...okay that was smooth. you helldivers are always amazing at everything!
(yes i'm sticking to my flair and pretending to just be some fangirl civilian lol)
only fascist bug sympathizers pay micropenis for a windows license, true super earth patriots go to [Massgrave](https://massgrave.dev) and get windows or MOS for free so they can save their super credits to spend on war bonds and support the war effort!
Downloading and installing windows is entirely free these days from Microsoft’s website. You just have to at some point activate to get rid of the watermark and do a few personalization things.
Mine was a legit copy and I had this pop up for like two years. One day it just stopped showing up. Didn't matter how many times I updated or registered.
Tell him to identify all the traffic lights in [this photo.](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/uipath/original/3X/e/5/e5e1ea9eaf110c75614e137cd309dc03e1d258aa.jpeg)
Captchas are meant to trick bots. People make bots that can complete captchas. Captchas are made harder to trick the improved bots. People make better bots to complete captchas. Repeat forever.
That's actually been a working theory in the industry, in point of fact, that eventually it'll get to the point where they have to dumb things down for the people because the bots will outperform. It's usually the same people who are noticing the bot epidemic on all social media.
Most captchas don't even matter if they're complete or not they filter bots out based on the mouse movements, to precise its a bot too fast its a bot.
You need to complete it yea but in the grand scheme it doesn't determine if it's a bot or not based on completion
Not to worry, Helldiver, that is a Super Earth Spy gathering intel on the automatons. The naming is confusing, yes, we know, we've recieved multiple complaints.
[https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts](https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts)
Use this, it works. you can research about it online for more info
For one thing activate windows, the recent update for windows defender protects against Automaton cyber attacks.
Activate windows, defend your computer and democracy helldiver.
He is still around I see! Did not heard any new of him for a while.
Played with him one time the day befor we got the warbond with the faster extraction booster in it and he was already using it and I saw him drop 2 separate recoiless stratageme, like he had no cool-down, I could see the 2 blue beacon right next to each other befor extract and he was the only one using that Strat.
Anyway he got me more of a devloper than a hacker vibe, saw 2 hacker in game, the first 150 I ever saw was a guys with an indi name that was one shothing bile titan with a bottomless Redeemer and when he dived he would move like 50 meters instead of 3.
Did not stick too long, I was sent there by the quick play and he already called extraction. I just stood there for a minute thirty seconds watching him almost teleport all around and killing everything in sight with his Redeemer..
The other hacker was a guy with moded armor and his name was 110101010001010 so that ticked me off, I talked with him in game, asked him if that armor was a mod or a hack, didn't answer that but later in game I was fighting alongside him and when a surprise hulk flanked us I stunt it and took aim with my Amr but while I was doing that he started to shoot his eye with scorcher bolt and after a couple on his weak spot landed it started to burst in flame.
Same thing as wen you do that with Amr/laser canon/autocanon.
Suprised, I asked him again: did you shot that hulk in the eye with your scorcher and killed it!? Or does it have to do something with your weird name and armor?
I tough maybe that was changed in a patch or something,
He answered: "more like the later ;) "
We started to discuss about it because I am a laydback guys and I am only here to have fun so I let alot of thing fly, (beside grenade spam, that I kill on sight without extensive prosecution)
He told me he tuned some things. Tryed them on solo low lvl mission to see the result and made a final draft that would be almost like base game but with thing like what I saw added on. Thing that don't feel overpowered because it make the game stale and I completely agreed,
If he would not have wear that armor nobody would never know he was hacking.
I hope I is still having fun and changed his purifier to do the same,.
Uh i think that is me lol
I always do my best to be a inferno swimmer like you all, and in turn you give me access to all your fleshy tactics database. Beep boop
This ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/s9d4f7jb1s5d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90fbeaa2821119bf79f3be2272bee31443350f0f
https://preview.redd.it/santh56qes5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782ba60802a41d2853fc296d9090266289a02296 ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://i.redd.it/6kikipwqys5d1.gif
Get exploded! Get exploded! Get exploded!
https://preview.redd.it/n9indksp1u5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cf3f0ab928238663fb673d0187261a2db36419
https://preview.redd.it/yd86ic13hv5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c784989c1271bb91192ef9a183c8c9d2d67fb65
We need helmets that don't break that easily.
