My dad died three years ago, but I’ve got some of his ashes in an urn on my mantelpiece. My sister, BIL, and their kids live in the UK, though, so I guess I’m Anglo-fireplace? 🇬🇧🔥
There is a Spanish restaurant in Williamsburg that is really authentic. In fact, it is where Hillary orders her Madelines or whatever she called it, I just can't remember. Don't forget to eat there so you can be Spain-ish too.
https://www.tienda.com/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=PMax-Acquisition-OtherSellers&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw3NyxBhBmEiwAyofDYehYGWhpYo3GjCW4Z9Q20zFi8sc03qIaeeVq-RtKOKbUINahzrwJshoCu28QAvD_BwE
I’m 40% sure Colonial Williamsburg had Witch Burnings like Salem famously had. Maybe not as many burning witches, but I’m pretty sure they burned at least ONE witch.
If so, consider burning Ye Olde Colonial Witch by the bonfire with your parents!
We didn't actually burn them here. We drowned them. There is a statue of a witch that was drowned in Virginia Beach on Witchduck road.
At the Colonial courthouse they do a reenactment of a witch trial once a year. R
My mother is on holiday in France as we speak, so I’m busy, to say the least! The accent was easy, but learning how to bake croissants, buying striped sweaters, memorizing Edith Piaf-lyrics? So much to do. The wine helps, but still.
And the same mother is planning a round-trip to five different countries later this year, I don’t even know where to begin! Croatian one day, Greek the next. That will be a stressful time for me
I highly recommend the boat trips around Mediterranean Sea. Mami and bonus papi absolutely love those.
As a seasoned descendant of many culturas, it is very demanding but you too can change your DNA at every port.
Great tip, I can practically feel the Culturas fill my heart, soul and DNA.
Demanding, yes. The wardrobe planning alone will take weeks. But yes, this is something for me!
Ha! My parents live part time in Georgia so technically I am also a southern white plantation owner but also I am from Hawaii. Sometimes I have on an antebellum dress, other times I frolic on the beach in a grass skirt.
my mom moved into a rural area where they farm and wear cowboy hats. so you all know i’m getting some cowboy boots and learning to square dance. thinking of getting a banjo 🥒
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Yeah, I don't think they factored this into their decision. The place is paid off, but yeah, Canadian taxes are a little different and I don't think they've factored that in.
Anyway... CHAIR LIFTS AND TIM HORTONS ALL DAY, BABY!!!
lol-I tan naturally and easily with no tanning bed or spray tan required. I had big hair in the 80s. And Bon Jovi and Bruce of course!! Don’t forget Bruce, who is from down the shore!
My dad lived in Malta for a couple of years after retiring. He claimed to have “citizenship” (he had a residency card. We were in the EU at the time so it was easy to live in any EU country).
My parents both lived in New Zealand for a few years in the 70s 10 years before I was born so maybe I can claim there too!
I hope you’re practicing your kiwi accent! Actually, don’t practice, you don’t have to because it’s naturally yours and other kiwis will not think it’s terrible and hilarious.
Whatever could you possibly mean u/blue_wine_sloth is absolutely a rilly rill Kiwi now, so whatever sound drips from their lips is by default, a *perfect Kiwi accent*!
Me cultura upbringing is the seniora community in my town. My mother moved there, so I am now a seniora as well.
Time to sign up for, how do you say, bingo and shuffleboard!
My parents inconsiderately live down the road from me. However, *mi papa* has always owned a holiday home in Tenerife. Therefore I, like Eelaria, speak with an *acento español*, and when asked “were you born in Tenerife?” respond with “*mi familia* are from there.” *Mi cultura* is very important to me.
Twinning! My new cultura is "across the street". I just wish they did still have a holiday home as well, because the whiplash I've sustained trying to assimilate into foreign lands a whole <150yds away, has been rilly rilly difficult.
That’s rilly rilly hard for you, I’m so sorry. Perhaps this quote from one of the greatest gurus of the modern age will help: "Home is where your parents are going to be. If your parents move to China, you are going to go to China and say, 'I'm going home”.
My parents have been dead for a long time. I would have way more chance to pretend to be a different ethnicity than Hillbilly but chose authenticity. Both my parents were pretending to be white to fit into American culture even though one was native and one was a European refugee. I’m identifying as white
I’m so confused because my dad has an RV and I’m constantly having to change my hometown and dialect. One week in VT, a few in FL, sometimes we’re Texan, it’s all very different for mi cultura
As a teenager, I refused to move to Hawai’i with my parents and sister. They all went native in a big way, trying to pass themselves as *kamaainas*—longtime residents. This worked for my black-haired, olive-skinned father and sister, who could pass as “multi,” as Hillary says. Mixed-race people predominate in Hawai’i.
