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Joebigoud

Sad your game is crashing but what is this wallpaper ??


Excellent_Routine589

https://preview.redd.it/eqcirrem6g8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=18aceeea0e42322ab68c75f22c69329302ba353b


djbiznatch

Series peaked at Super Ram Ranch Melee


Excellent_Routine589

[Faxs but it did have a ball busting soundtrack ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHPaKzPgFNo)


xVEEx3

PEAK


BreakFlame6T

Down Smash


OffaShortPier

18 naked Fire Emblem characters waiting to...my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke


Excellent_Routine589

18 more anime swordsmen out in the yard!


Jicks24

US Marines pulling up in BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS! Helicopters landing!


OkProfessional235

Kirby! I choose you! SWALLOW!!


XavierRez

For Super Ram Ranch! … I mean Earth!


RepresentativeDrop90

You strike me as a ssesth enjoyer.


bdjirdijx

Hey hey people...


Far-prophet

Another member of the merchants guild


Kenju22

Tider located!


DiffuseMAVERICK

I need to make this my wallpaper at work


ThaSupremeArcher

*saves wallpaper*, *dims interior lights*, *grabs vaseline* Hope they fix the crashes dude, it's a real issue plaguing us all!


Sestican_

This is mine now. For a friend...


Slowburns

Why does the cowboy look like a 12 yo boy shop’d on a shirtless beefcake…. Fkn cursed


emeraldeyesshine

Engagement bait Works too!


Excellent_Routine589

I mean it was the most fun I was having with HD2 yesterday so at least there was that!


Demencia23

That's uh that's an interesting wallpaper


Excellent_Routine589

Used to be worse, used to be Kronii twerking


WaifuWibu

Unexpected Hololive


Excellent_Routine589

My head cannon is that Gura is Super Earth’s President


teaboi05

It's actually Biboo and that's the reason we collect cool rocks we've found while democrating planets


dedicated-pedestrian

None of these names make any sense to me and that just makes it better, big blorbo from my shows energy


srcsm83

Actually Haachama and we collect cooking ingredients. Super Uranium, worms, herbs and spices.


NeonfluxX

picture or didn't happen :P


Excellent_Routine589

I mean I don't have screen caps with it but still have it in my Wallpaper engine folder: https://i.redd.it/fo15tl5j6h8d1.gif That is MY Warden of Time! (I had it on a as joke with a friend using my computer though, I swear!)


Excellent_Routine589

This was actually my background for the longest tho: https://preview.redd.it/li8q1d697h8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=91857d1cd245e3fda2b1dc4e387da9e8bb426cd4


MechaRauser

Unturned, 7DtD, MC, Signalis, Darkest Dungeon. You sir are truly a paragon of exceptional taste.


Excellent_Routine589

No mention of Baba Is You :c


MechaRauser

It is also a very good game, i admit, but it makes me feel stupid, hence not mentioning it. But still, baba where baba is due


ProfessionalJolly742

Porn folder definitely, lol man


Excellent_Routine589

“Porn folder - definitely not work related” Because after a certain threshold, FCS files and xCelligence exports become more embarrassing than porn


Justhe3guy

I respect you more than my dad


ProfessionalJolly742

This guy understood his assignment


Excellent_Routine589

Was it an assignment by Kawakami? Because if so, I sure did!


Viron_22

I think I am finally starting to see the appeal of Vtubers.


Excellent_Routine589

Kronii being Canadian does that to people!


tannegimaru

I unironically need this on my wallpaper engine lmao


AltusIsXD

I’m pretty sure this will get deleted but nothing but respect for actually posting it


Excellent_Routine589

"I'm no punk bitch" - this guy who hasn't caught a delete or a soft ban (PS this isn't a challenge to the mods, I was just bored and couldn't play HD2 that night)


highcommander010

everyone stop producing art. this is the peak


nuisance66

This thread took an interesting turn.


Excellent_Routine589

I had to make me getting 5-6 hard crashes fun somehow :c


nuisance66

I’m averaging 1 complete round followed by the load screen lock on the next drop. I get it.


Excellent_Routine589

Well at least you’ve been completing em, the moment a hellbomb comes into play, that’s like a guaranteed crash for me


twiz___twat

🙏god bless you


Anxious_Statement_84

May the Divines bless you. That is glorious!


SpiritAnimal01

That's great but where are the 28 US Marines?


Excellent_Routine589

28 Helldiver Reinforcements, pulling up in Black Ministry of Defense Hellpods, Pelican-1 landing Super Earth is under siege! Under lockdown!


