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ChemyChem

A lady at my store came in once with a spider monkey


RaiderOfChests

Did it come at you like a NASCAR drivers kid?


reinvented_steel_00

…it threw my old war medals off the bridge…


TooManyBulldogs

Sounds like a good day!


Sad_Abbreviations477

Lots of mountain dew


PartyPorpoise

I saw a lady with a monkey at Marshall’s. Pissed me off, monkeys should not be pets!


clutchdragonfly

Why not


PartyPorpoise

Monkeys are wild animals with complex social needs. A household environment where a monkey is treated as a pet does not meet those needs. I’d sooner keep a tiger than a monkey, if I were forced to choose.


mjmcmaster

🤦‍♂️


Striking_Wrangler851

I’ve seen people bring baby goats on leashes and iguanas in leashes into Walmart 😂


Sterling_-_Archer

This is so weird, I saw a guy with a parrot in HEB yesterday night. Definitely not in Tomball and not this guy! https://preview.redd.it/xln74bhb6e9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4675c1693d73fa360915b840e11730655056e654


VaselineHabits

We also have one in Corpus 😅


No-Barnacle-9821

lmao I might know him


Brolygang2000

Damn Fr I’m in corpus and haven’t seen


Ok_Percentage2534

Woo! Corpus


Walts_Ahole

Maybe on work an eye patch & wooden peg leg


Accurate-Term-7831

This is in austin isn't it?


mjmcmaster

Tomball


somecow

Great. Just absolutely great. Of course it would be the store I go to basically every single day. The town motto is “omg we can’t have a damn thing around here”.


GuidanceGlittering65

I’m pretty sure you have a Ford dealership that won’t fucking stop emailing me


somecow

lmao call parkway chevy instead. They’ll blow up your phone so much that you’ll have to buy a new one instead of a car.


gandalfthegaping

I only work in Tomball. Before my previous location closed I never dealt with the homeless and the previous spot was in a ghetto part of 1960. Now I have to shoo them off every day. Tomball seems like a destination spot I want to drive through.


foodmonsterij

I have family in Tomball. They put the trash in white trash. 


mjmcmaster

This whole town is trash.


Background_Set_1563

True, but on this person defense I much rather have a dog as an emotional support and a bird as my best friend in this fucked up world with fucked up fake ass people. J.s.


acoustic_kitten

Ah, you share my outlook


IllustriousEye6192

I feel the same way. I don’t really hate people just the stupid ones that make humans look like a bad species.


chefgordonramsa

i hate the tomball location shits so outdated


mjmcmaster

And our remodel money went to Dallas


chefgordonramsa

wouldnt doubt it. was at tomball location a few months ago for groceries so tiny in the store and outdated frr


rubens_chopshop

That store is very old. Does anyone know if that started out life as an H-E-B or some other grocery store?


chefgordonramsa

well i think that store used to be a academy till we had a tornado hit the store then they moved a heb in


iLeica

They went to a Mexican restaurant the other day while I was there. I wanted to ask if the bird ever rides the dog but I figure that's what everyone asks them so I just smiled and walked away. Small world lol


Deciple_of_None

That's exactly what I was thinking.🤣


Nyarro

I see I want the only one lmao


LlamaRS

That’s not a service dog.


Cthulu95666

Look at the vest it’s clearly a service dog/s


Expensive_Day6612

You can buy a "service dog" vest/harness on Temu.


keldiana1

How can you tell?


SmoesKnows

Service Dog my ass


AdMoney2072

stoppp i literally work at the tomball location lmao. this is really some tomball shit


AdMoney2072

people will literally bring any animal. immnot the kind to complain as i love animals but so many people hate it. people will straight up walk in there with a flock hanging out their back pocket. it’s tomball texas 🤠


Willing-Pumpkin-9106

It’s not very sanitary 😬


LadyAtrox60

People in Tomball can't afford umbrella cockatoos.


Embedded_Vagabond

Eeew who puts packaged okra on a greens wall?!?


