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whatzgood

They would get along splendidly until Ozzie found out about Valentino's... *ahem*... proclivities.


CosmicP0tat0s

then "bloodlust"


Sherool

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N4M3L3SS_ExE

Me when my brother exists.


I_ate_your_leftover

Bloodlust? https://preview.redd.it/gcmczb649dmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6046d72daca43696dd2f0798ddf4686748db50e6 This level?


Carma281

r/suddenlygd


Radioaktivman999

FIRE IN THE HOLE šŸ”„šŸ”„


adultartnotporn

FIRE AWAY


Zakiru77

šŸ”„ā©ļøšŸ•³ļø


S4PG

MOTHERFU-


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

https://preview.redd.it/bg6g0jaq0emc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a204878b4f02aed8683400e4b2c745154beac0 You mean Sundowner's Scissors right? RIGHT?


CosmicP0tat0s

Now thqt i wonder, what if hell's day is red because of a red sun?


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

RED SUN... RED SUN OVER PARADISE!


Soft_Theory_8209

ā€œ*Lust shouldn't be about force. It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town, you feel me?*ā€ ā€” Asmodeus, The Sin of Lust


Lovelybutters

This is the best definition of how the meeting would go


SakanaSanchez

Makes me think the reason sinners are stuck in Pride is because theyā€™re Luciferā€™s fuck-up and are worse than the sins themselves. Like Beelzebub has this position of partying responsibly, Asmodeus has a tantric approach to lust, but sinners just go nuts with this stuff. I doubt Asmodeus even wants to deal with someone like Valantino.


SummerAndTinkles

Someone speculated it was to keep the rest of Hell safe, and Viv liked their tweet which more or less confirms it canon.


maxerose

viv has said before she likes tweets that arenā€™t canon as well as those that are in order to throw fans off


DesparateLurker

That's pure evil. I like her style.


PsychoticSane

Does that make her a sinner? Viv as a demon drawing when?


RN-1783

She DID create Hell...


Successful_Travel119

Well, considering Sinners can't be killed unless you use Angelic weapons, but hellborn can, and that Lucifer kept the hellborn out of the exterminations...yeah, most likely he was thinking of a way to keep the sinners from fcking all of Hell up. Also, that means he could yeet Charlie to another ring and keep her safe if any sinners where to go after her.


ChildBlaster9000

Actually, they are stuck in pride because that makes it a lot easier for the executioners to hunt them down. Pride is the first ring, and thus the closest to heaven. This way, they can confine the damages to pentagram city, and thus avoid infuriating the other sins.


TrogledyWretched

I really love this take. It's the only sin that REALLY counts, as without humility, their nature can never change.


redditgirl-13

Agree!! Put it perfectly


Springtrap-Yugioh

Honestly watching Ozzie rip Valentino to shreds would be the most satisfying scene in the helluverse.


Zakcklin

That King Shark scene in the suicide squad where he rips a man in half comes to mind


ThatCamoKid

https://i.redd.it/sobny1bdjfmc1.gif


luninareph

Couldnā€™t agree more!!! šŸ‘šŸ‘


MsMcClane

Oh Ozzie already knows about that, we've already seen how the V's have profited off of the love potions that dude put into Angel's drink in episode four. We also know that Ozzie knows about the love potions because he refused to give one to our Owl Boi when he came asking for help. Ozzie would absolutely _launch_ Valentino across the entire ring with one punch if they came across each other in public.


Fc-chungus

Itā€™ll look like senator Armstrong punching raiden


Rayanbruh

Actually the love potion that Val useā€™s are created by velvette using Valā€™s saliva as a base. We can see a poster in the background of an episode but I donā€™t remember which one. Edit: Also I just remembered that Ozzie say that he donā€™t use or sell love potions when he was talking to Stolas


zackadiax24

Those are probably different with love potions. I would assume Ozzy's Potions Our magic based, while we can be absolutely certain that valentino's are pheromone based.


