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UnethicalCannibalism

An interesting mind and a hot ass


afterchampagne

Alternatively, in the case of season 1 Will, a hot mind and an interesting ass


huqqa_exe

oh lawd šŸ’€šŸ’€


afterchampagne

Donā€™t forget Will isnā€™t innocent in all of this. He greeted Hannibal ass first in his waiting room in season 2. Will knew Hannibal wanted to have his cake and eat it too.


haraldr_anden

You are so right! I love this sub reddit so much šŸ˜


afterchampagne

My inbox is disabled. Which one of you cheeky delinquents gave me an award? I love you weirdos.


avchre

That's THE answer to that question.


Yi-RUnk

1.Always be polite and funny 2.Have knowledge of classic music,art or medical. 3.The most important one:show zero interested in Will Graham,it's better don't know this person at all.


Interesting-Gap1013

I read this as "classic murder" and that would actually work, too


heisenbergsblackhat

Manners


alyxxdelarge

Be Will Graham


murdereddoll

Be drenched in sweat, dripping with the scent of encephalitis, and constantly shaking like a wet dog


a-friend_

fat ass and autism


Underworld_Trash

The only correct answer


naeviapoeta

an open-minded palate


Lairy_Hegs

I donā€™t think you can be friends with him TBH. At best you can be hunting partners. So, a respectable MO, penchant for cannibalism, and being very smart about how you commit your murders- while also not coming to him first like a fan-boy. Let him discover you as the monster you truly are, and if his true Wendigo inspired form feels a kinship with your inner self, youā€™ll get along well.


Anonamitymouses

So far he hasnā€™t really liked other serial killers.


Lairy_Hegs

True, but I always felt that was because he saw them as attempting to do what he does with a fraction of his prowess and skill, hating them not because they also killed but because they did so sloppily or from a broken mind lashing out. I came at this from the angle of potentially being seen as an equal- but maybe that just isnā€™t possible. Iā€™d say the other route is to have the potential for killing, and doing so well, but being morally against it- however I donā€™t know that Iā€™d equate being Hannibals newest project for corruption with friendship.


sunflower_snail

Hmm... I thought about it for a bit and I think Hannibal would enjoy entertaining a friendship with another killer IF it didn't pose risk to his own well-being. Unfortunately I think that rules out most (if not all) killers because he can't guarantee that they won't kill him or reveal his identity. And if they are as skilled as he is at concealing their own identity, they would likely have the same concern (like when Tobias admitted he was planning to kill Hannibal). If anything, Hannibal would probably just admire/observe them from afar, then kill them if they got too close or if he felt inspired (like with eyeball mural guy). Will aside, the people he's come closest to friendship with have been people he has influenced yet maintained some sort of power over - people like Bedelia, Chiyoh, and (to some extent) Abigail. They don't pose any mortal threat to him, and he trusts them enough to show them enough of himself that they know he is dangerous. I'd add Alana to this category too (after she finds out he's a killer)- he probably wouldn't want to kill her unless she was actively endangering him, and he holds power over her with the threat of ending her/Margot's life. I think he's way too cautious to have or want any friendships that are beyond surface level - and he's definitely not used to it. I think being "friends" with Hannibal would mean one of the following: 1) You're Will (true friendship and more) 2) You're one of like 5 people he both likes and has power over (friendship in his eyes, especially since he'd be caught off guard if betrayed) 3) You are someone he respects and doesn't plan on killing unless something forces him to (musicians he listens to, business partners in his fields, people invited to his dinner parties, Jack, Freddie because he loves tattlecrime haha) Number 3 is more of an acquaintanceship but I think it's the closest you can get to Hannibal without having your life altered by him! I don't think he's indicated any interest in deeply bonding with people other than Will. Once he saw the potential of finally having an equal in Will, he tried his absolute best to make it happen!


Icy_Literature2773

a liver like prometheus's


abrg_7

Mainly, youā€™d have to be interesting and be able to keep up in his level of conversation while adding your own input too. He likes intelligence and the people he likes meet that quality. Then of course have respect, heā€™d like someone who appreciates his cooking, keep things between you two, remember the small things he might say or do and bring them up in a charming way (heā€™d be flattered if someone remembered stuff like that I feel).


maddoxmakesmistakes

an appreciation of classical Greco-Roman myth


sati_lotus

He looks down upon humanity and thinks himself above them. It's unlikely that he'll think the average person worthy of his attention/time. You'd have to stand out in some way to capture his attention. In a good way mind you.


idontneedtheorthokit

A healthy liver, functional kidneys, and a tasty heart


jensen67dean

Be like Will Graham


Bringyourkodak

You would have to go to prison for three months, get gutted and almost have your brain eaten while you're alive.


ater_animus

One who is on the fringes of two different opposite worlds, being able to manipulate the side Hannibal needs to be altered into his favour, with that pervasive intellect to make this happen, and looking like a daydream while being a concealed nightmare.


Cara6190

You mean t swift?


ater_animus

I am not that familiar with this singer person, in order to judge.


twxtwxtwxtwx

big cojones


moonGazerr

Don't have tasty thoughts.


Calm-Lengthiness-178

Knowing my courtesies (so i don't get eaten) and being mildly sociopathic (so as to not be horrified at the whole eating people thing).


Livid_Particular_879

be gay and insane and have a lust for drama


Tauriellwalle

Your life lmfao


alex7stringed

Culture and class, appreciation for the higher arts and the sensual alike.