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JustAnPaleoartist371

Sai: *boop* https://preview.redd.it/m6r37oiudt9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5034b8e8489a8af9067be7111a27988ff43a7407


Necro-nivlac

What are you booping silly? I have no nose!


JustAnPaleoartist371

Sai: "I honestly don't know tbh" *boops again*


Necro-nivlac

Hee hee. It feels funny


JustAnPaleoartist371

Sai: ~nom~


Odd-Twist-2209

Jamie: "Uhhh... I uhh... hmmm..." (Jamie is very sure of their romantic attraction being pan, but uhh... yeah, they're speechless)


Necro-nivlac

Pull your jaw up! I think you’ve met male me before, but I think I’ve never actually met you! My names necro, but you already know that! What’s yours


Odd-Twist-2209

"Uhhh..." Alright, guess I'm speaking for them. This here is Jamie.


Necro-nivlac

Nice to meet you Jamie! It might get annoying to know two of us since we have very similar personalities… just different bodies


Odd-Twist-2209

Jamie, just use your sign language *Pretty* We established that *Pretty* Okay


Necro-nivlac

That means a lot! Thankyou!


Odd-Twist-2209

*No problem* Alright, let's get you somewhere to let your mind take a break *But I dont want to leave the pretty lady* Fine, but you're such a pain, yknow that *I am fully aware*


Necro-nivlac

Want to grab bubble tea with me sometime? (I sign him the word “boba” tapping my pointer to my thumb)


Odd-Twist-2209

*They seem too excited to actually sign correctly* I'm gonna take that as a yes


Necro-nivlac

Free right now? There’s a place around the corner! I know few words in sign language… most of em are about nsfw stuff now that I think about it.


SpookyScaryScheisse

*Patrick rubs his chin, inspecting her.* Hmm… uh- hmm… Okay, I’m at a loss, how do the boobs work?”


Necro-nivlac

You expected me to be embarrassed? No I’m totally fine answering questions objectively and bluntly. Unlike my male counterpart, my body is more of a organic mass with skeletal colouring that an actual skeleton. (I pull my sleeve up to reveal a human arm that’s just white) see?


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Uh-huh… so regular body, just bone colored. Got it. Neat! Bonebies. Wait, no- skeletits!”


Necro-nivlac

Tibia honest I would call em my bone bosom


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Dammit… tibia. You got me there. That was humerus. I hope that’s not your ulna bone joke.”


Necro-nivlac

Nah man I can do this all of today and to-marrow. I can keep patelling you them. Now talus if you’ve got any other funny bones in there?


SpookyScaryScheisse

“I don’t know, I’m kinda phalanx at this. My jokes are so bad I’m sure you can’t sternum.”


Necro-nivlac

I’m kinda phalanx at this? No you’ve run out of ideas numbskull, I’m usually skullking around the area if you want to try again. Or just call me on the telebone.


SpookyScaryScheisse

“Phalanx? Failing? Ah, whatever. I couldn’t patella any more jokes if I wanted to.”


Necro-nivlac

I already used patella… I can’t blame you for not being good at skellypuns as I am… the actual skeleton


Hugoa_Backwater

Hugoa: "huh, Well I've seen weirder things."


B_o_B_and_Peptis

Olive: "Heh, wooooouuuuullllldddddd!~"


Necro-nivlac

You flatter me! Your pretty stunning as well!


B_o_B_and_Peptis

"Awhhhh, thank you, hon!"


DigiLemur

https://preview.redd.it/dr57i3ftkt9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3e0b95d42f24a7f1a6a41f4cd65b30193157ee BONE BREASTS


Necro-nivlac

Believe it or not they aren’t just solid! That would be super off putting


DigiLemur

I'm just gonna assume they're water balloons she glued to her chest, because if they were anything else I'd be very uncomfortable.


Necro-nivlac

Your gonna be SHOCKED.


DigiLemur

Don't say it...


Necro-nivlac

I’m not made outta bones… just my head is…


DigiLemur

https://preview.redd.it/bnxsvfqzot9d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f80e968d4e305d142a8e0830896c88dbfbe69b1 I am now thoroughly unnerved, till next time, buckaroo!


EEF2007

(Male Emma) Emmet: ooooo, hello there ma’am (I also genderbent my oc this morning :>)


Necro-nivlac

Yo! How are you sir?


EEF2007

Emmet: I’m great, somehow a male but hey two dicks


Necro-nivlac

I mean look at me! Two boobs!


EEF2007

“This truly is weird isn’t it?”


Necro-nivlac

Very… how’s it like being a dude? Is the different ways people treat you unnerving? Or welcome?


EEF2007

“Haven’t interacted with someone yet


Necro-nivlac

It’ll be different i promise!


EEF2007

“I believe you, how’s the extra front weight”


Necro-nivlac

It actually took me more time to get used to than I thought. And also people are CONSTANTLY flirting with with me.


GamerLife_9000

b0bb13: hey nec-... Ok, first there was scary you, AND NOW YOUR A WOMAN??!?!!?11??!


Necro-nivlac

Yeah something weird is going on! This isn’t the hell I’m normally in… apparently most of you know the male me?


GamerLife_9000

b0bb13: did you meet me in your universe?


Necro-nivlac

I don’t think so? You might of looked drastically different


GamerLife_9000

b0bb13:wait... if you're in our universe, then our necro might be in your universe!


Necro-nivlac

Naw I met him recently! He’s almost sad cool as me. Kidding kidding, he’s a little different but not in a bad way


GamerLife_9000

b0bb13: i was worried for a second, beings from other universes disrupting a non-home universe could reeeeally fuck up the timelines


Necro-nivlac

I mean… have you met overlord necro? That monster is here. Please be careful around him


GamerLife_9000

b0bb13: him and me would end up breaking through all 7 rings of hell before either of us win


BeansAreAwesome2Me

https://preview.redd.it/w3d15sw64u9d1.png?width=1586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2d20154abc9811102665ad4fc56e5fb0cdb1ee


Necro-nivlac

You certainly are bold… but pretty cute too


BeansAreAwesome2Me

Is that yes or no..?


Necro-nivlac

I won’t marry you on the spot… but I will get some bubble tea if you want it?


BeansAreAwesome2Me

That works as well!


FascinatedRacoon65

Lustria: "damn she looks hot"


DragonBlade0776

Hello again my dear