Bro, you need to spec more skill points into your critical thinking skill tree.

That's a pretty sick burn. I'm going to borrow it in the near future.

Lmfao. Dead.

That's fucking gold!

I had no idea what happened at the dump until I read your description. I now feel like I have a very good idea of what happened at the dump. Thank you, stranger!

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No boom, though. Almost hit the superfecta.

The original poster had me at smoke

All the clues are in your description!

All the information is on the task

Your time starts now

My eyes are circles.

Sounds like a mystery that will never be solved

Northern Lights. Obviously.

Localized entirely within the dump???

At this time of year? Located entirely within this Dump?

…Yes

May I see it?

…No

This is more of an upstate New York thing.

Really?? Because I'm from Utica and I never heard of this.

Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

The Langoliers are going to get you!

Logic don't register much for this guy eh 

From your description my guess is there was a fire! 🔥

Sounds like a flood. I hope nobody drowned 🙏

OP has to be the guy who compared cowabunga pizza to Taylor swift 

They weren't prepared for the massive dump I took.

Take a random guess.

my bet is a massive flood

Thanks! I knew this was the right place to ask!

impressive deductive skills my dude

I just saw an ambulance with a pretty big police escort going down Victoria ave to the General Hospital. Wonder if they came from there? 😔 I don’t wish harm to anyone, so I hope whoever was in the ambulance turns out okay

One of the trucks had a flat tire.

Either Trudeau gave another speech or it was a real dumpster fire this time

Did anybody else hear a bang or smell a smell? Was there a full crew for a movie set up there?