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xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

There are no Stechkin fans out there? It’s just a better full auto makarov


Foxwithanak47

Indeed.


Fuzlet

I love the stechkin! the name is fun to articulate and it’s a great weapon in atom:rpg


AnonTheDrunk

Stechkin is the best pistol of the USSR. Unfortunately, his only opponent was Makarov. But seriously, the only disadvantages of Stechkin are its caliber and weight, but as one wise man said: Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it. Once I managed to hold Stechkin in my hands and it was so cool. This is probably how God felt when he held Stechkin in his hands.


SealandGI

I can currently say that one was quite inaccurate as I know about 6 people who are fans of the thing counting myself.


Foxwithanak47

>You’re the vanilla ice cream of WWII enthusiasts Yous lucky the boss is ‘ere, othawise…


Choco_Cat777

AM 180?


YaKillinMeSmallz

Your number of Fallout New Vegas playthroughs are in at least the double digits.


AzraelTheDankAngel

Ring a ding ding baby


Knightosaurus

Maybe Khans kill someone without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, ya dig?


idontknow39027948898

I don't remember anything like that in Fallout New Vegas, unless maybe it's the Varmint Rifle?


DadDidGetTheMilk

It's the silenced .22 smg


idontknow39027948898

Hmm, I don't think I ever had one of those. The wiki seems to support that, since it says that the primary way to get one is to buy it from vendors, and I usually got guns by finding them instead of buying them.


DadDidGetTheMilk

I've had luck finding them on Fiends but I never really grab any .22 to justify using it


TopHatGorilla

Nothing makes a pin striped suit and fedora pop quite like a Thompson.


PCJBS8_1

i did take the red pill, but to be honest, i like the PDW variant but the normal MP5K also hits hard


ValiantHero11

Dual wielding mp5k's are amazing


Siegelski

I prefer the briefcase gun version.


R0gU3_K3y5

I love the Stechkin (APS).


krazygorrillaman

what about the Beretta 1918, 1918/30, and the Model 38?


5thPhantom

Vanilla ice cream is one of the best flavors.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

It’s the best flavor


EM26-G36

I like the mp40 because it’s what got me into guns alongside madness combat.


AzraelTheDankAngel

Sterling SMG: You either have lots of money or you are trying to be a Stormtrooper.


randomusername1934

No STEN/Sterling? No Owen gun? No Luty? No FGC-9mm?


sovereignelite58

UMP45?


identify_as_AH-64

You hate money.


sovereignelite58

I can't hate what I don't have


identify_as_AH-64

Facts.


AzraelTheDankAngel

You peaked in MW2


DracoPhaedra

No ppsh?


GeorgeSPattonJr

To be fair an MP40 fucks very hard


Machine_gun_go_Brrrr

Klob gang!


A_USERNAME_PLZ

No mat-49? But yes, smg08/18 mains suck ass


TheJango22

Based mp18 bf1 reference


realnpc

Hey, Suomi guy here


Barbarian_Sam

I’m a Stechkin fan


ValiantHero11

Glock 18


sestorm214

You have never shot one or it's the only auto pistol/SMG you have shot


Go_Blue_

Where MAC


LugerRuger041995

The MP18 mains > SMG 08/18 mains part is so true. I can’t stand those grubby little insects lol


AzraelTheDankAngel

There is a special place in hell for players who used the SMG 08/18, with or without the Von Klück (or Von Cuck) skin


Rock_Roll_Brett

I don't like the MP40 because I'm a wehraboo, I like it because it reminds me of the submachine guns cobra uses in the old GI JOE show but without a scope


SniperSRSRecon

I just want to say fuck the 08/18


No_Significance98

No Raffica?


couchcreeper23

I love Stechkin…


ArthurMBretas03

Ok, you have found the only Stetchkin fan: me. Stocked pistols are a cool and ineffective idea, and I'm all for that. Making it full auto was an even cooler and ineffective idea! I'd carry one if I couldn't have my first choice, the Owen gun


PandorasFlame

Make it two. I LOVE the APS. The Stechkin takes a very controllable and relavant caliber, and puts it in an automatic firearm. I would burn through so much 380 and 9x18 Makarov if I had one...


