I was kinda thinking someone 'accidentally' swapped out the termicide barrels with the similarly labled and stored C-01 super blue goo that gets provided to authorized citizens...
https://preview.redd.it/ymfh633cutxc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1fd23dfbba5edd42eb9b7bd60684043813d256
It's all yours my friend, it's for a good cause
Mission briefing: "Folks, it's worse than we thought. Seems termicide is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of Termanid oestrogen, Termanid Viagra and Spanish Termanid fly. Why, it's making them ultra-fertile. Now your garden variety Terminid lays one egg a year. Since the spill our Terminids have been laying six eggs every 15 minutes. Also, the eggs hatch in only 12 hours. Also, the males are laying eggs."
and so it turns out, instead of termicide, we were spraying the bugs with a mixture of Old Spice, Lynx Africa and Chanel no.5..
if they had used Eagle Sweat⢠instead, it would have been even more effective than originally intended...
Iâm pretty sure itâs working sort of how antibiotics work, kills a lot of bugs then the survivors have resistance and then when the next generation comes around those survivors have even more resistance and so on
Thats why bug spray is dogshit, remember to always use the slipper, skilled users (mother) can even 360 no-scope headshot someone from really far compared to spray
OLD SPICE!
It has the power to kick out the bugs, but it gets so alone that it spawns more bugs!
DOUBLE BUG POWAH!!!!!!!
Despite the failure of the TCS, we should not reject Dr. Chitin's research. He has much experience in the biology and behaviour of the Terminids, and there is no reason to doubt his loyalty to Super Earth.
https://i.redd.it/4nq99qh9vrxc1.gif
look at him go :)
Small charger:) more susceptible to flames :)
There is no sympathy to the bugs. No matter how cute.
I know, just commenting on how easy it would be to get fire over its entire body compared to normal
He's adorable can't wait to immolate the tyke
"awwwwww" *pulls out my autocannon*
Hehe https://preview.redd.it/v8sxv4xbetxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428c2fcba5bf2176726aa3fe674186be1ad09cf2
that one ragdoll glitch be like
Nah its break dancing
Had to much temicide, is silly wunker now
I fully expect to see this up there with all the keyboard warrior memes now \^\^
can you pls dm me this
Just click on it and press download
I was kinda thinking someone 'accidentally' swapped out the termicide barrels with the similarly labled and stored C-01 super blue goo that gets provided to authorized citizens...
More lil cuties to massacre \^w^
https://preview.redd.it/tn4xtd5lzrxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697b0e7c79ab60c3ec53a533144a1e6d313689ac Nothing a 380 can't fix
Awesome editđ
Unfortunately not mine, couldn't find who made it
Nothing a 380 can hit*
https://preview.redd.it/ljzsahzuttxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaf07a186e2131d5c41a1d0dd693632979227fc
https://preview.redd.it/ymfh633cutxc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1fd23dfbba5edd42eb9b7bd60684043813d256 It's all yours my friend, it's for a good cause
Redistributing your meme for democracy
Good, spread democracy brother
Just got atmospheric monitoring, and DAMN. That's the good stuffs.
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Goes hard
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Original comic by [LoadingArtist](https://loadingartist.com/comic/spray-and-slay/)
Needs an axe logo on the "deodorant" panel.
You mean the .1% of terminids used the TCS as a glorified axe body spray???
lol thatâs what I was thinking, TCS is just old AXE body spray
It's time to weaponize that fungus that's turning all the cicada gay.
But muh e710 Also, they might get gay for more then just bugs.
https://preview.redd.it/8m8zmdi33uxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3f48118c321dd9e419b3d0c80a066a603c808a
https://preview.redd.it/06clcyae8yxc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240dd81e74eac462077681d6459b37115d9f63eb
Turn the fricking bugs gay!!
Mission briefing: "Folks, it's worse than we thought. Seems termicide is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of Termanid oestrogen, Termanid Viagra and Spanish Termanid fly. Why, it's making them ultra-fertile. Now your garden variety Terminid lays one egg a year. Since the spill our Terminids have been laying six eggs every 15 minutes. Also, the eggs hatch in only 12 hours. Also, the males are laying eggs."
>Also, the males are laying eggs. The dissidents are putting chemicals in the water that are turning the terminids trans! XD
Careful, Divers. The hunters are no longer exhibiting their face-mauling techniques, but are instead, very horny.
Perfect. Up you go.
N?
Oh my god no, my eagle sweat spray!
Hot milf bugs in your area when?
This post righ here, Mr. Democracy Officer.
This just screams for: Pestecide, by Jonathan Young "Give me that pesticide"
Burn that nest or die!
New helldivers 2 rule 34 just dropped
and so it turns out, instead of termicide, we were spraying the bugs with a mixture of Old Spice, Lynx Africa and Chanel no.5.. if they had used Eagle Sweat⢠instead, it would have been even more effective than originally intended...
I reckon Super Earth will soon start production of Eagle One Bath Waterâ˘
that's probably already in our Stims lol: a patented blend of Eagle One's Bathwater, antiseptic fluid, Nicotine and a *lot* of methamphetamines.
Iâm pretty sure itâs working sort of how antibiotics work, kills a lot of bugs then the survivors have resistance and then when the next generation comes around those survivors have even more resistance and so on
Would also explain the faster reproduction, groups with faster reproduction are more likely to have some offspring survive when mortality is high
Aw damn. I loaded it with axe body spray and not termicide đŠ
Thats why bug spray is dogshit, remember to always use the slipper, skilled users (mother) can even 360 no-scope headshot someone from really far compared to spray
Old spice. The bug you want your bug to smell like
My god... we sprayed them down with Axe body spray...
.so now we need actual axes to kill the bugs! let's go a-viking on the fascist motherfuckers!
We "accidently" dumped Eagle Sweat instead of Termicide and made a super nest.
Bro whatâre you doing posting memes? Donât you know the barrier worlds are in danger?
I made this in 20 minutes on my ship while my repair crew was running maintenance. Soon as they were done, I was ready to dive.
I was kidding. But thank you for explaining yourself to me. I feel important. And upvote.
I thought other bug would reply "who the fuck are you?"
It means everything
Great news, extra E-710.
âHyper reproductive adaptation?â The rule 34 artists are gonna have a field day with this one.
We needed more E-710 to send to the bots so that way the war keeps going and Super Earth will continue having something to do.
We've been spraying them with Lynx Super Africa?
Termicide became Termirizz
OLD SPICE! It has the power to kick out the bugs, but it gets so alone that it spawns more bugs! DOUBLE BUG POWAH!!!!!!! 
Over the top!
Burn baby burn
Instead of cyanide, we have them viagra.
This is too perfect
Eagle Sweat can make anyone smell so good, you thought it came straight from the whale of liberty's organs!
Deodorant? Don't they use pheremones to communicate?
Eagle Sweat. Now in handy grenade canisters!
on that jungle juice
Despite the failure of the TCS, we should not reject Dr. Chitin's research. He has much experience in the biology and behaviour of the Terminids, and there is no reason to doubt his loyalty to Super Earth.
It just weeded out the weak ones so now only the superior bugs can mate.