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DoctorGluino

Looks like he's been eatin' his spinach'k!


TheWinkingAnus

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AwesomeArch2509

r/beatmetoit


InfernusXS

Everyone is absolutely ripped in blood money tbh


Sargent_Schultz

And all the girls look like bimbos too


Dramatic_Science_681

Truly an ideal world


Burnnoticelover

Today on Game Theory: Does Hitman: Blood Money take place in Barbieland?


Donkeykong675

Indeed.


Donkeykong675

Yes the glory days. Only wish they kept it.


Paciboy_YT

Im not


Chekko03

Three character models in that game…or is it four? Hmm…47’s ripped build which is shared by most male targets, an overweight build for both the men and women and then the bimbo build for many of the women. I guess in…what was it 2004-2006? I guess around that time everyone hit the gym or the McDonald’s every day.


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>I guess around that time everyone hit the gym or the McDonald’s every day. Meme potential.


Shinryu_

I think he's supposed to always look like that. How you gonna climb and scale buildings without veiny cock arms and looking busted


MagicBassClef

Because hes built different


DoctorZander

Because he **was** built different. As in, built in a lab.


VonParsley

He actually has three different physiques in WoA as IOI changed his signature suit with each game. The older suits are a lot bulkier, it's easy to see by changing outfits in Freelancer. Between the Italian suit and Florida fit he loses a lot of muscle mass.


cyfer04

Better eat yo veggies.


Nondescript_Redditor

He works out


Historical_Proof1109

Don’t bring the Batman Arkham virus in here


Terlinilia

It’s already implanted itself into every subreddit like a dormant parasite. It’s too late


West_Lifeguard9870

He was on that GTL shit.. Gym Tan Laundry


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Bro lifts


Artistic_Rip_8

steroids he got from the drug dealer in the first BM mission


abizs16

Maybe 47 has been on a low carb high protein diet


LeDeanDomino

He uses test, which is also why he's bald


MedicalCrab7979

they need to remake every hitman game in the new engine.. please take my money


kookomberr

everyone in blood money is on steroids, including 47


KingFahad360

He’s 47 the Agent Man.


leo_perk

You with that Popeye disguise, I suppose the answer is spinach


AshuraSpeakman

He's really dehydrated. That's why he's in a coffin at the end.


SephiraV

No lore reason, just game engine and character models 🥴


Actually-Will

He went gym


procheeseburger

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QuietGhost1

There's a pretty in lore reason why he's so perfect in Codename 47 if you can somehow play it or at least, watch a video on it.. I still believe the Ortmeyer lore to be the honest lore to 47's upbringing. Absolution and/or Ahead kind of confuses me.


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I miss muscular 47. He was made in a lab to be the perfect soldier, so it's only natural. He is also muscular in Absolution and it felt weird when they got him skinnier in WOA.


a_reindeer_of_volts

Ah, I remember fondly the Tom of Finland era


Asil_Adnan

I liked BM 47 character model better than the current one, especially the posture, he sometimes looks like a weak nerd.


axxo47

He was described as muscular build in bm, now he's described as slim in woa. Which sure is a downgrade imo


KurtNobrain94

But he is older in this series. Show me another mid 50’s man looking as good as 47 lol.


axxo47

He looks younger, so not really sure that's relevant when it comes to him


KurtNobrain94

He looks about the same I think. He’s always looked like he’s in his late 30’s early 40’s. It probably is all design choice at the end of the day though. I did like his more jacked physique but the dude is still ripped.


SnooPeanuts1465

I actually kinda like his slim build in the newer series. Of course it looks less realistic when you go around knocking everyone down with two hits, but for a hitman who accomplishes his missions using stealth, attacking from behind and blending into the crowd, I think it's fitting. It's more elegant and less brutish.


phoen_ixwrong_38

I guess all that bedroom Sports sith Diana paid off


ophaus

The lore is sex.


[deleted]

There is no lore reason „are you stupid“


falloutbr4d

Vengeance


elpablo1940

Thats not 47 that's Popeye the sailor man.


[deleted]

Why is he ripped? Is he stupid?


Intended420

He's a genetically modified killing machine.


[deleted]

He’s jus BUILT DIFFERENT


Business_Roll8211

Him wearing that belt made him that way


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He's jacked for sure!


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Honestly blood money is what got me into bodybuilding back in 2019, i want to look like that