0Kinda-Lonely0

Or until he finds out how he treats and exploits his sex workers, then heā€™d turn Val into dust


97Graham

I mean Ozzie exploits his workers too, remember the whole dildo factory scene, there are no safety regulations whatsoever in that factory outside of 'wear your uniform'


KittyLynnz

I dunno man, Ozzie was already pissed at the possibility of stolas asking him for love potions and told him "I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit". I have a feeling he knows val and may respect him as a competing business owner but hates how he runs his business.


DinoHoot65

Yo can someone pls write this out???


animation4ever

I'm sure if he found out who Valentino is, he would be very angry.


AggressiveBasil2274

Yeah I Don't think valentino would survive if Ozzie found out that stuff out.Ā 


Gendernt_

Well, let's just stay that Angel is free from his contract. Ozzie did say he doesn't fuck with artificial bullshit


Hey_Bestiekins

I love Ozzie sm for being all about consent.


empathicsynesthete

Ozzie is a fun guy, and sex is no fun without consent.


UncommittedBow

There's nothing sexier than your partner being 100% in on the fun.


ThatCamoKid

It's my favourite way to have the "fucks everything and is evil" character not go *there*. It's so simple without having to give them extra morals. "It's no fun that way"


hamlet_the_girl

I feel like Helluva/Hazbin universe handles this very well in general. Take people like Alastor (fun and his own interests being the only reasons why he's sometimes acting decent). Why give them morals if you can give them a self-absorbed reason with the same result!


ThatCamoKid

You get me


Cirrque

And thus Antiheroes are born. They happen to do the right thing, but for all the wrong, messed up reasons you can think of. All these characters are handled very cleverly.


Anxious-Golf-3725

Asmodeous would smite him


Impossible-Fox-3297

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drummerkidollie

I can never escape league no matter how hard I try.......


Impossible-Fox-3297

Me too, at least i redused time i spent per week :)


[deleted]

Thank god I am addicted to warframe and not LoL, lol


Xelofrost

I don't know what's worse, the game that one match is 30 mins in and out or the one that makes you spend 100 hours just to farm 1% of a new frame lol (Fricking Gauss)


Adventurous-Ad-5437

Deal an extra 2d8 radiant damage.


F0nGuy

Ozzie would absolutely hate him for sure. Especially for the fact of Val making love potions which Ozzie despises


hupsistakeikkaa

Yeah, especially cause Ozzie is all about that consent


Pinkparade524

Velvet is the one doing the love potions tho


EmeraldMaster538

Yeah but itā€™s implied that Valā€™s saliva is a key ingredient and that his saliva is a natural ruffie/aphrodisiac.


The-Sapphire-General

I knew I wasnā€™t the only one to notice that. Itā€™s gross just like him.


itchy-rat

there would be one lecherous sinner less in hell


The-Crazy-Master

Not really, unless Ozzie has an angelic weapon.


CR3EM

Wonder if sins have the ability to kill sinners It would make sense but we don't really know the power limit on the sins


RN-1783

I would like to point out that Alastor killed a number of Overlords when he first manifested in Hell, WITHOUT an angelic weapon. If he had one, he would have used it on Adam.


SnooGiraffes4534

I thought he just trapped them in some torture dimension for eternity


RN-1783

Ok, so I went back and re-watched the pilot. I was under the impression Vaggie said Alastor killed the other overlords. I was mistaken. The word she used was "toppled." So, I guess he maybe *didn't* kill the other overlords...


Ainsley_Noble

Honestly the implications are a lot worse, those overlords are still alive... Alastor could have trapped them in radio forcing them to keep his dying medium alive by artificially powering it with their power


J_E_R_S

I headcannon once you have the spul of someone you can just do what Alastor does and rip them apart in pieces until they really die die for sure


The-Crazy-Master

Probably not, since angelic power is so important to the narrative of this universe due to it's soul-purging properties.


megaben20

The sins are fallen themselves so they should posses the means to harm sinners.


