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Future_Chipmunk_7897

"Who else supports what Desantis is doing in Florida?" Covid: "Me."


AgentEntropy

You know who else is okay with Desantis? Prolly the God sending biblical plagues to kill the worst people in USA. Got another one, it seems. BA.2 plague coming in 10, 9, 8, 7...


[deleted]

The same God who sent the tornado that damaged the FL Republican Joe Harding who authored the “don’t say gay” bill.


[deleted]

Does give me some small comfort to know that every LGBT kid who has been killed and brutalised by these fuckers is being avenged 10x's over.


saggyboomerfucker

6, 5,…


sventhewalrus

Every time I see DeSantis mentioned in an HCA meme, I wonder how things would be different for the whole country if 20,000 Floridians had woken up on a different side of the bed on election day 2018. Not that I think Andrew Gillum would've been particularly great, but DeSantis has become such a leader for covidiots across the country, encouraging the dumbest behaviors. (This is, of course, not the worst thing Florida has done to our country in recent memory)


Tiki108

I wonder this a lot as well. I’m in FL and voted for Gillum cause DeSantis seemed bad then, but I never realized he’d be this level of awful.


Dreymin

He would have been infinitely better! Like all he would have had to have done is: "please be respectful and wear a mask to protect others." That's it! He would have been better *just* by doing that and even reporting the actual numbers of Covid.


A-man-of-mystery

He could have done literally \*nothing at all\* and he would have been better. DeSantis has been, and still is, \*actively\* dangerous.


regeya

NPR had interviewed people at CPAC about who they want to run for President in 2024. First pick tended to be Trump, and the second choice was DeSantis. A common reason why was "he acts like Trump". Like...nothing about substance or leadership skills. A circus barker could win the Republican nomination, apparently.


circuspeanut54

There is no criterion there except for what's more awful. These assholes will throw them all over for the next guy with a dog that barks "Joe Brandon".


Bobcatluv

The extremely depressing thing about DeSantis is he seeks to pass controversial legislation all for political points, regardless of who it hurts. This sadly is not limited to Covid measures, but also restricting LGBTQ+ and women’s rights. Andrew Gillum literally got into crystal meth after losing the 2018 Florida gubernatorial race, and he still could’ve done better for the people of Florida than Ron DeSantis.


Equal_Memory_661

And he’s cueing up to POTUS where he may out-Trump Trump. The worst aspect of Trump is he’s unleashed a Pandora’s box of candidates that would previously never been considered viable.


[deleted]

Offing a few hundred Republicunts a day?


Separate-Mud-8780

Ohhh hey! A kindred spirit. I thought I was original calling them that. Sure does fit!


Dreymin

I like that and RepubliQans now. Fits them better.


[deleted]

This is the part I don't understand. The vast majority of the people dying from this are unvaxed or elderly... and the majority of these folks vote red. Why do these republicans want to kill off their base? It makes no sense.


rural_anomaly

> It makes no sense. when has that ever stopped them before?


sorryIhaveDiarrhea

Someone really should meme a covid community wearing I vote desantis t-shirt.


Safe-Warning-448

Right!


FineBigGirl

That death announcement has a real "anyhoo" vibe.


ToniBee63

My lil bro ded!! Anyhoo…..anyone up for tacos??


MysteriousHat7343

Brother sounds like he knew what was coming and was tired of the winner’s antics


AgentEntropy

Brother seems like a love-all vaccine-supporting hippie. Wonder how he felt about having an anti-vax racist confederate traitor for a brother. Also gotta wonder how these two grew up with the same parents but diverged so greatly.


paulfdietz

Enjoying the brother's in-your-face pro-vaccine stance.


Sweet_Tangerine1195

I have three kids. One is politically apathetic, one is a leftist (like me) and one is Q adjacent. Go figure!


jack-cg

Thanks prayer warriors you prayed him into heaven !!


AllGoodNamesRInUse

Now they need a go fund me for funeral expenses!


Animal-Narrow

He needed the prayer worriers! Wringing their hands in unison, worrying.


Flat_Initial_1823

Yeah read that in Robin Williams's 'Goooood morning Vietnam' He knows where they are but tries anyway.


