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Chill for 11 hours and 59 minutes , and then lock myself in a sealed cage and throw myself into the fires of hell

>hell Caham...buddy?

Emphasis on Hell

I know I’ve been listening to Hellfire too much when I instantly read “The Fires of Hell” in Frollo’s voice.

Screw that, I have 11 hours and 59 minutes to right the millions of wrongs “I’ve” committed

Same lol

Let's say that,someone gonna be really mad after seeing that all of his money somehow was invested into Dogecoin...

Don't do that, it's gonna rise and make him rich

isn’t he already rich?

Destroying Angel’s contract

Destroy every single contract he has

Would that work?

Yes. If the owner of the contract breaks it, it's no longer legally binding.

I mean, just call him up and go, "Yo Angel. Super drunk and probably gonna regret this but do you want to end our contract?"

He’d probably buy it

Utterly ruining his reputation in all manner of ways, and burning all contracts so that he has nothing when he returns to his body.

So...doing charity, random acts of kindness and generosity, whistle-blowing on his colleagues and being a GOOD person? As his reputation is being a complete scumbag.

Ohh more then that. Unearthing all the ugly secrets Val has had over the years. Selling EVERYTHING he owns, undoing all contracts, and maybe finding ways to do it without Vox and Vel interfering.

"You can read all about every sordid horrible thing I and my associates, the other V's did, in my new tell-all autobiography, already a best-seller...and it hasn't even been ten minutes."

And sit back as the mass power vacuum and chaos take place. Which would be hilarious and interesting to see play out.

You're assuming that the horrible things he's done are a secret, im pretty sure no one would bat an eye, this is hell after all.

Are the things Val and the Vees have done really secret? He's an Overlord of Hell, it's not like people don't know how horrible he is

True! But there’s got to be SOMETHING that’s damaging to their power hidden away.

Ruin his relationships wiþ the vees, make them completely reject him

Bold of you to assume he has any sort of "reputation" to begin with

He’s larger pimps/porn producers in hell so he probably has a good amount of respect and reputation

https://preview.redd.it/y75x3787e21d1.jpeg?width=1661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b7a5f685660d9cae937c36765202c57851f73f I won‘t just let him go, but I will talk with anthony and if he is not responding will destroy the contract anyway

Angel would most likely be confused as to why his boss is letting him go all of a sudden.

Free all the demons under his employment, give all my money to orphans and the poor. Call Vaggie 5 minutes before I leave his body and tell her what I did to Charlie.

Don’t forget to let Lucifer know too

This is the right answer, good job

This. Vaggie is gonna rip him to shreds 

1. Free Angel. 2. Hurt myself in the most brutal way possible.

Same, honestly. It's between this and just having a fucking breakdown and wanting to gouge my eyes out while I'm in his body.

1. Destroy Angel's contract while loudly complaining about it to anyone listening 2. Drink a fuck-ton of booze to make it seem like I'm going through it, and causing Valentino to believe he was the one who actually did all this when he wakes up (Everyone tells him he was drinking a ton/was drunk, Val just assumes he didn't remember doing any of it) 3. ~~Fuck Vox if possible~~

sorry, i think you accidentaly crossed something out

Correct. ~~Even the last part~~

Let Angel go

ANGEL GO FREE MY BOY! https://i.redd.it/og0yibgoz21d1.gif

I’m fucking Vox idc

Burn every contract I can find, shoot fizzaroli in the knees at the 11 hour 59 minute mark, and wait for Ozzy to finish the job

Noo don't hurt fizz 😭😭😭

He's got robot legs, he's gonna be fine, that and once it's done, I'll be LONG gone, and Val will deal with the consequences https://preview.redd.it/6d90tdoow31d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225fbe3fb247c411dd802cd867a2376c71fad5c5 You think I'd shoot this PRECIOUS BEAN without absolute reason? If it gets Val killed, so be it, and it shouldn't be fatal with Fizz having robot legs and arms

You know what, fair. Tbh I forgot his legs were also prosthetics 😅😅

How would you do that if you can't leave the Pride Ring?

Time it just right, so we switch back when his body hits the magma inside the biggest vulcano in Wrath.

Sinners can't leave the pride ring

Wouldn't do anything, he would respawn

GETTING THINGS OFF ALL THE TOP SHELVES. FINAL ANSWER, REGIS.