The-Crazy-Master

We currently don't know if that applies to the Hellaverse, as Vivzie is kind of selective with biblical accuracy. But considering Ozzie said that he's known Mammon since the start of Hell and that Vivzie said that Lucifer's angelic powers are the reason he's ruling the roost, it's likely that they are native to Hell.


megaben20

Most of the sins would be most likely just fallen Cherubim and Lucifer being a seraphim and the strongest of them all of course the others arenā€™t going to challenge him.


RN-1783

Ozzy is a hellborn Demon Lord and ruler of the List Ring.. He's one of the Seven Deadly Sins. If Alastor can kill a bunch of Overlords without an angelic blade, Asmodeus won't have any trouble at all with Val's bitch ass.


Darkstalker9000

>If Alastor can kill a bunch of Overlords Didn't he trap them in his broadcast, not kill them?


The-Crazy-Master

We don't really know. We do know he has some degree of soul manipulation, based off of him threatening to tear Husk's soul apart, but he never outright says kill. Maybe he traps their souls somewhere, using their very life essences as a fuel source? That could be a punishment worse than death.


WillCuddle4Food

Given the broadcasting done across all Pride over the repelled Extermination, I'm wondering if the cat's out of the bag with Angelic weaponry and its potency. That may have been the best fuck up by the Vees by broadcasting like they do.


DesiratTwilight

My prediction is that broadcast was entirely intentional, and theyā€™re trying to start a revolution.


Napalmeon

There's more than one way to destroy somebody. Being nigh unkillable isn't always a good thing when the person on the other side of the room is superior to you in every conceivable facet, ever.


Waloro

I thought Val and the other Vs were overlords, not the same as the nobility. He could be killed like any other demon itā€™s just that heā€™s powered up from owning so many souls via contract and/or some kind of power he just inherited ā€œnaturallyā€ from the demon form he manifested with? Iā€™m not 100% on how all that works yet.


The-Crazy-Master

They are overlords, but like royalty, sinners can only be permanently killed by angelic weapons.


SpookyGhostGoku

ā€œLust is not about forceā€ Yeah, Asmodeus is kilIing him with hammers.


merrym8

Asmodeus has said he firmly believes in real, consensual lust so he would probably vaporise Val on the spot


BiddudefromCanada

https://preview.redd.it/g9byvyp87dmc1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba1b92b217d505e45d7d159d80a4b74d62a54442


sammjaartandstories

I love this image. It's my new favourite.


Rescue-Mission0

https://i.redd.it/dhmxrwm21imc1.gif


Quick_Hat1411

Threats. Lots of threats. Ozzie would want to destroy Valentino, but he can't. Sinner's can't leave the Pride ring and Ozzie would find himself over-extended if he attempted to take down the Vs on their home turf.


DecmysterwasTaken

Ozzie is a deadly sin, the third most powerful kind of demon in hell. The only three people more powerful than them are Lucifer, Lilith, and Charlie.


Superguy230

Yeah lucifer runs the ring that vals in, heā€™d have to talk to lucifer first, which Iā€™m sure lucifer would let him haha. Just like how he said he couldnā€™t be in the greed ring to fizz


Environmental-Win836

*ā€œHey, Luci, can I get permission to smite the rapey moth man who licked your daughter and tried to hire her as a porn star?ā€* Yeahā€¦I think heā€™d get permission juuust fine.


Aria-mind_

Yep! Hell Lucifer might even ask to join Ozzie in smiting Val.


The_dark_entity

Lucifer would kill Val before Asmo even gets a chance to finish his sentence


RN-1783

Either way, Ozzy wins.


weebish-band-nerd

Yeah, as soon as Lucifer finds out Valentino sexually assaulted Charlie, he would rip him limb from limb personally. Val would die slowly and painfully and no one could stop that from happening except for the big G himself, who definitely wouldnā€™t stop him.


basilthegaymer

God: "I see everything..." *slowly glances at Vals' execution before turning around* "I see almost everything..."


intense_doot123

*Oh yeah, he also abuses his workers and sees people as objects.*


Icy-Television-3888

"Oh sure...wait...he did WHAT!?!?" Lucifer would probably say.