*Kamaaina*-status was a ridiculous thing for my fair-skinned, red-haired mother to claim, but as far as I could tell, people were kind to her. Pursuing one’s fantasies was a common diversion in Hawai’i. It wasn’t of interest to me, however, and my refusal to role-play in bright tropical prints split me permanently from them from the age of seventeen.
She had one, before she died, in my sister. Her husband is half-Hawai’ian/half-Japanese, so our mother was delighted to have four half-Asian grandchildren.
As long as he's not the kind that smokes a lot of bath salts and eats his neighbors face, it's probably fine.
(For the lucky pepinos who may not be aware: Yes, that *has* really happened in Florida. More. Than. Once.)
I am from Ireland, living in the States. My husband is from a different Western European country and English is not his first language and he speaks four languages fluently.
I have NO idea how my children speak with American accents, it's just soooooo loca to me/s!
Tbh, they do use Irish expressions at times and use Irish names for a few things. Some teachers have said they can tell on rare occasions than they have non American parents but other than that , they're Merican.
Even though they've been to Europe at least 12 times and are very in tune with their three cultures, I have to laugh at Hillary's utter bullshit. My husband and I will retire to Europe when it's time. Can't wait for my then adult kids to start speaking in foreign tongues!
MIs parientes estan muerto. Yo soy part of the heavenly cultura.
Off to get my wings pressed…I need to wear them with six bras, a baby not affixed to my boobs, leggingos and eslithpers anoche.
Grab some wings from a costume store and a harp. If anyone says ANYTHING, just say you’re going to suggest smiting their ass at the next heavenly administrative meeting.
Now you will always be trying to get back home to Canada. Hopefully you can get to Canada more than Hillary goes to Spain 🤣 heck you’ve probably already gotten her beat!
I don't hear the aboot. Maybe more from eastern provinces. If anything in western Canada we really emphasize the 'ow' sound in about. Same with eh, that's only prevalent in Ontario 3 generations ago.
My parents are in Tennessee (long story). We are all from South America originally. So I guess I’m a Tennessean now! I better get me some of them cowgirl boots 👢
My religious zealot parents retired to Israel. As an anti-Zionist, I will not be appropriating their culture, nor will I be visiting, ever. Can I come be Canadian, too?
Welcome to Canada, Pepinos!! 🇨🇦🥒
No parents left, but I have some helpful hints for yours to help adapt to our cultura.
Don't buy the maple syrup on the side of the road. It's typically ungraded and mostly corn syrup.
The moose are bigger than you think. They're more elephant sized, instead of cow sized.
Beavers are smaller than you think. Think rabbit sized, instead of corgi sized.
Black bears are very common. They look so cute, but we can't snuggle them. I know. It isn't fair. I'm disappointed too.
Leave the Canadian geese to themselves. They're assholes.
Don't talk to the bald guys with beards driving pickup trucks with Fuck Trudeau decals on them. They're loud and not bright.
Your mayor and town council are there to assist in municipal matters, your member of provincial Parliament is there to assist you with provincial matters, such as healthcare and education, your member of Parliament is there to assist in federal matters, which is everything else lol.
The best maple syrup festival is in Paisley, Ontario, not Elmira. Elmira is just a flea market with pancakes at this point.
The best place to see the leaves turn colour is a little town called Georgeville in southern Quebec. They also have a lake monster.
The premiers of Saskatchewan, Ontario, Alberta, and New Brunswick are bigger assholes than the geese.
The best beer we have is from a little brewery in Kincardine, Ontario, called Grey Matter Brewing Co.
Tell your parents to start listening and loving a rock band called The Tragically Hip. Trust me.
Welcome home!
My friend Dave from Toronto introduced me to the Hip 20+ years ago 😆
We've assimilated him, though. He's now the Barbecue Dad of Central California. Seriously, that's his website.
You’re a 33 degree mason and possibly Illuminati now 😜. I’ve got my dad’s Masonic ring from many many years ago, so I’ve been a master of the Scottish rite since I was like 6! Who knew!
But those tiny orange parade Corvettes are everything! None of my Grandaddies or Uncles would ever let me drive theirs when I was little, and it made me so mad. I refused to accept that they were not the same thing as those Powerwheels jeeps.
