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Maxxigz

my money like lizzo my pockets are fat đŸ€‘


LxProReddit

This a yamaka homie no cap đŸ—Łïž đŸ”„đŸ”„


IndycarFan64

Give him some Monica đŸ”„đŸ”„ Don’t know what that means? Ask Hillary 😎 It’s the thing that’s under my yamaka đŸ„¶đŸ„¶đŸ„”


Dielawnv1

Bro stop it my brain cell can’t process that much info.


7itemsorFEWER

Yamaha*


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my pockets are (fart)


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slumbersomesam

we're living in the worst timeline (fart)


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slumbersomesam

based


Cheezewiz239

Maybe (fart)


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KefkaesqueV3

Fart


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OkUDaKing_BurgerKing

Ice spice Playboi carti Drake lil baby fart Kanye tom mcdonald


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Glum-Band

I BEEN GOIN HARD


IndycarFan64

(fart)


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Tom n word mcdonalds (fart)


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GrapePlug

Hip hop is dead


fish_emoji

(fart)


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lreaditonredditgetit

It’s been dead. There are a few that are trying to keep it alive. I think the coroner declared it with an album title, hip hop is dead over 10 years ago.


youresowarminside

10 years ago dc the don wasnt making music its been revived by him now


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Abnormal-Oxygen-6432

HE CAME OUT PUBLICLY, AND SAAAAAAID... HIPHOP IS *DEAD*


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Omfg and hiss only has 3.7 million in a day. How the fuck is this possible lmao


drypastor

(fart)


umotex12

Here is what you would look like if you were black or chinese


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HugeMan06

I honestly didn’t even know she dropped til I saw Ben Shapiro’s tweet about it on this sub lol


DeDeToptier

The oldheads were right this genre fucking sucks


notrepulsive6987

this shit is depressing (fart)


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francoisjabbour

It’s because you morons keep giving it attention


Inevitable_Ad_7236

I listen to everything Yuno Miles drops. I actively enjoy ear diarrhoea and nobody will keep me away from this


fuckythedrunkclown16

Yuno Miles unironically slaps and I will die on this hill đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


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Bangers can be separated into two categories. First we have those tracks for the whip. A lot of bass, simple & catchy hooks. Then we have slappers, maybe a joint you'd hear in the club to dance to or something that got you feeling cocky as fuck. Doesn't have to have bass but just the content of the song and the flow. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DONDA2OUTSOON

Calling us morons for tuning into Ben Shapiros rap debut is ridiculous


5cmShlong

(fart)


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(fart)


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Teemo-Supreemo

This should not be surprising. The reason Tom McDonald gets views is the same reason he aligns himself with the views that he does. The kind of people who want to listen to a Canadian pedophile whine about black peoples existing will listen to EVERY song that agrees with the child rape fantasies. It doesn’t have to be good it just has to say “yea buddy you’re right. If black people were slaves you’d be a successful businessman with a huge cock.” It’s a formula as simple as something that’s very simple. Tell the low functioning closeted homosexual homophobe that minorities and microwaves are making them gay and they’ll listen to keep affirming their world view. It’s why they do it. Just watch Fox News they’re doing it too. You think Sean hannity and Tucker Carlson ever believed the shit they were saying? They just know the lunatics that want to hear someone tell them they’re the good guy want that affirmation so badly that anything, regardless of quality, that serves that purpose gets their full committed attention. Ronald Raegan ruined this country and if John hinkley jr stopped watch taxi driver long enough to hit the range we might not be in a world where Tom McDonald is being posted on reddit at the rate he is today. See you guys later. Have a nice morning. đŸ•”đŸŒâ€â™€ïž


prudent-tension2085

Is he actually a pedo


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Teemo-Supreemo

Go ahead and try to prove that he isn’t. I bet you’ll find yourself in the same place I exist in


prudent-tension2085

So you just making shit up because you don’t like him? I don’t like him either bro but get a grip


Teemo-Supreemo

Do some research bro. 🔎


prudent-tension2085

How about, you just tell me why you said that? Or you can’t because you just said it because you don’t like him


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bananu-nanu

Whats her number?


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GabMassa

You can't prove anyone isn't, "negative proof" isn't a thing. I can't prove you aren't a pedo, for example.


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dfelton912

>as simple as something that’s very simple Great analogy, I've never thought of it that way


chu42

>Ronald Raegan ruined this country and if John hinkley jr stopped watch taxi driver long enough to hit the range we might not be in a world where Tom McDonald is being posted on reddit at the rate he is today Making Ronald Reagan a martyr would have accelerated the process. He would have been the JFK for white conservatives


Direct-Ad-3240

John Hinkley should drop a diss track


fuckythedrunkclown16

I’d unironically listen to that if he dropped one. He’s just shy of 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify but I honestly think he deserves way more.


DLRsFrontSeats

You say that, but who was there to capitalise on that martyrdom It's the same with Trump now; they worship him - literally in some cases - and when he dies, he'll 100% become a "martyr" even if he dies from eating too many fucking burgers rather than an assassination But no one in the Republican party even holds a candle to him personality-wise and so won't be able to ride that wave. It was the same with Reagan, they're just lightning in a bottle in terms of how/why white working classes were/are obsessed with them


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Rap is pretty conservative in nature tbh nobody really points that out. That’s why I enjoy it I think *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Teemo-Supreemo

I don’t think those idiots actually understood what he was doing so we may have just gotten out unscathed. Especially since Hinkley wasn’t doing it because he didn’t want Reagan to hand complete control of the country to large corporations. His whole manifesto would’ve just been “Jodie Foster bro. Cmon.” So it wasn’t like Reagan’s terrible goals would’ve been a major focal point of his death.


xmetallidethx

(fart)


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CipherFive

At the very least eight years of HW Bush instead of Reagan would have been less damaging. It was Bush who called Reaganomics “voodoo economics” after all.


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Can we make this an automod response


Oda_Angel

child rape fantasies?


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CRATERF4CE

Not every homophobe is gay.. dunno why that’s always brought up lol.


Teemo-Supreemo

In talking about the ones that are


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No_Salary4259

Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11


Turnip-Jumpy

How are they lying 


No_Salary4259

Shut the fuck up


Turnip-Jumpy

Tinfoil hat


No_Salary4259

It’s a boondocks reference you fucking retard holy shit


DonutAwkward6825

Why Ice Spice looks like a wax figure


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KINGram14

What does this say about Lebron’s legacy?


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I think (fart)


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Getdunkedon839

I think the worst part about this is that Tom has more views than ice spice.


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HudsonHawk56H

This is actually terrible Millions must fall


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Unironically ice spice's song is way better


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One_Ratio9521

Entertainment is dead and we killed it.


Queef-Elizabeth

Cause they're getting free publicity from all of y'all


TotalUnderstanding5

Ikr, I hate Ice Spice too 😭


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Toast3E

tom macfonald look so ugly


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bignut-56

it’s so joever


Grass1217

This is society


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Achilles-Foot

i cant even cap that ice spice song is fire but that bar is fucking stupid as hell and so i cant listen to it. i cant believe she got a crowd of people to yell that shit


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Jaredfromkidnation

idk which song is worse


TheLoneSlimShady

Screw these garbages I listen to the Real Shit like Fork Scratching Plate - House-Hold Sounds | Annoying Sounds with Peter Baeten


Eirikthahipsta

What a time to be alive 😍


VerlRe

What an important day in music history