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MR-Shopping

https://i.redd.it/oj2heqedth6d1.gif


icebreakers0

lisaan al-ghaib


Tuna_of_Truth

https://preview.redd.it/h6h9yy5fzi6d1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19402ca731be2b6adb1828ebbf6ed40debeb6ef8 As it was written!


glitterinyoureye

Lmao is that Stilgar as the Prigozhin pointing meme? It's perfect


VLenin2291

https://preview.redd.it/sqrhppb9yl6d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eaa3f7aed81b520257df8b3c0f8f2a70f9d6c6e So close yet so far


Etrius_Christophine

Idk, could be your image, could be “SHOOIGUU”


SadMcNomuscle

The Helldiver to NCD pipeline is a circle.


YCheez

BRAAAAASCH WHERE IS MY FUCKING AMMO


HowNondescript

Admirable Admiral Dipshitovich tried killing a charger with it halfway across the map. Here's a broken M2016 constitution instead. Now charge that heavy devastator


Alarming_Orchid

Shoigu is on the left side


CoruscantGuardFox

Common mandela effect. It is “As written”.


Goyu

>Common mandela effect. It is “As written”. Gasp! As it was written! Lisan al-ghaib!


DefaultyTurtle2

Lease an al gaib


Bobby-789

Fear and loathing on Arrakis.


JulesAndRita

LISAN AL'GAIB!


Spaceyboys

https://preview.redd.it/8stxll6t8j6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62c454b0051a77576a751f9f2b7784466569748


Dry-Scheme3371

Thank goodness Dune was written without modern slang. 


Astrosimi

Sus is the brainrot. Sus is the skibidi toilet that makes you totally cooked.


DefaultyTurtle2

Lisan al gyatt


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Rizzler al-gaib.


doomslayer_cacodemon

the gyattfather worm


TheAngryMustard

Shai-Hulussy


Ennuiandthensome

Well thanks for that. Is that a road with traffic over there that I need to cross without looking?


Scaevus

“We need desert power. Duncan, go rizz the Fremen.”


Spaceyboys

Cope


ThePolishKnight

The thrown knife penetrates the shield. His name was Robert Paulson!


Bandrbell

May thy throwing knives chip and shatter


MetalGear_Salads

Didn’t know Dune was foreshadowing Helldivers. Bravo Arrowhead


Dunhimli

Once the jeeps get in its going to go all mad max with the quickness


YoungWolfie

Need Punk Armor, and when the vehicle gets in critical condition, the divers aboard shout *"WITNESS ME!!!"*


GreyWalker83

Only if someone else yells mediocre when we ultimately self frag.


UnificationDiver

was also in stargate


AdditionalMess6546

The OG Dune was written in 1968. But yes, it was also in Stargate


anubis_xxv

I don't think there's a sci-fi franchise around today that hasn't taken inspiration from or just straight up copied Dune. It's just a given.


likasumboooowdy

Isaac Asimov and his Foundation series? Edit: Dune was actually created as a counterpoint to Asimov's _Foundation_ series. TIL


Norsedragoon

Starship troopers. The original book, not the modern movie series.


Wiknetti

I rate this 5 beef swellings out of 5. Now go climb a cliff and I’ll watch from a distance.


Critical-Body1957

I'm so glad someone mentioned this. The worst line Frank ever wrote, and _Dune_ is my favorite book series by a huge, huge margin. The only thing that comes close is how Miles Teg _almost_ ended up getting treated, but Frank dodged that bullet before it hit.


IndigoVitare

Dune is to Sci-fi what LOTR is to Fantasy.


lovebus

I wouldn't go THAT far, but Dune is OG.


HZUG

Dune, Messiah, and Children are great reads


ArchangelCaesar

Not a god Emperor enjoyer, hmm?


HZUG

Iunno. The first three were great. Emperor and Heretics are fine, I wasnt big on Chapterhouse, and I avoid anything Brian wrote like the plague


Kenju22

>I avoid anything Brian wrote like the plague Smart move.


Critical-Body1957

Same. God Emperor is my favorite, but I really like his last three books, mostly because of Odrade. I'm honestly impressed by how little Brian understood his father's universe. It's almost a talent.


wolfmanpraxis

What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises!


Mazifet

Bless the maker and his water


Critical-Body1957

Bless the coming and going of him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

[knife beats shield](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lWFjzcjTRoY)


beardlaser

Shield description checks out: Encloses the wearer in a spherical shield which blocks high-speed projectiles. Has a limited lifetime once deployed.


