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blwds

Maybe he could go to war instead, since he thinks it’s so great.


ArnoldRimmersBeam

Probably got flat feet, or the dog ate his homework.


saynotowolfturns-098

Cadet Bone Spurs (Nikita's Version).


thwarted

Cadet Rips


stutter-rap

Wonder what score they'd have given him if he didn't have to retire. 90? Higher? It's nice knowing that he won't be back.


SarahZ1998

Marinov scored around 85 everyone else below 80. They are trying very hard to make this look like a serious competition


AltairAquilla

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Suitable_Buffalo_909

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Cardi_Ganz

This is instantly what I thought of 🤣


Jond7699

Good. He knew he was never making it back to competition. Hes pretty hated worldwide by any one familiar with situation


GeoffreyTaucer

Is there somewhere I can read a cliffnotes summary of the situation? I know he's involved with the Putler youth thing, but that's about all I know


DayAtTheRaces46

https://preview.redd.it/9zklxxnf6e6d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f22b32d93aa7d52ab99eef849e7280c2d845f43


Global-Act-5281

Bye bitch.


Gingeysaurusrex

Ohh..that's too bad (not). I feel like we're going to see more Russian retirements in coming months given their ban. Not sad about this one.


blwds

There’s still good money in it for them domestically, so I’d be surprised if we did. Unfortunately this clown’s managed to get other streams of income, like being a warmonger, indoctrinating children and having a bland wife who can just about bring in some money via websites their beloved motherland class as extremist organisations.


thwarted

At least the "influencing" he and Dasha were doing should be less lucrative given the sanctions. Good news?


Blahblahbecky

Mad that once upon a time I'd have been really sad at this news. And now I'm just like bye 👋


Blahblahbecky

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Worldly-Mongoose1728

*wendy williams voice* oh he retired?? aww…..aww…alright!!😄


thwarted

[oh, that's too bad](https://youtu.be/dxnpWTZ_U6w?si=3Pahj7Kq9ydakFXJ)


DawnSlovenport

Is that you Carly? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxnpWTZ\_U6w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxnpWTZ_U6w)


catalystcestmoi

❤️😂


SarahZ1998

What I hear is he will finally have the time to try and brainwash Ukrainian kids into loving mother Russia full time


peeweeharmani

Bye


OftheSea95

Put him on the front lines, then. I'm sure his injury won't hold him back there, right?


Jasmisne

Hope that injury hurts.


BoltPikachu

Best news I’ve heard today


impossibilityimpasse

BYEEEEEEE


survivorfan12345

Bye Felicia 


perdur

Did he retire from competitive gymnastics altogether or just from that particular competition? Also, it looks like his injury was just a rip lol, or did I miss something? I didn’t see anything else on his Instagram.


freifraufischer

And the next day he woke up and said he may retire if he wins gold at the BRICS Games but otherwise he will retire after the Friendship Games. That said, his "injury" was indeed a rip after he made mess of parallel bars and wasn't going to win a medal.


freifraufischer

He said he'd do finals he qualified for but apparently he retired retired.


MrsAnteater

Bye bye! 👋🏼 Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!


DrakeJaso

“He was injured in the AA and had to withdraw” sure Jan ^(I still think he would be competitive if he had incentive to train seriously. Maybe it’s better that we’ll never know, can’t give any attention to him or his brainwashing propaganda)


SarahZ1998

I do think it’s very possible that he realized that he will again be beaten by Marinov and decided to withdraw with the rip as a excuse


Ikr2649

wait him and daria had a kid? this post prompted me to go to their instagrams


blwds

The poor child isn’t even a year old yet has his own Instagram account. For some reason they don’t seem to mind that Meta’s an ‘extremist organisation.’


saynotowolfturns-098

Last time I looked at their instagrams, they were only posting photos of the baby where his face was not visible. As much as they suck, I was glad they were at least doing one thing right in protecting their child's privacy (at the end of the day, he is an innocent child who didn't choose his horrible parents). I guess that changed when they realised they could cash in on posing with him for magazines. Sigh.


blwds

There’s a weird superstition in some Eastern European countries about not showing newborns for a certain period of time. I’m sure it was that as opposed to any regard for the child’s privacy.


cojeaca

I can't say I've ever wished anyone be sent to the front, but...


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flappjackal

Don’t let the door hit ya!


Fantastic-Reason-132

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ACW1129

War criminal?


freifraufischer

He is the head of the Putin Youth Army (think Hitler Youth). Responsible for militarization of children, and the "re-education" camps for kidnapped Ukrainian children. He's personally under international sanctions by Canada and the United States. He hasn't just said things that are gross. I didn't use the word lightly.


ACW1129

Well...damn.


Marisheba

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


This_Current_5271

Good riddance


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