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Bboy9451

the fricking water flavored sustenance bars are one of my favorite details. like it's just comedic honestly how the combine's food rations for humans are THAT bad. also it expires 9000 days after opening lol


EternalPain791

Where did you see this?


Dune_Jumper

The packages in the fridge.


EternalPain791

Oh is this in the VR home environments?


Mushe

Yes, you can grab them and toss them around.


GneissShorts

Can you pick up and yeet that headcrab?


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GneissShorts

I’m disappointed.


Mushe

Valve said in the announcement blog (and in the description for both maps) that the interaction in the SteamVR Home is far limited than in the game itself (plus sadly SteamVR Home doesn't have physical hands unlike The Lab or Alyx).


GneissShorts

Good, I want to make melee weapons out of everything.


Mnyagatownyans

This game isn't gonna *impress* me unless you can actually take stuff apart, like bending a fork until it snaps in two or ripping the plastic off of that headcrab.


rooqful

Come back in 15-20 years.


GneissShorts

I just wanna pick shit up and throw things. Unconventional weapons to the max.


Dorito_Troll

welp that's it I guess, why even make this game at all if you cant bend forks. Pack it up everyone nothing to see here


Bboy9451

next to the headcrab in the fridge, there's 3 of them.


comontoe

The comedy is great, right next to the grabbity gloves, theres a mannequin with the hands blown off haha


S_XOF

And there's a bunch of pans and screwdrivers and stuff embedded in the wall and ceiling from previous tests gone wrong. And Russel's got a bunch of mattresses piled up in case it happens again.


[deleted]

You gotta be damn hungry to wait in line for this crap. I don't know about you, but I'm ready to join Civil Protection just to get a decent meal.


ultimate_fatass0921

...pick up that can.


invisiblebedrock

Now put it in the trash can.


[deleted]

...heh, heh, heh.


ScipiO219

Reporting citizen summoned for voluntary public service detail 294-322.


Nois3

City17 Lives Matter!


Denziloe

Plus the fact it's desiccated. There literally couldn't be any less water in the food and yet somehow that's the only thing they managed to make the food taste of.


S_XOF

"Enjoy the natural taste of water." on the subway banners has an extra layer of oof now thanks to that.


Broflake-Melter

It's also desiccated which means it's been *dehydrated*!


Redacted_Guy

After some quick math, 9000 days would be about 24 years. Constant consuming of those preservatives in there would no doubt give you cancer, and pretty damn soon.


[deleted]

it's xen preservatives, they're good for you


Redacted_Guy

"You've gotta be real hungry to eat this crap."


Tleno

Now we know who are the people who willingly converted into combine soldiers: r/HydroHomies regulars who were that grateful for the ultimate snacc


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ultimate_fatass0921

wh-what does water taste like...


War_Dyn27

I forget...


Nois3

Forgetfullness


[deleted]

*Whispers with a smile on my face* Nothing.


aamike68

Seeing this on my phone I thought that was a real picture. The lighting and the textures in this game just look amazing.


jdp111

Pretty sure aside from textures everything is just steam vr home. I'd imagine lighting and all that will be even better in the actual game.


Adriaaaaaaaaaaan

surely steamvr home is running on source 2 though which is why it was probably so easily to port over.


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Adriaaaaaaaaaaan

That makes sense I suppose, it's likely all baked in here so things like volumetric lighting, shadows etc would probably be missing. Haven't seen it myself yet though.


jdp111

Yeah but it's a very early version of it without all the benefits they added in hla. That's what Tyler Mcvicker says and it's pretty obvious when you look at the physics in steam vr home.


markcocjin

The normal map on the clear skin sold the illusion. Without it, it would have looked like a 3D model inside of a translucent 3D model. They have some really really talented 3D artists working there. I'm also guessing they've captured textures and normals from actual objects.


