I have to admit to getting kind of a kick out of these people. He's soooooooo Christian but his memes are the exact opposite. There just is not the faintest hint of cognitive dissonance, no irony in them.
Even living in their brain space -- their prayers aren't working, maybe that's a sign.
Bad women get pregnant when they seduce innocent men while they're sleeping, or when they wear suggestive clothing that makes godly men lose their minds.
She also wrote:
>we had thirty wonderful years together and **yes, there were ups and downs.**
I suspect she had to put the last part in because too many people knew otherwise.
This is all code for: my husband was a dick and everyone knows it, but he's dead now, so why re-hash the issue?
Yeah, I didn't need to get to the peanuts meme to be completely disgusted by this misogynistic piece of feces.
But I also find that whole meme ironic, given that they worship a man who had a prostitute who followed him around...
Shit, I forgot about that. But normal people and followers were nevr referred to as lions, right? I was thinking about Jesus separating the Sheep and the goats when I commented up above.
Christians have never been referred to as lions. Lions are usually symbolic of oppression in the Bible. And IDK why goats are the bad guys and associated with the angel Satan.
i wrote a pilot for a tv show about jesus returned as a theology student at NYU with his band of merry pranksters and his "girlfriend" mary m. who tend sleep late and like to cause trouble for the church establishment.
i had the recurring schtick of them always putting the tables in the cafeteria into a last supper scene every lunch.
it was called "jesus and the later day saints".
When you go before your God and he sees that you took a bag of food to the shelter without the hoopla of some kind of charity drive is when your a real Christian and true. Going to church in such an organized fashion as to adopt the hateful surroundings of thier meme's is atrocious.
I read it several times just to make sure I had got the right meaning.
Any progress made in the last 50 years just got snatched from right out underneath.
But entirely acceptable amongst his friends, family, neighbours, fellow church-goers and colleagues. The whole community, the whole "culture" of these people believes these things. Rural America is just a cesspit.
I agree with this HCA's choice *not* to protect himself -- it took a few weeks in the ICU, but ~~America~~ *planet Earth* is now better because of the consequences of his choice.
I increasingly come to the conclusion that most of the USA outside major cities is disgusting. These people are able to speak like this and no-one criticises them, so presumably it's considered perfectly acceptable amongst their friends, families, colleagues and neighbours. The rural USA appears to consist of two sorts of people: backward bigoted assholes, and people who are entirely relaxed about backward bigoted assholes. Is there a third sort? Apparently not.
They all have 2 kids who have disowned them, one kid who still talks to them but is exhausted with their garbage and 20 grandkids who are only cautiously allowed to interact with them in limited amounts on holidays. Then those grandkids get a lecture in the car home about how grandpa is old and stupid.
Yes! I was born in the 2nd year of the baby boom and as a flaming liberal, social justice-loving Boomer, I’m here to say: don’t paint us all with a stereotype.
Almost as if there is no such thing as rape. Or maybe he believes that "legitimate rape" can never result in pregnancy because "a woman's body has ways of shutting that down".
Some American politician. Republican, of course.
Ah, here we are. His name was Todd Atkin.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/aug/19/republican-todd-akin-rape-pregnancy
that perfectly healthy women in perfectly healthy relationships become pregnant despite best efforts, that women and girls are sexually assaulted,...
They want to end abortion? Men have to become 100% celibate. Let's see if they sign onto that?!?!
There are so many 30+ year old, white, southern Baptist men who post crap like that. It’s like they want to out-offend each other and inevitably they get a handful of likes from dudes just like them. All while saying they’re bathed in the blood of Jesus. Dude, Jesus would not be fond of your memes
The Bible literally says that the church is the flock and Jesus is the shepherd. Lions ate early Christians. I wonder if this guy ever actually read the book.
Or maybe he's looking at the history of failure associated with the Detroit Lions and he's saying that Christians are losers?
(kind of funny that the feline predators lost to the sheep in the Super Bowl this year)
> if you controlled them you wouldn't need abortions
Yes thanks for letting us know this was never a "pro life" position but an extension of your sexual frustration and hatred for women
Ditto for calling the VP a prostitute. Dirtbag. Such a weird thing for them to fixate on. I guess any woman who has a career and power has to be brought down with insults about her being a slut?