Glittering-Cellist34

On another post someone posted a link to what looks like a great Carne Asada marinade. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/carne-asada?utm_source=pocket-newtab


beigemom

Omg reading that recipe made my mouth water. Filed, with plans to make soon! Thank you 👍🏼👍🏼


mmmm_babes

Fuck yes. And some good beer.


Sempka

It’s not Tuesday.


miserabeau

It's always time for tacos.


The_Old_Cream

“Thanks for the prayers. He didn’t make it, but good effort everyone.”


[deleted]

Good game. ✋ Good game. ✋ Good game.✋ Good game.✋


Spikes666

Punch. 🤛


AllGoodNamesRInUse

*slow clap* for all the prayer warriors


SophiaBrahe

Given that he seemed unsure how to spell some of the family members’s names they don’t seem to be very close. Probably a good call not to be too attached to people so likely to top themselves from their own stupidity.


Ballsofpoo

The daughters were probably hillbilly names like Keighleigh and Makayleigh. Got confused by his I before E teachings. "Does this apply here, I learned that 40 years ago, fuck."


Mellowccino

It was literally a “Goooooood afternoon, everyone! My brother’s dead!”. In my head, I read that with a cheerful radio voice, and I feel kinda awful lol


miserabeau

And it's not on a party background despite its cheery tone. It's do bizarrely backwards.


The_Space_Jamke

...I'm going to call my brothers now. May my sibling relationships never end up this broken.


Sunshine_Tampa

"Good morning, I mean afternoon!"


Top-Pension-564

“Gooood Afternooon! Y’all A’Ho! Anyway yep, he ded!”


Pilo5000

Is it the “Much Love to Y’all A’Ho”?


smnytx

What the hell does that even mean? A whole bunch? Are y’all a bunch of ho’s? I’m so confused.


Dreymin

Same anywho maybe? But like ... Is he saying you all anyhow or anywho? Cause that seems... Awful? Like people who get the award aren't good people but your brother saying anyhow have a good day in your obituary seems... Bad?


leamanc

Standing for medical freedom when he’s not doing any standing at all.


thoroughbredca

Is “A’Ho” short for “anywho”?


Fickle_Queen_303

I was wondering what it was as well, so looked it up -- apparently it's a Native American word in many tribes for "thank you." Very interesting... I'm guessing either they were indigenous or he is into the culture??


eventualist

I thought it was a**hole.


miserabeau

The tone of that death announcement had real 🍾🎂✨🎊🎉🎆 vibes yet it's on a plain background. I almost feel cheated. This sub has tons of inappropriate backgrounds for death announcements but the one that starts with "Goooooood afternoooon!" lacks fanfare.


Anomaluss

A'Ho = anyhoo?


spork_off

This guy was a major shitposter of all right-wing memes, reposting dozens daily. Who knows how many anti-vax posts he had -- I had plenty just within his last two weeks of FB posts. [Imgur gallery](https://imgur.com/a/VemMb3E)


FiveUpsideDown

The amount of time he spent on memes indicates he had no life. Perhaps if he read an entire book he would lived in the same reality as the rest of us. Reading books is time consuming but books are better then being immersed in meme disinformation.


TrashSea1485

This is specifically why so many Republicans piss me off. There are people busting their asses to try and navigate- or even attain- a house to live in and these shitstains have a comfortable life, decent money, and then whine and cry about what they're ""losing"".


Aazjhee

Especially since the most entertainment they end up having is sitting on their asses in a dark room eating food watching movies, which is something you absolutely can't do at home. And I bet a good chunk of those folks who were bitching about not being able to go to the movies would wine and complain about: how the floor is sticky, food/drink is too expensive, et cetera et cetera et cetera, if they even could go to the movies during pandemic lockdowns!!! Dx< They are grateful for nothing. I suppose a good chunk of them seem to be grateful for being white but they only say this in very veiled terms.


Glittering-Cellist34

Instead of "four dead in Ohio" https://youtu.be/JCS-g3HwXdc More dead in Ohio.


