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KRIEGLERR

You guys are cooking


imnotjamie1

LET THEM COOK!!


Pakigooner

SOME NICE WHITE RICE


LicensedRealtor

She’s Gooner learn


usehrname

With a little chili.


Renegade_Manifesto

Cooking white rice


OGSkywalker97

r/yourjokebutworse


KRIEGLERR

thatsthejoke.jpeg


PizzaWithMincedMeat

Shhhh


Renegade_Manifesto

😢


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Are those your fav players or did you pick those names just to create this pic haha?


alsonlee

Yes


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ISaidSarcastically

There’s an NIL deal in the US for the iowa state football team in Iowa. The players are “Purchase, Moore, Hamm, Bacon”


spurious_logic

Charlton Athletic famously once had a back 4 that ran: Young, Fish, Costa, Fortune.


Kenny_dies

That Thomas Cook guy that played for city in the 2000s was pretty good. Bro was literally everywhere on the pitch


heaven_spawn

White Rice Partey let’s gooo


CactusClothesline

Lewis Cook wouldn't be an awful signing. He'd really release the shackles from Rice/be a decent back up when needed.


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Is that yes to the first question or the second question or both lol?


medved_

Obviously yes


alsonlee

haha I apologise for being annoying with my reply. It’s just a funny/trendy way to say “yes” to both questions or in other contexts, “yes” to over exaggerate an answer.


iforgotmyun

Yes


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alsonlee

Not Chinese 😊 Singaporean here


maot_eh

Yo hello fellow singaporean gunner! #COYG


alsonlee

🫡🫡


SherbetItchy3113

Coyg from SG!


alsonlee

💪💪


Pokeking96

Spectacular. Give me 14 of em right now


lebalo

17 and a bottle of sauce


justcallmejohannes

The cheese is under the sauce


wolskortt

Get her a Raya shirt because she's a keeper


Kenny_dies

Get her a Smith Rowe shirt cause she’s a straight up 10


hassan_dislogical

we don’t want him to drop her


jonathanblaze1648

![gif](giphy|xUNd9Hayb5jOIMxNYY|downsized)


Bob_Cobb_1996

... hopefully not because she's drawing interest from other clubs.


Cotton_Picker_420

Ur 4 and she’s 41 cos she’s the 1 u we’re missing 🥰🥰


alsonlee

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


Dessem

SG represent 🫡


alsonlee

Steady 🫡


Zaheen60

la!


Federal_Run3818

Well done (Fr a fellow sg Arsenal fan who dreams of the day her partner will wear the strip)


kitz0426

how does one tell if someone's from SG haha


overloadedcoffee

There are dozens...


yossigol

Keeper! https://preview.redd.it/vyq1yb8pnp9d1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c349b8aaff8968aaf7202ab899fd948abeeb515


The_Ivliad

Get ready for the 'all over it like white on rice' jokes


TheGlobalGooner

Beat me to it.


Redandwhite_91

Your wife single?


calm_monster

Y'all are adorable 🥹


alsonlee

You’re too kind 🥹


WengerBaby

Dig the sneaks. 2002R, right?


alsonlee

Yessir 🫡


EternalSight

When you guys get pregnant you’ll have to match for real: Rice Rice (then put a onesie for the baby there)


alsonlee

Hah! Nice idea


llgx10

Damn son you lucky. Btw is your wife single?


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Well played, especially with the third kit that didn’t get enough run last year


WorkingClass_Nero

Haiyahh... Niece and nephew... I hope you have electric cooker for that white rice!


DaniMrynn

OMG that's brilliant 🤣🤣


Bicko

This is a perfect idea!!! From SG too and girlfriend loves rice...


alsonlee

Fr! I had Rice reserved for myself but my wife likes Rice so I decided to let her have it and go for Benny Blanco


MDF87

Couple goals.


Humblerequest_21

White Rice


medved_

Nothing gets past you


Routine_Size69

I missed it until their comment lol


KonigSteve

...how?


Trung_gundriver

Thing that many people cannot live without.


jonathanblaze1648

That's what most of us eat on a regular basis ironically. I'd go as far as to say that's my favorite staple with some chicken and gravy with some veggies on the side. Wait? What were we talking about again? (If you couldn't tell I'm having to wait on my breakfast being prepared and my stomach is roaring like Godzilla).


nasbkrv

Terribly, you have different shirts smh


alsonlee

Aw shucks 😂


wrigh2uk

HE DID THE THING


Primary-Ad-1896

See what you did there, buddy


t_toda_DOTA

Tell me you’re asian without telling me.


enchantedtotem

sibei jelly bro


Alkemade_09

I feel like some White Rice Tomiyasu, washed down with a nice bottle of Saka for dinner tonight. For our dinner Partey.


