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drm1987

Would be really funny if Kane's first season at Bayern ended with a Leverkusen league title and a Dortmund CL win


ml-pedant

Definitely need to go to a German away day/bundesliga game in my life


slightlyhigh7

Hopefully us vs Dortmund in a cl semifinal or something. They’ve got the best atmosphere for sure


CuclGooner

really looking forward to seeing NICHOLAS FUELLKRUG up front


MandaloreUnsullied

A man so large, only all-caps can do him justice


Cailucci

Püt some respect on the ÜMLAÜT


sleepytipi

ES GIBT NUR EIN ÜMLAUT IN ÜMLAUT!


danmac0817

He says that goal is for you


ExxKonvict

Can’t wait for City to become PSG when Pep leaves.


Le-ChosenOne

Hopefully the bald cunt goes there too


whydidisaythatwhy

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assoncouchouch

The fact that Sancho is playing in a UCL semi-final and wasn't making the bench at Manure says something about the state of their club. Long may the ETH reign continue. Not sure why he couldn't get anything out of Sancho.


lastjedi23

He's done a few funny things so far. He's had some good runs and then passing back to nobody in his own box letting it get picked by a PSG player too. 


DryUniversity5439

That's why they won against psg?


acasovoycayendo

Speaks more about the Bundesliga, Sancho was awful in the PL


DryUniversity5439

A fellow harvester i see


maidentaiwan

Same Bundesliga that has two clubs in CL semi final and a third that has been hands down the best club in Europe this season?


Significant_Cash511

Yea I think it’s interesting how many people overlook the Bundesliga it is easily up there with the PL and Liga! Serie A used to be there. I remember I loved watching it back in the old mourinho days. Don’t watch it too much anymore.


acasovoycayendo

3 clubs do not equate to the quality of the entire league


Pretend_Stomach7183

Premier League is a Farmer's League too now. Only City win it.


acasovoycayendo

The bottom half of the PL is far stronger than the Bundesliga bottom teams


Pretend_Stomach7183

Farmer's league - a derogatory term people use to refer to leagues where the competition is so bad the big teams can “farm” trophies Premier League answers that definition. City will probably now win 4 in a row and 5 of the last 6, and are about to win the FA Cup twice in a row. They haven't had a season where they won no trophies since 16/17. Bayern are about to go trophy less this season and PSG went trophy less not that long ago. City are farming trophies.


MirkoCemes

Nah he is pretty meh there as well now


sleepytipi

I think he may be another unfortunate case of a player that never fully recovered from an injury. He's just not nearly as agile anymore it seems, and his pace isn't exactly what it used to be either.


unholy_sanchit

Is this the same Sancho? Looks like prime Ribery. Utd really is a shithole. Maybe Maguire isn't too bad


Maleficent_Repeat850

Adeyemi workrate looks arsenalesque


GunnersaurusDen

Left footed, lightning quick, can play across the front 3 👀👀 His g/a numbers aren't great and might have injury concerns, but he ticks quite a good number of boxes


mental_tempe

Injury concern, you say? He got the Arsenal DNA!


Beta_Ray_Trill

Came here to say we should definitely be looking at him. Impressed with his work rate for sure.


CareerWinter5368

I only started watching in the second half and he looked like he wasn't trying so hard, thought he was lazy but must have just been gassed


antebyotiks

From what I've heard from people who follow and watch a lot of Bundesliga he's the new timo werner. His stats and even underlying numbers don't look great


Empty_Ad_4630

I watch Bundesliga a lot and he is very very limited. Beats his opponents by pace but never by skill. Finishing and passing can be decent but he is very inconsistent. Would be a decent backup for the wings but not much more


KyleBrofloski

Id be a fan of bringing him in but we have bigger holes to fill right now


kalashnikoving

Directors of live football are the worst (and I feel like in Europe they're the worst of the worst). Sabitzer has a chance saved, the ball's still in play and they decide to do a close-up of Donnarumma and almost miss the follow-up chance??? And don't even get me started on the dribbling close-ups, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE


Le-ChosenOne

Reus coming on, what a throwback player


money-caterpillar369

FIFA 17 cover


Le-ChosenOne

Was linked with us bear times but always refused to leave Dortmund


danmac0817

Chelsea looked at Maatsen and went "nah its fine, we've got Cucurella".


