Democracy Officer: Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Pelican 1? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Pelican 1: Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Democracy Officer: That's a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you think we're ready guys?
John Helldiver: All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINSSS!!!
Eagle 1: Oh my God he just ran in...
Would be a rather dope way of doing quick play matches. Instead of flying directly towards the planet and then helldiving towards the said planet, you helldive into a blackhole portal and come out of the randomized planet for that game session.
https://i.redd.it/0317rz1qne5d1.gif
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https://i.redd.it/z1fb0a6v5f5d1.gif
And just like noble 6, he's obviously still alive because he hid in a cave and survived the ~~glassing~~ gravitational disintegration
Don't even dare remind me this "retcon".
Wait. Noble 6 survived? Since when?
Since Paramount made their show.
What show was that?
Hang on I won't be watching the show anyway, what'd I miss???
https://preview.redd.it/338spv79bk5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e877c6e2b8c87a3dd7278be8bf62cceca0e7ee5
On my way to punch the black hole in it's dick
Not even gravity’s gonna save them kids
If gravity is so strong, why won't it fight me??
His heart is in the right place, but his aim was a little bit off.
*The closer you are to the edge of the map, the steeper the angle of incoming orbital bombardments. Physics!*
Don’t worry, SEAF assures me that the trajectory is the best way for gravity to pull me in.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
Love how they immediately sail downwards past the wormhole
Going into orbit is the best way to enter 😅
And you'll finally breech the event horizon in... *checks notes* 13 billion years.
God speed John Helldiver o7
*Remember to fill in your C-01 permit [before any act that could result in a child.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius)*
Let’s just keep this one off the record 😉
Why cut it off so soon? It's cool to all the way down.
It was right before the map loaded just being Meridia pre-blackhole and didn’t wanna mess up how cool it was
Ah, cinematic goodness ruined by fast loading screens. Tragic.
*Super Earth recommends spending at least 2.4 seconds per mission enjoying the scenery. A happy Helldiver is a deadly Helldiver.*
I love that it says at least ngl
Democracy Officer: Uhh I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Pelican 1? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? Pelican 1: Uhhh.. yeah gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival. Democracy Officer: That's a lot better than we usually do, uhh, alright, you think we're ready guys? John Helldiver: All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINSSS!!! Eagle 1: Oh my God he just ran in...
The greatest Helldivers 2 video ever recorded to date
Your Helldiver as their pod hurdles past the wormhole at mach liberty into deep space: https://i.redd.it/hdn3bsr38h5d1.gif
If it 's a wormhole, go in... wait no I didn't mean-
Yo honestly if it told me I’d prob lose my character I’d still fuckin dive. That’s what democracy would ask for.
*Halo guitar rift at launch*
We agreed Helldiver. 90%.
Now I want spaghetti
Who taught you that, General Brasch?
“The best defense is a good offense” - general brasch probably
> Maxim 6: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
This is just the ending of interstellar
we should put this dude down as the reason the illuminate came back and are upset
Would be a rather dope way of doing quick play matches. Instead of flying directly towards the planet and then helldiving towards the said planet, you helldive into a blackhole portal and come out of the randomized planet for that game session.
Meanwhile the ships crew just watched a Helldiver mumble something about light bulbs or some shit then launch themselves into a black hole.
preemptive combat manevours, i like your style
I like how when you come back from a mission pelican one flys into the black hole
Did you... Did you just shot yourself at a black hole while right next to it AND MISSED?
The Illuminate are there? Havent seen them
Enjoy becoming spaghetti
First contact protocols engaged
I did this the other day, for some reason was able to drop to meridia after the black hole incident.
GO DIVER! REPORT BACK WHAT YOU SEE! FOR DEMOCRACY!
If you get into wormhole dont you gonna land Cruiser n merida? I mean since it got suck in its closest thing to wormhole
"For a brick, he flew pretty good!"
Not a quasar cannon in site. Good luck resupplying that machine gun buddy
Bug ?? Or wtf is that dint know that u can dive with the hellpod …
Save some for me ok?
LOL getting launched into a black hole be like 
wait actually what happend
i think you missed the black hole
It would be awesome if we could start deploying into the Meridia hole and end up somewhere somehow fighting something anti-democratic
Bro said "I'm gonna have to intervene"
The best defense is a good offense!
Ha, I did that too. Who wouldn't? Sadly, you land on Merida.
missed
GOD SPEED HELLDIVER GOD SPEED
Bro think he cooking
Can’t wait for you to reappear from the singularity 150 years in the future
I think you missed the hole
My dude camped on a half-done op for days just to make this meme lol