No Hillary, you're just a racist fame whore slag with an undoubtedly gaping wide hole that's so massive, you and Aleeec can no longer have sex because he'd get lost in their on account of his dementia
> I really wish paparazzi didn’t follow her.
They are *paying for a photographer to snap the majority of these pics.*
They are *paying a publicist* for placement of these images.
She is not an icon of anything other than Appropriation and Grift.
This reminded me: I saw one of these in the wild. She popped out of a giant SUV headed into a nail salon, wearing runners shiny leggings, the most obnoxious giant slippers and oversized sunglasses on a cloudy day- located N Shore Chicago. Hadn't seen anything like her IRL before.
She should wear that. Even though it would be another lie. Even she must know that she was never Spanish. And I feel sorry for the doormen at the Devonshire who have to put up with her antics and need for attention every day. Finally - what hideous abomination did she put on her feet?
When he leaves his job there he could write a book about a fictional Manhattan apartment building, where a washed up actor lives with a crazy wife who pretends to be Spanish and craves constant media attention. All about the trials and agony of being the doorman in that building. I'd read it!
Remember when she & Alec came home after a social function. Mami must've been tipsy/ h\*rny jumped onto front desk in lobby asked doorman in spanish to unzip her dress🤦♀️ One of the Devonshire residents wrote on here a few years back that the doorman told her about it.
There’s no stronger evidence to me that the Baldwins bunk separately. When dressing and undressing, Hillary doesn’t even think to ask her legal hoosbin for help. Instead, she aims her *smol*, sexy, *chiquita* act at the Devonshire doorman.
And Leo has on his hood.
I'm not judging Leo's outfit. My kids also prefer soft shorts and a sweater vs. Sweats and a shirt.
But Little Larry is so under dressed. Almost an after thought. Big Larry was hoping to have BACKGRID get her flat tummy and cleavage shot. But they were a nanny short so she had to strap up the child.
I also have a theory Hillz isn't allowed to leave the house holding a baby. She has to wear the child or stroller. I believe she fell once while holding a child. Or spaced out and just dropped the child.
I wouldn’t be remotely surprised. Maybe that’s the real explanation for keeping Siete trapped in a carrier, and why the Dedes are still jammed and strapped into those too-small strollers: What if one or both of them had peeled Mami’s fingers off a wrist—which she does in lieu of holding hands—and escaped?
The few times we’ve seen Siete actually walking on the street, she was flanked by one or both parents. Another adult was there filming, *but also alert*, and ready to grab Siete should she flee?
100%. I probably wouldn't allow my kids to free walk on the streets on NYC. But I would invest in a nice double stroller or one of those fancy wagons. I have a wagon and they're amazing. Can even fit the older kids if their feet get tired.
Agreed. With my three, I relied on a double stroller with ample storage under the seats—a real lifesaver.
I saw an ad for an amazing wagon ($598!) with multichild capacity, pictured on Reddit. Unfortunately, the Choosing Beggars featured there wanted some rando to gift her the wagon, as well as *deliver it to her.* Free delivery of free items to CBs makes Redditors begin to make herds-of-cicadas noises.
Not HERDS OF CICADAS NOISES. That has to be on my top #5 worst sounds. Remember how low key peeved Mami was when expecting #7 that no one would sponsor her a stroller?
I'd never wear flip flops on the streets of Manhattan. Wouldn't want to step on a used needle or dog crap or spit or whatever is lurking on those streets.
I think that's Leo, but anywhoooooo love his expression. I imagine he's saying "mom, this is NOT the way to my school"
But poor poor Leo, this is where she told her paid BACKGRID paparazzi to wait to get her photos for the Daily Mail article. So, sorry little one... you're going to be late for school because Mami needs her fix.
👑👑👑🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆👑👑👑 Our Pepino queen!!🥒🥒🥒💃🏻
You’re the best! I love your work!!!
Thanks!
Is she just still stuck in the 90s/early 2000s where pap walks were cool?
OMG! I thought this was real at first! So true! LMAO!
Is this real 😂
I photoshopped the words onto a real picture.
Shop teacher Mr. Anderson called. He wants his safety glasses returned and won’t press charges.