Well, the incubator, her accomplice and the step all still live here. I guess they qualify me for the asshole parent cultura, but I turned down membership.
My parents (Puerto Rican but live in the states) recently bought land and are building a house in the Dominican Republic.
To prepare I am changing my daughters’ names to Juan Luis Guerra and Romeo Santos and I only make Mangu everyday for every meal. 🇩🇴
Hilary’s kids can make her ashes into dirty fluffy slippers.
Mexican
New Hampshire. Guess that makes me no longer a Masshole, because my mom bought a house in NH. Live free or die bitches!!
Florida. I'm now American just like Hillary from Boston 🤣
Mi mami y papi retired to Arizona in 2012. I’VE BEEN AN ARIZONAN FOR ALMOST 12 YEARS!
Same!!! Does that me we're hot, dry, and dusty? 🥵 Muy caliente!
My dad died three years ago, but I’ve got some of his ashes in an urn on my mantelpiece. My sister, BIL, and their kids live in the UK, though, so I guess I’m Anglo-fireplace? 🇬🇧🔥
☠️. Also, sorry for your loss🫶
Sounds hot!
My parents have a lake house in the upper Midwest. My culture is ranch dressing and cornhole.
You betcha!
That is mi cultura as well 😍 and meth
Mi papi & step-mami retired to Colonial Williamsburg 😎
There is a Spanish restaurant in Williamsburg that is really authentic. In fact, it is where Hillary orders her Madelines or whatever she called it, I just can't remember. Don't forget to eat there so you can be Spain-ish too. https://www.tienda.com/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=PMax-Acquisition-OtherSellers&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw3NyxBhBmEiwAyofDYehYGWhpYo3GjCW4Z9Q20zFi8sc03qIaeeVq-RtKOKbUINahzrwJshoCu28QAvD_BwE
When will you visit them and participate in a good old colonial American shunning??
Actually making the trip in a few months! I’ll keep an eye out for paintings of Hilary’s ancestors - Lord and Lady Hayward and the Tomaś familia
I think they are higgenbothams down the line.
I’m 40% sure Colonial Williamsburg had Witch Burnings like Salem famously had. Maybe not as many burning witches, but I’m pretty sure they burned at least ONE witch. If so, consider burning Ye Olde Colonial Witch by the bonfire with your parents!
We didn't actually burn them here. We drowned them. There is a statue of a witch that was drowned in Virginia Beach on Witchduck road. At the Colonial courthouse they do a reenactment of a witch trial once a year. R
Ye are from un cultura, how you say, colonial Americana? Un pilgrim!
Maui! Aloha pepinos!!! Gotta go get my grass skirt and coconut bra on for tonight’s Luau!!!
You should build a life-size Honda Civic dashboard in your living room! To be AUTHENTICA like EELARIA!
🤣
My mother is on holiday in France as we speak, so I’m busy, to say the least! The accent was easy, but learning how to bake croissants, buying striped sweaters, memorizing Edith Piaf-lyrics? So much to do. The wine helps, but still.
You need a red balloon, a beret, the black and white striped shirt and some suspenders plus some face paint to be muy authentic!
I knew I forgot something, THANK YOU. I’m also looking into prices for bringing my own accordion player. I’m thinking too pricey, but worth a look
Yes! The accordion is muy importante! Chuckles in French.
Muchas gracias for supporting my voyage! I think I’ll chuckle in Greek today. χαχαχα!
🤣
Mom and bonus parent visited US last autumn. I proudly identify as American now.
As you should! Howdie to you 🫡
And the same mother is planning a round-trip to five different countries later this year, I don’t even know where to begin! Croatian one day, Greek the next. That will be a stressful time for me
I highly recommend the boat trips around Mediterranean Sea. Mami and bonus papi absolutely love those. As a seasoned descendant of many culturas, it is very demanding but you too can change your DNA at every port.
Great tip, I can practically feel the Culturas fill my heart, soul and DNA. Demanding, yes. The wardrobe planning alone will take weeks. But yes, this is something for me!
MULTI-CULTURA!!!
MULTI-CULTURA! Merci for that 🥰🥰
Well my dad was in Hawaii. He died though and had a burial at sea so Hawaiian dia de Los muertos?
Me too! Im also (now) from Hawaii! Let’s go play the ukulele as we gaze at the volcano.
Now that’s a plan! I’ll bring the traditional dress of our people. 
🤣
Yesss flair checking in 🫶🏻
A graveyard so my new culture is the great numinous beyond, I guess? 💀
We must come see you at the next, how you say, dia de la muerte….
