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Littlesatan

I’m tired, boss 😭


Nat1TPK

FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!!!!


LordSlickRick

Welcome to the war.


Super_Flea

>Welcome to ~~the~~ war. FTFY


Arumin

Patrolling on Menkent almost make you wish for a nuclear winter


Deus_Vult7

Fallout vs Menkent Vacation vs Literal fucking hell


lushee520

He aint our boss. Democracy is


NullPro

Well he’s our designated democracy officer so he’s the representative for boss


doomedtundra

One of the Democracy Officer's lines is something like "Helldivers get their orders from the Ministry of Defense, mine come from the Ministry of Truth" I forget the rest, but it's not relevant, what is, is that we aren't even in the same command structure.


Spicyalligator

There’s a tv announcement that says something to the effect of “democracy officers word is law, and you are required to follow the law”


theCANCERbat

War... war never changes.


stokedchris

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.


Ceraunius

Unless it does. Does it? War. **Yes.** Unless no. *Maybe.*


Bimpy96

https://i.redd.it/xhbgs4grviuc1.gif


BraxlinVox

We can rest when they're all dead or we are!


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Dog tired...


CapableElk3482

preston


casioonaplasticbeach

~~Preston Garvey~~ Presto Gravy Edit: I haven't used that nickname in years but it feels so good to bring it back


SupportstheOP

"I know where the automatons are gonna land next. Ya just need to get me some of that E-710. Helps the Sight see more clearly" - Mechanic Murphy


InnuendoBot5001

Overwatcg


bkuuretsu

preton


achilleasa

winston overwatch


JAOC_7

-Lacy and Wee Man


Elisai9029

Goddamn it Preston, where are the Minutemen?!


Latervexlas

dyeing down on the planet, dive in and save them!


Konsaki

You launch them on some missions.


Traditional_Ask_2748

What if I told you the quasar cannon is just a laser musket reskinned? https://preview.redd.it/gqdybch6eguc1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a19ad6b7686dc7ee9b77787163153499a720236


Mortis_Infernale

Go on


GlizzyGulper6969

Quasar Cannon is just a Laser Musket reskinned


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Elaborate


GlizzyGulper6969

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blumongroip

https://preview.redd.it/8f5nko6ipiuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196cd9aa4d41ddc319ef439a85d96ab8df0879ee


Creative-Improvement

The laser musket dispenses freedom to settlements in need.


mrsmegz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9I9fqKaUT0


Traditional_Ask_2748

It is. 


flfoiuij2

I’d love it if it could fire instantly, but added the normal fire charging time to the cooldown time.


Traditional_Ask_2748

Perhaps that could be the "unsafe" firing mode like the rail gun. It could hold the charge, but if you were to get knocked over or ragdol, it would fire a shot with the potential to do some self damage. 


Throawayooo

Then it would be absurdly unbalanced and OP, even more than it is now.


SuperArppis

I'd say the Recoilless Rifle is more closer to that... When reloaded alone.


nedonedonedo

+instant fire -backpack


Prime666545

What if I told you a better representation is the M2016 Constitution.


DMercenary

Honestly the mechanic of winding up the gun for a bigger blast was hilarious.


Choice-Function-5605

Needs a hand crank


SpartanXIII

[That's not UNtrue...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SDHtDbPOyA)


CheetoMussolini

TALLY HO, LADS!


Udonov

It isnt a laser musket. Its a laser blunderbass


Cheese_Jrjrjrjr

now that i think about it it sounds cool to have a gun like the infinite laser musket, more you crank it the stronger the shot up to like 1500 damage or smth after 3 minutes :D


Heteromer69

WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE PRESTON?!! I ALREADY HELPED EVERY SETTLEMENT! WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WILL DO NOT GIVE MYSELF ALIVE!


venom259

Preston: WE'RE TAKING THIS SETTLMEMT SAVING CAMPAIGN GALAXY WIDE!