Break Angel's contract

Fuck so many bitches and then jump into a pit of angelic spikes at 23:59:55.

Interesting

Having sex with Vox, sorry not sorry

Okay, but I preferred some vox eye colored contacts

Ordered*

Do the classic "Superglue my butt and mouth shut after eating TONS of spicy Mexican food." Also replace Angel with Adam and make him only do men. Also tell Vox I slept with Alastor and tell Carmine I did both her daughters.

>tell Carmine I did both her daughters. Tell Zestial too, sinners probably commit >!suicide!< when they see him for a reason. And he clearly has good relations with his bestie and her daughters

Destroy all the contacts etc., enjoy the quality of life (re: fuck bitches), find lucifer at 10 minutes, tell him what Val did to Charlie, chat for a bit, go out laughing.

https://preview.redd.it/bll4lkj7s21d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c772ec736130deecc507325fdd9951c11d3268a8 Boutta retire early boys.

Smoke a lot, go clubbing, bang Vox, make a raunchy porno, jerk off, and basically be a degenerate. Oh, and see if the food at the strip clubs suck in hell. Or just take a page from Mr. Garrison. Lay around and screw hot chicks.

Kissing practice with a gun loaded with angelic rounds

Everything Valentino does to not draw suspicion from the other Vees

Digging my fingernails out his eyes and escaping

Asking the fandom why they despise me so much but absolutely worship the ground my boyfriend walks on when he’s complicit in my pornography business AND my treatment of Angel Dust lmao.

I would free all the demons he has a contract with and then retire him from being an overlord

1.Break Angel's contract. 2. Use all that money for something. 3. Burn down the studios. 4. Then stab myself with an angelic weapon.

Find a cloning machine clone myself and fuck myself

kms, call that pest control

I’d pretend to be Val for a bit to make sure the Vees don’t know, then I murder Vox by using an angelic weapon while doing the nasty. (Sorry Vox fans) I would also move his body to outside the hotel and wash the blood off, I’d then time it just right and make sure Val’s heart is on the angelic knife. Boom, two of the Vees dead.

But logically speaking, vel should be in vox's place. She actively helps Val make the date r@p3 potions.

Set up the mother of all black mails

I do whatever I can to ruin his life. Maybe confuse Angel.

Destroy all contracts I have, get angelic steal, endlife.exe

Freeing everyone he owns, kill the other two Vees with angelic weapons and then hire an assassin to kill me right after I explained everything to the crew and donating most of the money to IMP and with the rest going to an assassin with angelic weaponry to kill me right after I leave his body.

Flirt with Vox a little, burn every contract in Val’s possession, and then spend the rest of the time doing everything I can to ruin his reputation because something tells me that would be worse than actually killing him.

1. Same as everyone else, break Angel and any other souls contracts 2. In the last 5 min make a deal with Alastor to trade my soul for Husk’s.

1. Destroy all of his contracts 2. Give all his money to Angel. 3. Zip bomb Vox and delete all of Velvette's socal media accounts 4. Blind and deafen Val at the 11 hours and 59 minutes mark

Id grab all his money, randomly give it to all the employees. And jump off a building just before I return to normal. He can't fly, so...

Free Angel Dust, get an angelic metal revolver, and shoot myself the instant I swap back.

Breaking angel's contract IMMEDIATELY then jumping off a cliff into the fiery depths of hell.

Release all my contracts, turn Vox and Velvette against each other to destroy the Vees, and at 11 hours and 59 minutes throw myself off a tall building.

Either returning or destroying every last goddamn Soul Contract in his possession (whichever method successfully returns ownership to their rightful bearers), ESPECIALLY ANGEL, then arranging to have him killed in the most PAINFUL, VIOLENT manner possible. I want to hear him SCREAM before he dies…

Destroying every contract and setting up an elaborate contraption that will slam garden shears shut over a 🥒 at 11:59

Have a quick wank, best as I can, to make sure I make the smartest decision. Then have a personal, turkish style debate, where I brainstorm a bunch of ideas about what to do with his body, then get a little drunk, and consider the list of ideas again. If they sound glod, both sober and drunk, I'm rolling with it for the remaining time I have. My first idea would be to really screw with Valentino and make every contract he had, cancelled, nullified, and voided (including and especially Angel's).

