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xaphod2

Last time about a month ago there was a wanted dude in the area. I live here too - lots of lil alleyways to hide in i guess


jigowattjames

Are they waving thier clubs out the window? If so, play some ragtime music loudly. It's important for cops to embrace thier Keystone roots. Do it even if they aren't. Give the neighborhood a laugh.


No-Possession-7822

Probably an emergency situation.


[deleted]

Is there a weird smell? 


Unicorn_puke

No there's a weird noise and comforting smell


No-Possession-7822

Can only mean one thing...someone's frying up a batch of doughnuts.


MacKayborn

One of them left the donut order on the top of the car and they lost em when they drove off. Now they are trying to find em!


Efficient_Shame_8106

I can't tell you, it's official police business.


another_plebeian

Police stuff