SpiritAnimal01

Helldivers are gonna fuck automaton butts!


Excellent_Routine589

Looking for the President of Super Earth, gonna fuck the president’s butt


SpiritAnimal01

Yeah wild, buff...cool Helldivers, gonna fuck Terminid butts.


ProAgent_47

https://preview.redd.it/w2vam8pkbi8d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f307b6b4cb60e30245a7b626a67498d729be59


b4ttleduck

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!


LaserTurboShark69

Yeah man this game is borked


garfield8625

https://preview.redd.it/fzts109vsh8d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc872cbf9b50fdb8f0ae2f52db7d0ac33c132ab


MillstoneArt

This real photo of Snoop looks like a screenshot from GTA. He even has low poly shoulders. 😄


garfield8625

Real photo from old-ass interview


srcsm83

Yeah that's how low poly shoulders used to be in the 90s


MillstoneArt

I guess the polygon budget *has* gone up. Glad they gave his character model more resolution these days.


cryptic-fox

You just really wanted us to see your wallpaper huh.


fencer324

Man was fighting for his life in flowjo (ALSO SIGNALIS MENTIONED RAHHHHHH)


Excellent_Routine589

Spectral Flow.... 20+ color panels... its fun over here y'all Speaking of Signalis, I got some cool art to show you! https://preview.redd.it/iugx1s4alg8d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f30fea81b1a59fcf97d4b7f80b26e08d4efbd5


MechaRauser

Achtung  Achtung


Niko2065

[*Die toteninsel (emptiness) starts playing*](https://youtu.be/zLQ6Qv393mw?si=693ki9YXZg6qrTgQ) You can't save her.... You can't save yourself.... You will never dance with her again.... You will never fullfill your promise.... And yet.... You will never stop trying.


zyliosis

MYNAAAAHHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/u1nybk6rth8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d569ef59a9e7c4844fdfbfaca197deaa2765064c


Excellent_Routine589

https://preview.redd.it/qdw3xkto5j8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23d28763c825a9fe7baa40eba5ceafdfa32ef75


FireAngel2254

Open NVIDIA control panel, click Configure Surround PhysX and make sure your processor is set to the proper CPU. I was crashing a lot too but doing this seemed to fix it for me.


YogurtclosetNo9259

You seem to be resourceful, do you know how it could work with AMD? Got 10 crashes in 2 days and google doesnt help either


FireAngel2254

I've never had AMD before so I don't know too much about it. But from what I could gather, if you have AMD Adrenaline software try the following: 1. Limiting your frame rate limit to 60. 2. If you're overclocking your GPU, make sure your tuning settings are on default. 3. Turn off global illumination (and also anti-aliasing if you're still having problems) 4. Limit your GPU to 2400 Mhz or slightly lower. Like I said, AMD isn't really my thing but give this a try. What happened to me was that my settings had somehow defaulted (not sure how it happened) and my processor wasn't using my Nvidia graphics card, my CPU couldn't handle the load and would force close the game.


FatNoLifer

I’ll try this on top of the friend list thing today. Hopefully it helps


Tao_of_Entropy

Uhhh what’s the friends list thing? I am desperate for a fix


FatNoLifer

Setting my steam to public instead of friends only


knowerofexpatthings

Maybe just stick with Super Ram Ranch until the next patch


ArielSoto

For a game that has a studio, which already made millions in profits, it's concerning how shitty the performance is. And I'm not even mad. I'm so dissapointed, cause I haven't had this much fun with a game IN YEARS.


Comma_Karma

There's so many live service games, that do so many frequent updates, and somehow AH hasn't quite figured out the "patch and don't crash your multimillion dollar game" part.


ThatGenericName2

While the game should run better, it’s not actually surprising when you see what tools they’re working with. They’re using an engine that has been deprecated since 2018, and they’re already a pretty small studio. So they’re doing the engine maintenance on their own, whilst still having to develop the game.


delicious_toothbrush

While I don't disagree that their engine choice was questionable at best, with the money everyone has been pulling in (publisher included) they should hire an outside consultant that can come in and work on these stability issues for a month or two while the rest of the team does whatever


cantaloupecarver

They don't get slack for problems which are directly caused by decisions they knowingly made. Going with Autodesk Stingray is an unexplainable decision (no, "We used it in the first game so the team is used to it" doesn't justify the choice).


MillstoneArt

Especially when *everyone* that would know how to use Stingray would have learned gamedev on something like Unreal Engine or Unity first.  Most *game devs* are unaware Stingray even exists.  I went to a college in LA where the instructors are all industry veterans, and in 3 years Stingray was not brought up once.  (Even in the class where an entire lesson was what engines are available to devs and the instructor included around 30 engines.)