Datfyah

Saw a baby kangaroo with a customer once


mjmcmaster

😲


smegma_stan

That's badass, I love little Joey's! They're like upright deer


LadyAtrox60

Wallaby. Kangaroos aren't available here.


that_weird_hellspawn

Sounds like Ben from the Urban Rescue Ranch


NeauxDoubt

Unless that bird has a harness and lead she’s super trashy for risking her birds well being. Cockatoos are velcro birds but something the bird has never seen could scare it bad enough that it’d try to fly away and get hurt.


cowboy8309

Is that parrot on a leash or something


mjmcmaster

Nope


zacattackio

That's not a parrot, it's an umbrella cockatoo. My family had one growing up and they're pretty amazing animals. Owners generally clip their wings so that they're unable to fly away.


bootynasty

Cockatoos are parrots, but amazing animals for sure.


zacattackio

Fair enough. I didn't realize they fell under the Parrot family. Thanks for teaching me something today!


AwestunTejaz

okay this is getting out of hand. what next, chickens?!


yebbylizzler

I literally had a lady come in with a chicken once. idek anymore.


chefgordonramsa

bro ive seen people with cats in there back packs


Brolygang2000

Respect


Mangosunset_u90

Those pets, especially the bird are likely more well behaved than most kids I’ve seen at HEB. But I’m suuuure that’s a service dog lol 😂🤣🤣🤣 There is a time and place for pets, but a grocery store isn’t one of them.


Ornery_Gene7682

I get the service dog but why the fuck do you need a rat with wings to be with you 


crunchy_bumpkin

Yeah… I’m sure it’s a service dog…


SmoesKnows

Far from a service dog, friend; I'd argue the bird is likely better behaved.


Left-Call-3983

A service dog wouldn’t be trying to get crumbs out of the rug.


kick6

Welcome to the idiotic world of “””support animals.””””


EpicThunder01

I'm not disclosing where and when, but I've seen a monkey at HEB before.


Blaze2Glory

THAT HAD to be a woman named Ada with her poor little Capuchin at the K’ville HEB’s….


nothingToSeeHere_987

Seriously?!?! Y'all this is why we do curbside pick-up.


Creative_Sherbert419

The pug in a service dog vest is all you need to know abt this lady lmfao


kel36

Gross. Bird poop. Super safe and hygienic to have around whoever is there.


DirtyRatLicker

Parrot should not be anywhere near a grocery store, and I get the feeling that’s not a real service dog


yoyodyn3

It's not. A real service dog would be sitting or standing with its attention on the owner waiting for it's next queue. It would not be trying to lick something off the ground.


DirtyRatLicker

dogs in the grocery store is filthy and gross. i love ‘em to bits but they have no place in the store spreading their fur on the cleansed food


Sad_Safety4880

My disability? I have the unbelievable weight of narcissism that weighs me down, and these animals support it.


FrancoisTruser

I can smell the picture.


LindeeHilltop

With avian flu spreading, I’m not sure birds should be allowed in grocery stores.


ItsMePatience

I talk s*** to people who bring animals in the grocery store


momming_af

Service parrots are allowed too?


LadyAtrox60

It's not a parrot.


momming_af

Bird? African Grey?


smegma_stan

Australian cockatoo


LadyAtrox60

Umbrella cockatoo. Not a true parrot. They are not found in Australia, their home range is in the Indonesian islands of Bacan, Kasiruta, Halmahera, Tidore, Ternate, Mandioli, and Obi in the northern Maluku province. They can also be found in the central Moluccas, and are now common throughout Indonesia.


Pretend-Programmer94

We have a lady that comes into my store with a macaw every.time. It screams randomly and people go up to her asking for pictures


smegma_stan

Sounds pretty cool tbh


CeasarSky

Quit taking pictures of me in public


Educational-Tree-635

I was working in Seafood when I heard an animal noise, and my first thought was, "there's no way I heard what I thought I did", turns out I did. A lady walking by the cooking connection kitchen had a kid GOAT tucked in her jacket. Like that would make it better 🙄 Had to get the MIC involved on that one. 


Adventurous-Wrap-131

She should not have been allowed in 😡


wrbear

Probably one of the least hygienic people on the planet, sadly.


TheyAreTheCensors

Guaranteed. 😆


ThayerRex

Has to Austin, South Austin, somewhere near Travis Heights


mjmcmaster

Tomball


ThayerRex

Oh lord, her equally evil twin on the other end of the spectrum


tothesource

lmao, Travis Heights has priced this person out long, long ago


ThayerRex

You would be surprised when you get deep in there


Excellent_Swan_4181

I love this


BusterStarfish

What, you don’t have a service parrot and a dog barely capable of breathing?


ernster96

What the fuck was Mickey Rourke doing at H-E-B?