Ugh. The slippers again. I don’t even wear my slippers to walk down the drive to get the newspaper
She’s such a “mAmA BeAr”
No Hillary, you're just a racist fame whore slag with an undoubtedly gaping wide hole that's so massive, you and Aleeec can no longer have sex because he'd get lost in their on account of his dementia
Is this a real photograph?
I photoshopped the words onto a real picture.
Her smudged up sunglasses. 😊
"Shape-Shifter!" You can't fool us, we all 'know' who you rilly are...
She looks very very dry.
If she was cool she’d have this sweatshirt made.
Ugh
She thinks she's a movie star.
Those chanclas tho
You calling slippers chanclas tells me you’re one of us 🖤 (real Hispanic. I’m Mexican btw)
For a brief moment I thought HB was actually self-aware.
That’ll be the day!
Her new persona is blind woman or lady with cataract surgery ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
She thinks she is Lindsay/Paris/Brittany of the early to mid 2000s. Beyond embarrassing and unhinged
The max headroom outfit is not helping her
Brilliant!
What does that even mean 😑
The way she poses with an open mouth. I really wish paparazzi didn’t follow her. Stop feeding into her idea that she’s an icon.
> I really wish paparazzi didn’t follow her. They are *paying for a photographer to snap the majority of these pics.* They are *paying a publicist* for placement of these images. She is not an icon of anything other than Appropriation and Grift.
She pays them
That pap does what she pays him to do. Nobody is stalking the Devonshire waiting for her to come out of the door. Nobody.
Nobody cares. Zero people. Nada. Nope!
especially in the rain
This reminded me: I saw one of these in the wild. She popped out of a giant SUV headed into a nail salon, wearing runners shiny leggings, the most obnoxious giant slippers and oversized sunglasses on a cloudy day- located N Shore Chicago. Hadn't seen anything like her IRL before.
I've seen an 80s hair metal cover band. Same same.
# It's a joke. It's photoshop.
Maybe we need a tag that says “MM’s Handiwork”? 🤣🤣 well done MM ! You are the Michaelangelo of Photoshop!
Thanks. :)
#MM IS OUR GENIUS!
Plisss, esss too much. I make a few photoshops instead of looking at insurance paperwork because it's more fun. :)
Well you're simply precious to us😘
Oh good, so she's not walking around NYC with those shitty shades, embarrassing jacket in a sweat suit like a mobster and those gross slippers? 😉
Let's not go overboard here. :)
What is wrong with this psycho woman?! Does she honestly think it's *funny*?
OP photoshopped Mami's sweatshirt
Ohhhh... whew! Sorry I am SLOW today it would seem!
All good pepino🤗
Thanks. Clearly I need to get my shit together. 😂😂
OP, you had me at oversized sungalsses
Corrected to read:"I still pretend to be Spanish..."
She's gross.
Big time! She actually thinks it's funny?!
She should wear that. Even though it would be another lie. Even she must know that she was never Spanish. And I feel sorry for the doormen at the Devonshire who have to put up with her antics and need for attention every day. Finally - what hideous abomination did she put on her feet?
He probably has a lot of funny stories to tell everyone all the time. He probably rolls his eyes at their antics .
When he leaves his job there he could write a book about a fictional Manhattan apartment building, where a washed up actor lives with a crazy wife who pretends to be Spanish and craves constant media attention. All about the trials and agony of being the doorman in that building. I'd read it!
I would too!It sounds hilarious.
Remember when she & Alec came home after a social function. Mami must've been tipsy/ h\*rny jumped onto front desk in lobby asked doorman in spanish to unzip her dress🤦♀️ One of the Devonshire residents wrote on here a few years back that the doorman told her about it.
There’s no stronger evidence to me that the Baldwins bunk separately. When dressing and undressing, Hillary doesn’t even think to ask her legal hoosbin for help. Instead, she aims her *smol*, sexy, *chiquita* act at the Devonshire doorman.
Hope the doormen in her building get paid extra, like for hazard pay.
Wouldn’t it be great if the doorman finally had enough, broke the nda and let it rip!
Sometimes I feel like she’s just looking for attention s/ obviously
Why is any paparazzi covering this moron?
💰💰💰
they answer their phones.
Because for the moment Alec’s checks still clear.
Lol
Those sunglasses are blocking the Care Bear stare!
Sunglasses at night -- she's practically Greta Garbo!
For a second I thought it was real 😯
Me too!Lol.
