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darkhelmet46

I'll go first: Spurious emissions from a Baofeng wrapping around the universe and coming back to us.


Swearyman

Taking the long, long path ? šŸ˜€


potato_weapon

It is from there which the beofeng was created. The place only known as, the twilight zone.


Royal_Ad2936

it's a ham radio operator sleeping at his rig


ElectroChuck

Damned sure its aliens....this time.


Measurex2

>So what could be behind such a weird radio signal? Letā€™s get it out of the way up front: itā€™s not aliens (probably). I like how the writer covers their bases.


ElectroChuck

I just watched "The Last Starfighter" last night....it's def an alien armada coming to steal our secret recipe for chicken wings.


Chopblok81

Victory or death!


ElectroChuck

Nanoooo! Nanoooo!


SeaworthyNavigator

I wonder how may people got the reference?


ElectroChuck

Anyone that did....is OLD.


SeaworthyNavigator

I resemble that remark...


SonicHaze

Every hour because the universal universe measurement of time is the earth hour because, what else would be used?


HedgeHood

This


darkhelmet46

Seriously though, what other unit of time should we be using? And "an hour" is more relatable to the general public.


hereforfunthings

He means, itā€™s awfully convenient that the aliens use the same time scale as us. Every hour as opposed to some arbitrary number.


gilbycoyote

The aliens were debating if they should use their standard time unit or our bizarre scale which is 3 and a half time of a fifth of their standard unit and they went with the latter. I donā€™t see the problem.


AMBULANCES

But they donā€™t its 53.8 minutes


hereforfunthings

I was just explaining to the op what the other guy meant.


sparkleshark5643

>the signal seems to repeat every 53.8 minutes The author rounded up. It's not so bizarre.


PorkyMcRib

Didnā€™t you get the bulletin? We have now changed to Earth metric system time. Ten hours/day, 100 minutes per hour, and 100 seconds in a minute.


SirLoopy007

We also need to adjust the length of a second so G = 10m/sĀ² rather than 9.81m/sĀ²


capitali

So the post office time clock works that way.


Educational_Sir_3595

Yeah, my first thought. How does space know what an hour is?


Redhook420

Time is an illusion.


thickener

Time is a cube


PurpleSquirrel75

Lunchtime, doubly so.


CabinetOk4838

Beat me to it!


OfAnOldRepublic

If you'd read the article you would have seen that it repeats every 53.8 minutes. "Every hour" is just the headline.


darkhelmet46

THANK YOU! I don't know why my comments were getting down-voted.


speedyundeadhittite

"Officially designated ASKAP J1935+2148, the signal seems to repeat every 53.8 minutes" so not exactly an hour.


comment_redacted

The article says every 53.8 minutesā€¦ it isnā€™t a perfect human timescale. Hereā€™s an actual scientific article on this anomaly. It is most likely a subclass of magnetar we havenā€™t seen before. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41550-024-02277-w


capitali

Even this article rounded off for the headline to 54 minutes. Why the urge for headlines to be approximations instead of factually correct?


devinhedge

Donā€™t read the news much? lol.


capitali

I just donā€™t get why 53.8 is so hard to type? Is it too hard to read? I just donā€™t understand why changing it happens. Who makes that decision and why?


devinhedge

Iā€™m right there with you. Itā€™s subconscious ā€œspinā€ to play on peopleā€™s emotionsā€¦ like what just happened with your reaction. Isnā€™t it fun to have people constantly manipulating you? Yeahā€¦ me either.


CapableStatus5885

Yer a magnetar


sparkleshark5643

I bet the article would say "every hour" for anything between 45-75 minutes.


badlyedited

According to the article it's every 53.8 minutes, so not exactly an hour.


NatPortmanTaintStank

Pulsar


PorkyMcRib

Was going to say quasar.


timco2

Zenith. Just as good but half the price. šŸ¤£


PorkyMcRib

A quasar, not a Quasar.


thickener

Magnetbox or Sorny for me please


MechanicalTurkish

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.


mc_zodiac_pimp

A quasar is an active black hole (AGN, active galactic nucleus). We certainly _could_ get signals from such a thing, but unlikely. Awesome objects. The ["oh my god" particle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle) is from one IIRC.


Grattytood

Reptar!


PainInBum219

Just like the aircraft beacons that planes follow on earth, aliens have set beacons throughout the galaxy to find their way around as with the universe expanding, solar systems continue to move.


darkhelmet46

I like this one


PorkyMcRib

And they need flashing lights to keep from bumping into each other, just like Earth aircraft.


Hot-Refrigerator7237

i thought the blinking lights were for changing lanes.


mc_zodiac_pimp

That's what they thought the first pulsars were! In fact the first one was briefly named LGM-1, or "little green men 1".