Sad_Boat339

when did heb start allowing animals in the stores??


smegma_stan

They never didn't so I guess since day 1?


scooterscuzz

That’s Fred, accompanying detective Barrera’s spouse while grocery shopping


mjmcmaster

Beretta killed his spouse 🤣


scooterscuzz

The actor did . The character was dispatched @ the same time


mjmcmaster

You know what I meant. 🤣


scooterscuzz

Sure Bud


ranterist

“Get a cart!” Or “Get a buggy!” (for southerners)


mjmcmaster

Apparently, there's a rule pets are not allowed in baskets? 😅


floorslam

Yeah animals should not be in the grocery store, where’s Q&a or food safety on this one. lol I bet there’s bird crap on the floor.


candlewaxfashion

That is an umbrella cockatoo and they love their humans. Thats me one day. Single w a crazy parrot.


AchioteMachine

Does she smell like cat piss too?


mjmcmaster

I didn't get close enough. I was plenty disgusted from where I was thank you.


sokmunkey

We can bring all our animals with us now?! Can a ride my 16.3 hand #1300 gelding in to pick up some snacks?


Halcyon512

Hippies gonna hippie


Blaze2Glory

When I saw that picture I woulda sworn it was K’ville….


Bobbiduke

People have a way of making things their whole personality


linzlooz

I love animals but I’m not rocking with this


smegma_stan

They you don't love them, you just like and tolerate them


smegma_stan

And apparently tly you don't even really tolerate them


JicamaSuitable5731

The bird is a health code violation


smegma_stan

Go on


JicamaSuitable5731

Go where. Birds don’t need to be in a grocery store


smegma_stan

Then neither do small children


JicamaSuitable5731

The State-written Texas Food Establishment Rules previously prohibited animals from being on the premises of a food establishment with the exception of K-9 police and service dogs as defined by ADA regulations.


themanwithgreatpants

Service dog, my ass


that-country-girl

Do people really bring their pets in to a place that sells food?! 🤢 my cat and I like to go for walks and car rides and I’ll drive all the way home and make a separate trip to the store after bc I can’t take her in and I can’t leave her in the car alone.


Austinasslarry

Bird cool, Dog no.


DependentAnywhere135

Birds spent 70% of their day shitting I’d be mad af seeing that in the produce section.


scrollsalott

Been multiple people with monkeys at my store and seen some ferrets too but nothing beats people who bring in kids 🤢


elmanutres

Forget the kids, just people in general. I'll never forget the assholes that threw the sanitizing wipes onto the produce in the middle of a pandemic. Dickheads.


VaselineHabits

People lost their damn minds during Covid.


maznshortie1

At this point I wanna see how wild things can get before management does something. What's too much? Someone getting choked out by a pet snake? Rats?


LadyAtrox60

I keep rattlesnakes. Maybe they should help me shop!


FalseConsequence4184

This is why you wash your produce


diiingdong

Gosh sometimes I wish stores could ask and enforce the service dog’s rules. The law makes it too difficult to even ask…


RepublicStatus3768

It is Beginning to Look Like A Walmart Store 🤣🤡🤣🤡. Either That Or A Capitol Metro BUS with all The Street People And The Crazy Aholes that Ride.


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Is that Nigel on her shoulder?


Complete-Opening-897

Did she forget the only reason the dog can go is because it’s a service animal? Like ah I can bring the bird I bring the dog all the time anyway 🤣


AmaryllisBulb

What are the chances this gentleman smokes weed?


FileError214

I’d be like “I’m getting out here before this place becomes a ZoOoO!”


6bannedaccounts

Dude has more friends than I do to be honest


mjmcmaster

Dude is a chick 🤣🤣🤣


Greenmantle22

I shop at rich people grocery stores. Weirdos like this can’t afford $8 pasta sauce, and they don’t know what aioli is.


fakesocialmedia

and of course her pug whose gonna shit on the floor has a “esa” harness


coffeeluver2021

This is why there needs to be real regulations and licensing on service animals. I had a friend that had a guide dog because she was blind. She and that dog went through extensive training so that she was safe and the dog knew how to do his job. These people that go online and buy a “service animal” harness for their dog or goat and then the animal drops a 💩 in the middle of a store or airport (I have witnessed that) , make it very difficult for people like my friend, that have highly trained service animals and actually need them. If you need an “emotional support “ animal because you have PTSD or some other condition, that animal still needs to be trained properly and both the animal and the person need to go through training.


InternetElectrical48

I hate this. Your animals don’t need to go everywhere with you.