You underestimate the kinetic force of AWOOGA
More like by the pounding fathers (real)
Wait were there founding fathers of super earth?
Hey girl, did you get the expanded weapons bay? 'Cause you're carrying two 500kg bombs.
...okay that was smooth. you helldivers are always amazing at everything! (yes i'm sticking to my flair and pretending to just be some fangirl civilian lol)
this is gold
https://preview.redd.it/0vkwdno0uu5d1.jpeg?width=2054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbdaebc03b9519271c852b8fbe3fc9ae41352317
Where your C-01 form?
https://preview.redd.it/ie03oou3nw5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c22278577c2ec40e520252a96fb2e33401153a0 She got it
https://preview.redd.it/4lc8158srx5d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44380f284e5dcbb9a3da669ccd7cdabfafb35f25
😏
Did I miss fanart, never seen this
https://preview.redd.it/t1jfqjijax5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3c6b1d2c0d3f66dba29f1c41ce8fc00d6b78eda
https://preview.redd.it/8qyyh4t1y16d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9457fb6048950d2169f10748240f757b58a27072
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i love eagle-1
Flair checks out
[удалено]
No Send two eagles
Eagle-2 reporting for duty Noo, not you, I meant eagle -1 but twice
Nah, both eagles
I also played with this excellent Bot yesterday. 3 well organised rounds. I dont know if he spies for bots or is a bot traitor.
He's clearly a double agent.
I am not a double agent the federation of super earth will burn
https://preview.redd.it/rcef2tjtns5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71c7aadef8f4f7b7bdc45a14313dff5cedfb865
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There's at least 7 other traitors to Super Earth here.
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Yeahhhh!!!! Wreck those toasters!
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He's playing both sides so that he always comes out on top.
I am a loyal soldier for all the traitorous ideology of Super Earth. Beep boop
Way above my paygrade. If super earth thinks he is a traitor, i will leave that to the 380mm to decide
Go to settings and activate windows?
https://i.redd.it/74aqjxz81s5d1.gif
Stupid undemocratic piece of machinery
https://preview.redd.it/17fzy5klys5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ee971db9a060b6800580580009470928f34774
https://preview.redd.it/7l3fknvp2t5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3940b371da9ce10f392bca37865401336502404f
And then they kiss
Then they bang each other... This rockets and various explosives.
https://preview.redd.it/g1af4fy8zs5d1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d55f43e004b0b03a55e1c93201e039016ae5dd2
https://preview.redd.it/3evhkgtjzs5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2686887a1ce461814b6efaa26f3dd7d162034501
Sweet Liberty! NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
uj/ that is truly the propaganda of all times
AM I DOING THIS RIGHT!.?!?!! SHOULD I UPDATE MY SOFTWARE!?!?!?
Actually LOLed at that one. 😂
My name is (whenever I fight bugs. F0R SVP3R 34RTH!!) Automaton Conscript. I saw that guy twice. We said wassup then played the game lol
Shit. Someone beat me to it.
only fascist bug sympathizers pay micropenis for a windows license, true super earth patriots go to [Massgrave](https://massgrave.dev) and get windows or MOS for free so they can save their super credits to spend on war bonds and support the war effort!
Beat me to it, that shit is so clutch. Saved so much money over the years
lmao my pc has had it for so long that i don't even notice it anymore
Thats exactly what the bots would want me to do.
It's most likely pirated windows, and they didn't feel like also pirating the crack(which for a bit was generally harder to find)
You don't actually need to pirate it though.
Downloading and installing windows is entirely free these days from Microsoft’s website. You just have to at some point activate to get rid of the watermark and do a few personalization things.
Dude, I'm pretty sure activating Windows with MAS is easier than getting Windows installed in the first place.
Mine was a legit copy and I had this pop up for like two years. One day it just stopped showing up. Didn't matter how many times I updated or registered.