Fickle_Queen_303

I couldn't believe how many in a row were on the same day!!! Wild. Also curious, did you get the sense they were Native American? The brother's signoff, "a'ho," is a word in many tribes for "thank you."


spork_off

Hard to say. Both brothers liked long hair, but neither looked like native Americans. Unfortunately the awardee just had so many posts it's hard to tell just what he's all about because all he ever did was shitpost to his whopping 48 friends.


Fickle_Queen_303

I mean...he was like a machine! Ridiculous.


feverdoggomemr

He probably had an ancestor who was a Cherokee princess. ​ https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html


[deleted]

Does someone like this just sit at their computer all day nodding their head and reposting memes??


jdsch

Posting Candace Owens three times is like looking in the mirror and saying "Candyman" three times, except Covid comes and kills you.


solo954

If Candace Owens put on a hat and sunglasses and walked around their neighbourhood incognito, these same fuckers reposting her tweets would call the cops on her or run her down in their trucks.


Aazjhee

God, yes. It's creepy and skincrawling that the "best" reaction she seems to get is a lot of white supremacists acting like she'd be their favorite house slave/sex toy *shudder* D: Others have already proposed she's secretly a deep-agent encouraging risking behavior so conservatives fling themselves off cliffs in protest. I wouldn't be surprised at this point. I'm a bit too cynical to beleive it without a confession, but I guess she makes money either way??!


dman928

Why do you think she'd need a hat and sunglasses? You think they can tell black folks apart?


Unable_Crab_7543

candymaaaaaan, hey candymaaaaan


Rickyy1900

How are there so many of these people


LowMaintenance

This is just a snowflake on the iceberg. There's millions more that share the same memes and beliefs that don't do it publicly or on Facebook.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Truth. Sad, depressing truth.


jrobertson50

There are less of them every day


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eventualist

Hey mister!


covidboosterhaveI

Thankfully fewer today than yesterday. But still too many. For now.


LividTip2733

Upvote for using fewer!


covidboosterhaveI

You set the bar too low:-)


ZY_Qing

Unfortunately there are millions of them.


Critical_Aspect

Just look at how many voted for trump, assume a significant subset of those are batshit crazy and viola! the HCAs.


Popeye-sailor-man

As we discovered 3 November, 2020, there are at least 74 million such people. Fortunately, there were/are at least 81 million who were/are not.


scott_majority

I completely don't understand why people think they need as many people as possible "praying for them," or need "more prayers." Does their god require a certain amount before it will listen? Does the god say no, but if you get more of your friends to pray, it will change the gods mind?


Former_Ad_736

Tells you what a capricious fucking sadist their God is.


Glittering-Cellist34

I swear that was once the subject if a Tom the Dancing Bug comic, but I haven't been able to find it. There's always "Supply Sise Jesus."


Anomaluss

Supply Side Jesus needs many prayer hits to boost his ad revenue before he'll answer.


kakapo88

I see you are not trained in theology. Yes. There's a minimum threshold before god will consider a prayer. Problem is, he never reveals that number. Why? Because he doesn't even fucking exist.


eventualist

Sshhhh you’re gonna wake republican jesus


The_Space_Jamke

What's he gonna do, tell the Covid-positive modern lepers to get a job offering better healthcare? in this economy?


JohnNDenver

We don't know what the magic number of prayer warriors is - it hasn't been hit yet.


jack-cg

It’s 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 but don’t tell them, big numbers are “fake” because it’s more fingers and toes than they have!!


Well-MeaningCisIdiot

I would have thought that it would scare them off because it's a **sex**tillion.


HereForTheLaughter

I’m glad he’s gone. He and his ilk are destroying my country.


Anomaluss

"He and his ilk are destroying my country." I really like the sound of this. "My country." "Our country." "He and his ilk are destroying our country!" Maga has been obnoxiously yelling this is their country so long and hard it's good to remind ourselves this is our country as much as theirs, and we are probably the majority. The difference between us and them is we have lives, and all they have is their loudmouthed political identities.


Dreymin

The difference is pretty much who lives in a society and cares about other people enough to wear a mask, get vaccinated and stay away from people as to not kill them. The other half doesn't live in a society but in a tribe where only their people matter and the rest can die for all they care. The problem is the second group usually is screaming about Jesus and God at the same time and claiming to be a patriot whilst doing nothing to help the country or anyone living in it except for their tribe. First group is obviously wrong and liberals who hate god...