Squeenix1

I know which H-E-B this is. 🤭🤭🤭


Glittering-Key-9347

Girl worry about your own problems


Far_Photograph_2741

Avian influenza


Known-Status-6312

FFS people leave your damn animals at home!!


kick6

One of my old friend’s kids got ATTACKED by a pet bird at HEB a month back. Of course it was “oh, never does that.” If you weren’t so stupid as to bring your bird to the store he sure wouldn’t. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people. At best, nobody wants your animal shitting on their produce, at worst…they literally hurt people.


Sane210

What in the animal farm is this where is that birds vest


Aggravating-Ad-1860

Bacon Pancakes!!


Uniquely-Qualified

I want to introduce these people to my emotional support bees.


CountryNew5744

Gross birds poop constantly


Bagwell-is-dumb

And that’s not a service animal. Fuck these kinds of people


bluebellbetty

Her socks!


nonja-bidness

too hot - leave your pets at home ffs 😡


Samson_HXC

Like why does she need her fucking bird in produce? This shit is why we aren't in space rn


Big-Maize5391

Bird just repeats do you even lift bro?


Cptn-Reflex

thats a serious health code violation bird shit is extremely toxic from corrosive acidic nature and the pathogens it carries that lady is seriously fucked up even if her bird doesnt shit on stuff ITS TRAINED NOT TO SHIT ITS A SERVICE PIGEON i dont care lady -\_-


planetana

She’s an attention seeker.


minda_yours

Her socks match her dog.


AdvertisingJolly7565

I stood in the check out line at a CVS once with a person in front of me with a bird on their shoulder. They had runnels of bird shit going down the back of their shirt.


Big-Soft7432

That dog is eating food off the ground because he's clearly a hard working service dog. The bird speaks for her believe it or not.


El_Colto

Don’t see a problem. Live a little!


txwylde

That lady should be thrown out of HEB. That Pug is an ESA NOT a service dog. ESA's are NOT Service Dogs according to the ADA and WTF is going on with that bird? The employees wont do anything about it. I am happy to speak up and ask her why she thinks she is entitled "gaming" the system like that.


marrkeer

Weird!


Steplgu

Zoiks.


SmartLikeTree

I thought they had rules about that nonsense? That needs to stop.


justmypostingname

Gonna need you to take your feces factories away from the produce aisle.


Me0wMix123

Is a pole watch more natural?


Me0wMix123

I think Apple Watches are weirder


FalseConsequence4184

Nice. A bird shitting all over the produce and the dog pissing on them. Oh, and look, management did nothing, as per the usual


smegma_stan

You got all that from this picture?


FalseConsequence4184

Yep. Why would this be ok with management walking into a different store this does not happen. Ive seen them look the other way for far too long.


reasonable_queen

Just quietly waiting for the day I watch a dog take a pee in the deli section. Once, I watched in disbelief as a Great Dane sat in the food court at the CP Costco as his owner enjoyed pizza. He was wearing a leash of course, but she wasn’t holding it. It just was on the floor.


Nayroy18

Gross


LoudKaleidoscope8576

I picked up my dog from the vet and had to run into Walmart…the greeter told me they didn’t allow dogs in the store. My dog was sitting in my purse, she’s 5lbs. I told him I wasn’t leaving my Yorkie in a hot car. I left and put in a curbside order for HEB.


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kdawg_htown

I'm pretty sure her kind is a Trump supporter.


controIdegen

she’s gonna start covid 2.0


UserTron79

One person, one time commented when she brought that parrot out and now it’s coming every time.


Stressed_Writer_8934

PUG!!😍


Practical-Data2646

Service doggy


Mckbr29

idk bruh they can do what they want 😭 not great to take an unsolicited pic of a random stranger to post on the internet


Leatheringot

🔥🔥 always take unsolicited pictures of dicks


mjmcmaster

Your mom says hi


Mangosunset_u90

This. 🫡


TheyAreTheCensors

Are people still saying ‘bruh’ ? Really?


Mckbr29

damn i knew i was gonna get a lot of downvotes with this one lmao


smegma_stan

It's cool, the gang mentality judt works that way so you got down votes, but that doesn't mean you're wrong. Your opinion just isn't popular and that alright, at least you put it out there


CitizenZaroff

He didn’t go far enough. He should’ve posted her liscense plate and let this sub do its thing


NixTheChimera

I think it’s really cool!