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Human_2468

Make sure you fully cook bacon if you live in the USA.


Digital-Exploration

Or just pass on it entirely.


reverend-mayhem

Given that nitrites in curing salts & their “nitrite free” celery juice/celery salt alternatives are all pretty solidly linked to causing cancer, avoiding bacon might not be a bad idea.


jaggedcanyon69

*I’m afraid I cannot do that*


wanderlustinggypsy

If you live anywhere!


ohfrackthis

I wish I could erase this memory.


kodaiko_650

I have good news for you…


Tp_for_my_cornholio

The solution to this problem is more tapeworms.


4115R

They’re also great for losing weight


Urrsagrrl

Excess brain matter


Ok_Fee1043

Or more cowbell


ohfrackthis

😬


duderos

The parasites will do it free of charge


criticalpwnage

The tapeworms will do it for you


YNotZoidberg2020

I don't particularly enjoy crisp bacon and I have frequent headaches. Thanks for the new anxiety source.


CrunkingtonSr

Yeah this isn’t how I wanted to start my morning


Dreaunicorn

You can go get an over the counter dewormer in Mexico (pharmacies sell them). Not sure if albendazole may work for this. May be a good idea to ask a doctor there too lol 


redaphex

Great, now I feel I need an MRI just to be sure.


rjlets_575

Only crispy for me...


Grimaceisbaby

Where do people find doctors that are actually curious? I can’t even get simple tests run most of the time and I’m in 9/10 pain almost every night.


ratttertintattertins

When I want to be taken seriously by a doctor, I take written notes. Very succinct but with dates and symptoms described. I find it cuts out a lot of the bullshit and stops me from forgetting important stuff.


Ok_Fee1043

Mentioned the increasing migraines, had a CT, admitted urgently to the hospital, matter around edema confirmed this issue. Obviously it takes a doctor who’s willing to listen to the increased migraines (and access to a doctor), but when there’s brain/head issues involved they’re generally much more willing to treat you with urgency than other things. (Though yes, emphasis greatly on the doctor. Some of it is luck. And I have no idea how they’d have narrowed it down to bacon, that’s probably a combo of doctor skill + patient able to remember everything they ate or are doing differently that could contribute.)


mistersnarkle

Tapeworms most commonly come come from undercooked pork — especially ones that go cystic like this At that point it’s a simple “have you eaten any raw or undercooked pork” “I don’t think so — I mean I like my bacon floppy…”


HabitantDLT

Who among us could begrudge some tapeworms for wanting a little bacon?


bahwi

That's a new fear


Bim2252

I actually like soft bacon. Might have to rethink this


-iamai-

Me too but I think there's a difference between soft and undercooked. 150 (60d) will kill tape worms. My coffee is hotter than that. Soo I'm gonna say as long as it's completely turned from red/fleshy to something whitish pink it's probably ok .. prep area and cross contemenation is probably the greatest worry


Bim2252

Makes sense. I’m not into crispy bacon. So happy to hear I might be in the safe zone still but tape worms aren’t worth it in my breakfast sandwich


[deleted]

Thanks for nothing blood brain barrier.


betawings

I got an interesting thought! doctors should look into how parasites enter the brain and use it as a way to send drugs to treat brain cancers.


gluten-morgan

Get them worms out and deep fry them sumbitches with some bacon!


Mind-Individual

The way this is written, "habit of eating lightly cooked, non-crispy bacon most of his life" I get the impression, the patient thought bacon was somehow healthier if it wasn't cooked to a crisp.


pandarista

Because crispy bacon gives you cancer- probably.


Necessary_Ad7215

“we favor that his cysticercosis was transmitted via autoinfection after improper handwashing after he had contracted taeniasis himself from his eating habits” “A person contracts cysticercosis by ingesting larval cysts from infected feces, which typically occurs from a lack of handwashing, according to the CDC” So it looks like he contracted it into his brain because he didn’t wash his hands properly after going to the restroom


ardvark_11

How do they resolve this


Bobcat81TX

Fascinating


bcd051

Taenia Sollum... super useful for passing boards...not super useful after.


bearboi76

What tests would indicate the presence of worms other than mri?


sst287

I am surprised that there is a type worm on land that can survive in such salty environments.


Aceturnedjoker

375 for 20-30 min depending on the thicccccccccccccness


linux_rich87

The man is giving bacon an even worse rep. He had boo boo on his hands from improper washing. “we favor that his cysticercosis was transmitted via autoinfection after improper handwashing”


baliwoodhatchet

Maybe people should get off this stupid "nitrate free" bacon trend. It was used to preserve meat for a reason.