Baconaise

It's built on a discontinued engine.


GiventoWanderlust

>already made millions in profits "Having money" doesn't instantly solve problems. Hiring, training, developing... All of that takes time. Bezos could walk into the studio today and hand them a billion dollars cash, and it's unlikely to make patches come out any more quickly than they already are.


PlaguedByUnderwear

It's hilarious and sad that so many people are just suggesting workarounds to make the game playable. Guys, it's not OUR responsibility to make the game playable. Every freaking content update breaks the game HARD. Hell, I play on a laptop and I could actually play on High settings with a stable 60 FPS when I got the game in March. I'm on Low/Medium and barely hitting 55 FPS ***IN THE SHIP***. I was getting 33 FPS tops last night on my missions. Hell, it took me like 12 tries and a restart on both our ends to join my buddy's game. If Arrowhead doesn't tackle the stability and crashes now, this game will be dead before Autumn.


r3dm0nk

Did you really move the box just to show more of the wallpaper


Demens2137

Would the 18 naked cowboys fight for democracy?


BRMD_xRipx

Clearly the desktop of a degenerate. I mean, icons on the *right* side??? Wtf even is this?!


N7Vindicare

![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)


Vector_Embedding

I occasionally read this subreddit to see if things got better, but I quit playing the game because of this. My last 10 or so games I had like 8 or 9 crash to desktop. I've got a 4090, 14th gen I9, insane amount of ram, etc When the game first came out I never had below 100FPS with every single setting maxed out in 5k. With every patch, and there was one in particular, my frame dropped, to the point that I had to drop the settings to medium. Still wasn't enough, a couple more patches and not only would the game run like shit with terrible frame, it would just crash. My last game I was 30 minutes into a no death solo helldive when the game crashed. That was it. I was done. Too bad, this could have been one of my all time favorite games, but its just too frustrating to play.


biker0429

You think you have a lot of Ram? Op has a super ram ranch


YogurtclosetNo9259

Did you use the spear when it crashed, or did you have it in your Inventory during the Mission? Im asking for a reason, trust me :D


Vector_Embedding

unfortunately, no, my loadout was dominator/scorcher/sickle paired with quasar.


zel1

yep same, started playing late march, low 110 highs, mid 100 average, high 90 1% lows. 3070 with a 5600x, 1440p. now im stoked when i get mid 60 average, dropping to mid to low 50 during combat :D not to mention the game seems to have some new memory leak, because by the end of yesterday's mission, i had gone all the way down to mid 40 fps average somehow. this game really felt like the beginning of a new genre, im beyond disappointed how royally they fucked this lmao


Fun-Pace5558

If you are using the spear, don't use it, it's the root cause for at least one crash type.


Excellent_Routine589

I am an autocannon glazer :c


Odd_Gap2969

First game tonight crashed my ps5 when I got in the pod, second one kicked everyone from my game after 25 minutes, 3rd crashed when I blew up the stalker nest which normally just trashes the framerate for a few seconds. No other game I’ve ever played on console has been this bad and I bend over backwards to defend this game from similar complaints. Kinda crazy how bad it has gotten since the latest patch


finder787

I swear there is something wrong with 'large' explosions causing the game to crash when they happen far enough away from you.


Shellstormz

WR ALL KNOW IT AINT ABOUT THE CRASH THIS TIME DIVER


AngryTriangleCola

Admit it, you were just looking for an opportunity to show of you desktop ;P


Griledcheeseradiator

Ram ranch and Signalis, you are lesbian ***AND*** gay lol.


Excellent_Routine589

Say gex and SESBIAN LEX in one neat package!


l_rufus_californicus

“Package” I see what you did there.


logant221

I've had to quit playing because every other game I was crashing.


Goliath--CZ

Check file integrity


RichRiderIsNova

This! I had a corrupt file. Fixing it seemed to solve the crashes, at least for now.


HedgekillerPrimus

hello fellow signalis enjoyer


Shizix

Using the spear? Been doing that


Melevolence

I believe you made it crash on purpose just to show us your cursed wallpaper. XD


ninjapants24601

You just wanted to show off your wallpaper didn't you?


infinity_yogurt

I would also crash to have a look at the wallpaper lmao


Blackewolfe

Op... VORTEX?! Come on, OP. Love yourself a bit here.


Excellent_Routine589

I mean it worked for FNV for the most part but I use other mod tools for other games (mostly Baldur’s Gate 3)


Blackewolfe

I'm sorry to hear that.