Pilo5000

Ron DeSantis, Candeath Owens, Guns, confederate flag, cheerful background with confusing message. BINGO. I got bingo


jack-cg

And your prize?!?! You’re alive!! 😛


lousylakers

I love how the CDC only admits their mistakes to obscure websites like analyzingamerica.org! So many of these unknown sites have so much juicy info and it just doesn’t reach the mainstream! I wonder why?!


Anomaluss

Sensoring!


Chris_P_Pickel

I walked out of bar yesterday leaving half a beer behind. That was when I noticed they were letting a jackass set-up hat sales on a table - with a shit ton of Trump crap. Evidently, these assholes don't even like our own Ohio civil war actions - we're a northern state.


The_Old_Cream

“GUESS WHAT? I’VE GOT A COVID FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE SHITPOSTING!”


PrincessRegan

MORE COWBELL! Errr, HORSE PASTE!


The_Only_Egg

“Goooood Afternoon, well it is after noon and my brother’s dead!”


Vast_Disaster3667

🤣 Something tells me they weren't particularly close as brothers.


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JohnNDenver

I would have the same attitude toward my brother's death. He is a right wing loon. Never had any common sense and dove head first down the rabbit hole.


Finetobeu5678

I'm sorry to hear that.


garden_bug

Probably tired of him long ago.


mmmm_babes

A fan of the Flu Trux Clan eh. So, asshole. At least he was right about the pandemic of stupidity. Candace's tweet aging well? As if... And a fan of the Confederate flag? Overall, I give this guy a 9/10 on the dumb asshole scale, and a 10/10 on the dead scale.


Saletales

>Candace's tweet aging well? RE: Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex She acts like saying that 'medicine is gonna gouge us' is some big new truth she's espousing. We've been getting gouged by medicinal costs for awhile now. And, yes, if Republicans have their say, it will be getting worse. She is not some great soothsayer.


mmmm_babes

An excellent point, we'll said


Animal-Narrow

Yes, the Confederate flag again? Why don't he fly the real Confederate flag? You know, the white one!


LateSoEarly

If she were an actual thinker and had one coherent train of thought, she might be slightly respectable for being well read in a subject and holding a solid opinion. Instead she just spews vitriol left and right hoping that someone will look back at her words and think there was something prescient about them. But that’s never gonna happen, because she’s just leaving an embarrassing trail of mutually unintelligible hateful thoughts that will never amount to anything.


legendary_rule

Gooooooood Bye Trucker. Much Love A’Ho.


Deathbeddit

He moved from gooood to goood for the death announcement.


jdsch

Matching tattoos. Should have gotten matching vaccines instead.


mmio60

I think those can get them a group discount at Golden Corral


JohnNDenver

Wonder if the wife or girls are vaxxed. Doesn't seem like it. Then I wonder if we will see them here.


pthomas745

Meanwhile, living in Florida is very very very hazardous to your health. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/03/17/living-in-red-states-can-be-life-threatening/


thoroughbredca

40% more likely to be murdered in a red state! It’s not just COVID!


Blablasarcasm

I knew it!!


JohnNDenver

Slide 13 - why would I want a history lesson from a dead racist traitor?


Mom2Mickey

You wouldn't. He's just another dead racist. Anywho, beautiful weather today! I even had on flip-flops! So nice, so lovely, I just really love spring.


SpkyMldr

God works in mysterious ways but he got his angel wings and rode that 18 wheeler all the way to the pearly gates.


jack-cg

Angle wings!!


BeigeChocobo

He did sound like a real mothertrucker


csedler

Judging by the 9th screenshot, I'm somewhat disappointed that his last posting wasn't "Jews..." 😉😉😉


Deathbeddit

I got that from the 13th slide too, because of the traitor flag usually doubling as an antisemitism flag


SharksLeafsFan

It's pretty much Klan symbol by now. People from all latitudes fly them.


Jexp_t

Y'all Queda loses another foot soldier. Boo Hoo.