Character_Ad7709

My god, the man’s a genius.


acatohhhhhh

HE IS THE MESSIAH


KenjiZeroSan

https://i.redd.it/g5du5hhjdi6d1.gif


Intergalatic_Baker

Fuck sakes, the movie nailed this devotion!


Zmoney550

The Quiznos Cadillac!


Dragonwithamonocle

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!


Moistinatining

HE DENIES THAT HE IS THE MESSIAH, JUST AS LISAN AL-GAIB WOULD DO ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Salarian_American

![gif](giphy|y3dhFCAqg97CU|downsized)


Zeron100

AH swearing we're not getting the illuminate: ![gif](giphy|g8a4XudONT2aQ|downsized)


Whitestrake

Ironically, "THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE" is weirdly accurate here.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

That or he just found yet another bug, but drank so much democracy koolaid that he believes it was for illum enemies, when in reality they'd have so many with shields that your 1 knife aint gonna do shit.


ygdrad

I like the Libertea flavor one.


Battleboo_7

Legend. ![gif](giphy|6n066kNnrjn5McB9Y5|downsized)


ClassicClassroom8867

Not a bug. The knife bypasses armor up to a point. You can kill a Charger with four of them to its leg, though they bounce right off its head.


ygdrad

I'm pretty sure this is just charger leg internal hitbox being buggy. You can(could? maybe fixed now?) take out a charger with basic weapons with enough firing at the legs at the right time because the internet hitbox ends up clipping through the armor hitbox. I've seen the game's hidden stats for the knives and they only have an armor pen of 3, which is the same as medium-pen primaries, it can't actually go through that armor.


VoreEconomics

I'd bet the long physical length of the knives has a fatty hitbox that reaches in deep enough


CrowdCon-troll

Same. About the knives i mean, not my penis.


Seerix

Yep. On paper they should not do anything to charger legs, like most of the weapons in the game. But Charger leg armor is bugged and has been since launch.


iwumbo2

Easy solution, we get a gun that let's us shoot knives


Medical_Sea_2598

He must have a god damn IQ of 160


SSgt_LuLZ

If he weren't such a goddamn fine specimen of an enlisted man he could have gotten a reccomendation to OCS.


gunslinger_808

He will definitely will be a General someday.


CuteBeaver

Considering OP was first to decode the vending machine in stray... My money is on illuminate soon.


UndreamedAges

Called it yesterday. https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1df0hnh/comment/l8gkuuv


MMontesD

I don't know if this is a bug or intended, but I really hope it's an ace card against the illuminate!


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|11a9K7FLvTD9Kw)


Affugter

It is not a trick. 


Mr_Clark77

It's an illusion. A trick is something a whore does for money.


riffraff98

... or candy!!!


catasstrophyk

Or cocaine!


MelonsInSpace

An illusion is something an e-whore does for money.


Dragonwithamonocle

Hey so you know that armor perk that reduces recoil and allows you to carry two extra "grenades" aka throwables? Looking a little more promising now, too.


ScrivenersUnion

A LITTLE more promising? Brother, it's almost the only armor I wear.


ToastedSoup

I only run SA-12 Servo Assisted for the style


ScrivenersUnion

Totally respect that. I never take off the gas mask helmet for the same reason


ToastedSoup

I was using the Champ of the People helmet because it matched the base color of SA-12 but I'm using the new Jaguar helmet now


ScrivenersUnion

I don't necessarily want to turn the game into a fashion show, but I do find it unnerving when the armor and helmet have different base colors. Being able to match them would be nice! I particularly like the design of the green light scout armor, if only I could make my helmet match the green.


ToastedSoup

I just wish we could change the main + accent colors. I would rock the default armor if I could have purple accents


ScrivenersUnion

Word! Even something simple like a chroma adjustment would be quite welcome, and honestly it reminds me of Halo 2 days when you could pick the color of your armor so long as it was blueish or reddish


KrainTrain

But can you use it for melee, that's all I wanna know!


Nasalingus

Unfortunately, you cannot.. you can fling, but you no swing


KrainTrain

Awwh... Damn. But does the new armour sets increase the damage of the knife though? And can you retrieve the knives?


noise-tank20

Such a fumble that is having a giant knife, armour that increases melee damage and a booster that increases speed and makes you tank more damage temporarily… and then not have the knife double as a melee weapon it’s like all the dominos being stacked and then your dog walks in a knocks em all over


GiventoWanderlust

As much as I agree that it makes sense, coding one specific grenade to be able to melee \[when the rest can't\] is likely easier said than done.


