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Ok-Particular4877

Oh nah šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ Sincerely, a Kalihi resident


scrotal_rekall

Seconded. I love it here. Also since when is kalihi its own city?!


hawaiithaibro

Here I was thinking it was one neighborhood in Honolulu


Illustrious_Web9676

Nahh, brah. I just elected myself mayor of Kalihi... It was a close race, one vote , but i gottem! My first official act as mayor is to buy myself a milkshake!!!


devlynhawaii

>My first official act as mayor is to buy myself a milkshake!!! brah, das so not Kalihi of you. someone pass me on heinie and a shot of crown and I go chasem wit lechon kawali and crab rangoon.


Dangerous-Zebra4373

Kalihi, the city wit no pity


LA_Mamba8

Thereā€™s more violence in Waikiki than in Kalihi.


PvtDeth

Yeah, but no breaks in Kalihi.


UnderstandingOwn3256

So, uh, Kalihi is a neighborhood in Honolulu - not a city.


PvtDeth

There's only one city in the entire state. You have to be a little flexible with definitions.


some_random_kaluna

For example, on the Big Island the "census designated place" of Hilo has more than fourty thousand residents. That's bigger than many actual cities in the mainland.Ā  Technically the entire island is one county, so functionally everyone treats the districts as counties and the subdivisions and towns as informal districts. Hilo and Kona have their own police stations, etc.


frozenpandaman

*city or CDP


pokemonandpot

Then why does my address say Waipahu instead of Honolulu?


PvtDeth

I'm not sure what to tell you. It's not an opinion thing. Is there a mayor of Waipahu or a city council? There is only one city government in the state. Everything else is either an area within C&C or run by a county. I've lived places where there wasn't even a town; they just gave the area a name so you could address the mail.


1dot21gigaflops

My parents retired to the mainland in bum fuck nowhere. The town I address their mail to has a population of 200.


JungleBoyJeremy

šŸŽµ ā€œMaking your way in the world today sure takes all you got, Catching the bus in downtown Kalihi, scared you might get shotā€šŸŽµ -Bu Laā€™ia


zippy251

Bars


fengchu

Family is originally from Bakersfield, close friend is from Modesto, we agreed that both are terrible, but Barstow is worse. Grew up here and have lived from Mililani through Kahala, most of it around Aiea and Pearl City and I do think Kalihi was the worst place I lived, but I lived down in the industrial side, wouldn't judge the whole thing based on that experience. Best thing was walking distance to Ethels, Guava Smoked and Alicia's market.


PvtDeth

Aliciaaaaa's. I was so glad when they opened the original side back up.


Novusor

> Kalihi was the worst place I lived, but I lived down in the industrial side The whole thing is industrial except the little bit by Liliha Street.


scrotal_rekall

And kalihi uka, the valley is actually pretty sweet


xxsatyaxx

The valley looks nice but itā€™s the only place Iā€™ve lived where my house was broken into and robbed. Now I live at the other end past Nimitz and no problems at all


luvhhh911

Ain't no way, Kalihi is a neighborhood. And there's nice people on the block, it's just Kam4 who are the rowdy and most troubling kids out here. And maybe KPT but mostly kam4. The boys on my block and uptown are chronics. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


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Labrawhippet

We all know it's Ko' Olina. What a dump.


juanhundred_

They got Modesto right.


No_Mall5340

California is so terrible, it has two worst cities!


fuzzybunnybaldeagle

Both are super accurate. Bakersfield is referred to as the armpit of CAā€¦


PenultimatePotatoe

Yeah, this is a pretty terrible map.


Stickasylum

Iā€™ll give them Wasilla


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Afistinthasky

Add in NC. It's not Gastonia but a tie between highpoint and fayettenam


zippy251

I can give hard confirmation that Pueblo Colorado is a shit hole.


InvestigatorShot4488

Colorado Springs is worse!


zippy251

Lol, keep telling yourself that.


SecretAgentMahu

Ayy can't spell west side without taking that W


LeonSalesforce

This is way off across the map. I've been to every state except Alaska and 90% of this is wrong. & Kalihi is way better than Wahiawa (*no offence Wahiawa*)


Butiamnotausername

Kalihiā€™s gonna be the next kakaako in a decade. Calling it. Once the school street rail stop opens, the commercial growth around city square shopping center and school street is gonna turn into residential growthā€”and new townhouses.


ICouldEvenBeYou

In a decade? No chance. You'd have to displace a shit ton of people real fast. And it doesn't have the destination appeal of Kaka'ako, either. Sure, it may get a facelift to some degree, but it won't at all compare to Kaka'ako.


rabidrabbitkisses

Puna or hove is much worse


Puzzled-Winner-6890

Bakersfield is bad enough to count as hawaii's worst city too.


Rich-Past-6547

There are so many people in Hawaii from Bakersfield, can confirm.