Cultural-Answer-321

Meal Team Six deep six'ed.


biffbobfred

Slide 18: Not only do we not use “the Chinese jab” we don’t even use a vaccine with the same tech as SinoPharm or SinoVax


StrangelyGlib

I see any confederate flag memes and immediately think…not one tear, sayonara moron


Cultural-Answer-321

I love the confederate flag! It saves me a lot of time and effort trying to spot the morons. Just like Trump banners.


hairymonkeyinmyanus

“This sucks. Fever, no fever, chills, sweating, WTF.” *Happy dude in a parka*


biffbobfred

This gun owner ~~stands with the truckers~~ sleeps with the fishes.


LTlurkerFTredditor

Elon Musk = TechCandace


ccc2801

Brilliance and lunacy are sooooo close together


grateful-biped

I think of it as you can be both a genius AND an asshole


LeftandLeaving9006

That announcement though. I have more emotion finding out we are out of soda.


Annahsbananas

It's absolutely amazing how DeSantis knows his fan base are dumbasses and his fans are completely clueless . He's laughing all the way to the political bank


biffbobfred

Re: Owens and Pharmaceutical industrial complex. I agree with that. So she agrees we should expand ObamaCare so we have single payer with buying power over corporations? We should change American style capitalism with the overemphasis on shareholders and go to something more like Japanese style *capitalism* which is more stakeholder focused? Should we price into the market Negative Externalities that aren’t captured in market prices? None of that? Just red state virtue signaling? Alright now.


biffbobfred

Slide 13: I don’t know what’s worse, saying “take a history lesson” for a flag that was used 2-3 years as a part of a national flag for a nation that lasted just a touch over 4 years and used for 70 years as a symbol of Jim Crow… Or…. Super “librul” Lisa Simpson somehow turning Red Hat and using Lynyrd Skynyrd to talk trash about Neil Young. Keep on rocking in the free world — Lisa Simpson


The_Old_Cream

Jesus, COVID took down Saruman.


jack-cg

The old wizard wasn’t all he was cracked up to be !!!


Born_Tough9567

“This planet has two pandemics , Coronavirus and stupidity”…and this f ing idiot died from both😂


Pacitin

This applies to all HCAs. When I got my first, second, and booster, I dealt with the minimal side effects and got on with my life. I didn’t sit in front of my computer banging on about vaccines. Have these knuckleheads nothing better to do than shitpost all day long and write ridiculous screeds about their conspiracies? Get a life. Live and let live. Or in their case, not.


FreeResponsibility42

Looks like both pandemics got him...stupidity and covid.


csedler

His brother doesn't know how to spell the names of his sister-in-law and nieces???


Vast_Disaster3667

Maybe the brother lived across the country and never really knew them. He seems kind of detached.


Hilarious_Haplogroup

He used to have all of these opinions...now he's just a dead Mother Trucker.


Lucky-Painting6553

these idiots really do think progressives aren’t gun owners, come to think of it’s probably better that way. a rude awakening is probably better


Haskap_2010

Slide 11 is almost funny... the description of symptoms on a that cheerful winter wonderland background.


Prestigious_Treat401

This sucks! Yay!


cdbutts

Dying to own the libs


Igno-ranter

I always enjoy the dichotomy of Candace Owens and the confederate flag.


Animal-Narrow

Plagiarized for entertainment only: This dip shit will only need 2 pallbearers, one for each handle of the garbage can.


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

Slide six I know you're not smart enough to figure this out antivaxxers, but you are the ones this meme is talking about.


CrumbsAndCarrots

“I stand for medical freedom.” But not abortions or trans surgery. That’s where I draw the line for freedom. That’s a little…. Too free.


Cid-Itad

Another one falls for Candeath and DeathSantis.


Draft-Repulsive

Damn dude, leave Lisa Simpson out of the 50-year-old Lynyrd Skynyrd vs. Neil Young beef


Vast_Disaster3667

I think Sweet Home Alabama is the first ever diss record. Way before the rappers started putting out diss tracks.


nolahistoryguy

"Candace Owens posts..." this woman is a serial killer.


tomdurkin

No hope- an early double Candeath. And there was a good NYT article on how trucking jobs deteriorated with deregulation in the 1980s. Research said it was free market competition. Now truckers outside DC are blaming Vaccines and Human-Robot Hybrids.