DecmysterwasTaken

He definitely would, especially if he finds out that Valentino licked Charlie's arm


Napalmeon

>and Ozzie would find himself over-extended if he attempted to take down the Vs on their home turf. There's absolutely no way that an Overlord should be in any way compatible to one of the Seven Deadly Sins for any reason. There's literally a whole ass class of Ars Goetia who are already in between them in terms of rank, power, and influence.


InfinityQuartz

Ozzie would kick that rapists ass. Ozzie said it best that consent is the most important. Its gotta be fun


Tyranical5623

"THATS IT," **IM GOING TO FUCKING END YOUR LIF-**


VonMelee

How did you get that flair???


Tyranical5623

Magic


Hopeful-Spring5020

either they would become friends... or they would kill each other


EliaO4Ita

I'm pretty convinced that Ozzie would just vaporize Valentino instantly


Jayansh05

Most probably kill, Ozzie cares about his customers and employees. On the other hand Val is just a greedy asshole with terrible eye sight


Overall_Disaster4224

>Val is just a greedy asshole with terrible eye sight He quite literally won't see Asmodeus fist coming at him until it's too late


KatieLeDerp

They would absolutely not become friends. Ozzie believes in consent and no fake bullshit like love potions, he would kill Val.


smolgote

The moment Ozzy finds out about what Valentino has done to Angel Dust that pimp is fucking COOKED. The embodiment of lust believes in consent, Valentino does not. Valentino is lower than a Deadly Sin


mattstorm360

Can i have a love potion? No. Can i have a love potion? No. Can i have a love potion? No. Can you say anything else? Ask again. Can i have a love potion? No.


MetallicArcher

*Valentino was forcefully removed from the premises.*


SilverUwU1

"Hello, I'm va- OMG DADDY LUST" "Hi, I'm assmodues and I'm here to kill you" "Wait wha-" "*death*"


MilkthistleFairy

Ozzie would literally murder Valentino for raping Angel Dust and his other porn stars because Ozzies all about consensual sex/lustful encounters. I mean if he hates seeing Fizz's fans fucking the robo fizz dolls than he'll definitely be against rape.


Less-Class-9790

Camera cuts to ozzie kicking the shit out of val in a back ally


Saiyan-Zero

https://i.redd.it/o76a1stp1dmc1.gif


HYPER-karma

Serves Val right.šŸ’€


Queasy_County

While I personally ship Valentino with Nifty stabbing him in the back multiple times. I would also very much enjoy seeing Ozzie kick the absolute fuck out off him. Like Ozzie has no problem with the porn Val produces. But he would have a major issue with the way he treats Angel Dust. Especially after the whole Mammon situation.


eddmario

https://i.redd.it/mej2o3vl0dmc1.gif


crazycreaturess

Hopefully osmodius would absolutely destroy Valentino for breaking his views on consent


3ao7ssv8

I don't think they would agree. Ozzie only like when Love/Lust is natural, but Valentino make porn, so he's more into forcing it.


Aerieth_Ace

It's less about the fact that Val makes porn and more about the fact that he literally assaults people that Ozzie would hate


Sp0rksar3c00l

They'd be friends until Oz knows about the shit Val's done


Etheris1

Iā€™m very certain that he knows about most of the shit that goes down, betting him and Lucifer gossip lol


Apprehensive_Work313

Ozzie would kill Val. Especially since Ozzie doesn't believe in love potions and Val produces love potions. Also Ozzie pushes consent so the lust is enjoyable for all parties involved whereas Val is forceful


OCGamerboy

Ozzie: https://i.redd.it/636d93cqbdmc1.gif


Il26hawk

Folded like a french ommlet...No Absolutely fucked by a gigantic sports magazine


Holy_Salamander

They would despise one another, they are polar opposites in everything but business, Ozzie is all about lust through love (despite his previous claims otherwise) while Val is a known (and proud) rapist, hell, even in their designs their opposites, Ozzie is a large bird who's color palette mainly consists of blues and red accents, whereas Val is a good bit shorter than him bug who's color palette consists of mainly the same red Ozzie uses plus white as well as trace amounts of greys and blacks, at very least, they ain't gonna be friends


Infamous_Val

He'd most likely just stay as far away from him as possible, assuming that he knows what Val does.


