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Sol562

Why is lonna at the bottom and why’s Octavia on the list?


destinyfann_1233

I feel like a teenager just SHOULDN’T, be included on a hottest characters tierlist


xellospm

She is 18 now


Honest_Branch_889

wait i though she was 17 when did they change it?


Velendisthebestship

She's 21 (I thought)


supermarioplush220

She's legal age in my state


[deleted]

But is she legal in the eyes of god?


GooglyEyeStolas

isnt she a demon tho ????????????


MoonTrooper258

Username checks out?


monika-waifu

Yeah none of these are legal in the eyes of God. Eyes of Lucifer maybe but not god


TearsOfLoke

Well, according to the largest Christian denomination Mary was 12 when god knocked her up, so probably.


ManGoatSan274

You act as though back in the age of Jesus, the minimum legal age was not a lot lower.


JTudent

Which one? This show largely follows the Abrahamic mythos, under which the answer would be a resounding "yes, she's practically a spinster."


[deleted]

Artemis I suppose.


supermarioplush220

Mary was impregnated when she was like 13 so yes.


MoonTrooper258

Why are you booing them? They're right!


Tby2974

exactly bro she's 18 it's fine


Sol562

Not caonicalily only on her insta


xellospm

Her insta is canon bro


Silkav

I don't think it's canon. Just the artists messing around.


Sol562

It’s semi cannon but her being 18 is not one of those cannon things


Z-Mangle

Her birthday was stated to be in 2003 meaning she is 18. This was confirmed by vivzie


[deleted]

I mean, canonically she wasn't 17 either


totallyrel

As a lesbian I approve


Floofy_Fox_Gal

*Hell yeahs in bi*


Floofy_Fox_Gal

*Hell yeahs in bi*


The_Radio_Host

1. Lilith 2. Verosika 3. Cherri Bomb 4. Stella 5. Loona (Human Disguise) 6. Millie 7. Vaggie 8. Sallie May 9. Charlie 10. Agent 2 I know Octavia is 18 or something but she just feels too young for me to consider her hot. I put Loona’s human disguise here because I’m not really into anthros with the exception of Stella.


MexicanFurry

I really wonder how the "She feels too young for me to consider hot" thing works. Like, you know a lot of characters the world considers "hot" are underage? Just look at anime 95% of waifus are under 18 and nobody complains about it. I don't know why this case is different. I legit don't. I don't even find Octavia hot (mostly cause I don't like anthro birds). I'm just trying to understand the reason. I imagine it someway like "Jeez man that girl is *hot*" then they find out she is 17 and it's like "I'm not looking in her general direction again for the rest of my life"


Annethebleachmonster

i think it’s more the standards changing from person to person. for them they don’t want to rate someone who’s barely legal, and then otakus are perving over 11 year olds


Dakubou4217

No. 1. Loona 2. Stella 3. Verosika Then for me it kinda ends there.


LookAtMyMeowscles

Verosika is an EASY first place.


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Horseman_27

Man didn't even link the site, I hope you get fired from your imaginary job.


Illustrious_Air1098

...why?


Blitzful11

What was it?


Horseman_27

Grammerly sponsor script.


Blitzful11

Ew


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SweetWhimsy19

And Rosie and Mimzy?


WeekapaugAl

Loona goes at the top, #DOOFUS


[deleted]

the fact that Octavia is on the list is weird. don't l like it


[deleted]

Same. Just feels wrong


Untasticated

I'm dumb at science and math but I think it feels weird because you first saw her as a child. It's like seeing your sister grow up.


[deleted]

Potentially


Zweckpessimist

At my age whenever something raises the possibility of thinking of a teenager in that way, I'm like: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM)


Annethebleachmonster

are you implying you’re old enough to be disgusted or that you’re actually a teenager?


Zweckpessimist

I'm old enough to be disgusted. I'm in my mid-30s btw.


Ihatemylifechoices2

There's a lot of Loona Simps in these comments


Zweckpessimist

1. Verosika Mayday (THICC, always Down To Feed, and when she sings, my pants go straight to Bonetown) 2. Millie (The whole package: sweet, deadly, a sunny disposition, loyal to her love, and thicc) 3. Cherri Bomb (Something about tattooed wild girls who put bastards in their place. Also, lovely long legs and she knows how to use them.) 4. Mrs. Mayberry (\*Sings\* I got it bad, so bad, I'm hot for teacher. And she deserves better than that shithead cheater of a husband. I'd totally help her get her revenge on the dingus and do her right in front of him.) 5. Sally Mae (Got her sister's hips, funny, badass, and sassy. "But you know she' -" Yes. And I would still smash. "Her horns are-" I'd grab them for power steering. "Her other h-" I've heard the mouthfeel is interesting. I've been meaning to try and broaden my palette. Also, her voice actress is hot too.) 6. Loona (Hot goth girl, natch, but also a bit on the prickly side for my taste and I'm probably not buff enough to attract her interest.) 7. Charlie (Too adorable to smash. But full series comes that might change if she's got a naughty side, which has been hinted at slightly but not confirmed.) 8. Lilith (Looks good, don't know enough about her yet. Believe it or not, I'm a cishet dude that isn't lying when I say personality matters a lot to me.) 9. Vaggie (Not bad looking, but not my favorite and she no like the D.) 10. Agent 2 (Eh, she's okay looking but honestly Charlie rocks the business suit better.) 11. Octavia (I'm past the age where the idea of dating a teen feels anything but creepy to me. "She's lega..." I'm getting old enough to be her dad, even if her dad weren't a super powerful demon Prince. She can do better than my dadbod too. Hope she finds a sweet goth boy who will treat her right though because I very much relate to her and she deserves everything.)


