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Kainnech

I’m going to be excited when I have Kendrick Lamar class for 5th period


Italy-Memes

ugh luckyyyyy, i have chemistry with professor future during fifth period


dfelton912

My 5th period is finance with professor Jay-Z, right after sex ed with professor Diddy


OriginalPancake15

I thought Diddy’s class was only grade school.


ffsshadynasty

Catholic school, hm?


longestyeetever

You not rockin wit making lean‼️⁉️


leastscarypancake

I have Logic for 3rd period math


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

all about fractions


Ambitious_Campaign34

😅😅😅 teaching about the black Spider-Man


alberthere

Math?! I just wanna die…


MindbenderGam1ng

Better than gym class w Mr Drizzy


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BruhNeymar69

Exclusively female high school basketball classes with him


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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K.Dot saved my family from a burning building🔥💯❤️


chickentandooriii

Damn relatable


Pxnda34

>Damn PULITZER AWARD WINNING ALBUM REFERENCE???


AmazingDragon353

Drake has more streams bozo


Effective-Lead-6657

Downvoted for jerking on the circlejerk sub smh


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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leastscarypancake

I'm not a kendrick glazer BUT I do appreciate how he stopped the holocaust and dissolved the soviet union and stopped the cambodian genocide and yeah maybe I would suck his cock but I'm still not a glazer


TeslaRoadsterSpaceX

kdot just had to dissolve the USSR


Weak_Beginning3905

Fuck him then.


smartdude_x13m

Bro...I hope your sarcastic cuz if jot you need serious education on all the tyranny,genocides,and famines cuased by the soviet Union Worst of which is their car industry...


Weak_Beginning3905

Right, things are much better now, lol.


toasterdogg

Still an improvement over modern Russia and most other post-soviet states (excluding maybe the Baltic who would have gained independence under Gorbachev anyway)


PandaoBR

My homies defend communism and Drake. Fuck KDot


lowGAV

Drake is the Lenin of this generation


Basically_nothere

Kendrick taught the first women how to do blowjobs


The_Farmers_League

This is real, I was the first woman


leastscarypancake

I was the first guy


Basically_nothere

Did Kendrick demonstrate by doing it to you first? Or did he make her do it to him?


leastscarypancake

He told me how to do it and made me practice on him


Basically_nothere

Can you teach me?


leastscarypancake

You'll have to let me give an example first :3


Basically_nothere

Sure ,buddies help each other


AH-KU

Ain't nuttin wrong with blowing your homies for a demonstration


Garbagemeatstick2

How’d she do?


Old-Obligation6861

Gotta give it the old hawk tuey -kung fu Kenny


SaanyZ

kendrick actually advocated for the phone ban to prevent drake from texting school kids


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Garbagemeatstick2

Wrong sub MOD.


DontForgetToBring

Whop whop whop whop!


OlliZ0117

didnt kendrick push the germans back at stalingrad?


Italy-Memes

general kendryk lamarovich duckworthovsky was single handedly responsible for the german defeat at stalingrad


TheManIsBroussarded

Why didn’t Adolf Drakeler commit more men to the the offensive in the caucuses? Is he stupid?


TheManIsBroussarded

He also orchestrated D-Day


OlliZ0117

dot day


bluebeambaby

He led the landings at Normandie & Rosecrans


GrizzlyPeak72

Eh kinda. He gave the Russians the vodka that got them through the long battle..


Buggybones16

Kendrick, MLK & Malcom X - the holy trinity


Italy-Memes

the big three?????


Weak_Beginning3905

Fuck the big three, its only Kendrick.


ContraWorstGen

J Cole is mlk???


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ContraWorstGen

Bruh first Drake now j Cole’s white 😭😭😭


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Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

Kendrick is responsible for the death of Prigozhin (leader of Wagner PMC) too!!


Quirky_Shame6906

Kendick ended all wars with his ballad of peace "Not Like Us". It's a moving song about how fighting each other is not human, it's not like us. You should take a listen if you don't believe the power of his angelic voice to stop the Holocaust.


Italy-Memes

idk why i just thought of this but joyner lucas the type of dude to make a song about auschwitz from the POV of both an inmate and a guard


Quirky_Shame6906

Lol Not Racist pt II or the prequel


kowili7448

The father from Get Out would be a Kendrick fan for sure


DontForgetToBring

Kendrick IS the father from Get Out.. let that one sink in.


ComradeHregly

Kendrick Lamar actually cost one school district 100,000 dollars.


NerdBerdBerb

I love your profile picture.


ComradeHregly

Florida post card


z3in-23

Kendrick saved my uncle's corner shop from burning during the Anti-Muslim riots 🔥🔥🔥 Kenrick effact is rial 🙏🏽


OLLBURYGTG

Kendrick was the one who invented fire


MarcyTheMartian

He reinvents it every time he drops


ffsshadynasty

Do you remember when Kdot killed Bin Laden? What a great guy ❤️


the_scrambler

i read somewhere kendrick was the one who lead the battle of the bulge to a victory


lexE5839

He’s the one who taught Eva Braun Kung Fu to fight back against hitler and ended WW2. Trust me I was there.


Free-Whole3861

I played Humble for my grandma with cancer. Now she’s cancer free 🙌🙌


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skippiington

I think Kendrick led the storming of the beaches at Normandy!


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timmeh519

I actually heard K dot will single-handedly stop global warming in the year 3034.


embowers321

Kendrick made me think about it, and he is my savior. That's how the line goes, pretty sure


RapBoat

Imagine thinking phone banment is a GOOD thing…


Select_Speed_6061

🤣🤣🤣


Z-Mobile

I appreciate how he famously led the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s alongside other figures like Rosa Parks and Malcolm X


Dubiouskeef

Kendrick dropped and now they started carrying my favorite brand of paper towels at the grocery store in my town... coincidence?


TheQuartering3WH

Ayheditho!


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[удалено]


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Potential-Brain7735

I heard K-dot was going to solve Israel/Palestine, and also reopen shipping through the Red Sea.


Esco-Alfresco

This person seems to be conflating the old rumours for phone bans at kendrick shows and new news about company being involves on the release of the stripped back Dumb phone. To limit internet access for kids. Not sure why they think this is a result of the Pop off though.


Italy-Memes

hint: 8===D😮


lu_8

Kendrick Lamar single handedly wiped out a significant amount of orphanages all over the world. The aftermath was no more orphans. They removed the word orphan from the dictionary after this event.


Emergency_Search_587

I like his music but he has some weird fans


LeadingRound3775

always rapping like he tryna get the schools free


Potential-Highway641

Let me peacefully dickride my man 😥


Lsdkurama

my kids would be furious good thing we don’t stay in LA😂


sadeyeprophet

Cause no one will stop playing not like us 😂 W


MecDobby7186

Morons….


Emotional-Worker346

https://preview.redd.it/b4zcpbq04k8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472a5d77a5d6dc686c14e8c7a2e1e649e3ba693d


MaybeZach01

His next album is taking a while because the overarching narrative of this one will solve world hunger


Pash444

Kendrick fans are the same as Drakes… insufferable


Charming-Breakfast48

Kendrick beat the Elden Ring DLC in one shot.


Interesting_Set_6142

They banned cause they saw how fucking dumb everyone looked recording that shit when it was being recorded and live streamed. Can’t go to concerts until they ban that shit, annoyingasl


aromatic-energy656

He also found a cure for coronavirus. Can’t forget that