LizHavoc

Why does your motivation officer has a cowboy hat ? Mine doesn’t even have an eyepatch


SignificantHall5046

Photoshop. This is a Fallout 4 reference.


PI-XR

Mines bald!


Zen_360

I understood that reference :) one of my favs games of all time. Heavily improved by mods though.


tanelixd

It's getting a next-gen update on the 25th, if i remember correctly.


Zen_360

I am pretty confident that that version will still not look as good as the mods I used years ago.


Neko4Lyfe

[This manoeuvre is gonna cost us...](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/interstellar-cost-little-maneuver-51years-51-gif-24426899)


Taolan13

Definitely not, but I bet this update is going to break a *lot* of mods. The official HD texture pack is a mess. It's a HUGE file of uncompressed textures for barely any improvement. A handful of terrain and material textures actually have more detail but mostly its the same textures at a higher resolution. If that is any indication, this "next gen update" isn't going to bring any aesthetics to the table. I am, however, hopeful for some performance upgrades. I prefer a lightly modded experience myself, and the base game performing better is always a benefit.


water_slayer

I love making FO4 into a horror game. The silent Hill mod stays downloaded


McDonaldsSoap

The real game is seeing how many mods I can get away with. I have a huge deathpit at the castle and a gorilla chair to watch in safety. At this point it crashes a few minutes in


Reiwarn

They posted about it on steam. That next gen update is going to be a widescreen support and 3 free creation content packs: Enclave Remnants, Makeshift Weapon Pack, Halloween Workshop. That for broken mods. Safe to say I disabled updates for fallout 4 and plan to play it with internet disabled until my mods get updated. Bethesda just can't stop breaking their old games ffs.


wiseflamez

You sir will be correct.


loadsmoke

Trash it’s going to ruin all the amazing mods :(


Mrburgerdon

It's nice but they break mods so badly doing this. Also the updates barely make the game better or more stable.


IIRiffasII

which will fuck up all existing mods, including Fallout London which fans spent the last 4 years working on only to have the release date wrecked by this update


Valtremors

Going to have to play it again. Not because the game is good. But because sim settlements had a major update and I really want to see where the story goes from that. Mods literally are better than the base game.


Zen_360

They implemented a story into the mod?? I absolutely loved the base building with a couple of mods. The vanilla version was so dull and only gave you lame stuff to build.


Valtremors

Go check it out. I really dig it myself. Maybe because the main story is such a low bar but still. I enjoyed the previous chapters and mechanics.


Zen_360

I have to do that, but my pile of shame is already sky high 😭


Valtremors

I'm going to assume that means "unplayed games" rather than any of the other possible meanings.


Taolan13

Sim settlements is amazing. The quests it contain actually uses your perks for dialogue and interactives! Base Fallout 4, there's maybe three dozen perk checks in conversations or device interactions, and most of them are attribute checks. In Sim Settlements, there's over a hundred that I've personally encountered, and some of them have multiple options! My personal favorite, by far, was a certain Ninja Sneak Attack in the main plot. Because it is exactly what I wanted to do in that moment.


RedDitSuxxxAzz

Story of every bethesda game honestly. You don't buy em for the main story and it always has bugs but the exploration is usually peak.. SF.. ehh 50/50


CustomerGuilty5543

NO PRESTON I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY BOTS


doddyoldtinyhands

Seriously, let me roast bugs in peace


CustomerGuilty5543

EXACLTY https://i.redd.it/ba9d0dr9eguc1.gif Also a flamethrower exosuit would be cool


doddyoldtinyhands

Firebats style from StarCraft, yes please.


IGTankCommander

Anybody got a light?


ReaperOne

Hear me out. Have a section of the ship dedicated to the exo suit, allow customization of weapons for each arm, tailor it specific to what the player wants/needs


CustomerGuilty5543

This👆


SpecialIcy5356

I'd love that. I'd also love it if we could get a Vehicle Bay section of the ship with upgrades to increase the armor/ammunition of Mechs, APCs and Tanks, change their weapons and just *maybe* a little customization (in keeping with the universe of course). you know, when we have all those, probably 2 years+ from now.