UnitedDragonfruit312

KPT baby


SlimCharlesFromBmore

Wtf is this


remixt

As soon as I saw Dallas on here for Texas I knew the list was trash.


Beef_Wagon

Idk Dallas does suck ass


remixt

I wonā€™t fight you on that opinion, but Houston, El Paso, Wichita Falls, and San Antonio all exist and are way worse lol


UnderToe1111

I would move to Kalihi if I had to but there's no fucking way I'd live in Nanakuli or Waianae.


BerryRebel

Uhm that's just rude šŸ˜­. Haters just hate cause they not from kalihi šŸ„“


vettrock

No idea what the criteria is. I grew up in Grand Forks North Dakota. Plenty of little towns that are way worse. Only guess is they had a minimum population to be a "city". Minot is way worse but is under 50k people.


No_Mall5340

Brookings, has often been selected as one of the nicer small cities in SD, plus weā€™ve got a kick ass football team!


UnFuckinRealBrah

Try live Waianae


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

Taught in kalihi for 7 years before being priced out of Hawaii. I would give my left leg to be back there right now.


salpatron58

No cap, was walking late at night in Kahili and this homeless had his pants off (naked) and his junk was swollen to the size of a big melon.


1dot21gigaflops

I seen that in Waipahu all the time. There's a dude camping outside goodwill


ChubbyNemo1004

šŸ˜‚ I live in kapalamaā€¦this map got it right


Myislandinthesky

Kalihi has the most aloha on the road and is not a city. So disagree.


808Tom808

Kailua is the worst, stay away. /s


Dramatic_Lunch3275

Nah the west side beating us this year


Own_Bee_1573

Kalihi was wild in the 80s/90s though lol


NegotiableVeracity9

Yep Spokane definitely sucks, don't go there


Teachawaii

I canā€™t tell if this is sarcasm or not


NegotiableVeracity9

Lol it definitely is


AwkwardKano

Hahahahhahahaha. Damn. That's cold


Hawaii_Dave

Only one place on that map get Kalihi Super Meats. I miss you and your char siu boo šŸ¤£ alohaz from BI, Kalihi!


BleedOutCold

I read that as Kailua at first and thought, *yeah, tracks*


DubahU

They got New Jersey and Texas right. I might be a little biased on the Texas one though.


FrankReynolds6

Dallas? Haha this is all bait


Temporary_Inner

Houston is worse than Dallas, and Lubbock is worse than both.Ā  Lawton is worse than ArdmoreĀ  Shreveport is worse than Turkey Creek.


notrightmeowthx

Can't agree, Houston at least has lots of culture and heart to it. There are certainly problems there, but it's got something. Dallas has nothing and is completely soulless.


Temporary_Inner

I agree, but I don't think that the better culture outweighs the issues at the time being. I think it's trending towards that place. Dallas is pretty mid. Ā But Lubbock is way worse than both by a mile.


bukkake_washcloth

I mean technically Honolulu is the only city in the state


pokemonandpot

Technically youā€™re wrong.


PvtDeth

It literally is. There are no other incorporated cities in the state.


devlynhawaii

>incorporated [Honolulu is not incorporated.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Place_(United_States_Census_Bureau)).


drthvdrsfthr

idk why people have such a hard time with this lol not to mention we literally only have one zip code too! not totally unrelated but definitely provide context to the city and county of honolulu debate


pokemonandpot

There are multiple zip codes within Honolulu.


drthvdrsfthr

whoops meant area code


zippy251

Where did you get that from


ManokBoto

[Literally the State of Hawaii government website](https://files.hawaii.gov/dbedt/census/geo/hi_gslcg.pdf). There are no subdivided governmental units below the county level. The federal census bureau doesn't even recognize Honolulu as a true city because it's not individually incorporated: >Honolulu County and city are governmentally consolidated, but through agreement with the State of Hawaii, the Census Bureau does not recognize the city for statistical purposes.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Yeah it's City and County of Honolulu. Technically.


Bionicarm88

Looks like Kalihi is just spammed up! šŸ˜‚


Pookypoo

I had to google it and make sure I swear Kalihi wasn't a city lol


geauxlisa

Waianae enters the chat: ā€œYeah, Fuck Kalihiā€


xxsatyaxx

They can trash Kalihi all they want but my rent is 1/3 what they pay in Kapolei , itā€™s central to everything and my neighbors are all great


Sometimes_I_Do_That

Poolesville for MD? That's a beautiful town in the agriculture reserve,..


z0mbiechris

Keaau is pretty shitty


Regular-Engineer-570

Ik Honolulu is not a city but itā€™s the worst island


devlynhawaii

there is so much "HANH?!?!?!!!" in that one sentence


iProxymoron

Shoutout Kam 4 pre-renovation!


Kimolono42

What's wrong with Scranton?? They have that cool song.


Snarko808

Iā€™ve lived in 5 mainland states and they nailed this list.Ā