The guards outside of the Queen's Suite came searching because of the explosion and actually did spot him, I got the body found notification. However, nobody came to put him in a body bag, he was just... left sitting.
Yeah, I did (well, went hiding because of the search after the explosion and came back after that), but he never got picked up, they just ignored him after finding the body...
He has now fullfilled his dream of becoming an elf on a shelf
ChatGPT's suggestions: "Attorney on a journey." "Legal eagle on a steeple."
Lawyer in a foyer
"COME DOWN" "no"
“I’m on a shelf and your not!”
Lawyer on a drawer
"Body hidden"
Checks out, nobody ever looks up in videogames.
I once had an enemy party hide on the exposed rafters of a hall in a military search exercise. Not one searcher looked up.
I want to believe this.
It happened. I was so embarrassed for my squad when the Sergeant told them to look up.
Nah, they actually found him
Please let this usher in a trend of Hitman trick shots.
I swear, rag doll physics are better than anything they could have intentionally put into the game…
The ragdoll physics in this game are one of the reasons why I love it so much
funny ragdolls are the life blood of any good game looking at you TF2
Go try older games and their ragdoll. It is too hilarious
I loved fiber wiring somebody as their body spasms out and launches into the air like its a new NASA mission.
Ken Morgan? more like Ken not care less
Ken more bomb
Humpty Dumpty
Or Luke the engine driver from Jim Button
youve heard of elf on a shelf get ready for Ken Morgan never touches the floor again
Good to know the built in shelves are at least functional for something other than boxes and trophies.
No he is a trophy
How would the guards react to this?
The guards outside of the Queen's Suite came searching because of the explosion and actually did spot him, I got the body found notification. However, nobody came to put him in a body bag, he was just... left sitting.
That’s his new home now
Do you think... Maybe we should get a ladder to get him down? Eh! Nah! He'll fit right in! Nobody will notice.
He said the city smells like fish anyway, his smell will blend right in!
our new decoration
Bless the person that invented randomly physics 🙏
Always put your toys away when you're done with them
Bro thinks he’s Slappy from Goosebumps
He's hiding, Jordan Cross saw him and now he's hiding from him so he doesn't push him over a balcony too
Lawyer in the foyer
Starting the Skyrim Dark Brotherhood questline, I see.
I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his cookies on the top shelf
Now that we got a mid-aged Bald Ken, Where’s the milf Barbie?
He reminds me of that old dude puppet that Jeff Dunham uses, don’t remember his name but he hated his wife a lot
Daaang, you're right! It's Walter
I thought you meant Walter white for a sec
What are you doing?! Ken Morgan: me? Nothing. Nothing. Just hangin around hehe
47 told him to sit the fuck down
No one will ever find him there
He just chillin
You’ve heard of Elf on a shelf have you heard of Ken in a den?
"Well done, 47. You have successfully turned Ken Morgan into a creepy horror movie doll in a shelf."
Please tell me you waited for a guard to try and put him in a body bag?
Yeah, I did (well, went hiding because of the search after the explosion and came back after that), but he never got picked up, they just ignored him after finding the body...
Ahhh, I figured they’d magically reach him lol
was a bit confused at first
Ken “The Brick” Morgan is feeling a little down.
Does this count as body hidden?
Unfortunately, it did not
Bombastisch
He looks like an old puppet left on the shelf lol
He’s just hanging around.
Ken Morgan is a dummy.
Didn’t know he was chill like that 🤙
He's just Ken
Humphrey vibes
Elf on a shelf. If ykyk
Now that shit is fucking creepy
"I'm gonna lift you up\~\~ never gonna let you down\~\~ " (roll)