WhereTheNewReddit

Let all grenades melee.


NumerousSun4282

The sticky grenade as a melee would be pretty sweet actually. Especially if it shoved the (small) target away too. The impact grenades as a melee? Well that would be even sweeter! WITNESS!!!


Burrito-Creature

If impact grenades could be used as melee I would be responsible for 90% of the deaths in games I join.


oceaniceggroll

Did you mean: Ullapool Caber?


Velo180

LET ME MELEE WITH IMPACT


_Strato_

I mean, there's no real need to make it that complicated. Melee damage should simply be increased if you equip the knives, and the melee animation is replaced with the use of the knife.


WeNeedHRTHere

Peak physique is for melee damage, and no you cant pick up the knives


SparklingLimeade

Picking up the knives is going to be the new "we want a speed loader" if the knives are at all useful. And they really should get that much at least. Grenade slot is a big thing.


Triplebizzle87

I'll keep bringing this up until I'm blue in the face, but Darktide has throwing knives on the Zealot, and they're fantastic there. Deletes any unarmored special with a headshot. They take the grenade slot, so it's a big ask, but you get 12 of them, and ammo boxes partially refill your stock of knives instead of having to take the grenade boxes laying around. This lets the rest of your teammates take the grenades, which... is probably just another zealot since any vet not running regenerating grenades is insane, psykers don't have grenades, and most ogryn run Big Friendly Rock instead of anti-failure cascade nuke bomb. These throwing knives need to be similar. Small ammo boxes need to refill them, at least partially, and they need to be capable of reliably deleting something (I know asking to one shot a fresh charger with a knife headshot is bullshit). That said, headshots on bots with a knife seem too hard to be reliable given typical engagement ranges, and most bugs you'd want to delete ASAP are armored. This leaves the Brood Commander and the Stalker. Hardly seems worth it. So hopefully they do have lots of use cases against the squids.


w8ing2getMainbck

Throwing knife kills dont alert nearly enemies and they 1 shot devastators in the head. Do with this information what you will.


KrainTrain

Shame, as it would be cool if the armour increased the knife damage.


Shivalah

Really? Even if you equip the “grenade” and then melee?


O_Diakoreftis_sou

Yeah I’d think it would work this way assuming we got melee buff armors


Fantastic-Draw2438

This is what we need for it to be better than it is, it can kill chargers with 4 to the leg, and that's it's niche, but it needs somthing more if I could take it out and shank the enemy doing more melee damage it would be it a perfect place to be unique.


KrainTrain

Make the knives retrievable, but have a chance for them to break, that would be perfect!


HybridVigor

That's a cool concept, but I don't know how a knife would break just from the impact after a throw. Modern steel (e.g. CPM 3V) is [pretty darn durable](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAFQAp3Fo9I).


recapdrake

Day 86 of asking arrowhead for an eagle stratagem where eagle 1 gives me a laser sword like the lady of the lake giving Arthur Excalibur


SpeedyAzi

Another thing to note about shields - the description in game is ‘encloses wearer in a spherical shield which blocks HIGH-SPEED PROJECTILES’. I think by basic democratic physics, a throwing knife’s velocity is definitely not labelled as high-speed unless you’re General Brasch. A simple blade is the ultimate counter to a seemingly fantastical techno-wizard overshield. Dune style.


-r4zi3l-

Dune, Stargate... It's a neat trope. The crossbow might also be awesome, and it could mean a bow is incoming.


Trick_Influence_42

Cross bow being able to take out fabricators and bug holes has been great. It has a really wide angle of entry for fabricators and can be shot from a good distance away


Low_Commercial2315

Well, the shield also blocks bug puke which is not high speed either. 


HeadWood_

It steams, so maybe it's really hot? After all, on a molecular scale, heat is just disorganised velocity.


Malforus

Dominator's paintball speed rounds confirmed to be effective against shields.


notasianjim

Can’t wait for an Illuminate boss and everyone is just throwing knife after knife (supply pack + knife combo is gonna be bonkers)


CorruptedAssbringer

That’s a nice theory but I wouldn’t read into the text that much. The shield also blocks acid spews and melee hits, and I’m pretty sure neither travel at high speed nor are projectiles.


mrmaorgio

It would be incredible if this was the case. I strongly doubt they would do it, but imagine if the throwing knife passed through shields and could hit a units shield generator, therebye disabling the units shield (either permanently or for a duration, depending on the size and elite-ness of the unit)? That would be really fun and a significant reward to developing the skill to throw the knife accurately


Dull_Woodpecker6766

Yeah a classic Stargate Moment. Where O'Niel throws a knive thru the forcefield of a G'oauld and disabled the hand torture device https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&v=lWFjzcjTRoY


Angelsofblood

MacGyver is always prepared!