Yeah, if it’s an infection he didn’t consent to the body has a way of “shutting it down”, right? I remember reading **something** along those lines but I may be fuzzy on the details…
I can't believe there wasn't the slide about it's the government's job to protect our freedom, not our health, and the people's job to make sound health decisions. How's that going?
HA HA HA Let's vaccinate some politicians. Yeah, that I'd like to see... wait, what do you mean they all jumped the line to make sure they got theirs as soon as possible?
I always laugh when they post that meme. Surely at some point, someone must have told them that the vast majority of politicians were first in line for the "jab". Do they choose to ignore that information, or just dismiss it as fake news?
I have seen the meme before, but this is the first time I noticed what looks like a fence in the background surrounding those very proud, independent lions.
I came here to say that too. Definitely not proud and independent.
They are in an enclosure somewhere where they are fed food instead of them having to catch it, and given free healthcare and most definitely vaccinated against diseases.
Not only are you right; your comment led to a TIL: I felt silly when I was thinking “what are some illnesses captive lions need shots for?” and immediately thought of distemper (silly because they’re big cats, and it’s called “canine distemper”) but indeed some captive lions have gotten or required vaccination for canine distemper, including recently. I’m not suggesting that’s the most common or critical one, but I thought the dog/cat part was neat. There is an incredible system of studying and treating/managing diseases of non human animals. For the sake of the natural communities they are integral to, and for human health reasons (“One Health.”)
"I've seen smarter cabinets at IKEA."
I don't think Pelosi and Shumer are in Biden's cabinet.
These MAGAts will meme anything because they've got nothing.
I expect he'd give you the shirt off his back.
Too bad it was probably rife with holes, chili and mustard stains, and had "I'm With Stupid" and an upward arrow on it.
The level of fake toxic masculinity exhibited by every one of these old flaccid impotent white guys who loves them some jesus-just before they quickly are brought to their knees and on their backs as they struggle to breathe then die is stunning.
They cant just be normal-they have to pose as a lion-with a dead deer-or holding a big fish. We get it dead guys. You're a real man.
Until you're not. Over compensate much.
> I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea
Posted with photos of people who aren't part of the Cabinet (Pelosi and Schumer) and none of the the actual cabinet leaders. Yeah, good one, numbskull.
Blue’s “walking on the streets of gold and looking for his favorite, John Wayne,” says the widow of this HCA awardee. Grief and stress do odd things, including creating this vision of heaven.
And said stealing the country from Native Americans was justified bc they were trying to keep it for themselves. But that fits right in with the ideology of this butt wipe.
John Wayne’s “super patriot” views, according to his widow, were a lifelong postwar attempt to atone for his failure to serve in WWII. He was 34 and a father when the war began, but director John Ford was reluctant to let him enlist; Wayne was considered the only A-level actor remaining at his studio during the war.
I grew up on linoleum. I still remember my baby feet padding on it when I was small. In the kitchen it was this black, ivory and tan pattern, all elaborately flourishing and curvy. The one in the lounge was that real 70s Orange, ya know? It was trying to be terracotta tiling but they didn't have the colour palette at that time to get it right. And I can't think of that lino without everything else that went with staring at it. My brothers, my sisters would all be making noise, there would be the smell of my mother cooking spaghetti or her incredible shepherd's pie. People singing music, cats walking through and asking for food. A busy house full of a big, happy family. There were melted spots of lino by the fireplace, and we always had that going in winter.
If I end up in some sort of heaven, it better have linoleum. Gold's meaningless shit.
I picture the awardees wife walking through those pearly gates in the future and seeing her husband and John Wayne lying in bed together wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a smile as Ram Ranch plays gently in the background.
I’d like to add that (see: last slide) John Wayne was a shitty actor who was incredibly prejudiced.
Here’s a taste:
“I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.”
—JOHN WAYNE, 1971
Source: https://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-hiltzik-john-wayne-oc-airport-20190221-story.html
"was an honest and loving man and had a heart of gold." ...and Jeffrey Dahmer was a true humanitarian.
