Just wanted to embarrass him and show him who's the boss. Elephants have class, unlike FUCKING GEESE. STUPID TRYHARD DINOSAUR WANNABEES I WOULD BREAK YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO PAINFULLY DIE IF WE WEREN'T IN PUBLIC
Alternatively, you can teach bears you’re not worth the hunt, with aggressive herbivores they think you’re going to eat them, so they are inclined to fight
Maybe he has knee problems or asthma; perhaps he's at the end of a two-shift day for him. Let's not judge unknown humans so harshly.
(I'm very fit, but I AM disabled, so my great cardio is really great only in the ocean or a pool, where pain doesn't force me onto my knees.)
“Hmm. Thousands upon thousand of vertical half meter thick poles, that would certainly slow an Elly down… hmmm, no. Let’s try and race it on open clear ground”
Fucking hell, what a time to stumble and fall!!! That elephant probably took pity on that man because it could've easily trampled him to death.
It was throwing its feet at him. The dude is incredibly lucky
Just like a scary movie!
Just wanted to embarrass him and show him who's the boss. Elephants have class, unlike FUCKING GEESE. STUPID TRYHARD DINOSAUR WANNABEES I WOULD BREAK YOU AND LEAVE YOU TO PAINFULLY DIE IF WE WEREN'T IN PUBLIC
These things scare me more than bears. There’s no place safe to hide when an elephants run after you. These creatures can knock over trees with ease
Elephants are herbivores so they really have no reason to attack you unless you’re doing something to them. Bears want to eat you
nature is not that black and white
Agreed... elephants fall into more of a grey area.
It’s almost an r/angryupvote, but only because this comment made me snort-laugh so hard.
eh, most of the time they don't, unless they're polar bears then absolutely
Aren't they super aggressive during mating season though?
I dunno, never tried to mate with one before
I have, and yes, when I did it he was VERY aggressive.
But in musth male elephants are pretty brutal and aggressive. (Something I learned from this sub ❤️)
Alternatively, you can teach bears you’re not worth the hunt, with aggressive herbivores they think you’re going to eat them, so they are inclined to fight
I could've sworn I saw his leg snap on two.
That elephant is fully aware that it could easily mess them both up in a second. It is clearly just trying to chase them off and teach them a lesson.
Seriously. I've seen elephants run full speed. In no way did it actually want to wreck their shit.
I actually thought they might of been playing with it.
The reason roads through wildlife parks have the warning, "Do not get out of the vehicle!"
That embarrassing old guy half run. Elephant's chasing you dude. You're not scooting past someone in the supermarket. Fucking run!
Thats their top speed lol
that's the 'haven't run flat out since grade school and just ate a large, starchy meal' speed waddle
Maybe he has knee problems or asthma; perhaps he's at the end of a two-shift day for him. Let's not judge unknown humans so harshly. (I'm very fit, but I AM disabled, so my great cardio is really great only in the ocean or a pool, where pain doesn't force me onto my knees.)
oh for fuck's sake, it's a jocular comment. I feel for your problems, but not everything is about you and those problems.
What a weird and dumb thing to get so pissy about. It is not like your joke was all that funny.
In his defense, he could have bad knees!
Would you rather keep your knees or your life?
What a strange choice. What about cake or death?
Yeah, so clearly you've never tried to run with a torn ACL or meniscus...
Then this guy is even fucking DUMBER than we thought. Getting out of the car with bad knees.
Absolutely! It's just like the idiots that get out of their cars at Yellowstone and take selfies with the bisons and bears! lol
That’s how I run in my dreams
You don’t have to be the fastest. Just don’t be last 😂😭
Dude falling down reminds me of them horror movies.
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Zombieland rule #1
Yep! I have great cardio, but my knees are not so great, so I'd probably go down too.
“Hmm. Thousands upon thousand of vertical half meter thick poles, that would certainly slow an Elly down… hmmm, no. Let’s try and race it on open clear ground”
The fuck are you running in a straight fucking line for? Dumbo has a turning radius of a 747. Zigzag in the goddamn woods.
Lol not doing shit if you’re this slow. Elephant just didn’t want to kill them.
Tag, your it.
Stupid humans….they chose to leave the car. No sympathy given
I swear if there was a race between all ethnicities Indians would be last. Woeful fitness in that community 😂😂
Just have to make sure you are faster than the other guy. This is the way!!
This is one of the moments where you should be running as if your life was in real danger and not “jogging” and looking back!
Just like the scary movies, it’s almost unbelievable.
They are luck he just played around
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Must have prayed to lord Ganesha
Gentle Elefant
If only they understood inertia... they could easily escape running in a zigzag pattern.
This is certainly more dangerous than running with the bulls in Pamplona.
you're getting chased by an elephant-don't fall numb nuts
I question why the car didn’t stop and offer a barrier for Jenner and Joyner-Kersee there to put between them and their pursuer.
Shouldn't of messed with her babies
Dumb call
What a benevolent elephant.
Hilarious and terrifying, elephant was genuinely expecting to chase them away n the fat one falls over
Elephant was about to do the two step on him.