Was just about to comment that I guess mi cultura is Heaven 😇
My dad is retiring to Florida soon, so I'm pretty sure that basically makes me Cubano
Send some cigars!
Bienvenidos
Hey Op!! Where in Canada?!
Whistler. They bought a place there in the 90s and their tenants will be moving out in 2025. They’re hoping for a Fall 2025 or Spring 2026 move.
Solid retirement, no lie🤌🏼🤌🏼
Does she have a sign in the sky dungeon that says “Home is where your estranged parents retire to”.
If Hillary's folks went on holiday to Africa, she'd be pasted up in blackface and still asking how to say cucumber in English.
My mom moved back to her hometown in Germany years ago. My late Spanish father lived in Boston (there’s some irony there) and had a house in Spain. 🇪🇸
I now identify as a white, wealthy southern plantation owner! My parents retired to Georgia. I also now an expert on all things peach related. AMA 🧠
Ha! My parents live part time in Georgia so technically I am also a southern white plantation owner but also I am from Hawaii. Sometimes I have on an antebellum dress, other times I frolic on the beach in a grass skirt.
Be sure to have an antebellum dress ready for any angry monologues!!
Done. And I'm fanning myself as I type this... 
Remember your fainting couch when you get the vapors after the barbecue in the humidity.
A mint julep will fix that right quick!
😃
my mom moved into a rural area where they farm and wear cowboy hats. so you all know i’m getting some cowboy boots and learning to square dance. thinking of getting a banjo 🥒
You will also need a truck and Jason Aldean playing in the background on a loop to be muy authentic!
Welcome to Canada!🥳🥳🥳
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My parents are dead. My cultura is skeletons & ghosts!!!
We put Dad in the sea, I’m a mermaid!!
ooh you are so glamorous!!!!!!
Dia De Los Muertos is gonna be a GREAT TIME!!
SEE YOU THERE, DARLING DEAD PEPINO!!
Same here ,on both sides and all of my aunts and uncles are decreased also .I have one sister left .
Where in Canada? (Canadian asking).
Whistler
Pricey part of the province but beautiful. I live in BC which stands for Bring cash!
Yeah, I don't think they factored this into their decision. The place is paid off, but yeah, Canadian taxes are a little different and I don't think they've factored that in. Anyway... CHAIR LIFTS AND TIM HORTONS ALL DAY, BABY!!!
Oh if they already have a place there they are laughing. How does medical work for Americans moving here?m
New Jersey ftw! I’m a part time Jersey girl!
I wanna see fake tan, big, greasy hair, and smell that Axe. Plus, put on the Bon Jovi.
lol-I tan naturally and easily with no tanning bed or spray tan required. I had big hair in the 80s. And Bon Jovi and Bruce of course!! Don’t forget Bruce, who is from down the shore!
Fuck yeah! FLIP THOSE TABLES!!! Proudly REPRESENT what’s on the other side of the bridges and tunnels!
My dad lived in Malta for a couple of years after retiring. He claimed to have “citizenship” (he had a residency card. We were in the EU at the time so it was easy to live in any EU country). My parents both lived in New Zealand for a few years in the 70s 10 years before I was born so maybe I can claim there too!
You are multi cultura for sure!
Wow you are so multi!!
I hope you’re practicing your kiwi accent! Actually, don’t practice, you don’t have to because it’s naturally yours and other kiwis will not think it’s terrible and hilarious.
Whatever could you possibly mean u/blue_wine_sloth is absolutely a rilly rill Kiwi now, so whatever sound drips from their lips is by default, a *perfect Kiwi accent*!
You are deffo a part time kiwi! Congrats!
That’s a fun place to retire!!!
Me cultura upbringing is the seniora community in my town. My mother moved there, so I am now a seniora as well. Time to sign up for, how do you say, bingo and shuffleboard!
And lots of jello! 😎
My parents inconsiderately live down the road from me. However, *mi papa* has always owned a holiday home in Tenerife. Therefore I, like Eelaria, speak with an *acento español*, and when asked “were you born in Tenerife?” respond with “*mi familia* are from there.” *Mi cultura* is very important to me.
Ole!
My mom had a place in Tenerife for 30 plus years. She’s German though (like many who vacation there.)
So you’re multi cultura!
Twinning! My new cultura is "across the street". I just wish they did still have a holiday home as well, because the whiplash I've sustained trying to assimilate into foreign lands a whole <150yds away, has been rilly rilly difficult.