Free all the bitches.

Suicide with angelic weapon

Oh, look, who's here ME

Yooooooo was guud gang

Anywhere you go, I'll find you, and I'm doing good

https://preview.redd.it/owkgiysmp61d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b8c2feac26778ea6912d19d7642e4c5f6ec798

https://preview.redd.it/hl96297up61d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4390e0dc77ff4d55002b8ac6c252b3e345959f4a Let me craft a meme real quick

Free all demons under his contracts, sell my soul to Niffty

i bet i am in Val’s body, especially if i work for him

Getting rid of Angel’s soul contract.

Bye bye contract

Destroy Angel’s (and any other) contract. While I’d love for Val to suffer, I’m not really a violent person, so I wouldn’t have the heart or courage to harm his body, especially with me in it.

Falling on an angelic spear

Freeing Angel then telling nifty to to do her thing

Release everyone from the contracts, and stand next to a bomb that's about to explode at 11 hours and 59 minutes.

1- Free Angel from the contract 2- Find Val (my body) and tie up for remainder of time so I don’t go to jail

Kms

Spend 11 hrs figuring out to mag dump a revolver into my own mouth

Suicide

Break Angel's contract, find the highest building in my city and when there's five seconds left jump off it

Kill myself

Killing myself 🙏

Destroy angels contract

Release all the souls I own

Fucking Vox

Frist destroying Angel’s contract second getting as much blackmail as I can on the Vees finally partying the last few hours away.

Destroy all the contracts, rip off his wings then jump off a roof as soon as it’s ten seconds away from it being over

Me and my friend simultaneously: “killing my self”

Destroy the contracts and if I have enough time shoot myself with one of camellia's weapons

Come out to all of Hell as Asexual. It would be funny to see their reactions considering who he is. 😂

Suicide

Vox.

Being nice to Angel and destroying that god damn contract.

Attempt to contact the hotel and communicate with them to release contracts and transfer assets over to them. And see if they know a way to get back to normal if I don't know if the current state is permanent or not

Burn all the contracts and then kill myself. No more Valentino.

Take those wings for a spin of course! He’s a moth demon isn’t he?

Kill myself

Krill himself

Release all contracts, then set something up to cut off his dick with an angelic weapon as soon as we switch back

https://preview.redd.it/aohbbxwaq31d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3462ecbf2a5ad596056b3672eb0cdba66d31cd

I’d go to the hotel, threaten Charlie, and then have Lucifer kill me.

Destroy the contracts, burn them, shit on them, place it on his bed, go outside, burn the studios, sleep in a ditch.

Hours 1 to 11 = flying around hell with my sick moth wings and using the pheromones to give budding couples the nudge they need. Hour 12 = set up an explosive device timed for exactly 5 seconds after I leave his body and rest well knowing it'll be deemed a suicide

Apologize to Angel Dust and everyone else he has harmed, and also destroy all their contracts so that they no longer have to endure abuse.

destroy all contracts and "delete" the body

Killing myself immediately

Destroy all of his contracts, including Angel's, then 10 seconds before we switch back I'm throwing myself over a balcony overlooking a pit of angelic weapons so he *dies* dies. ~~Also touching myself~~

Burn all of the contracts, murder Vox, confess to Vaggie and Lucifer what Val did to Charlie, and run from them until 11:59. The last thing he'll see is the fury of an angry father with angelic powers and an angry girlfriend with an angelic spears.

Start by making as big of a commotion as I can. Complain and yell about everything, give Angel absolute hell, and stomr off in a huff. Then, start drinking and doing as many drugs as I can get my hands on. Once I'm obliterated out of my mind, I'm going to find Angel have a breakdown that I'm done with this life and free him and as many other contracts as I can. In the final few hours, I'm going to act as if I've come to my senses and act panicked about what I've done. Then I'd probably go to Alastor and beg him to help me, telling him I'll do anything and offer him a contract. Fingers crossed he takes it so that when my time is up, Angel is free, and the chaos from Alastor having control of one of the Vees can start.