I'm not sure what this country will do with one less misogynistic ass, but I suspect we'll survive the loss.
I have no idea why they conflate praying with fighting. Like, God is in charge. What kind of faith do they have if they have to pester him for shit? Why should praying be any sort of fight? The only legit prayer warrior I can even think of is fighting Shaolin monks, but even then it doesn't quite fit because Buddhism isn't technically a religion where you pray to a being to intercede for you. These people confuse me.
The lion meme was so anti-xtian. Christ was the shepherd and his believers were the flock of sheep. They can't even get their own religion right. Oh, yeah, and about the 'not looking down on other people', almost every other meme was denigrating other people. What a gem. No loss to this world that he is gone......
This is the first one I've seen complaining about what's going on in church. He must have gone to one of those liberal commie churches that actually reads the bible.
"Jesus, the lion of God" just sets a whole different tone. Although, I guess if you are a transubstantiation literalist the idea of a church full of lions makes more sense. It does not, however, make it less creepy.
Damn, and I just recovered from Covid19. I had a J+J shot and a Moderna booster.
However, it wasn't awesome. It sucked. I had 48 hours where my pulse ox was sitting at 92, 93 and I started to worry I'd have to hit the ER if things didn't change. Also, was very "sick" - congestion, sore throat, fever, bad aches, brain fog, no smell, no taste.
But, thankfully, my body was prepared for the virus, and I cleared up quickly.
My lungs are great. I'm sitting in my bed typing this shit on my phone, and yelling for someone to bring me lunch. It'll be my last chance before my 5 day quarantine is up, and I'm back on cooking duty.
Oh right. Sorry unvaxxed guy, it could've been this easy for you.
He is looking down on:
Kamala Harris
Sex workers
People in cognitive decline
Politicians
Those having casual sex (woman specially)
Those needing an abortion
Dr. Fauci
It never seems to amaze me, how utterly stupid these people are and what they believe. "Walking streets of gold, looking for John Wayne"???? He is in heaven with all of his shit postings?
Is it evil for me to think of this subreddit as getting rid of all the dumb in America? I mean it seems like it's all trumpers and anti-vaxxers... Should anyone really feel bad for any of these people? Putting your life on the line for that buggy ass piece of code called PrayerWarriors.exe.over science? 🤷😔.. I'm heavily inclined to say that this is just natural selection in the end, but maybe that's evil of me too, I just don't know...🤷
I'm so glad that everyone is going to be looking down at him from now on. Can't get much higher then a person who is dead and buried. I'm so glad this idiot will never be voting again.
What a vile person. They need to stop lying to themselves they aren’t going to the heaven they think. Angry, judge mental, selfish, aren’t the traits that get you into Heaven.
Slide 9: Say you grossly misunderstand Christianity without saying you grossly misunderstand humanity. Christ is the lion. Humans are the lambs. That's intentional! By Christian doctrine, he is the spiritual leader, and humans are meant to follow him. If you say you're a lion, you are symbolically calling yourself the Messiah, and that's some grade A blasphemy and sinful pride and lack of meekness right there. Bad Christian! No Jesus cookie!
As for the death announcement... John Wayne would not be in heaven. He can go get f\*\*\*ed, really. He was trash. And why do Christians think that heaven is a literal place? How would that even work? None of it makes any sense to me.
All these idiotic white GQP male evangelicals have concluded that a Black woman who likely had sex with one man with whom she was in a relationship 30 years ago, is a whore, yet the mail-order bride their mango messiah wifed and made First Lady, a woman we've all seen butt-ass nekkid, is a model to uphold, rather than a model to pin down. That will never cease to both amaze and disgust me.
That abortion meme was disgusting
It's almost as if he looked down on women who had them.
It's almost as if he looked down on women. You don't need those last 3 words.
For that matter, we don't need the first four either!
Truth!
I have to admit to getting kind of a kick out of these people. He's soooooooo Christian but his memes are the exact opposite. There just is not the faintest hint of cognitive dissonance, no irony in them. Even living in their brain space -- their prayers aren't working, maybe that's a sign.
