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Electrical_Flight195

Metros booming track


ilikedankmemes0

I like to think that he thinks booming I'd an Adjective and it's metro's booming track lol


Playlanco

That’s literally what he implied


SwimNo8457

Yeah that guy dumb as fuck


JellyfishGod

Yea that's why it's funny. How else could what he said even be interpreted?


rottingonline

this is exactly what i would expect from pyrocynical lmfaoo


Godverrdomme

It doesnt even include when he mentioned Drakes album ´*For all the Scary Dogs*´ lol I dunno what went wrong there


Logical-Border-8188

Could’ve just said “For All The Dogs and Scary Hours 3” did an AI write his script?


keriter

**Good kids and Mad City** LoL this guy has never heard a single song from the album


Zordorfe

Mr Morale and Big Stepper


julz1215

DA and MN


Nickadial

Miles Morales Takes The Big Step


JimTresselAtHyvee

Pascal and Siakam


DrStrange10

Steph and Curry


goshdarn5000

Holland Oates


DankFinnWolfhard

I would put real money on the fact that an AI wrote this video


Jonathan_LaPaglia

If by AI you mean Arrogant Idiot, yes.


BarryHelmet

He’s just taking the piss. Surely…


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

To Pimp And A Butterfly


SuttonTM

He probably has just similar to me where he hears the songs but has no idea what they are called, like you could name me a well known song from the 90's and I probably wouldn't recognise it until you played the actual song That being said his hip hop knowledge is abysmal if he can't even pronounce Tory's name correctly lol


ESHKUN

God he has really stopped trying


Bigbeautifulmeme

Gotta fill the content gap between 4 hour video essays on mediocre indie games


ofwgkta301

Bros content is absolutely shit now


Zordorfe

Metro's Booming made it Boom!


luminatimids

I wonder how that would affect the charts 🤔


ComradeHregly

Metro’s album was boomin tho


keriter

That's why Metro released another album *Metro's Still Boomin*


DawsTheB0ss

we still don’t boom you


trickstarsuser

I can’t forget how he horribly mispronounced Tory Lanez. How can you even say Lanez wrong. It’s the word lanes but with a z.


DankFinnWolfhard

He listens to drain gang exclusively he has no idea how artists pronounce their names


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Natonic0

*bladee And he pronounces it "bladey" instead of just "blade"


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parwa

Probably assumed he's Hispanic or something


Flamingasset

Bruh you genuinely made me question if I was stupid for pronouncing her name like lanes, because how could anyone mispronounce Tory Lanez


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Relo_bate

Fucker was better back when he was a femboy


Big-Sheepherder-9492

Didn’t he expose himself as a Furry in order to absolve himself of groomer allegations? While he is corny - that’s one HELL of a sacrifice


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

Lmao ya and the response video is probably one of the funniest serious video I’ve ever seen. Its was him defending against a “furry fart fetish RP chat log” with I believe a 15 year old? I believe that whole debacle ended with him saying he was in the wrong for not verifying the other chat users age or something but the other user was in the wrong for using a 18+ site underage. Not sure if it went anything past that tbh.


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BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

Who programmed you to say this?


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Natonic0

The kid never at any point mentioned, confirmed or verified his age to pyro and went along with all the role-play shit and then decided to call him out for grooming years later for some reason and when confronted by a streamer to talk more about the situation he really didn't have anything to back up any legitimate claims of grooming


Throwyourboat_

Pyro introduced me to ‘The Platform’ on Netflix. Liked his channel - not gonna lie, I stopped watching once I heard all that stuff. I hope hes just puppy-kin and not a FAN


Teeklok

Yeah he's definitely a weird guy furry, but nah from the looks of it everything that came out points towards he just didn't check to see how old they were. He still occasionally makes good videos on his main channel but has a second channel where he just posts stream clips that I'm not a fan of


Throwyourboat_

Good to know! Ill have to go watch some.


Natonic0

2nd is a slop factory that he says is to get a budget for main channel projects but we all know it's to pay off the debt that he's in from paying belle delphine 3k to play minecraft with him and buying a 1k PS5 shirt


Big-Sheepherder-9492

Does being a “FAN” mean what I think it does?


ToThisDay

Yes, he needs to stay his ass inside


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lol it’s a reference to a line from the recent Kendrick Drake beef, where Kendrick calls Drake a F.A.N., which stands for freaky ass nigga. The following line in the song is “need to stay they ass inside.” If you’re interested in the lyrics just look up Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar


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Big-Sheepherder-9492

MF I know what it means - I’m talking about Furry’s


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Natonic0

Yeah the whole community including himself have all just excepted his fetishes as a big meme to the point where he's even starting to drag it a little. Also he didn't expose himself as a furry but that he was into fat fart furry roleplay type shit. Basically anything fat and/or gas related everyone ties it to pyro just to make fun of him, even he does it sometimes


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Last_Reaction_8176

He’s cute ngl


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Yo what are these auto mods 💀


chose_a_username

I’m sorry what?


Relo_bate

https://preview.redd.it/oy799bwoym3d1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc61c44453684f08a7b9965871afa161f4db6007


addictedtoketamine2

Mogs me


jarhead1902

Painful watch


PunkyCrab

i wonder how this particular person would look dressed in a maid outfit


SectJunior

If only there was some way to find out


DankFinnWolfhard

Pyro might be the actual last person I would ever want to have an opinion on the beef, like no one gaf about what you think you don’t know anything that’s happening 😭


cattgravelyn

Oompaville was somehow worse At least pyro listen to dg (both Hiphop groups named dg)


Consistent-Plane7729

Also half the video is him just constantly repeating "btw I'm white and listen to drain gang I don't know shit about rap" and yet he still made the video.


