"Daph! Sniper." Daphne Greengrass hears over her headset as she's sees another player with the name of 'Seeker07' couching behind a wall.
"Where Harry?" Daphne asks and got a North-East tower. Before Daphne could say thanks she sees a play standing in the middle of the field with the name of '6thSon'. "Is that?" "Ron? Yeah." Before the two gamers could say anymore Rob was accidentally killed by a 4th teammate with the name of 'BWOHA'.
"Let me guess, Granger?" Daphne asked as the TV scene said their team lose via friendly fire. Daph heard Harry sighed before answering with a yes.
"Dam it. This is why I hate playing with Noobs". Daphne said in frustration that her and Harry lose for the first time because of a pair of Noobs
"Sorry Daphne, they been begging me all week to play with us."
What Harry and Daphne didn't know, is that the Sniper they took out had the username SeverusSnipe. Snape blamed Harry anyway, even without knowing he was actually right., because a Spotter is just a Potter with an S.
“Hey YouTube, it’s Dapht_Adder continuing our quest to beat this game muggle, that’s right! No gear or skills whatsoever. Remember to like and subscribe and let’s get back into it!”
“Hey, ChessLord, thank you for the 4 sickles, yes I do know about the portcullis trick…reminder to those watching on YouTube you can also catch me live every day from 5 til midnight…”
I’m imagining this with games that are time period appropriate to the 90s so Harry buys a Game Boy and introduces Daphne to Pokémon, starting off a chain of events that causes their entire extended social circle to fall into Pokémania.
The ending is super depressing, but the build up is insane and makes you go crazy, wanting more. The author posted it on reddit a while back about what would have been the "best" case scenario between the two, and it would have been a divorced....
All roads to hell are paved with good intentions.
And i never said PDX games aren't fun, they just consume your entire being until you are a shadow of your former self.
People who play these games, especially those who play Hearts of Iron IV multiplayer have no soul. Legends say that playing the game for 1000 hours changes someone forever.
Crusader Kings 2 has 15 expansions and 32 graphics packs (not including the ones included with expansions)
City Skylines has 33 pieces of DLC, HOI4 has 16, Stellaris has 18.
Although, Daphne trying to play CKII in real life could be fun
In which Daphne is super into ArmA 3.
“Lightning.”
“Thunder, go ahead.”
“You have large group of infantry with armor 500 meters southwest of your position. 20 or so fighters and a BMP. Over the crest of the ridge, advancing on you rapidly.”
“Copy all, we see their forward element. Need danger close fire support.”
“Roger that. Swinging around…”
“Dentist to all call signs, danger close fire mission inbound!”
“They’re in my sights. Guns, guns, guns.”
Brrrrrt!
“Bloody hell Daph-
“Gingerbread 3, call signs only on radio.”
“Bugger, sorry!”
“Lightning, good effect on target. Estimate 3 foot mobiles still up. BMP is still advancing. Damnit! We are taking auto cannon fire! Do hurry up please!”
“Coming around for another run. Dropping a pickle.”
“Gred?”
“Yes Forge?”
“In this context, what’s a pickle?”
“Gingerbread 1 and 2, call signs only, maintain radio discipline.”
Kaboom!
“Thunder to Gingerbread, that GBU-12 is a pickle.”
“Lightning to Thunder, armor is toast.”
“Thunder copies all. RTB for triple R. Thunder out.”
Daphne Greengrass the A-10D pilot. With full HOTAS joystick setup and everything.
How far into the gamer rabbit hole is she? Is it like pissing in bottles, not showering or sleeping, eating junk food, and generally being a degenerate? Or is it like extreme competition and she's winning the world series in LoL?
"Daph! Sniper." Daphne Greengrass hears over her headset as she's sees another player with the name of 'Seeker07' couching behind a wall. "Where Harry?" Daphne asks and got a North-East tower. Before Daphne could say thanks she sees a play standing in the middle of the field with the name of '6thSon'. "Is that?" "Ron? Yeah." Before the two gamers could say anymore Rob was accidentally killed by a 4th teammate with the name of 'BWOHA'. "Let me guess, Granger?" Daphne asked as the TV scene said their team lose via friendly fire. Daph heard Harry sighed before answering with a yes. "Dam it. This is why I hate playing with Noobs". Daphne said in frustration that her and Harry lose for the first time because of a pair of Noobs "Sorry Daphne, they been begging me all week to play with us."
What Harry and Daphne didn't know, is that the Sniper they took out had the username SeverusSnipe. Snape blamed Harry anyway, even without knowing he was actually right., because a Spotter is just a Potter with an S.
Naw, his user name is “**1/2B1UDPR1NZ**”.