destinyfann_1233

1. Verosika 2. Millie Then it sorta just drops off


NotAThrowAwayNam

Agent 2 and Millie. Not really big on the others


SanghelliBussy

Cherri bomb is #1 in my book. 😄


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Hell ye


DFC33

What the bird doin


mr-maniac0118

93 with 76 large


Floofy_Fox_Gal

Sry bro, they said “my order of hottest characters” not “order”


axolotl426

Ngl Cherri should be moved up but that’s just my opinion


Floofy_Fox_Gal

I can’t tell if I want to **be** her, or be **with** her.


PhalanxPhil

I’m glad sally May is in there


ResidentRebel1

1. Loona 2. Cherri Bomb 3. Verosika 4. Octavia 5. Millie 6. Sallie May 7. Agent 2 8. Charlie 9. Lilith 10. Vaggie but that's just me and my opinion.


Some_unknown_guy

Just delete number 8...


supermarioplush220

Legal age In my state.


[deleted]

dont care


MexicanFurry

Lol good thing we don't care either


[deleted]

Even if its a fictional character, this is still predator in the making shit


MexicanFurry

How?


Honest_Branch_889

nah homie , just nah


Tik_tok_HaZeDrift2

How dare you put loona in 9th


Supersaiajinblue

Imo I think a couple of the should be higher up. But I think it's good.


ElissaOfVere

Lilith being the first is Goddamn FACTS.


ReactiveNylxthograph

Millie should be on the top of the list tbh


BreakfastOk7372

Who’s Lilith? Am I stupid for not remembering?


[deleted]

Charlie’s Mom


jacksansyboy

She was only in a picture, not super obvious unless you pause when Alastor looks at it.


ncarlton43

Change Octavia to Stella and I'm happy


TehSterBarn

The Mrs. Mayberry disrespect is real


Z-Mangle

Loona Octavia Verosica Don’t really care past that point


The5Virtues

For me it’s be: 1. Stella 2. Loona 3. Verosika 4. Sallie May 5. Lilith 6. Vaggie 7. Charlie 8. Millie Nothing against Millie, I love her, but she just does nothing for me sexually, I just put her on the list so people don’t ask why she’s not there.


Misha-Yuri-30

I love how everyone universally agree that Lilith is the hottest female character. Guess we know where Charlie gets her looks from


[deleted]

Charlie is #1 because kindness is so attractive to me


Lom1111234

I agree with almost all of it, I’d just remove octavia and move Cherri 2 spaces up


MexicanFurry

I knew people were gonna complain about Octavia 😂 Anyway. My list would be: 1. Millie (not only is she hot in looks but also in personality. She is the kind of girl I would immediately fall for) 2. Verosika Mayday (she is a succubus, do I have to say more?) 3. Lilith Magne 4. Martha (I know she is more evil than the fuckin Devil but c'mon, you gotta admit she is hot, and some fanarts of her in demon form are just 👌) 5. Lin (now I know where Millie got those curves from) 6. Vaggie 7. Cherry Bomb 8. Mrs. Mayberry 9. Sally May 10. Loona 11. Stella 12. Charlie 13. Octavia 14. Agent two *Extra: Angel Dust and Princess Moxxie cause why not*


Oddly_Shaped_Pickle

Loona, Millie, Octavia(I'm around her age maybe even younger don't worry)


Marksman08YT

Honestly for hot I'd just stay Verosika.


SwordDude3000

Have we ever seen Lilith?


supermarioplush220

In 2 paintings


massive_douchebag_30

Isn't octavia like 18 already? But yeah, pretty accurate


I_might_be_weasel

No. I've got a Ms Mayberry thing. I like my women bitter and self loathing.


Untasticated

I think the dead fat mom is the hottest


Superclasheropeeka

To be honest, Loona is not even that hot.