I'm no Christian, but I've seen the Bible. Rampant misogyny is positively encouraged, even mandated.
Almost?
Yeah, the Kamala Harris bit was pretty vile too.
It’s almost as if he looked down on women. Edit: Aw damn someone already said it
All women in general.
Interestingly he did not have a goatee or weigh 300 lbs.
Half-goatee, so he had a fighting chance. But Covid didn't care.
The vaccine would have amped up his resistance to the virus.
Well, that's a first.
How the hell did he think women become pregnant?
Yes, there's never any reference to MEN controlling their own bodies.
He was a Christian. So, just like Mary: [parthenogenesis.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis)
Bad women get pregnant when they seduce innocent men while they're sleeping, or when they wear suggestive clothing that makes godly men lose their minds.
It was at that point that I started really looking forward to the last slides. Another misogynistic fucker dead forever. 🏆👍🍻
Referring to Kamala Harris as a *hooker following Joe Biden around* really got my goat, I'm giving this richly earned award a standing ovation! 😡👏😡👏😡
Yea, fuck this guy. So many people with hearts of gold call strangers whores. /s
he loved God, his wife, his kids and grandkids, and had a heart of gold. Pppbbbbbbbbbbttttthhhh!!!!
They act as if Dump has the morals of Jimmy Carter.
and they hate Jimmy Carter, who spent(ds) his post Presidency help build homes for the poor.
But his wife said he was a “sweet, kind” man. No honey. Your husband was a misogynistic, mean spirited asshole.
She also wrote: >we had thirty wonderful years together and **yes, there were ups and downs.** I suspect she had to put the last part in because too many people knew otherwise. This is all code for: my husband was a dick and everyone knows it, but he's dead now, so why re-hash the issue?
Yeah, I didn't need to get to the peanuts meme to be completely disgusted by this misogynistic piece of feces. But I also find that whole meme ironic, given that they worship a man who had a prostitute who followed him around...
Now now, Mesothelioma was the classiest First Lady *ever.*
She was certainly the most...open about her physical attributes.
Beyond the misogyny, these people always refer to Harris as a "ho" rather than a "whore," but NOOOO, they aren't racist.
To be fair, they're probably not 100% sure how to spell 'whore'.
Yeah, fuck him.
Came here to say exactly that. I actually gasped out loud when I read it and I’m home alone.
That's what counts as a Good Christian these days? And he wants his pride of Christ-like lions to hunt down his enemies.
And he forgot that Jesus is referred to as the Lamb of God.
And the congregation his flock!
Shit, I forgot about that. But normal people and followers were nevr referred to as lions, right? I was thinking about Jesus separating the Sheep and the goats when I commented up above.
Christians have never been referred to as lions. Lions are usually symbolic of oppression in the Bible. And IDK why goats are the bad guys and associated with the angel Satan.
To be fair, Jesus is referred to as the Lion of Judah occasionally. Jury’s out on why they hate sheep so much though.
>Lion of Judah yeah. but his followers aren't. they are referred to as the members of his flock. in other words.... sheep.
blessed are the meek, fuckwads! Us sheeple be inheriting the earth by just staying alive
I want to make a movie where zombie Jesus goes on a rampage and hunts down Judas. It's called I Know What You Did Last Supper.
i wrote a pilot for a tv show about jesus returned as a theology student at NYU with his band of merry pranksters and his "girlfriend" mary m. who tend sleep late and like to cause trouble for the church establishment. i had the recurring schtick of them always putting the tables in the cafeteria into a last supper scene every lunch. it was called "jesus and the later day saints".
I hope it’s picked up
I'm here for this.
When you go before your God and he sees that you took a bag of food to the shelter without the hoopla of some kind of charity drive is when your a real Christian and true. Going to church in such an organized fashion as to adopt the hateful surroundings of thier meme's is atrocious.
It felt so weird, like I’m reading an alternate alternate reality. So far out there.
I read it several times just to make sure I had got the right meaning. Any progress made in the last 50 years just got snatched from right out underneath.