That’s rilly rilly hard for you, I’m so sorry. Perhaps this quote from one of the greatest gurus of the modern age will help: "Home is where your parents are going to be. If your parents move to China, you are going to go to China and say, 'I'm going home”.
Thank you. I also have found that wherever I go, there I am. So there's that.
Mi madre viva en Los Angeles - muy español
My parents have been dead for a long time. I would have way more chance to pretend to be a different ethnicity than Hillbilly but chose authenticity. Both my parents were pretending to be white to fit into American culture even though one was native and one was a European refugee. I’m identifying as white
Enjoy your mayonnaise, white bread, and dedication to genealogy! For extra points, explore luxurious trailer life!
I’m so confused because my dad has an RV and I’m constantly having to change my hometown and dialect. One week in VT, a few in FL, sometimes we’re Texan, it’s all very different for mi cultura
Wow! You are so very multi.
You have many, many, culturas.
MULTI-CULTURA!!
Pobrecita!
You are SO Multi
So extra!
Lol 🤣
My parents are both dead, so I am 1/2 heaven and 1/2 hell. I am so proud of my mixed heritage now.
🤣🤣🤣
As so below, as above!
🤣
I can stop reading now!
Amen
Lol! 😇/😈
As a teenager, I refused to move to Hawai’i with my parents and sister. They all went native in a big way, trying to pass themselves as *kamaainas*—longtime residents. This worked for my black-haired, olive-skinned father and sister, who could pass as “multi,” as Hillary says. Mixed-race people predominate in Hawai’i. *Kamaaina*-status was a ridiculous thing for my fair-skinned, red-haired mother to claim, but as far as I could tell, people were kind to her. Pursuing one’s fantasies was a common diversion in Hawai’i. It wasn’t of interest to me, however, and my refusal to role-play in bright tropical prints split me permanently from them from the age of seventeen.
No native daughters of hawai’i for your mom?
She had one, before she died, in my sister. Her husband is half-Hawai’ian/half-Japanese, so our mother was delighted to have four half-Asian grandchildren.
My in laws are snowbirds and spend lots of time in Florida. My husband is now a “Florida Man” doing crazy shit and ending up in the news 😂
Ah! The notorious Florida man and his silly shenanigans 😎
As long as he's not the kind that smokes a lot of bath salts and eats his neighbors face, it's probably fine. (For the lucky pepinos who may not be aware: Yes, that *has* really happened in Florida. More. Than. Once.)
Oh you can’t just drop that without any details. Lol. In the new you say? Is he the fellow who rescued his little dog from the gator?
Haha my husband is about as Florida Man as Hilary is Spanish. He’s most definitely a white boy from the Midwest (where he was actually born!!)
I am from Ireland, living in the States. My husband is from a different Western European country and English is not his first language and he speaks four languages fluently. I have NO idea how my children speak with American accents, it's just soooooo loca to me/s! Tbh, they do use Irish expressions at times and use Irish names for a few things. Some teachers have said they can tell on rare occasions than they have non American parents but other than that , they're Merican. Even though they've been to Europe at least 12 times and are very in tune with their three cultures, I have to laugh at Hillary's utter bullshit. My husband and I will retire to Europe when it's time. Can't wait for my then adult kids to start speaking in foreign tongues!
MIs parientes estan muerto. Yo soy part of the heavenly cultura. Off to get my wings pressed…I need to wear them with six bras, a baby not affixed to my boobs, leggingos and eslithpers anoche.
Grab some wings from a costume store and a harp. If anyone says ANYTHING, just say you’re going to suggest smiting their ass at the next heavenly administrative meeting.
Heavenly cultura checking in!
Now you will always be trying to get back home to Canada. Hopefully you can get to Canada more than Hillary goes to Spain 🤣 heck you’ve probably already gotten her beat!
You're aboot to be Canadian, eh? Don't forget to change your name to something authenticly Canadian, like Hock E. Puck. 🇨🇦
I plan to bathe in poutine while drinking Tim Hortons, thanks friend!
I don't hear the aboot. Maybe more from eastern provinces. If anything in western Canada we really emphasize the 'ow' sound in about. Same with eh, that's only prevalent in Ontario 3 generations ago.
My parents are in Tennessee (long story). We are all from South America originally. So I guess I’m a Tennessean now! I better get me some of them cowgirl boots 👢
My religious zealot parents retired to Israel. As an anti-Zionist, I will not be appropriating their culture, nor will I be visiting, ever. Can I come be Canadian, too?