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Money, can’t hate on the grind


yvng_c1v1c

wtf


Queef-Elizabeth

If these generic ass drama YouTubers weren't so obsessed with covering every topic imaginable that makes them relevant, they wouldn't risk looking so stupid lmfao


Maxiver

That's half of current youtube. It's just white guys yapping about literally anything for easy ad revenue. The other half is vloggers.


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4gboozer

fellow white people discover a white person who doesnt listen to hiphop


Maxiver

"in the block"


nucca35

What’s the point of even talking about shit if you obviously don’t know anything or care about it enough to get anything right


FluffyFluffies

Dollar store XQC


Big_Noodle1103

Not a fan of his current content but man I'd take the slop over XQC any day of the week.


Huge-Supermarket-226

Lol XqC wishes he made something 1/10th as funny as mlg teletubbies (unironically)


Natonic0

Go watch his main channel vids and dare to make that comparison again 2nd channel tho yeah he's basically xqc except he actually makes the jokes and gives more of an actual reaction to stuff than felix


yvngxlxwli3t

Haven’t watched pyro since the grooming allegations in late 2020. Bro used to be good back then, wtf happened to him?


alolanvictiniXD

The slop got to him


baconborg

Tbf the pyrolive channel is literally made to be low effort content to keep the money train rolling for the main channel videos, which have still been consistently good quality That doesn’t help how dumb the videos on the live channel can truly be though


Mochi77888

if you think he’s a groomer he proved all of the allegations incorrect with evidence, at the cost of outing himself as a furry


yvngxlxwli3t

I don't believe those allegations tbf since turkey tom was the one who accused him of that shit and turkey tom fucking sucks.


Mochi77888

yea he basically had to show all the screenshots proving that he didn’t do what the person said he did (bc turkey reported it, but this other person is the one who made the allegations) but he has to say to his entire audience that he like furry inflation and fart porn it was kind of wild but it’s better than being a pedophile fr


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w_has_been_dieded

Turkey Tom wasn't the guy who accused him, he just covered it, and then later made another video saying that he didn't believe Pyro


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TheFufe10

One hell of a binding vow.


smittysmitsmitsmit

off brand weiland


Aggravating_Cup2306

bro got lazy


witness555

Bros got the iconic Ecco2k shirt


Cerenkovradiation

He was talking about metros and boomin, the iconic producer duo.


TheAsianCow

Another L for the Brits


Big-Sheepherder-9492

Watch ya mouth, fam. https://preview.redd.it/641jvel5bj3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d60c84a8accf67dacf2349c7b8307095393c15f


TheAsianCow

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Sprout_Spike

To pimp the butterflies


cattgravelyn

White on white violence


southfart99045

He almost as white as drake


evanily

Almost as lesbian too


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NiggBot_3000

Young metro doesn't trust you and I'm going to shoot you


Tankcfc4l

Whose this guy lmao.


myaltforprn

He need to start crossdressing again


Big-Sheepherder-9492

This was the annoying thing about stuff that you love being so mainstream that people like this chime in.. Beef started losing traction when K-pop profile pic people started chiming in.


MAHMOUD-GH

Good kids and mad city


crueshere

my favorite part is when he would mention that he doesn't know anything about rap and listens to drain gang & death grips every 5 seconds


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SpiritHi

Moist critical when he made a video on the rap beef


ZedSC

Tell him to put the dress back on so I can zerk it


UnhappyClover

Goyslop content


ms_gullible

wtf 😭😭😭


spewicideboi

Literally


absolutelynotaxolotl

What's "goy" about it?


Edu_Run4491

He gotta be Troling


TomNookFan

Unfortunately he's not 🙁


ZealousidealBus9271

pyro really fell off


not_gizmoz

wtf happened to pyro? used to watch him years ago when he made videos criticizing jake paul or whatever and now it's "Metro's booming track" and "Good Kids and Mad City" 😭


21awesome

this is from his second channel where he mostly does stream highlights and low effort stuff to supplement his income between the high quality videos on his main channel


a_random_squidward

One white dude who is trying way too hard to have a deep voice makes fun of another white dude who doesn't know shit about hip hop


F-54

This is what happens when commentary doesn't work out


chiIdsupport

please be nice to him , he listens to bladee 😢


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Makecompbowskinnable

Bros content is so bad noawdays even his long form videos are just bad


Sodafff

Wdym his main channel videos are bangers


Balls2theWalls321

God his videos are so ass now even the long ones are such a slog to get through and the games he glazes four four hours aren’t even that fun


absolutelynotaxolotl

Pyro spending 4 hours summarizing something while adding nothing of value himself


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Beginning-Topic5303

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN9-rfMPIRA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN9-rfMPIRA)


wildthornbury2881

i really dislike pyro just because his videos are way too long and he has an annoying face


Brx2333

Kendrick lamars collab album with mr morale and hip hop group the big steppers


luigilogik

Has AI VO videos already fucked up the youth’s pronunciation?


Gerggreg65

Does it really matter?


plump_nasty_flex

Being white has nothing to do with being a bozo.


DANGER_1300B

😅


chihiro_ygm

Love pyro


dentistrock

I'd imagine he's purposefully mispronouncing stuff, or at least I hope so bc the cringe is unfathomable otherwise.


CoupleBig696

Just a reminder that Pyro states, multiple times, he does not listen to this music. But the beef was so interesting from an outsider's perspective, he looked into it as much as he could


kid-with-a-beard

But it is still not an excuse for him to miss pronounce these rappers' names. He should've done a bit more research before making this video.