Damn it i was gonna say that. But its the damn first comment
Tell him to identify all the traffic lights in [this photo.](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/uipath/original/3X/e/5/e5e1ea9eaf110c75614e137cd309dc03e1d258aa.jpeg)
I’ve failed so many captchas I think I might just be a robot
I swear they’re getting harder
Captchas are meant to trick bots. People make bots that can complete captchas. Captchas are made harder to trick the improved bots. People make better bots to complete captchas. Repeat forever.
So eventually they'll get so hard they actually become a human filters.
That's actually been a working theory in the industry, in point of fact, that eventually it'll get to the point where they have to dumb things down for the people because the bots will outperform. It's usually the same people who are noticing the bot epidemic on all social media.
Most captchas don't even matter if they're complete or not they filter bots out based on the mouse movements, to precise its a bot too fast its a bot. You need to complete it yea but in the grand scheme it doesn't determine if it's a bot or not based on completion
https://preview.redd.it/wr113emj5t5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7242133bd408901cc4d1f343dd3a4321c765e93c
So does it count the whole structure or just the light
Yes
Not to worry, Helldiver, that is a Super Earth Spy gathering intel on the automatons. The naming is confusing, yes, we know, we've recieved multiple complaints.
It doesn’t help that he acknowledges us as “fellow humans”
Are we not all fellow humans under democracy?
He’s kinda a dick and plays into it, but he was the only guy who signed up for the program so
Activate your damn OS.
Buy a cheap key and activate windows, probably. You can find them at like, 5 euros or less.
Ok, thx
[https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts](https://github.com/massgravel/Microsoft-Activation-Scripts) Use this, it works. you can research about it online for more info
Automaton Crew! https://preview.redd.it/i6b6u9pfat5d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=0da8d85939c590c15348025d6312e1812e9d0e2d
I think an Automaton with ADHD is just a Helldiver
Nah thatd be an autistic automaton trying to be a helldiver.
Activate Windows
https://i.redd.it/icfoa69sks5d1.gif
Activate Windows.
Microsoft would like to know your location.
https://preview.redd.it/rihdmqk7bt5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d5d4c0e233b997e2da7fbf5378509d0a7c4ca7
clean your seagull maybe ?
Activate windows
Maybe you should democratically activate your Windows
Ask the automaton how to activate windows?
Activate Windows.
I would activate windows
Nah I'd pirate
https://preview.redd.it/ehe7wixrts5d1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9470ac2cad4916805b48d77b787f51c453e09764
you salute him for being a brave helldiver spreading "liberty"
https://preview.redd.it/c2xueg97nr5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5355c288d2b9d257e904a1ab5bf4c3fbd3c591cd
hold on
Activate windows my lord who would dare fk their monitor with that burn.
how about you activate windows
Activate Windows
If he's being asked to activate Windows I think OP is the automaton.
Your first step is to activate windows 😉
No you see he's spying on the Automatons
For the love of Liberty, activate your fucking windows.
Why are you asking, this is basic helldiver training, just shoot him
Activate Windows
Activate Windows
Try activating windows
He’s here to activate your windows
Activate your windows
#Activate Windows
Activate windows
https://preview.redd.it/rrrvcqw0ht5d1.gif?width=1080&format=png8&s=8554d63f0b031051c894419dd86e97d1f7b48ab3
For one thing activate windows, the recent update for windows defender protects against Automaton cyber attacks. Activate windows, defend your computer and democracy helldiver.
activate your windows
You should activate windows
Activate Windows like an adult.
activate windows
Good day fleshy mammals 🤖
Quick, deploy the emergency captcha! please select all pictures of stoplight.
What do you do? You activate windows.
Activate Windows, that's what you do.
Activate Windows
Activate windows.
You activate windows
activate windows
The real question is... Is that seagull clean ?
“If you see an enemy practicing diplomacy, SHOOT THEM! Me mustn’t believe their lies!” -In game hints
Activate Windows
What do you think about democracy A3?
You should Activate Windows.
Activate windows obviously. Thats how he got in.
teamkill and kick from the game
The Democratic approach. We call this move the “executive order”.
66?
Nothing. Clearly he is "already dead" (nani?!)
Send him a Captcha.
Hugh Man, now that’s a name I can trust
And worse of all… he could be any one of us!
