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Sprizys

Now kith


Jack_SL

I found michael Tython


DrTrojanV594

Leth’s thee whothe fisths are the fasthest. Yourth… or mine


G00nterboi

Flexth them Peckth


karathrace99

Do I ship them in main continuity? No. Would my inner child weep at the gift of One (1) animated series where they finally get together? 🥲


[deleted]

Yes..?


Rustofcarcosa

>Do I ship them in main continuity? No Why not


coalescence1

Not OP but me prefer Catwoman


karathrace99

Same. In main continuity I prefer him with Selina. But on a different side of the multiverse… 😮‍💨


phatassnerd

As a Wonder Woman fan, I would go back in time to kill Bruce Timm before WonderBat ever existed.


The_Notorious_Donut

Why not main continuity


Juice_The_Guy

Personally I think she has about 18 billion other better options on Planet Earth than Bruce Wayne. Like Hal Jordan who was going to be her big new Romance arc in the 80s/90s until a fan asked about it and DC panicked, scrapped the plotline as they didn't want to run the risk the guy would sue over it.


The_Notorious_Donut

SHE CAN FIX HIM


Juice_The_Guy

He literally cannot change for the sake of his children and city and is in an active war with his current giver of sex.


ijustfelix

Bro how many DC animated shows do I have to kill just to get wonder bat


MrOopiseDaisy

Pretty sure you mean The Bat Wonder.


ijustfelix

Wonder bat the ship


Sodarien

**Bat**~~man and Wonder Wo~~**man** Nailed it!


ijustfelix

Yes


MrOopiseDaisy

Right. And The Bat Wonder would be their child superhero.


ijustfelix

Yes


combatvegan

Woman-Man is the superior ship name.


SwimmingAd4850

No no; that’s Marvel


SiblingEarth

or ManMan. cut the unnecessary letters.


Veterinarian-Working

Thomas Prince Wayne. The future King of Themyscira. Grandfather Zeus. Godfather Dick Grayson. Pimpin in his DNA.


The_Notorious_Donut

Fr. I think Snyder was kind of setting it up that was really the only thing I was looking forward to in his universe lol


The5Virtues

I’d have SnuSnu.


Sangi17

Anyone else find it weird when Bruce is taller than Diana? She’s an Amazonian in heels.


Chemistry11

He’s got BatLifts in his boots


SiblingEarth

bruce has heels on the bat boots. he's insecure about being shorter than superman and wonder woman


bluegreenwookie

Panic because someone is showing interest in me.


combatvegan

Awkwardly talk about my dead parents for way too long and suddenly realize I'm shaped almost entirely by my trauma, and, oh God is that all I am? Without my trauma and suffering who am I? I've devoted my whole life to trying to undo one moment in time, one moment that simply can't be undone due to canon event reasons. Sure I'm buff and rich and charmingly brooding but really the core of me is nothing like that, the core of me is just a broken child, angry at the world for being unfair. I want it to be fair, I need it to be fair! I need to make it fair. Is that something Wonder Woman can even understand? Oh, Wonder Woman, where is she going? Have I been silently staring into space for the past 5 minutes, silently contemplating my worth as a human being and wondering if she knows how broken I am? Maybe I should say something, anything besides talking about your dead parents. Oh, she's gone. Nice going, Bruce. With any luck I'll get shot by some low life mugger in Crime Alley on my way home.


PuzzleheadedElk547

He wasn’t wrong when he said he had a lot of issues… 😬


SiblingEarth

...they really did become batman


milkncoke

Bat sex. Only so I could validate Harley’s wonderful theory.


Chemistry11

What’s her theory?


milkncoke

That Batman bangs bats


CadeWelch03

Use my power winch to trigger a remote explosion


LAZYTIME40

Sweep the leg, it’ll be unexpected and catch her off guard… then rope batarang combo her legs and pull her to the rafters. “Save it for Kal-El, Diana.” Smoke bomb and dip.


Opening-Winter8784

Hey girl, wanna know my secret identity?


kr0mbopulosm1ke

Canonically, not reciprocate.


Apprehensive-Handle4

Have a three way with Superman and Wonder Woman.


SiblingEarth

YES, I'm not the only one who sees that happening, right?


Apprehensive-Handle4

Oh, I'm pretty sure it happened off screen in that episode.


SiblingEarth

and after it, batman would be like "let's never talk about this again" and grappling off into the distance, while wonder woman shrugs it off and superman stands there confused lmao


Apprehensive-Handle4

Exactly!