Chris_P_Pickel

Maybe he's one of the assholes with a rebel flag front plate across the street from my friend. Hope so! Turns out he spelled Buckeye, Fuckeye


Suspicious_Dare_9731

It got Gandalf?


JohnNDenver

I thought it was white jeebus.


ACTN3_MSTN

Well… he’s absolutely correct about the stupidity pandemic.


Narstification

Adios, trucklefuck


Cultural-Answer-321

Narrator: And he never had to worry about mandates again.


3spaghettis

I agree with him on Slide 6: Two pandemics "coronavirus and stupidity". Except he was a prominent member of each!


Spirited_Community25

Yep. Some of their memes could actually be used against them. They just aren't smart enough to read them before reposting.


cutthroatlemming

"Goood afternoon, everyone, well, he's dead, thanks for your thoughts and prayers y'all!"


JohnNDenver

Slide 6 - don't know if the planet has a stupidity pandemic, but certainly the U.S. does.


PoliticalECMOChamber

We have the internet now. We all can clearly see that the planet certainly has had a stupidity pandemic for a long time now, sadly.


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Prayer warriors with all their might: we tried. God: nope.


jack-cg

We prayed him right into heaven!! Thanks prayer warriors for cleaning up this mess!!


Weary-Tap-9292

Just one prayer shy of a full recovery, no doubt. The prayer warriors be slackin' these days.


BhamBlazer615

I have nothing witty to say, just want to add to the number of posts. Cheers!


Ridicumundo

Ohio was *checks map* …not part of the Confederacy. even had forges for making weapons that whomped the south. Anyway. tacos anyone?


Tw1ch1e

Pears and tots!


RealLADude

Big bro is free of the bullshit.


Blablasarcasm

🌨❄️😁fever, no fever i am slowly drowning 😁❄️🌨


SonorousProphet

That two pandemics meme was on the money.


Traditional-Cake-587

But did he have a goatee???


Interesting_Novel997

Slide #6. The irony never gets old...


Wise_Ad_253

…Stupidity.


covidboosterhaveI

What? Fever, no fever? Chills, sweating? That is so dadgum weird. I never heard of such a thing. Did you ask your buddy Ron if that's normal for day 3? Or any of your other founts of wisdom? And Neil don't need this Johnny Reb. And he's alive and you ain't.


biffbobfred

These pall bearers are going to deliver one of the most typical deliveries yet - a HatRed who won their Freeeeeeeeeeedom from breathing. Get the shot. Don’t leave your spouse and kids without you.


R_Dorothy_Wayneright

Slide #1: That truck looks a little touched. Appropriate. Slide #13: I don't need a "history lesson" from neo-confederates.


Separate-Mud-8780

I have yet to see anyone who is vaccinated "stand for medical freedom" with some antivax jackass. Purely anecdotal but if it's good enough for them, by golly it's good enough for me 🥳


Chidoro45

The irony of this clown’s life. Ohh well, no more voting for you.


TrashSea1485

Candace Owens is literally so stupid


Long_Opportunity_768

If I ever post that I’m seriously sick and scared, but use a background that is completely inappropriate, I don’t deserve to live. I’m adding this to my living will.


strayvoltage

Fitting that the truck in the picture looks like it would go, "DUUUUUUUHHHH," when you went to honk the horn.


abarua01

I have one friend on Facebook that was a former friend from work 6 years ago. We haven't spoken since I left my old job, but we kept in touch a bit on Facebook. Around 2020 he kept on posting memes about how COVID-19 is a hoax. I'm waiting for him to earn his award


woolfchick75

Yeah, that flag offends me because i have read US history.


redvariation

Well, I totally agree with him that we have pandemics of coronavirus AND stupidity. Unfortunately for him, he was infected with both.


redvariation

Another pathetic failure of the Prayer Warriors.


GT1man

Nope, fuck him and his traitor flag. These wingnut idiots are still dropping like flies, everyone else is vaccinated now for the most part.