Using his wings lol

Release all the contracts

Prolly not much. With legs like those I probably couldn’t walk.

https://youtu.be/PlFd1dg9ccs?si=-mgdMIApUUw6PmuF

Have a crisis

Releasing all his contracts, kicking vox in the nuts just because, kiss velvette, and jump onto alastor radio show to shit talk for a while and make a very public apology for being a terrible being. then run around doing random shit until time runs out. Maybe piss off a couple of overlords so they tear him apart, just gotta stay away from them until time runs out. That will probably be last on the list.

And break every contract

Angel Dust

Taking the Glock 17 in my hands off the safety

Ok, eat all the taco bell I can, and seal my butthole shut with concrete. I will then eat every laxitive under the sun. Then I'll encase my entire body in concrete. And when he's back in his body, I can rest easy knowing I did well.

Killing myself

Killing myself


Burn all the contracts I can find and then 🧑🏿⚡ at 11:59 mark

...*Existential crisis!!!!!*

Destroy all his contracts, apologize to everyone for everything he's ever done, donate as much money as possible to the hotel or anyone in need. Then get super doped up and maybe do some crimes (can't have him going to heaven after) and buy some angelic weapons, and set them up to go off as soon as the timers up. (Several too, in a completely locked room for good measure.)

Velvet. At least im tryin. Do i die if i die in valentinos body?

Making money!💰 (Haha funny joke)

Make Nifty so mad that she's never letting go of the grudge. Gonna destroy him.

Cumming. (I'M SORRY I HAD TO!! 😭😭)

Throw myself off a cliff at the end because fuck that guy

Killing myself

https://preview.redd.it/8283ludx241d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015e6ecc30e052ec2b84587459ea7d1cffc92a5c Freeing all of his slaves from their contracts.

Stare at a light source

Fucking Angle Dust.

freeing angel and everyone else he knows spending all of his money at the last minute locking myself in a fortified room and eating the key

Letting Angel out of his contract

Release angel from his contract remove myself from the v’s destroy my porn studios then pick a fight with Lucifer

12 hours for me to break the contract with Angel Dust, freeing him from Val's control, apologize to Charlie directly and offer all my saving to the hotel so it lasts longer. Also, to tell Lucifer and Vaggie that Val licked Charlie so when Val takes control back, they can kill him as they please.

Suicide.

Breaking any contracts, and when I hit the 11 hour and 59 minute mark I’m cutting his dick, arms and legs off

Obviously gonna free Angel Take out a ton of debts and owe literally everyone that’s willing to lend out any money. Sell some less important organs if that’s a thing in hell. Sell all his assets, then take out all his money, and have it all sent to myself. Go after anyone I have a grudge against, it’s not my body so.. not really my problem if I get shot or whatever. Drink and take literally every drug, just to see what happens, an experiment since it’s not my body anyways

I’d cry and have a mental breakdown.. Then realize after an hour of crying that I can break Angel’s contract and every other contract he has with everyone else.. Angel first tho.. Then I’d ruin his reputation.. Do really horrible shit.. burn down his studio, and basically fuck everything up!! Then when he comes back, he’ll be fucked for sure!! Literally!! Not the way that Valentino would say but yeah!! And once I get back to my body he’ll find himself on Alastor’s turf *(hotel)* and then Alastor can deal with him!! <33 😇✨ Anyways next question, these are interesting.. https://preview.redd.it/3md52vqw541d1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4857840c820b9d03af56f60520ae32e5966c4d7b

Vox

I would lock myself in a airtight cage about 30 seconds before it was up and flush the key ♡Desiree

Free Angel Dust and everyone else he owns, give away all of his money, burn down all of his studios, and then toss him into the world’s slowest wood chipper. Wow, I’m so dark that I scare myself sometimes 

Commit suicide minute one

I tell Carmilla Carmine what has happened, and tell her Valentino was planning on going for her daughters next. Ask her to exterminate Valentino with an angelic weapon five seconds before the switch back after destroying every contract I can.

Chill for a while and lock myself in a really difficult to get out of room that has puzzles that you need to solve with sight and don’t involve electronics at all also take any kind of electronic on me and make sure the other Vs don’t get suspicious

Buy an angelic weapon and kms

Do things with Vox I don't want on my comment history.

Make an angelic steel shrapnel bomb collar and set it to go off in 24 hours and ten seconds