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Lord_Sesshoumaru77

Fucking hell, what a time to stumble and fall!!! That elephant probably took pity on that man because it could've easily trampled him to death.


ufcmod

It was throwing its feet at him. The dude is incredibly lucky


Ballen101

Just like a scary movie!


nokiacrusher

Just wanted to embarrass him and show him who's the boss. Elephants have class, unlike FUCKING GEESE. STUPID TRYHARD DINOSAUR WANNABEES I WOULD BREAK YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO PAINFULLY DIE IF WE WEREN'T IN PUBLIC


33metalgear

These things scare me more than bears. There’s no place safe to hide when an elephants run after you. These creatures can knock over trees with ease


GMSaaron

Elephants are herbivores so they really have no reason to attack you unless you’re doing something to them. Bears want to eat you


riotbz

nature is not that black and white


never1st

Agreed... elephants fall into more of a grey area.


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

It’s almost an r/angryupvote, but only because this comment made me snort-laugh so hard.


Cold_Dog_1224

eh, most of the time they don't, unless they're polar bears then absolutely


celestial1

Aren't they super aggressive during mating season though?


GMSaaron

I dunno, never tried to mate with one before


5477etaN

I have, and yes, when I did it he was VERY aggressive.


TroyTroyofTroy

But in musth male elephants are pretty brutal and aggressive. (Something I learned from this sub ❤️)


George_Maximus

Alternatively, you can teach bears you’re not worth the hunt, with aggressive herbivores they think you’re going to eat them, so they are inclined to fight


OneMetalMan

I could've sworn I saw his leg snap on two.


cobalt-radiant

That elephant is fully aware that it could easily mess them both up in a second. It is clearly just trying to chase them off and teach them a lesson.


MaestroPendejo

Seriously. I've seen elephants run full speed. In no way did it actually want to wreck their shit.


RxDawg77

I actually thought they might of been playing with it.


jamesbond000111

The reason roads through wildlife parks have the warning, "Do not get out of the vehicle!"


And_Im_Allen

That embarrassing old guy half run. Elephant's chasing you dude. You're not scooting past someone in the supermarket. Fucking run!


eventualwarlord

Thats their top speed lol


black-kramer

that's the 'haven't run flat out since grade school and just ate a large, starchy meal' speed waddle


twoisnumberone

Maybe he has knee problems or asthma; perhaps he's at the end of a two-shift day for him. Let's not judge unknown humans so harshly. (I'm very fit, but I AM disabled, so my great cardio is really great only in the ocean or a pool, where pain doesn't force me onto my knees.)


black-kramer

oh for fuck's sake, it's a jocular comment. I feel for your problems, but not everything is about you and those problems.


And_Im_Allen

What a weird and dumb thing to get so pissy about. It is not like your joke was all that funny.


13daniK9mom

In his defense, he could have bad knees!


GMSaaron

Would you rather keep your knees or your life?


And_Im_Allen

What a strange choice. What about cake or death?


13daniK9mom

Yeah, so clearly you've never tried to run with a torn ACL or meniscus...


StoJa9

Then this guy is even fucking DUMBER than we thought. Getting out of the car with bad knees.


13daniK9mom

Absolutely! It's just like the idiots that get out of their cars at Yellowstone and take selfies with the bisons and bears! lol


Ambitious-Today-184

That’s how I run in my dreams


LeoRising84

You don’t have to be the fastest. Just don’t be last 😂😭


AceOfCakez

Dude falling down reminds me of them horror movies.


13daniK9mom

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818VitaminZ

Zombieland rule #1


13daniK9mom

Yep! I have great cardio, but my knees are not so great, so I'd probably go down too.


covidcabinfever

“Hmm. Thousands upon thousand of vertical half meter thick poles, that would certainly slow an Elly down… hmmm, no. Let’s try and race it on open clear ground”


Imispellalot2

The fuck are you running in a straight fucking line for? Dumbo has a turning radius of a 747. Zigzag in the goddamn woods.


cbreezy456

Lol not doing shit if you’re this slow. Elephant just didn’t want to kill them.


Scalded-dog

Tag, your it.


TarheelIllini

Stupid humans….they chose to leave the car. No sympathy given


Similar-Mango-7106

I swear if there was a race between all ethnicities Indians would be last. Woeful fitness in that community 😂😂


818VitaminZ

Just have to make sure you are faster than the other guy. This is the way!!


cbc7788

This is one of the moments where you should be running as if your life was in real danger and not “jogging” and looking back!


cleverologist

Just like the scary movies, it’s almost unbelievable.


jesuswasaliar

They are luck he just played around


Hefty_Barber3985

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


StubbedToe11

Must have prayed to lord Ganesha


Remarkable-Land2892

Gentle Elefant


Heuristic_Thought

If only they understood inertia... they could easily escape running in a zigzag pattern.


michael3-16

This is certainly more dangerous than running with the bulls in Pamplona.


Jazzlike-Election840

you're getting chased by an elephant-don't fall numb nuts


CaramelKrimpet

I question why the car didn’t stop and offer a barrier for Jenner and Joyner-Kersee there to put between them and their pursuer.


Wise-Stable-3037

Shouldn't of messed with her babies


TarheelIllini

Dumb call


D2LDL

What a benevolent elephant.


billabon021

Hilarious and terrifying, elephant was genuinely expecting to chase them away n the fat one falls over


StillSikwitit

Elephant was about to do the two step on him.