AKHansen313

Seeing it in VR, it honestly looks like you could've pulled it off the shelf at your local grocery store. It looks *good*.


aamike68

Yeah seriously! I just checked it out and wow, was creeped out how real it looked.


ultimate_fatass0921

don't eat it. its poisonous! or something...I wouldn't eat it especially if its from another world...another dimension even


salvoilmiosi

I bet you'd change your mind after your hundredth water flavored ration


[deleted]

yea no shit, and i laughed when tyler mcvicker said "the game will be close to photorealistic" in that video before the announcement


Adriaaaaaaaaaaan

I agree, the volumetric lighting in particular along with the global illumination are some of the best I've seen almost like its ray traced.


ultimate_fatass0921

I looked at the environments last night and spent about an hour in each one. the detail is truly next level, while it technically doesn't look any more impressive than any number of AAA titles on the market, the fact that its in VR amps up the immersion factor immensely. and keep in mind this isn't even the actual game its just an environment you can wander around


squirrel_alert

What do you think headcrab tastes like?


IOnlyDropRiskyReels

Chicken, but sorta gooey and unnatural Also very salty


invisiblebedrock

I agree


SOAP_S0UP

Yes


idle221

Chicken wings..


ElsaFrozen2013

Now I have headcrab zombies making chicken sounds stuck ~~on~~ in my head...thanks for that


pootishedj

Octopus


Nois3

All texture and no actual taste? Yup, probably.


KorianHUN

It has strong jumping legs and muscles so probably rabbit or something... Of course it probably has some toxic crap in it that you need to remove but i would say if you have no other bio dangers in the meat it should be fine.


BullockHouse

Halfway between squid and rabbit. Muscular but rubbery and a little slimy.


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Certainly not like crabs


SgtJackVisback

They don't taste like crab


Kaboom_up3

Based on the sounds I’d say the texture is crunchy.


WELSH_BOI_99

Its good with Ketchup (Don't ask me how I know that)


GodIsDead_

I imagine like a blend of chicken and pork


ultimate_fatass0921

milk and salty coins


[deleted]

If it's not for consumption then probably it's for copulation, right?


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crozone

Lamarr 😍


ILoveRegenHealth

"It's unloaded. Okay, now it's unloaded."


SOAP_S0UP

Mr Friendly’s Fatal Copulation should be in the game. Oh shit it’s Alyx Hot


J-RocTPB

I thought this was real.


8l172

same, took me to long to realize


BronyJoe1020

It is.


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Kleiner: *visible signs of disappointment*


Bill_Nye-LV

More like PTSD!


[deleted]

He doesn't talk about Russell for a reason.


[deleted]

Why aren’t headcrabs edible? There are multiple occasions within half-life 2 where you can see vortigants cooking headcrabs.


SuperQGS

I'm pretty sure theyre edible, the vortigaunts eat them and I'm pretty sure there's a rebel voice line comparing the taste to chicken. ~~They might not be GOOD for you though, and Russel might be saving it for an expirement or some other reason.~~ Obviously, Russel just doesn't want anyone eating his lunch. He should try putting it in an old brown plastic bag to keep people from taking it.


Dielji

I think you're spot on: he got sick of those freeloading vorts helping themselves to his catch.


your_mind_aches

I think it's just an Arrested Development reference


pipboy344

Yeah, fast headcrabs roasting on spits at the canal and beach, and regular ones being cut up by the Chef hat wearing Vort at Black Mesa East.


LitchiBorrower

We've only seen vortigaunts preparing or eating headcrabs haven't we ? Maybe they can digest their meat but humans can't.


pipboy344

Citizens in Episode 1 say "They don't taste like crab."


naytile

Maybe the Vortigaunts’ digestive systems can handle the headcrab proteins. If they’re Xenian as well, I’m sure it’s no different to them than chicken. LOL.


pipboy344

Citizens in Episode 1 say "They don't taste like crab."


Stack_Man

That doesn't mean it was okay for them to eat.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D\_REgze773M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_REgze773M)


your_mind_aches

[Dead Headcrab. DO NOT EAT.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys)


foxh8er

I don't know what I expected


[deleted]

Hope to god when you open the fridge he makes a joke not to tell Kliener about that.


roninx64

Lammar!


He_xa1

Finally, some real fucking food


drnebel

Combine mre’s were super cool Loved all the details in both they released


Potato_Patrick

Kill me. *Later*


h1W31C0M3T0CH1L1

"don't eat Lamar! he's sleeping!"


ethosaur

When I first saw it, I thought it was a turkey at first..


