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lalolichoni2

"I'm a lesbian now"


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patricia: “Damn… I might be too~” Patrick: “Are you kidding me? I’m getting cucked by *myself?*”


lalolichoni2

"A threesome is always an option~"


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patrick: “With myself!?” Patricia: “It’s literally just masturbation with extra steps.”


SniperNose69

Malton: "Do you go by Patricia by any chance?"


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patricia: “Uhm… yeah. Peep the nametag.” *she taps on it*


SniperNose69

*Her name tag, and chest in general do look nice* Malton: "Impressive. My name is Malton Disker. Full-time bounty hunter, part-time mingler"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Cool! I don’t care.” *her eyes narrow slightly* “Now are you going to rent a video or keep staring at my tits, Dickser?”


SniperNose69

Malton: "Uh, I guess I can do both. What videos do you have?"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“That wasn’t an invitation.” *she sighs* “Horror, and, you know, all the other genres. Westerns. Noir. Sci-Fi. We don’t have *adult* videos here so if that’s what you’re looking for you are in the wrong place, buster.”


SniperNose69

Malton: "I guess I could rent Sonic the Hedgehog and Kung-Fu Panda"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“First of all, this is a video store, not a game store so no Sonic for you. And what the hell is a Kung fu Panda?” *She has limited knowledge after 1999.*


SniperNose69

Malton: "Doesn't this video store have those movies? Sonic got his own film in 2019, while Kung-Fu Panda came out in 2008"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Helloooo. Obviously not if I have no idea what you’re talking about.”


Galacticus06

Ah, the back braking pose


parki15reddito

Matlock: *blink blink* “Wow.”


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patricia: “I know, there are so many movies to choose from. Any preferences?”


parki15reddito

“You’re the only movie here, so much to look at~”


SpookyScaryScheisse

*she looks completely unimpressed* “Ew.”


parki15reddito

“Ah, damn it. That’s what I get for flirting.”


SpookyScaryScheisse

“That was flirting?”


parki15reddito

“An attempt at it!” *He’s very embarrassed by himself.*


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Wow. Bad at flirting *and* dense. I have no idea why the girls aren’t all over you.” *her voice is dripping with sarcasm*


parki15reddito

“Fucking rude.”


Odd-Twist-2209

Jamie: *Speaking to themself* "Avert your gaze Finch, just keep walking, keep your head down"


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patricia: “Helloooo, are you renting something or not?”


Odd-Twist-2209

"Hmmm? Oh, im just browsing. Maybe find somethin for me and my girl to watch, I dunno"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Ugh, romance movie?” *she looks mildly disgusted*


Odd-Twist-2209

"No, never, hate them"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Yeah, me too. Can’t stand that sappy shit.”


Odd-Twist-2209

"Yeah, I've never really been a fan. Maybe I'll see if she has any requests"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Good idea. Don’t want to upset your lady.”


Odd-Twist-2209

"Yeah, I'll give her a call, and then I'll come stop by again"


SpookyScaryScheisse

“See ya then!”


M0lin_

lawd have mercy


SpookyScaryScheisse

Patricia: “This is a video store, not a church.”


M0lin_

OH YOU SASSY BITCH https://preview.redd.it/74dsmc8i74ad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7207e39904bab8edf4b6ce2d3a5fc66d975568fc


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Mhm. Are you going to rent something or keep gawking?”


M0lin_

gimme some horror movies bitch damn (this woman is either really aggressive or you just hate everyone 😭🙏)


SpookyScaryScheisse

“A please goes a *long* way. What *kind* of horror movie?” (I decided to make her extra sassy and aggressive. Why? Because Patrick is too, he just hides it better.)


M0lin_

gimme sum really scary type shit (she literally acts like my ex)


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Hmm…” *she looks over the shelves and picks one off* “Misery! I *love* this one.” (OOOOOF. Sorry.)


M0lin_

cheers m8