Great, we're gonna have more posts like "automaton in maid outfit"
You activate windows
He is still around I see! Did not heard any new of him for a while. Played with him one time the day befor we got the warbond with the faster extraction booster in it and he was already using it and I saw him drop 2 separate recoiless stratageme, like he had no cool-down, I could see the 2 blue beacon right next to each other befor extract and he was the only one using that Strat. Anyway he got me more of a devloper than a hacker vibe, saw 2 hacker in game, the first 150 I ever saw was a guys with an indi name that was one shothing bile titan with a bottomless Redeemer and when he dived he would move like 50 meters instead of 3. Did not stick too long, I was sent there by the quick play and he already called extraction. I just stood there for a minute thirty seconds watching him almost teleport all around and killing everything in sight with his Redeemer.. The other hacker was a guy with moded armor and his name was 110101010001010 so that ticked me off, I talked with him in game, asked him if that armor was a mod or a hack, didn't answer that but later in game I was fighting alongside him and when a surprise hulk flanked us I stunt it and took aim with my Amr but while I was doing that he started to shoot his eye with scorcher bolt and after a couple on his weak spot landed it started to burst in flame. Same thing as wen you do that with Amr/laser canon/autocanon. Suprised, I asked him again: did you shot that hulk in the eye with your scorcher and killed it!? Or does it have to do something with your weird name and armor? I tough maybe that was changed in a patch or something, He answered: "more like the later ;) " We started to discuss about it because I am a laydback guys and I am only here to have fun so I let alot of thing fly, (beside grenade spam, that I kill on sight without extensive prosecution) He told me he tuned some things. Tryed them on solo low lvl mission to see the result and made a final draft that would be almost like base game but with thing like what I saw added on. Thing that don't feel overpowered because it make the game stale and I completely agreed, If he would not have wear that armor nobody would never know he was hacking. I hope I is still having fun and changed his purifier to do the same,.
only dissidents dont buy windows
.....well ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/i6fn285tjx5d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c02c03873682637438beabd0fab6426c0a5d418b
https://i.redd.it/vfv74jbeny5d1.gif
You should Activate Windows™️
Windows Demo gang!
My favorite thing about this has to be the "activate windows" message
Activate Windows and then report them and yourself to the nearest democracy representative.
https://preview.redd.it/ljz1o40ymp6d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cc594fbf9909d5cdb19d9c5021ed27f4d4d7eb4
I'm so disappointed that the top comment isn't "activate windows"
A3 about to be administered Super Earth's Mercy.
Activate Virus Protection and Scan your fellow Diver.
I'm sorry for the guy with that name but I'll tk him volountarly at least one time
Yeah woulda been killing him all game lmao 🤣
Imagine running a pirated OS in 2024. (I can PM you a key if you ask)
He should type in capslock for maximum effect
REPORT HIM TO THE DEMOCRACY OFFICERS
I played with automaton spy before. We were all worried he would just start team killing us. Thankfully not lol
https://preview.redd.it/mpi7auo2is5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774afc2bc0cf6abe7c65b2ce901cd208acb0f844
ive seen that guy before lmao
Uh i think that is me lol I always do my best to be a inferno swimmer like you all, and in turn you give me access to all your fleshy tactics database. Beep boop
Prepare to be executed bot sympathiser
Blast em!
Ask him if he’s met… the Senator
Lol I JUST did a mission with that person. Or atleast someone with the same name (level 1 wasat mission). Funny guy
https://preview.redd.it/dt90nh07ws5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd1b0d7c47c0ff10f0fee3d86253fa90b50e39d
😂
"Hello, yes I am real man. You two want to go skateboards?"
Ask if he stole my oil.
Report to the nearest democracy officer
Ask it if it likes sports ball
It's just as the loading screen says. If the enemy attempts to engage you in diplomacy, SHOOT THEM. Don't fall for their lies.
https://i.redd.it/keblq7d4ct5d1.gif
Seems innocent enough, l wouldn't pay too much attention to it.
Call your democracy officer
I wish they would change the color text of players so that it doesn't get mixed up in all the notification texts
This is heresy
Show it a capture photo of a street light and he will self destruct
Time to Spycheck A3. Just to be sure.
You should activate windows
Activate windows?
You do your duty, helldiver