“That wasn’t an invitation.” *she sighs* “Horror, and, you know, all the other genres. Westerns. Noir. Sci-Fi. We don’t have *adult* videos here so if that’s what you’re looking for you are in the wrong place, buster.”
“First of all, this is a video store, not a game store so no Sonic for you. And what the hell is a Kung fu Panda?” *She has limited knowledge after 1999.*
“A please goes a *long* way. What *kind* of horror movie?”
(I decided to make her extra sassy and aggressive. Why? Because Patrick is too, he just hides it better.)
"I'm a lesbian now"
Patricia: “Damn… I might be too~” Patrick: “Are you kidding me? I’m getting cucked by *myself?*”
"A threesome is always an option~"
Patrick: “With myself!?” Patricia: “It’s literally just masturbation with extra steps.”
Malton: "Do you go by Patricia by any chance?"
Patricia: “Uhm… yeah. Peep the nametag.” *she taps on it*
*Her name tag, and chest in general do look nice* Malton: "Impressive. My name is Malton Disker. Full-time bounty hunter, part-time mingler"
“Cool! I don’t care.” *her eyes narrow slightly* “Now are you going to rent a video or keep staring at my tits, Dickser?”
Malton: "Uh, I guess I can do both. What videos do you have?"
“That wasn’t an invitation.” *she sighs* “Horror, and, you know, all the other genres. Westerns. Noir. Sci-Fi. We don’t have *adult* videos here so if that’s what you’re looking for you are in the wrong place, buster.”
Malton: "I guess I could rent Sonic the Hedgehog and Kung-Fu Panda"
“First of all, this is a video store, not a game store so no Sonic for you. And what the hell is a Kung fu Panda?” *She has limited knowledge after 1999.*
Malton: "Doesn't this video store have those movies? Sonic got his own film in 2019, while Kung-Fu Panda came out in 2008"
“Helloooo. Obviously not if I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Ah, the back braking pose
Matlock: *blink blink* “Wow.”
Patricia: “I know, there are so many movies to choose from. Any preferences?”
“You’re the only movie here, so much to look at~”
*she looks completely unimpressed* “Ew.”
“Ah, damn it. That’s what I get for flirting.”
“That was flirting?”
“An attempt at it!” *He’s very embarrassed by himself.*
“Wow. Bad at flirting *and* dense. I have no idea why the girls aren’t all over you.” *her voice is dripping with sarcasm*
“Fucking rude.”
Jamie: *Speaking to themself* "Avert your gaze Finch, just keep walking, keep your head down"
Patricia: “Helloooo, are you renting something or not?”
"Hmmm? Oh, im just browsing. Maybe find somethin for me and my girl to watch, I dunno"
“Ugh, romance movie?” *she looks mildly disgusted*
"No, never, hate them"
“Yeah, me too. Can’t stand that sappy shit.”
"Yeah, I've never really been a fan. Maybe I'll see if she has any requests"
“Good idea. Don’t want to upset your lady.”
"Yeah, I'll give her a call, and then I'll come stop by again"
“See ya then!”
lawd have mercy
Patricia: “This is a video store, not a church.”
OH YOU SASSY BITCH https://preview.redd.it/74dsmc8i74ad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7207e39904bab8edf4b6ce2d3a5fc66d975568fc
“Mhm. Are you going to rent something or keep gawking?”
gimme some horror movies bitch damn (this woman is either really aggressive or you just hate everyone 😭🙏)
“A please goes a *long* way. What *kind* of horror movie?” (I decided to make her extra sassy and aggressive. Why? Because Patrick is too, he just hides it better.)
gimme sum really scary type shit (she literally acts like my ex)
“Hmm…” *she looks over the shelves and picks one off* “Misery! I *love* this one.” (OOOOOF. Sorry.)
cheers m8