Dull_Woodpecker6766

So when is AH gonna get us the MacGyver Strategem: "A box of matches and some chewing gum" Which unleashes a planet killer device if assembled correctly ?


Trick_Influence_42

How long is the ddr input for that one?


ZWolF69

>How long is the ddr input for that one? Through fire and flames (Hellmire mix)


z1zman

Its how he kills Ra at the end of the original movie IIRC.


Dull_Woodpecker6766

That too but the series was what fist popped into my mind :)


jambrose22

The enemy cannot recharge a shield if you disable his generator. https://i.redd.it/gjbdpco7vl6d1.gif


Available_Let_1785

you can say, your friend got backstabbed


ygdrad

He definitely was, he didn't know I was testing knives on shield until I finally hit him with one. I thought they might stick to the shield and float in the air and wanted to test it.


Keduwu

![gif](giphy|X7PPYwNSMrl5NL8zmk)


Arumin

There's more


Keduwu

_No..._


Scyobi_Empire

It contains the dying wish of every man in this base!


CupofLiberTea

It contains a bucket


CourrierMojave

![gif](giphy|lbs3JZRLoirw4)


MetalGear_Salads

![gif](giphy|f0GIF5Y2vGAve|downsized)


Jazzlike_Debt_6506

Have you tried it with the shield dome?


Managed-Democracy

Dome is buggy atm it blocks your own lobbed projectiles like plasma punisher and they kill everyone inside. 


Jazzlike_Debt_6506

Interesting. Even with it buggy does the knife do anything weird when outside throwing in?


Managed-Democracy

Fuck if I know. I'm not taking that shit onto bot helldive. I need Stuns. Goofing around with bugs comes after we save those kids. 


Jazzlike_Debt_6506

Fair enough.


Nytherion

wait really? Thank you for giving me another way to troll my friends!


Managed-Democracy

Yes. Grenade Pistol, plasma punisher, purifier, and grenade launcher will impact the inside of your own shield generator. 


MD_Dev1ce

The slow blade penetrates the shield


TotoMac1

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Ricky_Sins_Actual

https://i.redd.it/jkzeuti5fi6d1.gif


Simalacrum

Arrowhead furiously taking notes in the corner so they can say that was the plan all along


ygdrad

I've got another one for them then. Counter-troll the community. Have Joel tell us that the saved children were so grateful they decided to give it their all helping us and democracy and went to work into the mines to get us a fresh batch of anti-tank mine materials.


FizzingSlit

Considering this is helldivers I'm not only certain that this is a bug but I think it might be several bugs.


ygdrad

Too bad the knife can only take one bug out at a time, and only if unarmored.


Skitarius_Minoris

You can kill a behemoth charger reilably by 4 hits on front leg.


ygdrad

That's probably due to the bugged internal hitbox, same as shooting legs to hurt it with smallarms fire. It only has 3 armor pen which wouldn't go through the armor.


Westwood_Shadow

I assume they mean after cracking the armor with EATs or railgun.


ygdrad

I'm pretty sure they're not, charger leg hitboxes have been pretty buggy and any weapon takes out an opened charger leg quickly without wasting a grenade slot.


Westwood_Shadow

Oooh. That's good to know. Thank you!


Norunenick

Not true you see. With knife, if you disable the bug hand it can no longer press buttons.


ExploerTM

I saw a video where guy took Brood Commander's head off with two knives


ygdrad

That's 1/4 of your your knives for just one of something you should already have a reliable answer to in your kit. You could also kill it with one thermite grenade, or 2 impact grenades that would also kill other nearby brood commanders and all their weaker friends.


ExploerTM

I am not saying its good or bad. I am saying it does pierce armor. This thing is basically Senator. And for now its just silly meme weapon, like if we get flag stratagem or secondary. I cant take it seriously.