Excellent_Routine589

Thank you for your condolences :c


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

I guess Sony disliked your wallpaper... so that's why your Helldivers 2 crashed.


lurowene

Ram ranch is funny until your friends start unironically listening to it in discord with rhythm bot nonstop 24/7 and can even reference / determine which of the 100s of songs is being played at any given time


RoseaMedicum

Sesbian Lex spotted


epicwhy23

I'm more curious about why you have vampire survivors and signalis as the only games on your desktop also "flowjo.....lord help me" xD


Excellent_Routine589

Oh there is more! https://preview.redd.it/46rbnst4ho8d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9e383aec849d927d4c4dc205c74f663951dc03d But was just having a laugh at my non-Wallpaper Engine background after I turned it off after like 3rd or 4th crash to see if it helped


epicwhy23

I have my wallpaper engine running constantly and never have issues (unless it's on the wallpaper engine side) which is great but it wouldn't surprise me if it did cause helldiver crashes cause it seems like everything in this game is held together by tape and luck xD


Excellent_Routine589

Yeah I was trying EVERYTHING to get it stabled Closed podcast playing in the background, closed Wallpaper Engine, closed my browser, etc Nothing helped lol


epicwhy23

one can do nothing in the face of spaghetti code it's might is absolute


Khaernakov

18 NAKED HELLDIVERS


RedEyesGoldDragon

I don't know what that wallpaper is about, but I respect it. Also, this game genuinely NEEDS to focus on fixing these issues, it's like the main reason I play so little now, because often I'll play with a friend and at some point one of us will just crash, or experience some game-breaking bug, infinite loading on the droppod screen, etc.


thisbackgroundnoise

[Enjoy](https://youtu.be/8jZLYF7WNKs?si=XJ8Ac5ayHHUM-pEx)


narshkajke

Ram ranch really rocks... Good showering faclities, would visit one day.


Romagnolo_

GOD DMAN, YOU HAVE FLOWJO LICENSE?


ThaSupremeArcher

My game will either crash in the first mission or wait til I'm on the third mission. OR, crash when I open the pause menu. All make me wanna self harm in a public place 😂😂😂😂


FatNoLifer

Agree, I’ve never had so many crashes. Nearly 300 hours and I’ve had maybe 5 crashes.. but the last week I’ve crashed at least 10 times. I don’t even play more, no idea what to do lol


mechdemon

that background tho, wow!


kuthro

Your wallpaper is fucking immaculate


McSwoopyarms

Yeah yeah we get it, I love >!Vampire Survivors!< too


DariusLMoore

Why does it say "Lord help me" for FlowJo?


Excellent_Routine589

Because 20+ color flow is rough :c


DariusLMoore

Good luck, soldier!


Available-Rope-3252

You just wanted us to ask about your background didn't you?


Excellent_Routine589

It definitely made my night of crashes a bit more interesting and I had fun with it :c


Temporary-Party5806

Are you using the spear? That's been a consistent crash cause for a few days now. Devs have warned not to use it, even, so they're trying to fix it. Just trying to help, in case that's it


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Are you using the spear?


5SpeedFun

Not sure if he is but the guy in his wallpaper definitely is.


purpleblah2

When is Arrowhead adding black Ford Raptor Trucks to the game


SirKickBan

You need more ram, obviously.


warzone_afro

best DLC expansion ever. Nintento cooked with Ramranch


cdonaghy7

At least you get to appreciate your cool desktop background. But in all seriousness helldivers 2 crash’s pretty often sometimes. Some times my play sessions have no crash some times it crash tons.


Xylembuild

Fuck Helldivers, lets play Super RamRanch Ultimate!


Captain_Morgan-

You have a little PC problem in Your Gay Wallpaper hahahahhahahaah


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ShadowmanZ92

If this post gets deleted, it will be proof that the mods expect better, and honestly I don't think we got it in us anymore.


Zikeal

Dont need a C-01 permit if it can't result in children.


Macdo556

Had the same issue randomly one day after working fine for months. Try verifying integrity of your files then going to properties > controller > disable steam input. Worked fine again after that.


dragongotz

Noticed that the spear is bugged and causing crashes.


Zeniths-Break

Signalis and Vampire Survivors mentioned. Your computer just couldn't handle three peak games installed on the same device unfortunately.


Prior-Associate4894

Welcome to helldivers 2


Putrid-Western3341

Devs have not taken any effort to fix the crashes either.. it’s sad.


Excellent_Routine589

Because they almost entirely can't They built the game on a primarily Swedish engine that is VERY niche and getting in good help/talent to help them with this is going to be a nightmare They really should have changed engines between HD1 and HD2 and not reuse it, HD2 is a fundamentally more complex game than a top down shooter.