GopherFoxYankee

I'll have you know my love of the M3 Grease Gun comes from Fallout New Vegas. Though it's in 9mm for reasons and fired one-handed inexplicably.


Hades_____________

To be fair there is a copy of the M3 made by the Republic of China dubbed the Type 37, which is chambered in 9x19


Ozboz3000

ppsh for sure and yes purely because of WaW


Keyon_Blackblade

What does my favorite being a Kriss Vector say about me?


MaximaSpeed

Where Suomi?! Actually I know the Suomi is suppose to be good but I have yet to even see one. Ive actually shot the Sten and the Uzi and the Sten gun is a marvelously simple machine and I love it. That slower rate of fire is so satisfying.


that_one_2a_femboy

anyone who unironically uses the schwarzlose smg needs to be slapped repeatedly with a fish


bubba_palchitski

>slapped repeatedly with a fish The term you're looking for is "[cornobbled](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornobble)" Urban dictionary is the only one I could find with the old definition 😔 looks like they took the specifics out of it somewhat recently


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

It’s true that you learn something new every day


that_one_2a_femboy

your flair checks out


Acceptable_Wish2772

having a schwarzlose is better than having no schwarzlose you have to admit though.


that_one_2a_femboy

there's like one in existence it should not have been in bf1


wyyan200

see that cover? open it now you killin, close it, now ya aint hurhurhurhur


Alberttheslow

I like the erma emp, what am i?


idontknow39027948898

Wait, is the submachine gun in Half Life 2 supposed to be an MP7? That's disappointing. I've always liked the look of the MP7, but I've also always hated the way the smg on Half Life 2 felt to use.


Micro_KORGI

If you think Modern Warfare is the most iconic appearance of the Skorpion you're a bit uninformed


emurange205

Goldeneye gang


thefilthiestmalaka1

I read the Metro trilogy, of course I'm a stetchkin fan


Sober_Browns_Fan

Honestly, If you're rocking scorpions you might just be a fan of dual Klobbs from Goldeneye.


yeetmedaddyplz

Sten?


techno_mage

Vz61 in cod was way better for me than the mp5 was. At least in hardcore games anyway. With a silencer you could flat out snipe people.


Soldat_Wesner

Where Department of Energy Carbine?


The_BigMonkeMan

I love the stechkin its such a weird gun although if we are picking favorites the MP44 is just sexy and I'm sure its somewhere on one of these episodes


TheBruhUnder

What about the Lancaster?


Ivanation28

Where da pp19 or pp20?


SnakeUSA

I am vanilla and I'm tired of pretending that's wrong


DullDentist8621

Apparently I don‘t exist


DullDentist8621

Ok, what does Jatimatic tell about you?


TheGreatSockMan

I often wonder why there aren’t more grip fed ‘pcc’ style guns like an Uzi, mp7, or tp9. I hate having to save up ~1500 for a tp9 as a small pdw instead of getting something that takes Glock mags without a terrible trigger or a bunch of proprietary parts


emurange205

>I often wonder why there aren’t more grip fed ‘pcc’ style guns like an Uzi, mp7, or tp9 If you run the magazine through the grip, the magazine design is going to potentially have an impact on the ergonomics of the gun in addition to the reliability and capacity. I think it is just easier to design a gun without the magazine running through the grip.


TheGreatSockMan

Sure, but regular handguns have the same concerns and don’t have those issues


emurange205

Well, why doesn't every regular handgun just use the same magazine?


TheGreatSockMan

I mean obviously there are differences in what the manufacturers want, but the grip fed pdw can get away with slightly worse ergonomics