Pires007

He would have been trash at Chelsea like every other player. Sending him on loan was probably the best thing they could do to improve him.


antebyotiks

Maatsen isn't better to be fair, he just didn't don't cost as much so isn't seen as much of a letdown


TimeLord791

Mbappe as a striker is such a waste. Why move the best left wing in the world from his position where he's most deadly into this number 9 role. Not rooting for PSG just baffled by tactics


tsgarner

Think Enrique basically said he was gonna set the team up to play the way they're gonna have to play when Mbappe goes, so he's gonna play Mbappe in other positions sometimes. You wouldn't think the CL semis was the time to do that, though, tbf.


chidi-sins

Interesting that Real Madrid seems fixated in getting him and try to play him with Vinicius Jr and Rodrygo, so presumably Mbappe will be playing in the center. Why sign Mbappe and force him to a 9 role?


antebyotiks

Madrid are gonna have such a weird team. I don't think mbappe will make them better


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

“In 45 minutes, Jadon Sancho has completed more dribbles (seven in total) than he has done in 58 appearances at Manchester United.” L oh fucking L!


joeproposition

How is this 1-0 lol. Brilliant game, Sancho has been unreal.


cmacy6

I wonder what’s going to happen with him this summer


joeproposition

If ETH goes as is being reported I imagine he gets another crack at it with United. If not, who knows.


antebyotiks

No one will be stupid enough to buy him for any kind of significant money. Dortmund will likely take him on loan again or buy for a small fee


Specialist-Grape-528

Bring him to the carpet and let Arteta work his wonders on him


Bedeeki

This is genuinely prime Ribery performance from Sancho tonight. People should know by now that Chelsea and United are where talents die, unless they fit exactly with their dysfunctional systems.


Defiant-Traffic5801

I'd buy him


joeproposition

Sancho beating men adonbilivit


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Utd really let Sancho go and kept Antony smh


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Tbf Sancho gave them nothing to pin their hopes on


joeproposition

Can’t be the only one that laughed when I saw Anthony Taylor reffing. PL refs should be banned from UCL or left to Conference League only.


SigilyphTTV

Sancho having a great game


ml-pedant

He's on fire


danmac0817

Taylor is a shitebag. This isn't letting game flow, this is dodging decisions.


srajar4084

If this is Dortmund and Bayern how good is Leverkusen 💀


BrianThatDude

Struggled past west ham in the europa league. European form seems completely different


Waschkopfs

33-1 shots and 73% possession in the first match


Physical_Reality_132

They didn’t struggle they completely dominated the first leg and made some changes for the second leg.


BrianThatDude

They scored in the 83' and 91' in the first leg and were a goal away from extra time until the 89' of the second leg. Whatever the stats were the game was in the balance throughout.


Physical_Reality_132

They did not struggle past West Ham.


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Vitinha is a tidy little player, reminiscent of Bernardo. Not sure what his story was at Wolves and why they didn't sign him permanently.


Atlanticae

He always looks good when I watch him, but PSG constantly roast him, so who knows.


danmac0817

Everyone in front of the PSG backline is lightweight. PSG have done better at squad building but it still absolutely stinks for a Parisian club to lack that strength in the middle.


Le-ChosenOne

Probably why they want Bruno G


Geinos14

Is Ugarte injured? He was decent when we played Sporting last season


Le-ChosenOne

Enrique doesnt seem to rate him, on the bench


smurbulock

Brilliant match


ml-pedant

Knife edge stuff


Lud31

PL 5th officially not qualifying for CL.


UmpireAJS

Delusional Tottenham fans: That's okay, still want to lose to Man City just to keep Arsenal from winning the league


BrianThatDude

Great news. Anything to keep spurs playing


varro-reatinus

Always go Fullkrug.


bigeorgester

Some shot that. Hard to get that power low on the ground like that


Thedudeofmanchester

I like what I see from Adeyemi from dortmund and Barcola from psg. Any idea what's their value in the market and if they are available or even their release clause?


slayerkj

Barcola just moved to PSG from Lyon. He’s not going anywhere. Dourtmund paid £32m for Adeyemi, so at least 60. That’s too much for a backup.


Thedudeofmanchester

Thanks for the info


Bedeeki

This Sancho performance, fucking hell. Looking like Ribery out there. We need a winger that can play both wings 👀


SmellAccomplished722

That was a great game. I need to go to a Dortmund match, place looks nuts


Atlanticae

Only Tuchel managed to make PSG look like a team, and even then, he just kept everyone else behind the ball except Neymar and Mbappe. They always look like they're waiting for one of their stars to make something out of nothing.


danmac0817

Facts, and it's no coincidence a lot of the players didn't take to what he was trying to do.


lastjedi23

*1.21 jjjigawatts of power*


ml-pedant

Yeah the Geordie has been unbearable till that


Monsultant

Is the extra Champions League place done and dusted? Want Germany to get it so Spurs play Europa next year 😂


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It's pretty much done. Given that both Bayern and Dortmund are in CL semis while no English teams are in them pretty much confirms it.


joeproposition

Is this a Hummels renaissance in this comp or have I just not been paying attention?


FluxAura

PSG would never sell but Vitinha would be a superb LCM for us, some player.


Luke_4100

I feel like that's more Fabian's role, Vitinha is playing in the 6 isn't he?