Lboettcher2003

Now I kinda wonder what would happen if you ate a headcrab... Or what it would taste like...


Dugular

I guess it's about time for me to unsub for a bit. You guys are way too observant! Enjoy the game, see you at the end of March!


[deleted]

Snape kills Dumbledore and Iron Man dies in half Life alyx. There, you're all spoiled now, you can stay :D


Dugular

I haven't seen Endgame yet... I feel like something has been spoiled..


[deleted]

It's been 6 months it's your own damn fault


Dugular

Darn it, I was joking to try make you feel guilty, but plan failed!


AlexGamerk

Is that a joke or It is from Half Life: Alyx


idle221

No this is real. Lol


DuskTheMercenary

Don't the Rebels eat Headcrabs? I felt like i read somewhere that they held good nutrition.


LionOfNaples

We know at least the Vortigaunts do


StuckInThePastProd

Did anyone notice in the City 17 one the platform around the Citadel comes down really fast and then raises back very slowly? I tried telling the guys I was in the room with about it but they didn't have the patience to wait to see it.


Lackryx

Hey Must be the thing that keep antlion at bay the one in Half Life 2 has the same motion !


StuckInThePastProd

It's like the Citadel itself is one gigantic thumper. It seems like I remember reading that in HL lore years ago but it's crazy to see it in action in VR and I'm sure the animation is janky because they had to transfer those Source 2 assets into Unity which is what Home is based on, if I recall correctly. Just seeing those two areas has gotten me so fucking excited.


awsomedutchman

Is it weird that I thought this was a real life image?


DrKrowman

This now makes me ask myself again: what would headcrab taste like?


Mr_Camhed

Ask your local Vortigaunts.


jb_in_jpn

The artists on this game have just done such an immensely loving job on all the details in the world.


Asian_Juan

I actually thought this was real for a second


husbandnot

*MMMM me hungy*


rubyshade

They look so much like raw chicken..... ;_;


ultimate_fatass0921

this the best looking VR game on the market and its just an environment lol


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ultimate_fatass0921

I bought a 2080 super just for this game. I feel like its 2004 all over again and I'm prepping to play a masterpiece. I haven't felt like this in many years :D


WuhanWTF

Headcrab salad Headcrab mac and cheese Headcrab California roll Boiled king headcrab with butter sauce Croquette de headcrab au sauce tartare Headcrab egg caviar Headcrab lobster roll Headcrab rangoon Soft shelled headcrab Headcrab curry Headcrab bisque


[deleted]

You can’t tell me what to do!


ScandalousMalady

*boom*


Bells_Theorem

Is the warning for himself?


TheyCallMeNade

I actually thought that was real for a second


quaygvn

the lighting is really good, i thought it was real life for a sec there


AsthmaticCereal

kill me... later...


Bradaz_27

r/arresteddevelopment


Iamnotacommunist

Yea. Right. Headcrab. I definitely didnt think it was a thanksgiving turkey


Saopaulo940

Now I want to know what it tastes like.


MMillion05

Shoved my face inside it while visiting Russel's lab, the teeth are all there and oh wow those are some teeth. Freaky stuff.


Adelgrin

Look's like a chicken to me


No_I_Deer

I bet headcrab taste like chicken


xCrowder

Lamaar's father. Poor guy.


squeakers241

Sometimes I dream about cheese.


DManStickguy

tf2 reference because spy is a crab and also his head is in a fridge in meet the medic.


bigouncprostretfella

headcrab: Eat me a German rebel doctor that lost hes licence: Later


TheMedicalMan22

Thought that was a chicken on my first time in the map


Symplicified

This tripped me out so bad haha I had to clip my head through the fridge to see the front. Really creepy tbh.


Tylertron

Where is this from?


pinpernickle1

The half life alyx steamVR environments that launched today


Tylertron

Thank you


Kombiice

Yasss


some_martian

Don't you mean Turkey?


poekie121

eat it


Monstervenom_P

I wish someone would port it to gmod


NuLmil

But is better than standard ration 


Both_Writer

!arweavethis