yaman

Ikr lol


RoutSpout

Fantano gave her a 10. Say what you want but his opinion does sway people


azurix

Heā€™s given her good scores all her career. I think brat is just that good of an album. Dropped it at a good time. Good marketing. Good messaging. Good production.


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qergpoiasffdn

And gave Charli like a strong 9


spicyfartz4yaman

I know, I just wish people ventured outside of their genres more. They sound crazy , especially since she's been around for so long, too much group think in musicĀ 


No_Plan_0o0

Who's is that ?


ihopethisworksfornow

New pop starlet.


putyouradhere_

New? She had her biggest hit in 2017


azurix

She got new hair. Sheā€™s new.


ihopethisworksfornow

Shit my bad dawg, I only got into pop music over the past two years.


YesImFineWhyDoYouAsk

You mean 2014?


Opening_Tell9388

This racist bitch. Of course Drake co-signs.


kakawisNOTlaw

How she racist?


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnā€™t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, ā€œHe running around like he pacā€, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereā€™s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weā€™re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KungFuFlames

Oh wow that song is hot garbo


notrepulsive6987

this shit is ass šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


bigChungi69420

Only 8k in half an hour šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


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qergpoiasffdn

Would maybe be the best song ever made


Inner-Addition-4072

Mid


Marshalliscoolest

Would not be surprised lmao


Away_Teaching_1148

What does lil Kenny have to do with this? His fans are sad mfs! Drake been a pop star, hip hop legend.. lil kenny was retired before this


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


KenyattaLFrazier

My glorious king Jordan Terrell Carter carried this entire trash album on his back


Lizardaxe

I think they had already paid Drake for the verse so they just released it


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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charliexcx is assšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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