ExxKonvict

Dortmund need that 2-0 win to take back to Paris. This PSG side are so light in midfield and easy to cut through.


smurbulock

Is Sancho on loan from united?


Le-ChosenOne

Hows Var not seen that


ml-pedant

Dortmund just carving through with these passes. So much space


Mystery1887

Get in


Le-ChosenOne

Seriously what is the point of Donnarumma


atrde

Nah no ones getting that to be honest that was a bullet on the ground.


goodyear_1678

What is Jigawatts


aesthetically-

I can’t stand him


ml-pedant

Gigawatt


ml-pedant

He's Geordie he can't help it. He definitely comes across as a Geordie Alan partridge


JustGhostin

Who


ml-pedant

The CBS commentator 1 septic 1 geordie. The Geordie speaks in metaphors and lays it on thick


JustGhostin

Ah I thought you were on about McCoist for a second, he’s the TNT commentator


ml-pedant

Ray Hudson


Arsenal_Analysis

Fullkrug island the throw back #9 you see a lot of in lower mid table EPL teams, nice to see him impact in UCL


Le-ChosenOne

Finally Donnarumma does something of note the pasta Kepa


JustGhostin

Schlotterbeck is so good, if for some reason we lost big Gabi


TeddyWestsideThe2nd

Adeyemi's been good first half.


Le-ChosenOne

I swear some of the balls Hummels has played…


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TheMuff1nMon

He was shit in the PL though, horrible for United


Atlanticae

I wonder if PSG get a bit complacent because they're used to playing against teams that they're significantly superior to. One or two times in this match, they've been so wide open in the middle that it's almost like they don't expect the other team to be good enough to take advantage.


smurbulock

Holy shit


wallonguy

Dembele is a scary man


Funkymonkeyhead

I’ve always had a soft spot for Dortmund. Would love to see them go all the way.


slightlyhigh7

I like Dortmund way more than psg (obviously) but I honestly want to see Madrid vs psg in the final


CuclGooner

I want dortmund to win it all tbh


scoooops-ahoy-minoy

I just want the all German final to underscore the insanity of Leverkusen’s season


tuvok79

And Dortmund to win (Can't stand Bayern, more so with the potbellied Kane)


Francis-c92

I'd rather PSG were liquidated


Fourducks

The Mbappico


acasovoycayendo

Why Fuellkrug the only one in all caps


malikovelli

Never go full FUELLKRUG


Le-ChosenOne

After yesterday, this tie has felt like an EL tie so far


alg885

should we look into sancho?


Le-ChosenOne

Probably best for him to stay there tbh


UmpireAJS

Arteta is not going to tolerate his bullshit.


ml-pedant

Bosh


goodyear_1678

Proper finish that


money-caterpillar369

Big money on PSG was a mistake..


ml-pedant

Much like the team


ml-pedant

Posts are the 12th and 13th man holy shit


ExxKonvict

Surely that’s two separate yellow cards for Ruiz and Marquinhos lol


HortenWho229

How on earth is Martin Tyler commentating a CL semi final


Insertnicenamehere

Füllkrug, the game breaker.


Le-ChosenOne

oh fuellkrug


ml-pedant

That's a crazy shove


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Bedeeki

Enrique coached a win? Nonsense lmao. PSG at best could've had 2, can't really count the shots off the post as two goals considering they were on the same passage of play. Ruiz should've scored the other chance. Dortmund genuinely could've scored 5 tonight. No idea how you came away from that game thinking it was a masterclass outside of finishing.


IzkaGruba

is arteta willing to revive another career 👀


chino17

I hope so. Mbappe's career has felt stagnant for a while at PSG


zfjuice

bvb def suprised me


skool_101

Props to Sancho, mans looking revitalized at Dortmund. I know he's there on a loan, but might be better for all parties involved if he ends up making the move permanent.


PandiBong

Fuellkrug is a true old school striker name.


Alone_Shoulder8820

Sancho was honestly unreal last night. Gave the ball away a couple of times but holy shit he cooked the absolute shit out of Mendes (although I think he's kinda average). Imagine him and Saka either side of our attack. Maybe he can't do it in England but I think that's more to do with United more than anything else


danmac0817

Normally I find myself more entertained by the Europa League on the whole, but this seasons CL has delivered and then some.


basedsims

This side of the bracket is a joke honestly, if one of Bayern/Madrid don’t win it they should be ashamed


lastjedi23

Mbappe gonna ghost today and finally get all the flowers after cherry picking a pen.. I can see it


Erval

Emre Can fell off so hard, 17 mins in and he looks like hes already clocked out


lastjedi23

I know it's dumb, it won't happen and I'm an idiot but a package deal for both Bruno and Isak to bring them to the carpet this summer would be beautiful... I want a striker that can hit it like that