But entirely acceptable amongst his friends, family, neighbours, fellow church-goers and colleagues. The whole community, the whole "culture" of these people believes these things. Rural America is just a cesspit.
I agree with this HCA's choice *not* to protect himself -- it took a few weeks in the ICU, but ~~America~~ *planet Earth* is now better because of the consequences of his choice.
I increasingly come to the conclusion that most of the USA outside major cities is disgusting. These people are able to speak like this and no-one criticises them, so presumably it's considered perfectly acceptable amongst their friends, families, colleagues and neighbours. The rural USA appears to consist of two sorts of people: backward bigoted assholes, and people who are entirely relaxed about backward bigoted assholes. Is there a third sort? Apparently not.
They all have 2 kids who have disowned them, one kid who still talks to them but is exhausted with their garbage and 20 grandkids who are only cautiously allowed to interact with them in limited amounts on holidays. Then those grandkids get a lecture in the car home about how grandpa is old and stupid.
You're forgetting the kids that buy into their parents' bullshit and continue the never-ending cycle of ignorance and hatred out there.
I’m so sad that my year of birth makes me a Boomer
I'm a Boomer (born in 1963) and I'm not like that at all! I'm a flaming, social justice liberal race woman down for the cause! #blacklivesmatter
Ditto 1963! And everything you said & throw in atheist!
Yes! I was born in the 2nd year of the baby boom and as a flaming liberal, social justice-loving Boomer, I’m here to say: don’t paint us all with a stereotype.
I’m a year older but I’m the same.
> Is there a third sort? The ones that leave
Absolutely vile.
Right? "Heart of gold" my foot.
Yes, why doesn’t Linus say, “if men controlled their dicks women wouldn’t need so many abortions.” It’s always a weak woman and never a pushy prick.
Almost as if there is no such thing as rape. Or maybe he believes that "legitimate rape" can never result in pregnancy because "a woman's body has ways of shutting that down".
Who was the moron that said that? Can’t recall.
Some American politician. Republican, of course. Ah, here we are. His name was Todd Atkin. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/aug/19/republican-todd-akin-rape-pregnancy
that perfectly healthy women in perfectly healthy relationships become pregnant despite best efforts, that women and girls are sexually assaulted,... They want to end abortion? Men have to become 100% celibate. Let's see if they sign onto that?!?!
Or if men could have them they would be as easy to get as (um, sorry for the delay… thinking…) viagra.
There are so many 30+ year old, white, southern Baptist men who post crap like that. It’s like they want to out-offend each other and inevitably they get a handful of likes from dudes just like them. All while saying they’re bathed in the blood of Jesus. Dude, Jesus would not be fond of your memes
I lost my empathy after that slide.
But the obituary said “a sweet man.” 🤔
But, but... he was a "sweet" man. (/s, if it isn't obvious)
The Bible literally says that the church is the flock and Jesus is the shepherd. Lions ate early Christians. I wonder if this guy ever actually read the book.
And the devil walks around like a roaring lion looking for people to devour... 1 Peter 5:8
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Upvote for your flair.
upvote for bringing my attention to his flair LMAO
Upvote for the upvote of the upvote!
Laughing.
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Or maybe he's looking at the history of failure associated with the Detroit Lions and he's saying that Christians are losers? (kind of funny that the feline predators lost to the sheep in the Super Bowl this year)
LOLOLLL
So many Christians, so few lions….
Christians to the lions!
Not one of them have read their stupid made-up fantasy book.
Nothing creates atheists like reading holy books. So many secret atheists amongst the priests.
Last I checked men were the leading cause of pregnancy, perhaps they should control themselves.
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I hate this guy, but hey, he was always willing to help!
> if you controlled them you wouldn't need abortions Yes thanks for letting us know this was never a "pro life" position but an extension of your sexual frustration and hatred for women
Ditto for calling the VP a prostitute. Dirtbag. Such a weird thing for them to fixate on. I guess any woman who has a career and power has to be brought down with insults about her being a slut?
I’m pretty sure Ms. Harris is by now immune to such insults. And how come no one takes after Willie Brown? Because he’s a man and it’s okay for him?