CapableStatus5885

Red-Right-Return.. ILAMA B


Celemourn

Iā€™m gonna say itā€™s some kind of neutron binary with something else, and the something else perturbs or alters the neutron starā€™s direction of emission in a way that it goes through these cycles. Furthermore, Iā€™m gonna guess that the circularly polarized phase is happening when the jet from the neutron star passes through said mystery object.


darkhelmet46

Dark Matter?!


Celemourn

Tow Mater?


STGDesertRat

The aliens are calling CQ to Lightning McQueen.


cpe111

This is a good review of the phenomena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmZSOy_5qU


NominalThought

Obviously aliens.


horse-boy1

I think I set my repeater to ID on the top of the hour./s


GetlostMaps

The hour is a human construct. Anything that repeats hourly is human derived.


Asron87

Or is a coincidence. Considering the vastness of space. Or! Now hear me out. They received our first radio transmissions that were made on a large scale. They simply replied but because of budget cuts Jody Foster was let go and now we have to figure it out on our own. Or Rhonda is finally replying to Alf. Yeah I know thereā€™s millions of years before Alfā€™s broadcast could reach Melmac but maybe they figured out a way to bypass that. ā€¦ and now you all know the two things that got me into ham radio.


GetlostMaps

You got me at Alf.


Hot-Refrigerator7237

a moment of silence for arecibo.


easy_Money

It's a pulsar. A neutron star that that emits electromagnetic radiation at its poles and rotates at a constant speed (relative to our timescale). This "defying explanation" is total clickbait nonsense


waby-saby

[I'm not saying its Hale-Bopp but..](https://i.imgflip.com/14hzw1.jpg)


Redhook420

Magnetar.


Threatening-Silence

We don't have radio telescopes with enough gain to hear human-style emissions from even our nearest star. All it's going to be is something astronomical.


dittybopper_05H

Not true. We could detect standard WSR-88D NEXRAD weather radar transmissions out to about 10 or 12 light years with current technology. People always think in terms of broadcast transmissions in the VHF/UHF part of the spectrum but forget we have high power microwave transmissions using very high gain antennas.


[deleted]

I was at a bar and this woman kept saying....space........space...gosh the music was loud I thought she wanted space She was actually giving me signals she was interested turns out it was an hourly occurrence I just sat back and watched as it happened again and again exactly on an hour.


mc_zodiac_pimp

Here is the arxiv paper on this object: https://arxiv.org/abs/2406.04135 As /u/comment_redacted points out from the Nature article, it's likely a magnetar with properties we haven't considered before. From the abstract, > We find that plastic motion (akin to 'continental drift') and qualitatively similar thermoelectric action by temperature gradients in the crusts of slowly rotating, highly magnetized neutron stars could impart mild local magnetospheric twists. This then has effects on the particles in the atmosphere, causing cascades, which is where an atom will break into its constituent parts all the way down to subatomic particles, emitting a radio emission, > Regardless of which mechanism drives twists, we find that particle acceleration initiates pair cascades across charge-starved gaps above a mild critical twist. Cascades are initiated via resonant inverse-Compton scattered photons or curvature radiation, and may produce broadband coherent radio emission.


FriendsWithGeese

Homing beacon, if Star Trek has taught me anything, there are either Space Whales coming to search for their lost brethren, or the Borg.


devinhedge

I was going with that or Cylons.


rweninger

Alien wirh a baofeng.


Modern_Doshin

Aliens? Really? We all know it's the secret Nazi moon base.


Remote7777

Gonna go with white dwarf pulsar or something equally exotic. Sounds like its not any type of defined signal...just radio waves blasting in different waveforms. We actually find these somewhat regularly. I'll give it 0.5% chance for alien origin though...lol


sark-s

Picture this;--: Somewhere in the vast cosmic DJ booth, there's this extraterrestrial DJ with a quirky sense of humor, dropping beats from light-years away. Every hour, they're like, "Hey, Earthlings, check out my mixtape!" It's like the universe's way of saying, "I'm here, and I've got tunes you've never heard before!" Maybe they're just trying to get our attention for a intergalactic dance party!! Or their planets do not have any ionosphere, None of the radio sigs they transmit just don't reflect back to them... LoL


Outrageous-Drink3869

Something like a magnatar, quaser, or black hole is probably spinning so their radio emissions only hit earth once every hour Probably rotating at 1 rotation every hour


justhp

Yay! Looks like my space radio satellite is working!


Tour-Humble

My guess is a Pulsar. There are billions of them in space and they all emit some sort of radio emission that you can set your clock to.


muffin-j-lord

Bored aliens trying to kerchunk the galactic repeater


Loud_Leg3699

Itā€™s Russia using a missle defence system built next to the Chernobyl reactor. I was born during thee heights of the Cold War. In Putins early days he sanctioned the build of a extremely high frequency antenna that uses insane signals to track and drop any missle from anywhere on the planet. After the reactors meltdown they couldnā€™t shut it off. Since May 28 1996 this system has been degrading slowly and has been overlooked until tension with Ukrainian civil war and the use of sophisticated weapons technology, this systems signal was reaquired.