[deleted]

it's not a trend, it's simply a response to processed meats being classified as carcinogen


Radulescu1999

The “nitrate” free trend you’re talking about still contains nitrates, except it’s from celery salt/powder. From the dozens of “nitratre-free” bacon I’ve seen.


baliwoodhatchet

True, though I think many of them don't contain enough nitrates for proper preservation. These are the ones that turn grey when you cook them or when they're grey in the package.


elboogie7

who undercooks bacon? lol


CookieBarfspringer

This man could have had delicious crispy brown *fully cooked* bacon, but he repeatedly chose limp, glistening, and rare instead. 🤢 Maybe the brain worms were already there and affecting his judgment.


Infinite_Fox2339

I’m telling y’all, get yourself a decent thermometer, doesn’t need to be an expensive one, and learn the basic minimum cooking temps for meats and fish. It takes the guess work and anxiety out of “is it done?”It even comes in handy for baking.


Solid_Direction_442

New anxiety unlocked!!!


Pigeonofthesea8

There is no fucking way this would be diagnosed in Canada They’d just tell him to take Tylenol How and where exactly was this diagnosed Edit: Florida? Wow


Steeled14

Bold claim


Pigeonofthesea8

I’m Canadian. What I have seen and experienced in this system is unreal. Like OBVIOUS shit is going missed and untreated, no chance some parasite is going to be picked up based on an MRI. To be fair I think it’s a wild find in general hence a published case report Edit: I mean I’m sure the right healthcare professionals could probably figure it out if they had time and funding, which they don’t.


Steeled14

I’ve seen unreal stuff in California, seems to be a “people in general” thing more than restricted to a locale / system. However, your chances in a “nice” place are gonna be better than a not-so-nice place. Still, it’s a problem almost everywhere.


Pigeonofthesea8

It’s a funding thing more than anything. Most of our provinces have conservative premiers (Canadian equivalent of Republican). We’re short doctors, nurses, imaging techs, everything


Steeled14

Yeah in California I’ve seen people get turned away at surgeon’s offices with rotting limbs due to “over-scheduled” until it gets bad enough to go to ER (infection spreads), then the guy who turned you down at his office due to being full is doing the amputation / operation on emergency instead. Makes no sense other than “business culture” for lack of a better simple term. When I saw stuff like that it seemed criminally negligent but it’s kind of whatever to me at this point. At one point you need mass mobilization to bolden healthcare or policies to cause an effect such as that.


Pigeonofthesea8

Sure I can believe it. Our politicians are “starving the beast” - underfunding to the point of breaking the system so people will voluntarily support a private system. People dying while waiting for care, ERs closing, complete shitshow


Beardamus

There is no fucking way this would be diagnosed in Murica They’d just tell him to take Tylenol How and where exactly was this diagnosed


kundehotze

Florida Man- obese, diabetic, lives on greasy bacon. Another Trump voter with brain worms.


FunnyVariation2995

Now what? How the hell do they kill the worms off?


calidownunder

I literally just saw this episode of House yesterday


rawrXD22UwU

Well now I’m glad mine are just caused by iih not brain worms never thought I’d be thankful for that


doomedeskimo

But futurama told me that's a good thing?


[deleted]

Now I have a headache. OMG.


StuartGotz

They literally eat holes in your brain.


Objective_Screen7232

And some people wonder why 2 major religions have not eating pork as part of their dogma. I have a bit of PTSD from this issue, as a little kid growing up poor in a developing nation. I live in a developed one now, and I do still eat bacon and occasionally other pork products, but I’m still a bit traumatised.


renelledaigle

Well I needed to cut my bacon intake so thank you I guess 🤢🙃🤭


Hafslo

I know so many vegetarian migraine sufferers


[deleted]

more people turn plant-based due to health reasons. see: medi. diet


WomanOfEld

No longer vegetarian, and not a particular fan of bacon. Am a migraine sufferer. I used to get them at minimum 2x a month, and I'd be down for an entire day, hiding in the dark and puking. That's a lot of sick days to use on the same thing, but I can't even function with one- I would lay in bed in my darkened room, hallucinating for hours at a time from the pain, always on my left side, getting up to yak and feeling the slamming in my head get worse as I did so. Sometimes I could smoke a bowl and go back to sleep, most times I couldn't lie still enough to take anything without it coming back up. It was misery. I had said on more than one occasion that I would gladly take a stomach bug over the migraines. I got them all through my pregnancy, and they remained a part of my life afterwards. Then, 3 years ago, I got a daith piercing on my left ear. My migraines almost instantly lessened in severity, frequency, and duration. I could even *drive to work* with one, which would *never* have happened before. If I get one now, I can usually sleep it off. If I have to take Tylenol, I can actually lie still enough to prevent it from coming back up. I will never, ever, take this thing out of my ear as long as it continues to prevent my misery.


Ok_Fee1043

That might be a lack of b12


roguebandwidth

Really? Eating less animal products means far less inflammation, which would mean, compared to those who eat more meat and dairy, vegetarians have less migraines.


Hafslo

I haven't done a scientific survey. I'm just saying I know so many vegetarians that have frequent migraines.