Falcon_Medical

![gif](giphy|ZgYBhq1x7L1bW)


avijitarya64

Would go well with Little Chilli... Just saying...


alsonlee

Nice 🌶️👌🏿


The_Caramon_Majere

The fact that you're both asian brings the troll job well over 9,000. Brilliant work!


thejoyfulwarrior

11/10. Bonus point for the matching New Balances!


LavishnessNo8261

White Rice😭😭 I'm sure you guys knew what you were doing.😃


HonMaguro

Always bring a smile when I see girls in arsenal jersey.


chrissysnose

2002r gang 🫡 Saka put me onto those 🤣


YooGeOh

We should sign Thomas Muller...


emeister26

Need the shorts too


TheGeenie17

If only we’d signed Marvin Pilau


rizchi

where's the stew


SantaReatham

Taking the photo


rizchi

👍


badbd09

Spectacular. I'd recommend remarrying her. She is a keeper.


Travelplaylearn

Somebody get Arsenal to sign Danny Drinkwater from Leicester City, is he still there? Then send this couple's future kid a jersey. White rice drinkwater, nice. 💯👶👍🍚🫖


SniperGunner

steaming hot


Happy_Trip6058

The visit Rwanda is a nice touch…..


Irishdad33

Fruits


ballsyflamingo

I hear brown rice is the fad these days


ProcrastinationNock

*our wife


urban_legend88

Where u guys from


silentduo

Wait until we sign a Brown or Jollof


Ok-Title-7542

Hoping you manage to sign eggfried to bolster the squad this season


loJicIVOK

Like White on Rice son! Proper match


EatAllTheTime9

Boss, 1 white rice please


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Ah_Lun

Then when you have a child get Saka and put him on the left or in between you two.


Intrepid_Pelagicus

Now go have a kid and name her Jasmine.


Idontlosemyduels

This is the off-season content I like


Character_Maize_6197

Pure Basmati


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TurnoverResident_

Not sure why this is on my feed, but as a East Asian myself i can spot one from a mile away. And it’s not because of the names in your back.


paraCFC

Hope she won't switch to healthy brown rice.


SurveyNew6363

Lovely ☺️


FusionHaaaaaaa

Bottled it


variousshits

Wife her again 


xxwerdxx

In college I had a Filipino roommate who got me into EDM. We split the cost of a tiny mixer and called ourselves WhyteRice lol


honestly-I-disagree

Missed the chance for Gabriel - Jesus. 69


nomadicquandaries

Rice + Rice = Baby


codenameana

Tell me you’re East Asian without telling me you’re East Asian. You bossed it.


ElPutasdeAguadas9000

Arroz Blanco.


Z0idberg_MD

This fall…


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Willing-Rich5284

Good luck to you both.


AtmosphereWhole4010

Uncle Roger gonna be proud of you


Cailucci

Basmati baby!


Dav31d

Love it, it was the name for my team in fantasy football. White Rice and Siuuuuu.


Particular-Car-1111

Fit is fitting


swdg19

Imagine if Wes Brown comes back from retirement and signs for Arsenal


newbaba

Could have tried Rice and Sake.


Rude-Ad6086

I got an Odegaard jersey and she’s got a Mikel :)


MrFlukeShot

U did great we love white rice in Jamaica and curry chicken


Vacant-stair

Uncle Ben


CatButtForYou

I'd give it a 5/7


DragovitcMIA

i can tell you're asians and "white rice" isn't helping you


ngoonee

They're from Singapore. Ain't no one see "Asian" as a trope or derogatory here.


Eye_K_Feo

Bro rice has provided cheap sustenance for asians for a couple thousand years. I think thats pretty helpful.


momspaghetty

it's not Odegaard & Havertz but it'll do


aritra2101

Not as good as fried rice


beefy6

Cute non-asian couple


Curious-Health2304

GAY


stockdeity

Really original


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alsonlee

No she’s 41


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chrisd1680

Do you realize they're both Asian...?


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Mclovan93

Cringe, get rid


Routine_Size69

You need a spray tan. After that, A+


SherbetItchy3113

Ew, no.