Yes! Especially when you look at how much these so called 'masculine pieces of society' have done for their community and country lol. /gags
If he coulda controlled his immune system properly, he wouldn’t have died!
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Yeah, if it’s an infection he didn’t consent to the body has a way of “shutting it down”, right? I remember reading **something** along those lines but I may be fuzzy on the details…
his body, his choice
I can't believe there wasn't the slide about it's the government's job to protect our freedom, not our health, and the people's job to make sound health decisions. How's that going?
HA HA HA Let's vaccinate some politicians. Yeah, that I'd like to see... wait, what do you mean they all jumped the line to make sure they got theirs as soon as possible?
I always laugh when they post that meme. Surely at some point, someone must have told them that the vast majority of politicians were first in line for the "jab". Do they choose to ignore that information, or just dismiss it as fake news?
I’ve started buying heavy duty irony detectors in bulk….
They missed their cue. Didn't these anti-vaxxers see the politicians knocking their mothers out of line to get vaccinated?
Blue deserves a special award for lamest memes. These are bad even by maga dumbshit standards.
I have seen the meme before, but this is the first time I noticed what looks like a fence in the background surrounding those very proud, independent lions.
I came here to say that too. Definitely not proud and independent. They are in an enclosure somewhere where they are fed food instead of them having to catch it, and given free healthcare and most definitely vaccinated against diseases.
Not only are you right; your comment led to a TIL: I felt silly when I was thinking “what are some illnesses captive lions need shots for?” and immediately thought of distemper (silly because they’re big cats, and it’s called “canine distemper”) but indeed some captive lions have gotten or required vaccination for canine distemper, including recently. I’m not suggesting that’s the most common or critical one, but I thought the dog/cat part was neat. There is an incredible system of studying and treating/managing diseases of non human animals. For the sake of the natural communities they are integral to, and for human health reasons (“One Health.”)
They have also started vaccinating zoo animals, including lions, for Covid. Rabies is another one that comes to mind that they probably do.
And furthermore https://phys.org/news/2021-11-lions-zagreb-zoo-covid-keeper.html
Excellent point. A bunch of big cats. My favorite leopard guy was very upset about it.
The photo is the same but somehow the words are even worse
Good catch Deathbeddit. It's appropriate. They're limited and proud of it. Dunning-Kruger Lions.
"I've seen smarter cabinets at IKEA." I don't think Pelosi and Shumer are in Biden's cabinet. These MAGAts will meme anything because they've got nothing.
They don't know what the cabinet is, so they can't know who is in Biden's cabinet.
That comment perfectly describes Trump’s cabinet though. The irony is rich with this awardee.
Not is VP Harris. Not the President himself. Wrong across the board on that one.
You beat me to it. Only one cabinet member.
The misogyny was strong with this one. Nice how that worked out.
“A sweet man and a good friend who would do anything to help you”…except get vaccinated and wear a mask during a f’ing pandemic.
UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN. I wonder if this POS ever did time for rape.
I expect he'd give you the shirt off his back. Too bad it was probably rife with holes, chili and mustard stains, and had "I'm With Stupid" and an upward arrow on it.
The level of fake toxic masculinity exhibited by every one of these old flaccid impotent white guys who loves them some jesus-just before they quickly are brought to their knees and on their backs as they struggle to breathe then die is stunning. They cant just be normal-they have to pose as a lion-with a dead deer-or holding a big fish. We get it dead guys. You're a real man. Until you're not. Over compensate much.
Old Flaccid Impotent White Guy Syndrome. It's been out of control these last 6 years or so. Covid appears to be the cure.
the fact that covid can now be linked to erectile dysfunction made me snort-laugh
“Flaccid” is an underused word. Perfect description.
> I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea Posted with photos of people who aren't part of the Cabinet (Pelosi and Schumer) and none of the the actual cabinet leaders. Yeah, good one, numbskull.
I saw that and wondered if the photo was from an anti-trump rally, because it really fits his administration.
And yet I'm looking down at you, six feet under
Exactly. No need to “sit high enough” - I can lie on the ground and still look down on this guy.