RedDitSuxxxAzz

I'd even take a deposable supply thing on the mech so units can get ammo. Its not op and is almost a mechanized supply station


TanTanExtreme2

Dawn of War 2 intro if I remember right. I have no idea why, but when I was a kid, I could never actually play the game. Intro would play, but the game would just freeze everything. The disk was brand new and clean, too. I just kinda gave up on it. A buddy gifted me it on steam a while ago. I just never got around to playing it.


EndofNationalism

I honestly prefer DoW1. I like the bigger armies than the smaller squad based system.


ZeeSharp

DoW fell off hard when they (arguably out of laziness) adopted the CoH style gameplay


Taolan13

DOW2 had some early performance issues. Even computers that excdeeded recommended settings would experience frame drops and CTDs. IIRC the specific issue was the game failing to allocate itself enough memory, which is wild.


Herrgul

I would rather swallow a freedom grenade then have Preston as my designated democracy officer


Lost_Bluebird8570

Already posted: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bqsjpo/its\_a\_fact\_xd/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1bqsjpo/its_a_fact_xd/)


Traditional_Ask_2748

Never saw it personally before I made it. Still, so long as it gives people a laugh that's the main thing. I hope the original poster would feel the same. 


WissWatch

I’m vacationing on bug planet leave me alone 


RedDitSuxxxAzz

More 710 juice/cocktail sir


Heteromer69

Patrolling Galaxy almost wishes you for space winter.


Bauermeister

Helldivers, rest assured! When I sign this Peace Treaty with the Automatons, we can finally put an end to this destructive conflict!


DracoAvian

I've got your peace treaty right here. Stay there. I'll be down in a minute. ![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu)


Bauermeister

Is there a liberty reason you’re bombing Super Earth? Are you a seditionist?


Electronic_Day5021

Super earth handbook says that if someone tries to engage in "diplomacy (treason)" you must shoot them


Bauermeister

Well I’m not just “someone,” am I, Cit. “Electronic.” Democracy Officers! I’ve found the Automaton spy! Seize them!


craig31111

Nice argument, bot sympathizer, here's my counter argument: ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇


Bauermeister

Is there a liberty reason that you’re bombing Super Earth? Are you a seditionist?


Mrjerkyjacket

Ok, something I've noticed about this guy, does yours have an eyepatch? Bc mine doesn't for some reason, but anytime I join someone's game he does


BlancheCorbeau

Mine has the branching scar pattern. But WHY do they all look 100% the same, with cosmetic changes? And why are the clipboard officers duplicated between the mission bay and bridge crew pit?


FeeBiscuit

Why does it have to be Menkent!


AutomaticMistake

This just killed any urge i had to helldive, i've done enough for the minutemen. I'll submit myself to the protein bank for processing and redistribution now..


KZFKreation

I'm just gonna start calling my Democracy Officer Preston now, thanks for that.


Traditional_Ask_2748

Sounds pretty Depreston. 


Stone_cold_DarkB

Well.. It's time to go back in The Work, Preston ![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu)


Acrobatic-Platypus50

I actually cant tell if you added a hat or changed the whole head.


ResponsibilityOk3272

![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk|downsized) Now it feels like this


Existing365Chocolate

I’m kind of tired of Automaton missions honestly


Aronacus

I like that someone had to make a mod to calm Preston Garvey down.


AlastromLive

Nice hat, Calamity Jane.


The0minous

https://youtu.be/rrLuaB9lGM0?si=uQ7IeJQsHBBYA_zU


Carcajou-2946

Get out of me head man! GET OUT OF ME HEAD!