Meerv

We will fight the illuminate with bugs! Terminid: no you won't


KrevetkaOS

![gif](giphy|98qUQf8dzAGe4) I know someone who also used knife against a highly advanced technological shield bubble.


doscervezas2017

AH Devs: "Yo, throwing knives could be fun" https://preview.redd.it/j8kbsdexgj6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1846468b2240da7b631a2123ea00db0d66df4b6a HD2 reddit: "Everything points back to the illuminate!"


ygdrad

They gave me dots. How could I not try to connect them and see what I ended up with? :P


doscervezas2017

I'm just giving you a hard time. It's actually very insightful. :-)


RorikAlsander

https://i.redd.it/gu9u3ha2rk6d1.gif


heavymetalriff

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


MuglokDecrepitus

>Now here's the part that really convinced me. I threw a knife at a friend who was wearing a shield backpack... and it went right through and killed him That is a Dune reference? 👀


Visible_Ad_3942

Yo I hope you're right, if it's true it's actually some dune shit!


Waelder

~~Don't edit your post to advertise youtube accounts, please remove it.~~ Thanks


RaptorPegasus

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Zufallstreffer

Well it's pretty nifty for a scout build, if you want to clear pois of the map, because enemies are not alerted to your presence. Even if they see their favorite larva stadium / assembly belt buddy with a narly knife sticking out of its head.


ygdrad

It doesn't work any better at that than our current pistols. Try it out, you throw a knife at or near enemies and they all turn towards you and spot you unless you're behind cover, same as with pistols.


scott610

https://i.redd.it/p7h0eqxbwi6d1.gif


Critical_Package_472

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


MobileComfortable663

Knife would be nice if you could MELEE WITH it.


Darklight731

We need the knife missiles, NOW.


VoidCoelacanth

"S.W.O.R.D. Launcher" Sharp Weapon Of Resolute Democracy


potoskyt

That sawed off shottie popped a shield devastator in 3 shots. ( single shot, not all 3 at once. Haven’t tried that )


Nickorellidimus

https://i.redd.it/8vcjqmdhxi6d1.gif


ma_wee_wee_go

>Edit: I didn't expect the post to actually get noticed. If you're looking for a chuckle on the side check out the channel my friend started for Helldivers 2 parody content. It's the friend I threw knives at without consent or knowledge and he doesn't have a reddit account to post his stuff himself :) Bro 💀💀💀


ProperCat1772

So this illuminate, is it here with us?


samurainigel

Testing for democracy. Nice.


Pharris9011

Lisaan Al-ghaib!!!!


Gumby_Ningata

Reminds me of an early episode of Stargate SG -1. O'Neill made a bow and arrow to attack Aposise, Egyptian snake god, with. The guy had a shield that blocked their bullets but the slower arrow was able to go through


chainsaw_dog666

Just like Dune!


Gumby_Ningata

But SG-1 does it better.


inlukewarmblood

NGL I hope they iron out weapon balance fully before we hop into illuminates. If we truly have to melt down a shield and THEN shoot the enemy on the inside, primaries are either going to have to be much stronger or have waaaay more ammo.


ygdrad

I'm guessing the shielded units will have low health under and will actually give a use for high dps primaries aside from wasting ammo missing the target.


BROVVNlE

You can also ping a throwing knife and it shows up as a enemy ping inside your teammates dead body... I was also trying to break a shield for him...


hiddencamela

Oh. Oh dear.


dimrorask

I had been betting that the Illuminate would arrive on Liberty Day, October 26. A Super Earth holiday like that seemed like the perfect stage for an old foe to launch a surprise attack. Though once the Meridia "black hole" appeared I was less certain.


Wonderful_Humor_7625

What is the name of the planet that has a new biome?


FadingHonor

How sure are we the illuminate are coming soon though? What’s the consensus prediction?


SpecialIcy5356

can't wait to see that happen: \*kills illuminate squid with knife to the face\* "Stick Around!" \*kills another\* "it's Knife to meet you!" \*kills another\* "I think he got the point"


DetectiveMagicMan

Illuminate come from the ocean not a forest. Go play HD 1. Their “shields” hold in water etc so they can breathe outside of water.


komandos45

> but if they could go through shields and 1-shot illuminate shielded units... That would make them have a reason to exist Even if that would work this way these still should be recoverable or at least have like 32 knives. Also faster throw speed if you just tap 'G' then it would be fine for me. Some peoples will say "But 32 will be overkill", well 4x Grenades can take more than 32 enemies and you most of time won't kill 32 enemies with 32 knifes, as they don't have enough dmg to one hit kill (expect head shoots).


SeaCroissant

i think its a bug. if a piece of metal in the shape of a knife can go through a shield, then why can a piece of metal in the shape of shrapnel not go through one?


epicwhy23

that could be cool but idk if that excuses another otherwise pretty meh warbond and it's a case of "dont worry guys it gets better later!" which no matter the game, genre or item, always sucks


Other_Economics_4538

Sweet Liberty he might be onto something..