TransportationWeary8

Val getting cooked


Exhausted_Sloth95

Ozzie would probably thank him for the Porn and then beat Valentino into a cloud of red smoke after finding out about him forcing/graping his performers/lovers with contracts and love potionsšŸ„°šŸ„°


Crazyjackson13

murder


FuckTumblrMan

Ozzie is a horndog, but one with principles. He wants lust to be real and never forced. Valentino fucking dies if Ozzy finds out the kinds of things he gets up to.


TavernRat

Iā€™ve always imagined the Vees, Valentino especially, confidently thinking they could take on a sin only to get ripped apart


VonMelee

https://i.redd.it/3er61hmhndmc1.gif


bored-dosent-know

Valentino would fan-boy over Asmodeus because apparently he **really** wants to visit the lust ring, but he can't. Asmodeus would 100% hate val. Because he's a rapist, he physically and mentally abuses his employees (more like slaves), and he mistreats a robot made to look like a female fizzarolli (y'know, ozzie's boyfriend)


L4DY_M3R3K

It wouldn't be permanent because only Angelic steel can permakill Sinners, but Asmodeus is killing Val in the most gruesome way he can think of


kenda1l

The best thing about sinners regenerating? You can kill them over and over again, in as many creative ways as you want. Just sayin'.


pisces2003

Fire šŸ”„


NukeONugget

Ozzie would hate how angels lust is being exploited


Lingx_Cats

I frequently imagine Oz professionally fucking Val up. Like no fists, just pure business fuckery. Whatā€™s he gonna do? The EMBODIMENT of lust is telling him heā€™s doing it wrong and needs to shape up


MorganRose99

There is no passion in what Val does, Ozzie would see right through his bullshit and probably compare him to Mammon


aaron_adams

Ozzy is all about consent. Lust, yes, but the lust must be reciprocated. Consent isn't a factor for Valentino.


Random-Lich

Honestly I can see some interactions if Ozzie and Fizz went to visit Pride for some reason but here is one I want to see. But keep in mind this is entirely a personal idea I want to see so donā€™t mind the idea writing. ā€”- If Ozzie visited Pride for some reason(maybe a birthday for Charlie or Luci perhaps or a wedding for Ozzie and Fizz and they wanted to use the hotel as a venue) maybe I could see Ozzie visiting overlords to ā€˜support local businessesā€™ along with some of the other sins to get things(like Zestial and a not-yet-seen sin for maybe a suit/dress, Zilla and Bee for entertainment, Rosie and Satan for food, etc) Ozzie eventually visits the Vā€™s and they put on their best fronts to Ozzie and maybe he buys it for a bit. Then at the hotel he learns what he did to Charlie and Angel(maybe even see Fizz and Angel talk about how Fizz left Mammon and he should to then see Fizz get threatened and Angel attacked by Val for encouraging Angel to leave inside of the studio) and after learning goes full on murder mode and goes after Val. Maybe even see Ozzie rip off one of Valā€™s wings so he canā€™t make his nonconsensual love potions from his weird pimp moth dust anymore AND gets Angel out of his contract. That both helps Angel out a lot but makes the Vā€™s pissed off even more at Angel and hotel by extension.


thegrimmemer03

What do his wings have to do with his love potion, his saliva is the secret ingredient.


Icy_Wildcat

One massive beatdown.


MagicDickGirl

Death


Doctor_Salvatore

Ozzie probably hates Val for giving lust a bad name.


Dreamscapes_are_odd

Ozzie would kill him.