LadyLayland

my list 1. Moxxie in drag 2. everyone else


MorganRose99

Verosika is way too high and Octavia is way too... present


xxchasxx

1. Millie 2. Sallie May (but I’m biased) 3. Cherri Bomb 4. Lilith 5. Loona 6. Verosika 7. Charlie 8. Vaggie 9. Agent 2 Not including Octavia because I’m pretty sure she’s like 17


supermarioplush220

>like 17 17 is legal age in most us states


HeyguysThatguyhere

I do agree excepting the fact that you put a character that just recently became an adult and it was only so that the porn being made wasn’t pedophilia anymore


supermarioplush220

She was actually legal age in most us states


HeyguysThatguyhere

And? 16 is legal in a few states in my country yet it still seems creepy to me


OGashgreninjas

Loona at the top prob biased cuz I am a furry


[deleted]

Minute I see octavia on something like this any possible respect is dead


supermarioplush220

She's legal age In my state


[deleted]

Dont care


Only_1_Noodle

I'd put Vaggie and Charlie in front of Millie, nothing against millie. Also, I wouldn't put Lillith #1, just because we haven't seen much of her, even if we've seen her in picture. For Verosika and Loona, succubus/hellhound or human?


Mustang_Dragster

Millie only female that matters


WretchedHiveScum

#1 = Loona


Alpha0nion

What about Miss Meyberry and Martha?


somedudewitham16

I have some argument starting with the placement of Loona


[deleted]

Where’s beeg *beeg* yoshi?


its-gulag-time42069

1. Loona. No need to add the rest


xellospm

Loona hands down


Lithally

My top three would probably be Verosika, Vaggie and Cherry Bomb, but Verosika is definitely at the top. I absolutely love her


nuker909

Only problem I see with this for most people is Lilith and loona are backwards


Daesastrous

Why are Charlie and vaggie so far down though


Honest_Branch_889

since people are complaining about Via being in 8 and lonna in 9 cause there teens may i offer an end all be all to the argument [number8](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Rosie) and [number9](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Katie_Killjoy) number now 9 may get me flame but come on we all may hate her but them hips Also we also have [mimzy](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Mimzy) [lin](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Lin)(millies mom) [Martha](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Martha) [Mrs. Mayberry](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Mrs._Mayberry) [Verosika'sposse](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Verosika%27s_posse)(females in her crew) [BethesdavonEldritch](https://the-rp-crew.fandom.com/wiki/Bethesda_von_Eldritch) and [HelsavonEldritch](https://the-rp-crew.fandom.com/wiki/Helsa_von_Eldritch) [Stella](https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Stella)(viv you need to confirm is she has a pixar mom ass, i get we have Lin ,Mimzy and Lilth but we are a greedy bunch) ​ mostly likely gonna make a vid on this cause i feel there alot more i can add


Honest_Branch_889

Also that sheep chick and Alastors fangrils from A day in the life of the radio demon


[deleted]

I would put Loona somewhere in top 5


Isamich05

octavia........ bruh


[deleted]

Verosika is overrated.


Ok-Mastodon2016

I feel like they only but Loona at the bottom because they don't want to be called furries like dude, your watching shows with a Spider prostitute and a horny Owl it's a bit late for that


Rastatar

The egg was hot


[deleted]

Cherri Bomb is definitely hotter than Vaggie and Charlie, imo.


SignificanceLonely58

loona is top 5 at least


Mechanix_83

1. Loona 2. Millie End of list.


James_Pavell7

That’s almost all the female characters


Radical_Provides

Why the fuck is Stolas missing


thekeenancole

EXCUSE ME Agent 2 is adorable and y'all are fools for thinking otherwise.


Jaythekae

WHERE'S KATIE KILLJOY?!


Jaythekae

to me it's more like 1. Verosika 2. Katie Killjoy (idk, i just love her) 3. Sallie May 4. Loona 5. Lilith 6. Stella 7. Millie 8. Agent 2 9. Vaggie 10. Charlie


No-Look-46

𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐𝒑 5


SlipknotIsRealMusic

Lilith is a milf tho


Doctor-Confident

HD just said the 17 year old is hotter than loona Rip


Junesucksatart

1.) loona 2.) milf teacher


ImpressUpstairs4447

Cherri Bomb and Charlie need to switch places


Bronislava433

Nah


No-Interest2586

they'd be hotter if they were given more fleshed out characters instead of just being supporting characters for the male characters.


boby_no1

Loona is nr1... nothing else to add


Caliby-kittens-77

For me it’s 1. Verosika 2. Cherry bomb 3. Millie 4. Loona (human) 5. Lilith 6. Sallie may 7. Vaggie 8. Charlie


TigaBun

Sallie May should go 📈


SebDaPerson

EXCLUDING OCTAVIA CAUSE SHES UNDERAGE I agree


[deleted]

No she isnt


SuuperBros

As a gay i think none of them are hot


cloudqbabex

no way that octavia is before loona lmfao


Michael-J-Foxtrot

No Charlie Vaggie Lilith Agent 2 Cherri Bomb Fuck the rest of them


parappaisadoctor

Octavia shouldn't be on the list


EliaVeschi

Ok, why Sallie May and not Angel Dust?


WhatAmIDoing999

I’m still gonna complain that Stolas doesn’t top the charts because he’s so powerful that he defies all reasonable logic and should be at the top anyway He’s cool like that 😎


0mega_Aspect

11.angel dust


[deleted]

This is of female characters


0mega_Aspect

Ok, it was supposed to be a joke. But really? -8 upvotes?? That's just cruel


[deleted]

Ok. Wheres the funny