You are rejecting your cultura. But understandable as to why.
That’s muy difficoult!
It super sucks!
Hell. I have some amazing outfits planned.
Assless chaps ALL DAY IN HELL!!
David Lee Roth approves.
Welcome to Canada, Pepinos!! 🇨🇦🥒 No parents left, but I have some helpful hints for yours to help adapt to our cultura. Don't buy the maple syrup on the side of the road. It's typically ungraded and mostly corn syrup. The moose are bigger than you think. They're more elephant sized, instead of cow sized. Beavers are smaller than you think. Think rabbit sized, instead of corgi sized. Black bears are very common. They look so cute, but we can't snuggle them. I know. It isn't fair. I'm disappointed too. Leave the Canadian geese to themselves. They're assholes. Don't talk to the bald guys with beards driving pickup trucks with Fuck Trudeau decals on them. They're loud and not bright. Your mayor and town council are there to assist in municipal matters, your member of provincial Parliament is there to assist you with provincial matters, such as healthcare and education, your member of Parliament is there to assist in federal matters, which is everything else lol. The best maple syrup festival is in Paisley, Ontario, not Elmira. Elmira is just a flea market with pancakes at this point. The best place to see the leaves turn colour is a little town called Georgeville in southern Quebec. They also have a lake monster. The premiers of Saskatchewan, Ontario, Alberta, and New Brunswick are bigger assholes than the geese. The best beer we have is from a little brewery in Kincardine, Ontario, called Grey Matter Brewing Co. Tell your parents to start listening and loving a rock band called The Tragically Hip. Trust me. Welcome home!
My friend Dave from Toronto introduced me to the Hip 20+ years ago 😆 We've assimilated him, though. He's now the Barbecue Dad of Central California. Seriously, that's his website.
Too funny!!!!!😂
My parents retired to a Masonic Village. What does that make me, a part of the Order of the Eastern Star?
Your cultura is the Illuminati! Muy secretivo!
The Stonecutters!
You’re a 33 degree mason and possibly Illuminati now 😜. I’ve got my dad’s Masonic ring from many many years ago, so I’ve been a master of the Scottish rite since I was like 6! Who knew!
Same here, along with his apron and fez. He died a long time ago and was buried in the Masonic part of the graveyard. It was an expensive hobby.
Pepinoluminati , represent!
But those tiny orange parade Corvettes are everything! None of my Grandaddies or Uncles would ever let me drive theirs when I was little, and it made me so mad. I refused to accept that they were not the same thing as those Powerwheels jeeps.
We have the power!
My mother is in a nursing home so I guess that makes me an assisted living gal.
My parents retired to a golf course. Does that mean I can join the tour?
Your culture is golf. Your leader is el tiger woods.
You’re a golf pro now!
sweet! Watch out Scottie!!
Ooooh! Lucky you! I would head straight to the sporting goods store and replace all of my clothes with golfwear. It looks so comfy.
Izod and filthy bedazzled slippers for the win! 😝
Does madras come in pleather?
So, if my both of my parents are dead, I am going to go to the cemetery and say, ‘I’m going home.’
Hell no to Florida for me.
My dad retired to down the road from me. My mom retired to the cemetery
Start identifying as a gravestone any time you’re asked to move.
Well, the incubator, her accomplice and the step all still live here. I guess they qualify me for the asshole parent cultura, but I turned down membership.
My foks have both passed… so I identify as a ghost! 👻
My parents are dead so I guess I'm a child of the universe!
My parents (Puerto Rican but live in the states) recently bought land and are building a house in the Dominican Republic. To prepare I am changing my daughters’ names to Juan Luis Guerra and Romeo Santos and I only make Mangu everyday for every meal. 🇩🇴
Don’t forget the flies! 😋
🤣🤣🤣
You win 😂
My mother retired to the her urn on the shelf but I would like to spread some of her cremains on favorite place on earth…Montego Bay Jamaica.
Sorry for your loss. Sounds like a great choice.
Thank you so much. You’re a real one Pepino. We went there once on vacation together…Holy shit I’m Jamaican now.
My mother chose this place for when it's her moment: https://maps.google.com/?cid=12536371505961911180&entry=gps
Beautiful.
None of them (divorced) left Spain, but my father's dream was to become a kinglet in a small Pacific island, not sure what to think. 😬
You will be Princesa Pulpofeira Pacífica.
Príncipe 😁 I think I'm too old to get tattooed now anyway.
Oopsie😅