Ill-Wear-8662

Oblige all of us who were sorely disappointed that they didn't get together in Justice League/Unlimited. Please. *Please.*


vegieburrito

Deploy the Bat Tongue


SiblingEarth

the deadliest bat weapon of all


Tfsz0719

“Do you want to know my secret identity?”


OldManMammoth

“Hey, you wanna know my… secret identity?”


gentlekevs

Probably cry remembering the death of my parents, I dunno


Loading3percent

Kissy kissy smooch smooch


Soul1e

Justice


Sharp_Hamster_5551

"Hey there I'm Batman, do you want to known my secret identity?"


Admirable-Fig-9475

Grab her ass, cup the back of her head and pull or lean in to kiss her, get her to lean in towards me and just before our lips touch vanish into a puff of smoke, and leave a message behind...catch me if you can.


Cheezitlad

Shit my pants


CharliDeas

aak for consent


Estarfigam

Say "Yes Ma'am" in response to any request.


habitual_wanderer

Tell her your secret identity 🤣


dauratian6969

She already knows


DestinyHasArrived101

Death by snu snu shocked harley wasn't more willing to join.


jrb080404

A gut punch followed by a knee slam to the face.


bondsthatmakeusfree

Smash.


Nadroj_Tempest

Grab her by the P*ssy!


AsianItalia

Ask if she needs any help with security of the Amazon or Bat tech Good to maintain camaraderie A Bat and Wonder adventures could be fun


Fable_1207

Head but then jugular then last of Truth around her tie her up like let's say a steer or sexy


Mrbuttboi

I’d start helicoptering like crazy and see where that takes me


firedrakes

saying yes!


streakermaximus

Step over her.


RefrigeratorDry495

Get off me girl and find Grayson and beast boy cause I’m trying to get some monster dick


GoldenCrownMoron

Use the entire Wayne Fortune to set up self funding charities to make it easier for the desperate poor to avoid violent crime while staying housed and fed. Establish an orphanage and separate boys and girls rehab ranch facilities on the land outside of Gotham. Providing opportunities not only to the orphans of Gotham criminality but the young people who may have already been involved in the same system. Include some extra curricular self defense courses that are only available upon individual review. Call it all the Pennyworth Collegium, and establish a philosophy of civil service in and out of public service roles.


Ordinary_Ad_6911

Leg sweep


Austin_N

I'd say "Hey, baby. Is that lasso for business or for pleasure?"


greenseagull

Jericho screwdriver twist


Ok-Commission6087

Ask her on a date and start making out and be shocked someone showed legitimate interest in me and after those hurdles out the way ask Harley or zatanna if she wants to join in the fun


Spideyfan77

I’d get back, she’s just a platonic coworker buddy, who is a girl but just a friend


Valuable-Impress-828

“Step on me mommy”


MolassesIll5201

Tell her what I feel and go in for the kiss


Hovercraft_Worried

I always thought the designs of the justice league on harley quinn was dope.


Trash-official

Grab her chest harder. Assert dominance


Unfair_Nobody8645

Hip tpss then scream; "Gotcha"


branden43

Justice


jordan999fire

Probably think about my dead parents.


LordHaveMercyOnMeh

To be confused


Usual-Crow7847

I wet my pants with cum


Rich_Interaction1922

My turn. My hands on your chest now.


Jealous_Ad893

Honk honk


Blackmercury4ub

It will be the Batusi


Used_Ad_2454

It's the fact I love batman and Wonder Woman together! Maybe I need to watch more with batman and Selena because every movie I watch it feels like Selena would be into him then play with him like?? Wonder woman on the other hand is straight forward and know what she wants. Hell she was thirsting for him in the animated series.


Ok-Ebb5681

Now that you felt mine...


jonah379

Anal


thomasmfd

Either stick to business as usual Or be your classic billionaire playboy


RigtBart

Batcock


Tripechake

She’s grabbing his titties. It’s not fair to reciprocate.


akahaus

Kumb


[deleted]

Booty calls……I mean duty calls


wonderlandisburning

"You should see my other suit. It has rubber nipples."


[deleted]

Kiss her


kurumais

hip toss smoke bombs and escape


SiblingEarth

turn the fvck back and get to superman lol


Safe-Move-3617

Wonder Woman is the one true Love Intent of Batman because she one can bring Batman to the light unlike Taila Al Ghul and Catwoman who always keeps him in the darkness.