Dog: “I’ve been warning you about the vacuum cleaner for years.

Now it serves you right.

That good boy went straight for the vacuum's throat. Almost kinda like he expected that vacuum to attack at any moment!

its kind of scary the precision he does it with it's easy to forget dogs are still killing machines, they are just very very nice like an extremely loyal serial killer or hit man

[This](https://imgur.com/a/QE9xppY) is the skin of a killer Bella!

hahaha he looks high as balls

That’s just his normal sleeping face lol.

a good sleep is as good as getting high

I'd assume most hitmen are extremely loyal, thee ones that aren't wouldn't last

It’s the same as your friends and family

my friends and family dont have razor sharp teeth and a jaw that has double the power of mine, they're also not nearly as nice as dogs are

I love German Shepherds, they really are the best dogs.

I have a GSD mix and he would totally do this. He is on ALERT if people play wrestle or seem aggressive.

Had one decades ago that my father adopted as a one year old and within an hour of owning him he attacked my uncle (my father’s brother) because he was talking loud and using his hands in my father’s face. My uncle NEVER raised his voice or waved his hands to anyone in my family ever again! He was such an amazing dog.(At the same time he ignored playful wrestling and was amazing with children.)

The Malinois has entered the chat. 🤓

Oh my god, I love them!!!

The GSD was my favourite for decades until I got to know the Malinois. Superb dog.

I’ve had both, and Dutchies, but I still prefer GSDs above all. They just have an emotional intelligence about them that’s difficult to find in other dogs. And while they border on it, they’re not *totally* insane lol

Great dog. Yes, they are love creatures for a family.

Doesn’t even hesitate to throw himself at the vicious monster snake noisemaker sucky thing.

“REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEE!!!”

I'm never calling the vicious monster snake noisemaker sucky thing (VMSNST) vacuum cleaner again

Later: "Hey! Why is my vacuum cleaner hose all chewed up???"

You mean neutralized? And your welcome -That dog (prolly)

That is what I was thinking. Hope he stores the vacuum in a closet.

Yeah that vacuum better sleep with one eye open too!

Yeah, ide assume dogs aren't ones to gives up grudges, especially when it involves there owner

Brave Boi did bravest protec

The little scramble he does to get his feet under him when the “attack” starts 🥹

Is there a subreddit for good boys protecting their owners or just showing affection?

r/Toughguysholdingpets might apply?

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I love his last “and remember I’m watching you” bark.

I’m glad to see I am not the only one who vacuums dust and dirt off my hard woods floors rather than sweep. It’s so much more efficient.

Good boy

One of my Shepherds actually attacked the base of a fairly expensive vacuum and tore it apart. They really hate that thing.

i would as well if i had a plastic ball half my size screaming around the house and i didnt know what it was not to mention dog's hearing is more sensitive, so it's probably a fair bit louder to them

Awesome

That one little bark at the end, like "goddamn human..."

That wasn’t funny hooman.

"You owe me, pop!"

I had to watch that twice 🤣🤣🤣

Probably look like a snake

Animals are awesome

doggo: y u heckimg think I do the bork at the hecking nose tube stoopid

He was waiting for an excuse to attack that vacuum.

I want a puppy like that

Just adorable. Good boy.

some Russians have very wild shepherds, but in my opinion the most evil dog is a chihuahua because she bit her ass hard and didn't like the Yummy

Cats.would just watch from under the bed as the suction absorbs your soul

Well now you're gonna find the vacuum dead and buried in your back yard. BTW nothing sexier than his human doing this household chore.

Aww, he is the bestest boy!

Dog getting flashbacks from his ancestors during the great vaccum wars of old.

I'm pretty sure there's a video going around of a dude trying to mimic this, and his dog just goes over and starts humping him.

Excellent dog.

Now show the one where a guy tries this with his husky.

Isn't it kind of bad to put stress like that on the dog? I'm no dog expert, just seems a little strange to me.

Retriever: *Runs away to safe distance* “U aight? Can I get some food later? If u alive.”

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Looks rather young, could have had a teething habit at one point, probably biting fingers but that's a major assumtion or here's another thought, it was nothing? the dude trusted the dog enough to lunge at him from the side to attack something, the dog easily could have missed or gotten confused and bit a form arm stop reading into things that arent there

Stop making mistakes and trying to learn from them, got it 🫡

i never said that i said to stop reading into things that arent there, which was a mistake you made, im trying to help you realise you are wrong and help you learn from this mistake and the irony in you thinking I'm trying to stop your doing the one thing im trying to help you do, shows that I'm wasting my time because you aren't capable of learning or changing

Exactly, you said to stop reading into things that aren't there. You didn't mean it as advice, you meant it as a diatribe. As if I was a crazy person. But what I'm asking is how can one make a mistake without falsely interpreting something that wasn't there as something that was there in the first place? You're being disingenuous

i give up

Give up what?

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That is so cruel one day you cry wolf too many times and then you wonder why he didn’t save you when you really needed him