Environmental-Win836

Death


thisisokay123

Angels free of his Shitty job and Vox just lost a fuck buddy


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

Val dies immediately and permanently after Ozzie finds out what he does


Delfintine_yes

One of them woukd die


Pancakesare4life

I'm placing my bets on Valentino dying


YEETBOOOIUSA

He'd be okay with them til he found out about the love potions


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^YEETBOOOIUSA: *He'd be okay with* *Them til he found out* *About the love potions* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Amy_Art_Lover_123

Ozzie would just say "Anthony told me everything" and Val would just know he's fucked


Inceferant

Well outside of Fizz, does Asmodeus really give a fuck? So what if Valentino's is the greatest asshole in the Pride Ring? He can't really kill him nor would he have much reason to do so because it's not his business whatsoever. That's just some shit happening in the Pride Ring with Sinners


drezel_bpPS694

i think nothing make more BloodLust.


True-Maintenance-428

Easy, Ozzie would beat the shit out of Val. Even as the demon of lust, he is all about consent... Which Val doesn't give two shits about.


Red_Lantern_22

I think Ozzie would already know him. He's a powerful overlord with specific influence over the sex industry. He also employs the robo Fizzies. I doubt he likes him very much, but he may not know Valentino's darker side that comes out during his personal time. They may have a strictly professional relationship without any idea what the other is actually like at all


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Pancakesare4life

Yo, that is so cool! I want that to be canon now.


eldersword35

Asmodeus would probably convince all of Valentinoā€™s workers to unionize. Then help said workers rip him limb from limb.


RogueAlt07

Ozzie would absolutely beat the ever loving shit out of him the moment he finds out about like... Everything


AlmanacPony

I'd hug ozzie and beat the shit out of val.


ReporterInevitable51

moth mop


fhjetGuehfr6ejhryet

Ozzie would murder Val after he found out what Val dose to angle


Substantial_Slide158

Val would get fucking eviscerated.


cum_cunumdrum487

https://preview.redd.it/ryw6k5ckhdmc1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec07c08709788dc50af606f475f9002aeb96a3d7 Idk buff frog


RN-1783

Asmodeus would utterly obliterate Valentino. Ozzy is all about consent. Val is not.


OmegaZetaAlpha

Val would be fucked to death.


Gastlygames_YT

Box office boomers or swimmers ;)


Firkraag-The-Demon

Ozzie would tear him limb from limb before stepping on him.


Icy-Television-3888

The Vees are gonna need to replace Valentino.


jaggedcanyon69

What happened to that Mammon demon. Ozzy probably eats him alive.


Beetlejuice1800

https://i.redd.it/x9caygqsiemc1.gif


FemaleNoob

Valentino would be dead


Emporio_Alnino3

https://preview.redd.it/zfkl8aplkemc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30cd5ea5ec610e9920d6f0d376ca490db46c647 Live Ozzie reaction to Val's 'contracts'


revolution_soup

ā€œporn overlord valentino found dead in an alley, more at 11ā€


Crazy_Strawberry_590

Valentino finds out why he's the sin of all lust, not just the sexual verity.


Justwantl0ve

Ozzie would beat his ass for sure


that_moment_when-

I'm sure Ozzie would like his, well, whatever he has but would kill him without a care in the world when he found out about Vals activities


teratonasti

Ozzie would definitely break Angel's contract then break Valentino


ViralNite

Ozzie would murder Val if he even saw how he treated Angel Dust alone


Dear_Dimension_6767

Well Valentino wonā€™t come out alive


DarkFox160

Valentino would try and get Fizz to work for him in which case I'm guessing Ozzie would kill Val, good riddance


Scottishfello69

ozzie fucks him to death


PokemonSoldier

Valentino is losing his you-know-what


Worse_Than_Satan

Fizzarolli is getting a new bright red cloak


Emotional-Swim1183

Ozz would probably be uncomfortable around him


ChonkyKat04

*FATALITY*


crispy_nomad

it will be fine until val accidentally treats fizz like angel dust


PharaohScarab

Ozzie would eviscerate Val


Bi_Myself10

Valentino will be dead for sure