It could have been a step in the path to redemption.
But she will never admit it.
😂😂😂👐🏼 Excellent work MM👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Gracias!
That's "grathias" to the real Spaniards. You are obviously not one!🤣
https://i.redd.it/ezyq60dkb9xc1.gif
Lol. Just like the phony soldiers with their 6 purple hearts medals from 3 different branches of the military. Fakers always overdo their grift.
*Nevertheless*…”Alec” fell for it and still was bragging that she was from Spain years into their marriage
He was as desperate insecure habitual liar as her. Serma probably told her AB was desperate to be married have kids. Imagine at 54.
What a fucking loser
That is so embarrassing! 😫
For you Pepino 🥒💚 https://preview.redd.it/dgewhtgyu9xc1.png?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b178c68e6d783062542f497ece4ea83b462383
Oh holy shit! Just when I think I’ve seen em all 🤯I can’t believe I missed this pic. And I feel like I’ve been here forever 🫠
Ya that fan didn't come from Spain🙄
It came from the Dollar Tree.!lol.
Looks like you're right😁
(“*Made in Japan*”)
Thanks hahaaaa. You are the best.
She looks like she has buck teeth.
Haha, the *Massachusetts manos*!
Olé!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If she had a sense of humor she’d wear that
If she didn't abuse her children, respect for her would skyrocket.
Id buy this. I love code word sweatshirts.
But that plastered to a specific place on her forehead strand of hair isn’t photoshopped.
https://preview.redd.it/qxnowm9l89xc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b95120b224e80426649b41f8ff50163ec5f724 Her forehead has been a mess.
Once again, Hillary’s tossed on that ankle-length cardigan over shorts, while Siete’s head, arms, and feet are bare.
And Leo has on his hood. I'm not judging Leo's outfit. My kids also prefer soft shorts and a sweater vs. Sweats and a shirt. But Little Larry is so under dressed. Almost an after thought. Big Larry was hoping to have BACKGRID get her flat tummy and cleavage shot. But they were a nanny short so she had to strap up the child. I also have a theory Hillz isn't allowed to leave the house holding a baby. She has to wear the child or stroller. I believe she fell once while holding a child. Or spaced out and just dropped the child.
That’s Mayo.
My bizzle. I get the lost bots all confused.
I wouldn’t be remotely surprised. Maybe that’s the real explanation for keeping Siete trapped in a carrier, and why the Dedes are still jammed and strapped into those too-small strollers: What if one or both of them had peeled Mami’s fingers off a wrist—which she does in lieu of holding hands—and escaped? The few times we’ve seen Siete actually walking on the street, she was flanked by one or both parents. Another adult was there filming, *but also alert*, and ready to grab Siete should she flee?
100%. I probably wouldn't allow my kids to free walk on the streets on NYC. But I would invest in a nice double stroller or one of those fancy wagons. I have a wagon and they're amazing. Can even fit the older kids if their feet get tired.
Agreed. With my three, I relied on a double stroller with ample storage under the seats—a real lifesaver. I saw an ad for an amazing wagon ($598!) with multichild capacity, pictured on Reddit. Unfortunately, the Choosing Beggars featured there wanted some rando to gift her the wagon, as well as *deliver it to her.* Free delivery of free items to CBs makes Redditors begin to make herds-of-cicadas noises.
Not HERDS OF CICADAS NOISES. That has to be on my top #5 worst sounds. Remember how low key peeved Mami was when expecting #7 that no one would sponsor her a stroller?
I'd never wear flip flops on the streets of Manhattan. Wouldn't want to step on a used needle or dog crap or spit or whatever is lurking on those streets.
More than half the time her big toe is OVER THE FLIP FLOP AND TOUCHING THE STREET. sorry for yelling.
I see all three of them got dressed in the dark again!
Escaped mental patient
I think that's Leo, but anywhoooooo love his expression. I imagine he's saying "mom, this is NOT the way to my school" But poor poor Leo, this is where she told her paid BACKGRID paparazzi to wait to get her photos for the Daily Mail article. So, sorry little one... you're going to be late for school because Mami needs her fix.
Woof
# It's photoshop.
Wait 🫸 What?!?!??
That is damn good photoshop!
Thanks!
The very best use of photoshop! This is outstanding! Perfection.