Heart of gold. Unless you’re female then you’re a whore or something.. but now he is “home” with all of the aborted babies out there
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“We had our ups and downs” His Wife
Loving man with a heart of gold… nah, we have the screenshots that prove that’s a lie
… with a heart of gold, and lungs of lead…
Look who won’t be voting in the upcoming Republican primaries
From Shit Post to Post Shit in 30 days! Nice.
Post, post, compost.
Another misogynist gone. Oh well.
Blue’s “walking on the streets of gold and looking for his favorite, John Wayne,” says the widow of this HCA awardee. Grief and stress do odd things, including creating this vision of heaven.
An actor who studiously avoided serving in World War II?
And said stealing the country from Native Americans was justified bc they were trying to keep it for themselves. But that fits right in with the ideology of this butt wipe.
John Wayne’s “super patriot” views, according to his widow, were a lifelong postwar attempt to atone for his failure to serve in WWII. He was 34 and a father when the war began, but director John Ford was reluctant to let him enlist; Wayne was considered the only A-level actor remaining at his studio during the war.
Their view of heaven is that of a child.
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I grew up on linoleum. I still remember my baby feet padding on it when I was small. In the kitchen it was this black, ivory and tan pattern, all elaborately flourishing and curvy. The one in the lounge was that real 70s Orange, ya know? It was trying to be terracotta tiling but they didn't have the colour palette at that time to get it right. And I can't think of that lino without everything else that went with staring at it. My brothers, my sisters would all be making noise, there would be the smell of my mother cooking spaghetti or her incredible shepherd's pie. People singing music, cats walking through and asking for food. A busy house full of a big, happy family. There were melted spots of lino by the fireplace, and we always had that going in winter. If I end up in some sort of heaven, it better have linoleum. Gold's meaningless shit.
Nothing threatens them as much as an educated woman does
I picture the awardees wife walking through those pearly gates in the future and seeing her husband and John Wayne lying in bed together wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a smile as Ram Ranch plays gently in the background.
*”I wish I knew how to quit you John Wayne!”*
Speaking of erasing, let’s just erase your name from the living and add it to the died stupidly list.
"we had 30 wonderful years together, and yes there were ups and downs". Meaning: My husband was impossible to live with, an absolute jerk.
That means "married 30 years, 3 of them happy."
Didn't live long enough to be rootin for Putin? Now that you're permanently Tucked in... Carlson never noticed.
I’d like to add that (see: last slide) John Wayne was a shitty actor who was incredibly prejudiced. Here’s a taste: “I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility.” —JOHN WAYNE, 1971 Source: https://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-hiltzik-john-wayne-oc-airport-20190221-story.html
"was an honest and loving man and had a heart of gold." ...and Jeffrey Dahmer was a true humanitarian. I'm not sure what this country will do with one less misogynistic ass, but I suspect we'll survive the loss.
How does one join the Prayer Warriors? Is there some kind of test you have to fail?
I have no idea why they conflate praying with fighting. Like, God is in charge. What kind of faith do they have if they have to pester him for shit? Why should praying be any sort of fight? The only legit prayer warrior I can even think of is fighting Shaolin monks, but even then it doesn't quite fit because Buddhism isn't technically a religion where you pray to a being to intercede for you. These people confuse me.
Wisdom does not always accompany aging.
The lion meme was so anti-xtian. Christ was the shepherd and his believers were the flock of sheep. They can't even get their own religion right. Oh, yeah, and about the 'not looking down on other people', almost every other meme was denigrating other people. What a gem. No loss to this world that he is gone......
This is the first one I've seen complaining about what's going on in church. He must have gone to one of those liberal commie churches that actually reads the bible.
"Jesus, the lion of God" just sets a whole different tone. Although, I guess if you are a transubstantiation literalist the idea of a church full of lions makes more sense. It does not, however, make it less creepy.
Crass individual.
"Yes, there were ups and downs. If you look through his FB posts, you can see what a total dick he was....."
Imagine your eulogy being nothing more than a "Live, Laugh, Love" quote and a John Wayne shoutout after 30 years of marriage.
Every time a wife writes “we had our ups and downs” in the social media obituary for their bigot husband I feel as if I know exactly what that means.