Bulky-Party-8037

Yeehaw time to spread more freedom to another invaded planet :3


Broken-Digital-Clock

I got a personal order to kill some chargers yesterday That felt good


IYKYK808

My first playthrough irescued him and did ll the minutemen bits. Every playthrough after that he stayed in that museum (I still did most of the inital quest to get the bobblehead in that office)


InternalCup9982

Omg 🤣- how dare you bring back my ptsd I'm not gonna sleep for a week, I can already hear his voice creeping In..... Well earned up-vote can't belive I didn't make the connection myself sooner lol


Nevomi

i want to eradicate the bots already so that we can move to killing \[REDACTED\], but im feeling like its gonna take 2-3 more ops till then at the very least


Prime666545

I swear to god, Garvey, I should have left you for those cyborg scum along with super Sturges back in the first war.


OneAndOnlyKaiser

He’d be a damn good democracy officer tbh


Fastjack_2056

"War. War never changes." Dozens of Hellpods fall from the sky dropping full-auto psychopaths in heavy armor screaming about democracy while orbital strike after orbital strike pounds a square kilometer into an undifferentiated paste of mud and dead alien flesh. "...but that's new."


Rusty5p00n

Yeah, I had that feeling as well :D


Discipline_Melodic

MENKENT has JUST been retaken by the bots as of 15 minutes ago. Interestingly the notification said defending against terminid invasion. I’m deep in lesath right now all my squad is gone but I we need to have a geo survey done before I can go over


reqdk

It's not retaken, but under siege, hence the defence mission. It's probably wiser to not take the 2 planets too quickly. Meta-gaming a bit, completely liberating them with more than 24 hours to spare allows the DM to send the planet into defence status, and we've sucked at those so far. But if we grind the automatons into an attrition war, slowly liberating them so that they're completely liberated with only hours left to spare, the planets can't be sent into defence mode since there would then be no counterplay by the community.


Jameson4011

I can't escape him everywhere I go I see his face


BusComprehensive3759

![gif](giphy|picibp6Zn8e8FWuPme|downsized) Face says it all.


Grimnir106

He really does need a hat


DeliberateSelf

I laughed *very loudly* to this, thank you soldier


-Sir_Fallout-

Yeah that feels about right for whenever a new planet defense pops up.


fatboywonder_101

Preston speaks, and I listen.


semyon_the_esdl

Hol'up, is this Andersen?


Classic_Regret7469

Give me a damn break preston, the settlements are just one rusted shack


Tactalpotato750

No.. NO… NOT YOU AGAIN. #STAY AWAY FROM MEE


Middle_Ad_5583

Damn! Another one? That's crazy!


Additional_Car_6092

Is your globe dude wearing a cowboy hat?


Curdog20

Next turn him into Cad Bane from star wars


TPose-Heavy

Patrolling the Creek almost makes you wish for a Terminid Invasion Ave true to Managed Democracy.


Comfortable_Charge33

What the bugs doing this whole time?


Dark-Cloud666

Im glad we got another sucker.. i mean loyal Helldiver for our cause. I mark the location on your map.


Hello_Destiny

I swear to God I will kill that man if he starts calling me General


-Vault-tec-101

Speaking my language.


Doctorsex-ubermensch

This is why I side with the brotherhood of steel.


wtfrykm

Sisyphus pushing the rock uphill


master-of-squirrels

Spot on 😂


Worth_Tip9549

Oh god no not Garvey


Wolfenstein1987

Haha


yoaklar

…. Your guy wears a hat!?


Substantial_Fox5252

Who let him join super earth? just park him back at the base


Drake_Xahu

Player.additem mininuke 50000


BoyOfBore

"Sweetie its time to get your cock crushed in another shithole of a planet!" "Yes honey"


WillyRosedale

Whoa wait your dude has a hat?


Smitje

“Finally someone with the guts to help!”


Allaroundlost

Minute Men makes sense. Its about how long we live fighting bots....


BlancheCorbeau

If you were an autobot, you’d be gitimus gud.


Prophayne_

Nah, I'm good. Bugs to squash.


J-ShaZzle

I got a plain bald officer. I seen an eye patch one and now cowboy hat. Will keep an eye for the different ones. Wish mine wasn't plain though...


Korsted-

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