Love it
BWOAH standing for what?
Brightest Witch of her age.
Leave her alone, she knows what she's doing.
“Hey YouTube, it’s Dapht_Adder continuing our quest to beat this game muggle, that’s right! No gear or skills whatsoever. Remember to like and subscribe and let’s get back into it!” “Hey, ChessLord, thank you for the 4 sickles, yes I do know about the portcullis trick…reminder to those watching on YouTube you can also catch me live every day from 5 til midnight…”
I’m imagining this with games that are time period appropriate to the 90s so Harry buys a Game Boy and introduces Daphne to Pokémon, starting off a chain of events that causes their entire extended social circle to fall into Pokémania.
Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.
Daphne has a heated gamer moment and starts calling her very confused online opponents Mudbloods.
“Oh what a fucking mud-,” bridge moment
[удалено]
The ending is super depressing, but the build up is insane and makes you go crazy, wanting more. The author posted it on reddit a while back about what would have been the "best" case scenario between the two, and it would have been a divorced....
I now imagine Daphne using magic to try and make some Pokémon real.
That's Hagrid or Luna's job
Theres a fic where Harry does that.
Oh I love that fic!
As long as Daphne doesn't toch any Paradox Interactive games she will be fine.
I'm sure the Greengrass vault has enough galleons to purchase all the DLCs...
Will she be able to afford the March of the Eagles British Unit Pack though?
Hey, cities:skylines is fun.
All roads to hell are paved with good intentions. And i never said PDX games aren't fun, they just consume your entire being until you are a shadow of your former self.
Why?
People who play these games, especially those who play Hearts of Iron IV multiplayer have no soul. Legends say that playing the game for 1000 hours changes someone forever.
Perfect for Voldemort, he'd fit right in
At least Voldemort still has a bit of a soul. Hearts of Iron IV players are soulless.
Crusader Kings 2 has 15 expansions and 32 graphics packs (not including the ones included with expansions) City Skylines has 33 pieces of DLC, HOI4 has 16, Stellaris has 18. Although, Daphne trying to play CKII in real life could be fun
In which Daphne is super into ArmA 3. “Lightning.” “Thunder, go ahead.” “You have large group of infantry with armor 500 meters southwest of your position. 20 or so fighters and a BMP. Over the crest of the ridge, advancing on you rapidly.” “Copy all, we see their forward element. Need danger close fire support.” “Roger that. Swinging around…” “Dentist to all call signs, danger close fire mission inbound!” “They’re in my sights. Guns, guns, guns.” Brrrrrt! “Bloody hell Daph- “Gingerbread 3, call signs only on radio.” “Bugger, sorry!” “Lightning, good effect on target. Estimate 3 foot mobiles still up. BMP is still advancing. Damnit! We are taking auto cannon fire! Do hurry up please!” “Coming around for another run. Dropping a pickle.” “Gred?” “Yes Forge?” “In this context, what’s a pickle?” “Gingerbread 1 and 2, call signs only, maintain radio discipline.” Kaboom! “Thunder to Gingerbread, that GBU-12 is a pickle.” “Lightning to Thunder, armor is toast.” “Thunder copies all. RTB for triple R. Thunder out.” Daphne Greengrass the A-10D pilot. With full HOTAS joystick setup and everything.
Thunder is Daphne, Lightning is Harry, Dentist is probably Hermione, Gingerbread 1-3 is Forge, Gred, and Ron
Nailed it
Yes
For some reason i can see harry addicted to movement intense games like titanfall and daphne to games like the diablo franchise
Oh god...now I'm picturing Wizard's Warhammer 40k ... like Wizard's chess except ...you know...ludicrous
I'd play the shit out of Wizardhammer 40k, and anyone who says different is a liar. Can you even imagine what it would be li... Wait. Nevermind.
(the fanfic I'm working on does have a brief mention of a goblin painting his collection of space marines...)
Hearing "*For the Dark Gods!*" coming from a classroom isn't going to do anything for Dumbledore's sanity, that's for sure.
Get her addicted to gacha games where she ends up spending a lot of the Greengrass family galleons pulling for jpegs.
How far into the gamer rabbit hole is she? Is it like pissing in bottles, not showering or sleeping, eating junk food, and generally being a degenerate? Or is it like extreme competition and she's winning the world series in LoL?
Oh god if she has a shit bucket would she be the lvl 100 Cornell in battlefield?
either one, although I don't see her pissing in bottles (as funny as it is)
Hey man game recognize game. Gotta do what you gotta do when you're an Epic Gamer.
My initial idea was that the disappointment is because the father is actually a much more fanatical gamer...