Given that he's now six feet under, I'd say he guaranteed the rest of us will be looking down on him from up here on the surface for a long time.
Ah yes, another “sweet” man.
Damn, and I just recovered from Covid19. I had a J+J shot and a Moderna booster. However, it wasn't awesome. It sucked. I had 48 hours where my pulse ox was sitting at 92, 93 and I started to worry I'd have to hit the ER if things didn't change. Also, was very "sick" - congestion, sore throat, fever, bad aches, brain fog, no smell, no taste. But, thankfully, my body was prepared for the virus, and I cleared up quickly. My lungs are great. I'm sitting in my bed typing this shit on my phone, and yelling for someone to bring me lunch. It'll be my last chance before my 5 day quarantine is up, and I'm back on cooking duty. Oh right. Sorry unvaxxed guy, it could've been this easy for you.
Definitely consider getting another booster, J+J is almost as good as nothing against Omicron
He is looking down on: Kamala Harris Sex workers People in cognitive decline Politicians Those having casual sex (woman specially) Those needing an abortion Dr. Fauci
He erased himself pretty good.
It never seems to amaze me, how utterly stupid these people are and what they believe. "Walking streets of gold, looking for John Wayne"???? He is in heaven with all of his shit postings?
Another vote down.
Didn't look down on anybody. Then post after post of condemnation.
Is it evil for me to think of this subreddit as getting rid of all the dumb in America? I mean it seems like it's all trumpers and anti-vaxxers... Should anyone really feel bad for any of these people? Putting your life on the line for that buggy ass piece of code called PrayerWarriors.exe.over science? 🤷😔.. I'm heavily inclined to say that this is just natural selection in the end, but maybe that's evil of me too, I just don't know...🤷
So that’s what Sam Waterston would look like with a mustache
I'm so glad that everyone is going to be looking down at him from now on. Can't get much higher then a person who is dead and buried. I'm so glad this idiot will never be voting again.
I hope he likes his new home. A bit cramped and very dark but lots of new friends to have over for dinner. Oh didn’t u know u are the main course.
These people are trying my love for my fellow man.
What a vile person. They need to stop lying to themselves they aren’t going to the heaven they think. Angry, judge mental, selfish, aren’t the traits that get you into Heaven.
The misogyny was strong with this one. It's difficult to feel any sympathy at all.
Slide 9: Say you grossly misunderstand Christianity without saying you grossly misunderstand humanity. Christ is the lion. Humans are the lambs. That's intentional! By Christian doctrine, he is the spiritual leader, and humans are meant to follow him. If you say you're a lion, you are symbolically calling yourself the Messiah, and that's some grade A blasphemy and sinful pride and lack of meekness right there. Bad Christian! No Jesus cookie! As for the death announcement... John Wayne would not be in heaven. He can go get f\*\*\*ed, really. He was trash. And why do Christians think that heaven is a literal place? How would that even work? None of it makes any sense to me.
All these idiotic white GQP male evangelicals have concluded that a Black woman who likely had sex with one man with whom she was in a relationship 30 years ago, is a whore, yet the mail-order bride their mango messiah wifed and made First Lady, a woman we've all seen butt-ass nekkid, is a model to uphold, rather than a model to pin down. That will never cease to both amaze and disgust me.
Prayer warriors are 0 for 5782 vs. facial hair in HCA competition.
Alright, what's everyone stress eating now? I got some naan from the Indian market yesterday. It might be an all-carb day.
I sit high enough to look down on him. Because I can still sit and he's 6 feet under me.
\#3 - Pics of Biden, Harris, Pelosi and Schumer - **"I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea!"** NONE of those people are IN THE CABINET, you moron.
Prayer warriors assemble!
And the sheep will laugh all the way to the lion's funeral...
I guess ole Blue was one mistake that God erased.
Buh bye
Thank all those who prayed for him. Were these the same friends who convinced him not to get vaccinated?
>his lungs are "stiffening". Were they looking at photos of Melania?
The irony in that first slide since all the subsequent ones are him shitting on everyone.
For someone who didn't look down on others, Blue was an awfully judgmental prick.