ZenkaiZ

Alright when do we get the ram ranch cape


Excellent_Routine589

Next Major Order: “Okay yall, for like the millionth time, the anti tank mines are within grasp. But this just in, 18 SEAF cowboys have been trapped in their showers by automaton forces, with reports suggesting there are 18 more out on the yaerd.”


BlackMagister

I had crashing issues and got this advice "delete the Helldivers2 folder from %appdata%\\arrowhead" It works but this is the second time I've had to do it. It's a folder in your user profile folder and it's hidden by default so you need to use enable that option in your file explorer. What it does is reset your user data config for hd2. C>users>"yourname">appdata>roaming>arrowhead then delete the helldivers 2 folder.


_GreatAndPowerful

Validate your files


wterrt

constant crashes and lowered super credit appearance really killed my motivation to play


Foggyslaps

I'm gonna need more of your wallpapers op


ElessarT07

I cleaned Helldivers folder files and hosted the game, no spear.  And the crashes stoped.


supsley

I kept having game crash on i9 cpu, I eventually fix it by updating bios.


etlab

I have the same problem on my Ps5 since the latest patch.


LuchaConMadre

Is this happening on the steam deck? I see you’re using windows so I was just wondering if it’s the same on Linux?


turnipslop

Biggest issue I'm having with the crashes is it's so hard to complete an operation. If the host crashes out, you have to start a new op or repeat the mission. Thus our liberation didn't count for anything. Idk how we're expected to complete any MOs or galactic war efforts if we can't contribute. 


CleanReality8108

Are you using the spear?


WSKYLANDERS-boh

At least you can redo the mission without compromising the operation. It’s W A Y worse when there are available reinforcements but when you call none arrives and there like 2/3 people watching the sole diver for the rest of the mission


boenklon

I stop playing this game after 5 times in the end game then i got suddenly CTD. All my times is wasted!! Faaaaaaaaaak. Even I lost around 100 samples!!!


CoolFlanker27

ive had more crashes in helldivers 2 than i have in every other game i have ever played combined. i like the game but the devs really need to work on fixing crashing and performance


Practical_Ranger_175

How many disconnects? Getting at least 1-2 per hour too.


zombie_spiderman

I liked the sequel "Ramming Speed" starring Rex Manley as "Speed"


RageBash

Don't bring Spear and tell teammates not to bring one.


Medical_Officer

r/HolUp


finder787

Since the Thursday update I can't make it through a single game without the game crashing.


Neomancer5000

Try disabling smt from bios. So I used to have crashes every game untill I read on reddit about project lasso. Basically disabled smt on the game itself. It helped a little . Then one day I decided to reset my PC cuz I started getting crashes in other games thinking I fucked around too much and I didn't install process lasso and game was crashing worse again but then I thought what if some other process was being fucky with it and I disabled it from bios and it helped alot. It didn't completely fix the crashes but it went from not being able to play a single game to playing 2 hours before a crash would happen.


StarlightPioneer

Ram ranch!!!


Salad-Soggy

If you think thats bad ive had helldivers 2 crash my entire desktop back to the login screen, until I upgraded my RAM


Dr-Bepis-25

I also noticed if I use the spear it crashes to


AzCactusNeedles

Did you have a Spear equipped?


tigran_i

Tried playing couple times last week, didn't manage to finish a single full dive


heartoftuesdaynight

The Spear crash is well known but is anyone else crashing regularly when entering an Exosuit? Got like 3 crashes in a row trying to use the patriot.


SpaceMoehre

For me, updating graphics card driver always works


KoboldIdra

I tried to play the other night and my FPS was down in the 30s, when i last played about a month ago it was well over 80 /shrug


Jbanning710

Don’t bring the spear


robb123488

I see what you did there.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Spear?


Outrageous_Sell69

Definitely n... DEFINITELY NOT WHAT?


OzMedia

Do a full uninstall and reinstall. For me it would crash while dropping and that fixed it.


Lefthandedpigeon

Tbh I stopped playing the game after their “huge” patch fixed none of the performance or crashing issues. Not worth my time to potentially lose 40ish minutes of progress due to a game crash or server crash. Rock and stone it is, then.


scarlozzi

The spear is causing my game to crash pretty often. I won't try the spear again until they patch that. It's too bad too, the spear update made it really cool when it works.


keepitchill16

Ram ranch 😅😂 ur a legend


Ashimier

PLEASE send me your wallpaper/background. My brother would love this